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Education / Re: ASUU President, Fagge And Okupe On ChannelsTV by Mathewjoseph: 6:01pm On Dec 03, 2013
ASUU own self 2much ah ah which kain nonsense be this!
Sports / Re: Yaya Toure Is BBC African Footballer For 2013 by Mathewjoseph: 3:50am On Dec 03, 2013
toluxa1: Hit LIKE if you think Mikel deserved it.
he deserves it c what he did @ the nations cup and confederation cup he outshined yaya toure,xavi and iniesta!

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Politics / Re: Photo: What Ngige told me after Obiano was declared winner of the election by Mathewjoseph: 6:35am On Dec 02, 2013
jamace: Ha ha ha grin grin grin grin So, Ngige invested over N2b to win election, eh? God has saved Anambra people o. He would have recouped his investment 100 times over, thereby emptying the state treasury without carrying out any meaningful development.

Now tell me, how is APC better than PDP?

God save Nigeria from money politics!
abio dnt mind them
Literature / Re: Fighting Back! by Mathewjoseph: 6:30am On Dec 02, 2013
Abeg wetin b my own thank God say barcelona lose,up madrid we are getting there!
Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Account Hacked By An Unemployed Web Developer by Mathewjoseph: 12:27pm On Aug 21, 2013
Why ix closing a thread the order of the day here?atimes when a topic is on and you send ur comment b4 you know it the thread ix closed!within 1hour to 2hours u no go fit 2 comment,seun luk into dis nd make amends b4 i go vex naked bath 4 bathroom o!:-(
Sports / Re: Nigeria League Gets $34Million TV Deal! by Mathewjoseph: 6:17am On Aug 21, 2013
Who wan watch 9ja league?wey b say home teams must win by hook or crook! If u wan catch cataarh go watch 9ja premier league,sum part of sum football team pitch 4 9ja go get grass sum part go b san san,referee ojoro nko?i was watching a 9ja premier league wan day the home team no fit score goal and time don complete d 90minutes dem don play injury time finish self,just bkos say referee don collect bribe e make sure say d home team win by manufacturing a penalty 4rm nowhere! Infact dat day i laff tire bcuz stadium don dark nd d ref refuse 2 blow d final whistle until d home team score tru d dubious spot kick.
Politics / Re: Rivers State Crisis: A Balanced View By An Indigene by Mathewjoseph: 7:13am On Jul 15, 2013
Amaechi will come out victorious,4get all the antics against him,when ojb jeezreel needed funds 4 his operation (kidney transplant)nobody came 2 his recue untill gov amaechi doled out $100thousand to pay 4 d operation,abeg make dem allow amaechi drink water drop cup jare!

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TV/Movies / Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by Mathewjoseph: 8:52am On Jul 08, 2013
Mine ix dat yeye malaria own don kpafuka,honestly d yeye man singing malaria own don kpafuka luks like a hungry somalian,infact dat advert is the worst ever i av seen,d guy forming malaria is a very big mumu.and anoda advert i dislike again is that hip tv guy saying like time we tick tock,be bob bla bla bla honestly dat dude too mumu.
Car Talk / Re: Is It Possible For A Car To Be Charmed? by Mathewjoseph: 3:27pm On Jul 01, 2013
cell22: I need the views of people,is it true or possible for a car to be charmed by wicked people?
you be yoruba guy?coz i know say yoruba no dey joke wit jazz:-D
Politics / Re: Amaechi And Tinubu Celebrating Fashola's Birthday by Mathewjoseph: 3:20pm On Jul 01, 2013
RICHIE BOI:

