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sonnie10:
See haram, Aisha is shaking a man's hand. Buhari must hear this.

I tell you... We must tell BUHARI

Awolowo was (37), Akintola (36), Ahmadu
Bello (36), Effiong (36), Balewa (34) and
Okotie-Eboh (27), Enahoro (27) led the
struggle for independence after the death
of Macaulay. Only Zik was 42 at the time.
In 1966, the first coup was led by: Kaduna
Nzeogwu (29) and countered by Murtala
Mohammed (28), Theophilus Danjuma (28),
Babangida (25), Nanven Garba (23), Sani
Abacha (23), Shehu Musa Yaradua (23), and
brought into power Gowon (32), Ojukwu
(33), Obasanjo (29), Buhari (24).

Most of the military administrators who
governed the states under the successive
military regimes, most of whom are
governors now, were under 30 years.
The brief democratic dispensation which
interjected the military interregnums also
saw the House of Representatives in
particular populated by majority of
members under 30 years as well as some
senators.Under 30s were also not in short
supply with appointments, we have
examples of MT Mbu who became foreign
affairs minister at 23 and Pat Utomi who
became a presidential adviser at 27 and so
on and so forth.

NOW:

Why is it that this age bracket is today still
sleeping in 3 seater chairs in their parents’
homes?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still
collecting pocket money from their parents?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still
writing JAMB?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still
sagging their trousers?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still
searching for jobs?Why is it that this age
bracket is today no longer qualified to even
be leaders of youth wings of political
parties?
Why is it that this age bracket is today so
docile?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still
incapable of feeding itself?
Why is it that this age bracket is today
barred by law from even aspiring to certain
political offices?
Why is it that this age brackets are today
incapacitated, unwilling, unable and
incapable of asking questions?

Raxxye:
Really?
So you can't price and walk away if the price isn't suitable for you?
Even in the military, officers do resign. What is wrong with these blood-sucking, coward group?

Very funny of you bro

oliviacute:
sincerely i don't see any gain in joining cult or whatsoever,there z absolutely no gain......rather some foolish ones enter for stupid reasons and afta initiating dem they xtart behaving lyk madmen and @ d end they ll try to turn back which x likely impossible.....it's xo annoying .... follow d ryt path and be spiritually inclined dt will help nt by joininh a xtupid cult

Nicepoker:
Op. Pixs of ur tears. I and others want to see it

see u

It was terrible when I overheard some serious sound of gunshot and brutal sound of machetes on a guy shouting and screaming .... "I no do again, make una leave me, make una no kill me" around 2am. that noise was so terrific to the extend that we could not even come out of our house to see what was happening at New Nyanya, along keffi/abuja express way, Nasarawa State.

In the morning as i prepared to go to work.... the dead body is what I met tied on an electric polec.

I wept!

nikkiking:
This remind me of back in my growing up days when if any artist comes to our school.....pishure things . If ur not tall or deny the front u would climb anything for ur face to surface.

This our polithiefs are nothing but a bunch of selfie mongers.

na wa o

Ojiofor:
I thought Okorocha is the chairman of apc governors forum,I wonder why they pushed him to the background.

e no matter

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mmafhew:
Oh yes.. But w@ ma biz

nsilordgmail:
. U this modern Thomas!

dont mind them jare!

dustydee:
Wow! Miracles still happen.

yes.. miracle still happen oooo..

A 47-year-old father of 7, who was named Uganda’s ugliest man, has become a father for the 8th times in Kyazanga, Lwengo district.
Scroll down for photos and video!
Godfrey Baguma has become a proud father of eight children after his wife Kate Namanda, 30, delivered a healthy baby girl. The couple now have six children together, while two others are kids from Baguma’s first unsuccessful marriage.
Ugliest Man in Uganda Becomes a Father for the 8th Times
The man, who suffers from an extremely rare, unknown disease, won his title of the ugliest country’s man after he took part in the contest to make money for his family. “In 2002, I was mending shoes, when some people approached me and said they had an event at which they wanted me to be a chief guest.
They took my pictures and a few days later, I saw my picture in the newspapers where I had declared myself the ugliest man alive. I was shocked and angry at the same time because I had not said so. They also told me that as a cobbler, I could not make enough money to sustain my family.
Ugliest Man in Uganda Becomes a Father for the 8th Times
They asked me to participate in a contest, saying I would make more money since I would be a tourist attraction. I agreed, and indeed I won. That is how I got the nickname, Ssebabi, which means the ugliest of them all. Today, I feel good, about it because it is an honour.”

GEJPosterity:
So if I don't have terrestrial TV or Star Times, I cannot watch my national team play?