Nigeria's Leaders' Shallow Mentality: Even at levels as high as the governor's office, they still subscribe to the stupid mentality of supporting foreign institutions blindly to the detriment of their own. Is the Lagos State government a shareholder in the Manchester United football business or what? How come a British football club, 6,500 kilometres away is being given free advert while the Stationery Stores FC of Lagos State is totally crippled and is not on the world's football radar? I just don’t understand the sense behind these ugly cakes.
What purpose do these symbols of cakey "bitter" cakes (with full insignia of Lagos State imposed side by side that of Man U logo) serve the interests of Lagosians except to continually get investments, recognition, etc., out of the state in favour of Manchester, UK which sadly still, did not solicit for the advert in any way? What about the effect this picture will have on unsuspecting, young, impressionable and naive minds in many years to come? I just can't come to terms with this childish idea at Fashola’s 50th birthday. It just steers logic on its head.
I love Fashola but I'm really disappointed at this anomaly at his 50th birthday. Hear this! Governor Fashola, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and Governor Rotimi Amaechi, the management of Manchester United does not even know you guys exit, so please stop deluding yourselves and get on with the business of empowering your people and country. These Nigerian dealers (not leaders) must be jesters fit only for the circus. What a shame!
abeg shut up,who told u that man united dnt even kwn gov fashola?dnt you knw that he is an ardent fan of united,where were you when 2 years ago manchester united sent down the club's representatives including rio ferdinard to pay him a courtesy call,ewu make you dey 4 nairaland dey make noise ur mate don buy car,mary and build house u dey 4 dis forum dey shit 4 church.mtcheeew!

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Sports / Re: Yobo Could Be At Cardiff City Next Season by Mathewjoseph: 7:13pm On Jun 07, 2013
Abeg yobo don nearly clock 40 if im nova pass self,ah ah make yobo go retire joor.we knw want control misser 4 our defence o.
Sports / Re: Yobo Could Be At Cardiff City Next Season by Mathewjoseph: 3:01pm On Jun 07, 2013
SlimSeyI: It will be a good move for him!!! Good luck our captain
ewu say ur captain, no b our captain e b like say u don inhale evostic gum 2 get high,yobo wey sabi gv opponent pass 4 inside eighteen yard box na im u dey call our captain,where u keep sam sodje,dele adeleye,michael odibe,taiye taiwo,godffrey oboabona,keneth omeruo,egwuike nd d rest!
Celebrities / Re: May D And His Son (Picture) by Mathewjoseph: 2:50pm On Jun 07, 2013
U guys are madt abi? Dat is nt mayd,ah ah shey mayd fat reach dat guy on diz pix ewu gambiaz
Sports / Re: Nigeria U20 Vs Portugal U20 - Toulon Int'l Tournament (1 - 2) On 6th June 2013 by Mathewjoseph: 7:48am On Jun 06, 2013
amery: Wish them the very best....I believe John obuh is a very good coach....3pts is xo sure .up flying eagles
which kain best coach that yeye man wey dey favour abokis wey no sabi play ball.
Fashion / Re: A Nigerian Model Falls As She Catwalks In Lagos by Mathewjoseph: 10:40pm On Apr 26, 2013
Abeg dat yeye guy doing a kind of trash talking in hip tv interlude should b yanked off,i mean d guy say like time we tick tok,watch ma tv,bob diz and dat omo dat dude dey provoke me die,juz dey kill time.
Politics / Re: Ghana To Re-open Nigerian Shops by Mathewjoseph: 2:16pm On Apr 09, 2013
Kslib: Which country is ghana?? Is it in africa or where.. I have never heard of it in my life.. Someone should help me out...
ok ghana is a coun3 in west africa,you can identify them with their colour,they are black like char coal,their women are ugly too even their men dnt knw hw to dress,u c dem wearing packet shirt nd plain trouser with canvass or trainers 2 go with,and when they want 2 eat they use boiled eggs instead of meat or fish in their soup,and also ghanaians do all forms of jobs like,shoe shiners,tailors that carries their sewing merchines on their heads,puff puff and burns sellers,stewards in hotels etc,ghana galz are also cheap 2 get,coz their cedis is worthless 2 our naira,if u go 2 ghana wit #50k u will be worshiped like their king,ashante nene of kumasi,my guy i hope u kan nw recognise a ghanaian if u c one!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 8th April 2013 by Mathewjoseph: 8:12am On Apr 09, 2013
Yeah wiked en wild,mi av di bes team inah di world madrid wi numba one zeen!rastaman seh suh,fi al bumbocloot pon dis yah podium wi numba one! Yez mon one inity cah wi run tinz,tinz nah run wi.fi al mi nairaland frendz luv uno baad,jah guide uno ittunally respec due fi all masive pon crew!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Keystone Bank Entry Level Salary by Mathewjoseph: 1:56pm On Apr 08, 2013
hardbody:

Did they really employ you with this level of English? Are you aiming to join them as a cleaner or something of that sort?