Ok then.

hahahhahahahahaha

seedorfg:
shey na only breast cancer dey do am, okpolo eye cancer go soon erupt for her body

u wicked ooo bro lolzzzzz

obailala:
I wish her speedy recovery... we need her alive and sound in Nigeria to face prosecution.

obailala:
I wish her speedy recovery... we need her alive and sound in Nigeria to face prosecution.

ammmeen in Jesus name. My concern is d money!

Chosen1984:
Cancer ke? Is it the cancer of fear of PMB or what? All these 6yrs of chopping! Chopping! No cancer.

Madam receive Healing abeg and come give stewardship of your reign!

OR

Gently return some billions if dollars and go.

lolzzzzz

Sulaimon01:
Heeeeee! A former. attorney-general of Lagos? a SAN? you need serious counseling!

tooor... Dont mind the d.u.
M.p

BackDatAssUp:
Buhari is no king and unlike you people in the Southwest who depend on govt allocations to feed my money source is not from govt.

So you can " dorbaale " to your new King in hope he throws scraps to you.

i pity u. Must u contribute to every thrd? You dont seem to know how to give more sense to situation...:/ i am really really disappointed in u. Someone like u always cause chaos and unrest in d world

misssclassy:
You forgot to add the link.

http://citifmonline.com/2015/05/29/dont-marry-someone-until-you-can-honestly-answer-these-20-qs/

At least people will know that you were not the one that wrote it.

CALCULATIONS ON THE MAN THAT TREKKED FROM LAGOS TO ABUJA.

• If the distance from Lagos to Abuja is 778 Kilometres
• And distance covered per step is 2 feets (Maximum step coverage for such long distance)
• Therefore; 2 steps covers 4 feet per second
4ft = 1 sec
1ft = 0.0003048000km
4ft = 0.001219200km
1km = 3280ft
Calculate the Period/Time that covers 778km
Converting 778Km to Ft
If 1km = 3280ft
3280 x 778 = 2551840ft
:. 778km = 2551840ft
If 4ft = 1 sec
2551840ft/4 = 637960secs
2551840ft = 637960secs (Converting to
637960secs = 10632.67mins
10632.67mins = 177.2hrs
177.2hrs = 7.38weeks
1.85month

Therefore, for trekking from Lagos to Abuja in 24rs (Non stop). He must have spent 7 weeks and four days.
For him to said he trekked for 20 days, Kai,... HE MUST BE A SPIRIT!

This is the moment an astonishing seven tons of live catfish spilled from the back of a truck onto a Chinese highway after the vehicle's rear door suddenly popped open.

It is thought the door was jolted open when the truck drove over a bump in Kaili, in the Guizhou province of China.

Fire crews and local residents joined forces to clear up the slippery mess, using hoses to keep the fish wet while they were painstakingly collected in buckets before being transferred into the scoop of a passing digger and then back into the truck.

Amazingly, the whole 6,800kg mess was cleared in under two hours

missbehave247:
Pure propaganda of the APC. This is not the kinda change we want oo0

out of point ..... you people will start again.. please dont disorganise this change coming please

Nigerian Pastors, Their Prophesies On Election, The Ones That Came True And The Ones That Were Wrong

Nigeria is blessed with great men of God who are true to their calling and exhibit heavenly wisdom. However in every twelve there must be a Judas. A lot of lies has been used to defame the most high God. This is what happens when mortal men claim to hear God when in reality, They hallucinate and lie indiscriminately in the name of God.

Below is a list of prophetic statements by men of God who claimed that God spoke to them concerning the presidential elections in Nigeria.

The list is in not particular order

Pastor Enoch Adeboye

As the General Overseer of the Redeem Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adeboye is perhaps, the most influential clergyman in Nigeria. I can confirm that he is a true and wise man of God. His 2015 New Year Day statement on the election was very guarded.

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“Unfortunately, because it is election year, I can’t tell you all that God told me about Nigeria. But I will tell you this: by the end of the year, many will say ‘all is well that ends well.’”

Apostle Johnson Suleman

He is the founder of Auchi, Delta State-based Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide. Apostle John Suleiman is one of the most respected Prophets in Nigeria and he had so much to say about the election in his yearly prophecies released at the beginning of the year.

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*I see president Goodluck Jonathan coming back but troubles.

*El Rufai should go and sit down. For abusing Jesus, he will not win Kaduna election.

*Aminu Tambuwal, I saw him leading Sokoto State.

*2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred in violence and end up in court case.

*Thank you Jesus! Finally a Christian is now the governor of Lagos state.

*Rochas Okorocha; I saw him moving to PDP.

*Contrary to most prophecies, Nigeria will not break up.

*I saw governor Amosun return.

*APC Rivers State needs to do grass root campaign because I saw the election been rigged for PDP. Prayers are needed because of so much bloodshed.

*I saw a man win Governorship but not allowed to govern.

*I saw attention in Delta state moved to Agbor.

*I saw people who resigned as ministers to contest election return back as Federal ministers.