Anyway, i am not surprised, what did you call them, Keystone? And that is a Bank right?
yeye guy,can you speak english? and you are here spewing trash ewu!
Politics / Re: Ekiti Deputy-Governor Funmilayo Olayinka Is Dead by Mathewjoseph: 9:40am On Apr 07, 2013
beblessed: I just saw it on AIT. It is well with the family.
eyaa may her soul rest in peace!
Celebrities / Re: Ray J Slams Kim Kardashian & Kanye West In New Single ‘I Hit It First’ by Mathewjoseph: 6:45am On Apr 07, 2013
Abeg hw can this topic affect the price of rice in the market?oga gudluck do sumtin o,guys i lie?na #350 dem dey sell congo of rice una dey here the talk about kim nd ray j,no b d same kim insult 9ja babes say dem ugly like ape?

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Celebrities / Re: Ray J Slams Kim Kardashian & Kanye West In New Single ‘I Hit It First’ by Mathewjoseph: 6:37am On Apr 07, 2013
kbdrim: Me thinks KIM K used Ray J to climb up there..Now Ray J wants to use her to climb back to relevance grin grin
are you sure?
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by Mathewjoseph: 6:56pm On Apr 05, 2013
Spartacus anyday,pls is season5 out?
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw With David Cameron (UK Prime Minister) by Mathewjoseph: 11:56am On Mar 02, 2013
Y gudluck no go surround himself with security,u no knw wetin aboki,mallam fit do?u knw say diz abokis no get brain dem fit tie bomb 4 waist o,go embrace our presido,even dia women don join dem too.Yeah i trust yoruba gani adams of opc don warn those yeye abokis,say if dem karry dia madness come south west we go extinct dem kpata kpata!

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NYSC / Re: Corpers How Do You Manage Your N19,000 (Alawe) Monthly by Mathewjoseph: 8:24pm On Feb 14, 2013
collinsola: help me ask am o




Na grass you they chop? shocked
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Mercy Johnson & Her Daughter, Purity by Mathewjoseph: 1:56pm On Feb 12, 2013
Who b d ewu somalia wey dey use yeye arabic language dey write 4 hia?dem tell am say na boko boys dey hia,mtcheeew na so dem go kill 9health workers 4 dat desert land called kano,hausa yeye o,kai mofol i dey craze translation=mopol are u crazy or mopol u dey craze pidgin,mallam go ever b foggo!
Religion / Re: Cardinal Arinze Likely To Be The First Black Pope? by Mathewjoseph: 1:47pm On Feb 12, 2013
Keep dreaming oyibo go want make black man dey ontop of dem?make d writer of diz topic no go inside him caban go dey do im pirated cd,vcd,dvd disc buisness 4 alaba,igbo kwenu hiaaaaaaa!

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Sports / Re: Ghana, Mali, Niger, DR Congo - AFCON 2013 Group B by Mathewjoseph: 5:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
I want ghana 2 loose! Why bkos ghanians hate nigerians with passion.They prefer 2 loose 2 chad than nigeria,i am praying that congo dr shud wrap up the game!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Ambushed At Okene, Kogi State by Mathewjoseph: 12:45pm On Jan 20, 2013
They ought to have killed the militants.haba militant attacking the nigerian army convoy! Security lapses here and there,wha stops them frm using a fighter choper as an escort?or wha stops them frm using a military plane 2 mali instead of plying the road.na dem sabi joor.
Politics / Re: Governor Obi Apprehends Tanker Driver Over Traffic Offence by Mathewjoseph: 9:58pm On Jan 08, 2013
Na wao.hmmmm
Health / Re: Uniben Professor Discovers Cure For HIV/AIDS by Mathewjoseph: 9:55pm On Jan 08, 2013
Hmmm,lets wait n c.

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