*Let’s pray against military intervention and interim government.

*President election inconclusive, yet Jonathan declared winner. APC Pray!

*I don’t see Buhari with credentials to vie for president.

*With the level of bloodshed I saw, it was better Goodluck goes now to his village quietly.

*2015 election is another June 12. The man who truly won will not govern or rule.

*Prophet T.B Joshua

His Ikotun-Egbe Lagos is Mecca for Christian pilgrims from across West Africa and beyond. Prophet T.B Joshua is perhaps the most popular Prophet in Nigeria and he revealed his mind in a recent interview.

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“Elections will not happen in some states because of the frequent attacks. This could affect between three to four states. The states would be a no-go area due to violence and elections would not take place in those states unless we move closer to God. We must intensify our prayers. This is what God has showed me and you can imagine what would happen if elections don’t hold in those states. It would have great implication for our democracy.”

See more after the cut:


*Prophet Joshua Iginla

The General Overseer of Champions Royal Assembly, Prophet Joshua Iginla, is one of the most popular men of God in Abuja. He describes the election as a ‘battle between the lion and the tiger.”

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“No matter how powerful or well-organized 2015 election is, it will be faulted. I am not a politician nor belong to any political party, I am just speaking God’s mind. The person sitting on the seat might not be perfect, but he will retain the seat. It’s not guess-work. Howbeit, it will be a battle between the lion and the tiger…Shortly after the election, especially on the night of the election, there will be great vandalisation. I see cars being burnt, lives killed.”


*Primate Peter Ayodele

Primate Ayodele is known for his widely-controversial prophecies. The popular founder of Inri Evangelical Spiritual Church went as far as recommending a 14 days prayer for President Goodluck Jonathan to have a ‘peaceful elections.’

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“This year’s election will throw up a lot of issues. President Goodluck Jonathan will do everything to win a second term, however, he needs 14 days prayer to have a peaceful reign to enable him complete a second term. Chairman of Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Prof. Attahiru Jega will be confused during the polls. There will be several gimmicks to cajole the INEC to rig the election. E-voting will not work. There will be ballot box snatching and stuffing during the election.”


*Bishop David Oyedepo

Speaking in a sermon, Bishop David Oyedepo was alleged to have said that the gate of hell will be opened on those who vote the incumbent president (President Jonathan) out in the forthcoming 2015 presidential elections.

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“We will open the gate of hell on those who oppose you (President Jonathan). There shall be a rise of many giants – giants in all sectors of human endeavor; Men like nations will rise in the year 2015; Men that will command attention of many nations shall arise in 2015 and God has brought us into the realm of heaven on earth, where men will live like angels.” ”

*Dr D.K Olukoya

Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, General Overseer Dr D.K Olukoya, it’s going to be a mysterious year.

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“I will speak in parables. This year is going to be a mysterious, cautious and dribbling year, so, you will have to find the solutions instead of diagnosing the problems carried by the year.”

*Pastor Tunde Bakare

So far, only Pastor Tunde Bakare of the Latter Rain Assembly seems to have given hope about the election year.

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“Whether you are from the East or from the West or from the North or the South, you will experience joy in 2015. Other nations will say ‘how did they do it.’ It will be indescribable joy. The nations of the earth will testify. I bring good tidings of joy to every part of the nation…”



* Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka

A Catholic priest and founder of the Adoration Ministry in Enugu, Rev. Father Ejike Mbaka during his New Year prophecy declared that President Jonathan will lose the election. He claimed that the

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“President has become a bad luck., The multitude of our youths, the quality young men, quality young women, brilliants youths but nobody has plans for any of you. Our so-called leaders should come and apologize. In 2015, it shall not continue like that. By the grace of God, by the power of the Holy Spirit, we are announcing spiritually, change! 2015 should not be a year of any hooligan maneuvering to hijack power. This is our New Year message. Listen, when you go home, tell anybody you see that from the oracle of the Holy Spirit, we are announcing change
The Goodluck met Yar’Adua and Yar’Adua died. Before you know it, the Goodluck met our oil and the oil had a bad luck and poured away, before we knew it, the Goodluck met our naira, our naira had a bad luck. Where are we going? What is the fate of this country? Shall we continue like this, we need change“

* Primate Theophilus Olabayo

Primate Theophilus Olabayo, is the pastor and founder of the Evangelical Church of Yahweh, Lagos and he prophesied saying

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“God told me that they are going to rig the election and this will cause an upheaval and the results of the election will not be declared and if the result is declared, the winners of the election will not govern. But my advice to our politicians is that they should let the President Jonathan go peacefully and retired to his village.”

* Prophet Anthony Nwoko

As if the mockery of priesthood wasnt yet enough, Prophet Anthony Nwoko, A popular Enugu based prophet who had also in 1998 prophesied that late Gen. Sani Abacha, would leave government of Nigeria in a mysterious way, briefed journalists in Enugu on the state of the nation, stating that neither Jonathan nor Buhari will win.

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“Neither Jonathan nor Buhari will be president after the election. I told Nigerians that they should not expect much or any miracle from Jonathan. Now, in this coming election, Jonathan will only serve as John the Baptist and Buhari has not got any heavenly crown to rule and he will not rule this country because he hasn’t got that crown.

“Don’t take my prophesies for granted because I had also told Gen. Abdulsalam Abubakar(rtd) not to make Olusegun Obasanjo president and I had also warned Obasanjo not to make late Umaru Yar’Adua president and my advice was not heeded and you saw what happened, I can see the glory of Nigeria in the Southeast, An igbo president and I don’t agree with Wole Soyinka that Jonathan is Nebucadnezar, Jonathan is a forerunner to the glory of God.”


*Prophet Williams Onuoha,

The General Overseer of Galilee Christian Centre, Lagos predicted thus:

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“the current governor of Imo State, Owelle Rochas Okorocha, would become Nigeria’s president.” He will rule unless the governor failed to adhere to God’s direction.

*Bishop Tom Samson

The founder of the Christ Royal Family Church, Lagos Bishop Tom Samson warned

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Nigerians must brace up for some “hardship and darkness in this year election.”

*Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo

Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, senior Pastor of Kingsway International Christian Centre, KICC, said,

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When the president’s name is announced as winner of the election, 20 percent of a certain part of the country will not agree. Eventually, after negotiation they will. We will agree that we are one.”

*Prophet Michael Olubode

Not done, Prophet Michael Olubode, aka Micadeolu of the Celestial Church of Christ, Lagos said,

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I want to let the people of Nigeria know that the Lord will return His Excellency, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan to his presidential seat. Despite much hatred for him, it pleases the Lord God of Celestial to increase his tenure at the Presidential Villa”.

*Venerable Ndubuisi Obi

Venerable Ndubuisi Obi an Anglican priest based at Onitsha in Anambra state said:

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Jonathan had never lost any election in his life. Buhari had never won any election in his life. Jonathan’s rise to the Presidency was not his making. It was simply an act of God. Buhari forced himself into power via the military coup. He has failed in four previous attempts. The last time he failed, he wept. This time will not be different. He is accustomed to failing and failure is his second name. Come Saturday, bring out your PVC and make him cry again. We are moving forward in this country. We can’t afford to put our vehicle on the reverse gear.

Dear readers, I am not here to judge but to provide a yard stick with which we can measure the veracity and authenticity of certain prophetic uttrances from the men standing behind the pulpit.

Who amongst these holy men do you think is a true man of God who hears from the almighty

Elslim:
Abeg d Grave should be 30ft!

No Chance for resurrection

South West, North favour APC’s Buhari
 12 hours ago
•South South, South East go for Jonathan

APC wins in Sambo’ s unit

The All Progressives Congress has won the
presidential and National Assembly
elections in the Kabala 005 polling unit of
Vice President Mohammed Namadi Sambo
in Kaduna
The APC scored 386 votes to beat the
Peoples Democratic Party ( PDP ) that
scored 53 votes in the presidential election .
APC got 385 and 369 votes in the Senate
and House of Assembly elections
respectively while the PDP got 59 and 62
respectively.

Please... Is this supposed to be a scam? I recieve this message from INEC on my phone today thus.....

''Not sure if you are in INECs database? Send SMS to 20120 or 08171646879: INEC State Last Name last 5 digits of VIN (voter identitifcation number)''.

please house, help me clarify this!

Freest:
i didn't get him angry as he was angry before i even got there. I only went to appeal to him. by the way am more angrier and wanna move out today. But need to teach him a moral lesson before leaving hence d need for this advice

Bros, Its very wrong for you to even confront your dad at the first place without knowing the cause of the slap... and mind you, you dont take side before conclusion! Was that the first time your dad would slap your mum?

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE CAUSING MORE PROBLEMS... SAYING THIS NOW WILL PUT PDP IN TENSION HENCE, THEY MAY EVEN DECIDE NOT TO ALLOW THE ELECTION TO HOLD... ANYTHING CAM HAPPY... PLEASE STOP ALL THIS YOUR UNREALISTIC PREDICTION!

I can not stop laughing with what i am seeing here...

If GEJ supporter could use break and the nylon in Ogun State, small transformer in Rivers to campaign for GEJ what would you use to campaign for GMB?

If Aisha Buhari could help a woman by the roadside frying akara in Abuja to help her because of her husband, what strategy are you using to campaign for GMB?

YOU MUST PARTICIPATE IN THIS NEW GENERATIONAL CAMPAIGN STRATEGY

Tell us what you have done so far to put your candidate on potential SIT! Abi u no wan perform your civil right/responsibility?