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Blaqsmith: This I.diot female Nairalander,u see wetin u cause? U see ur life so

tell her oooo

see another one again... Please before you go to bed 2nite, tie a palm leaf and a red clothe with 2 native chalk(male and female) round your head and waist. Afterwards, dance around any banana tree singing ebelebe ebelebe ebelebe 7times. This also prevents Ebola virus and special shout out to all the educated men and women who bath with salt this morning. We are drinking urine tomorrow and rubbing pepper in our eyes the day after tomorrow. =D =)) Ebola MUST go

da one no concern me... Please before you go to bed 2nite, tie a palm leaf and a red clothe with 2 native chalk(male and female) round your head and waist. Afterwards, dance around any banana tree singing ebelebe ebelebe ebelebe 7times. This also prevents Ebola virus and special shout out to all the educated men and women who bath with salt this morning. We are drinking urine tomorrow and rubbing pepper in our eyes the day after tomorrow. =D =)) Ebola MUST go. funny Lol joke of the century

If you are not satisfied with SE performance,..,. ''GO AND DIE''

phemswag: Dats soo true!


But leave us alone, we like am like dat!
Android na Android.
Even if na Samsung or Seunsing, Gionee or Gineoo, HTC or HCT, I-Tel or J-Tel,....Android na Android.

Case Closed!!!

#TeamTecno#

gbam!!!!!

Thats all. Leave that advertiser for his blatant lies!!! Mmmcchheewwww

eaglechild: Did you see the match?

good! Ask him again

sapien: Kumuyi is such a hypocrite!
The same Kumuyi who is on facebook? Is Mark Zukerberg, owner of facebook, a christian?
The Same Kumuyi whose church worships on SUN-days(A pagan day)? The same Kumuyi who drives in luxurious cars made by atheists? Let him keep brainwashing his members who can't think outside the box!

God bless you!!! Kai, i am just imagining how God will query some of these leaders

glimpse: time to be an observer

thats just the truth... If you are not observant, you will end up to be foolishhhhhh.

Jay clinics: Wen Wil the world cup kick off....?

ASK GOOGLE

Soso990240: huh?? 8months abi 8weeks? Wia u get ur own info from.nawah for u oo.

ASK AM

israel boy: wow.

Nigerian playing the match...
Argentina scored
thinking they will always beat us
first half 3-0
people abusing keshi
keshi sweating....
Running after the ball but just outside the pitch...the lines man was looking as if...as if he (keshi) wanted to collect flag from him
screaming on top of his voice
some people giving up....they will always beat us as usual
2nd half came
they scored another goal making 4-0
nd keshi...was still sweating under a very freezing weather
he made a great change
substituting the whole defenders for strikers
argentinas want to entertain their fans by dribbling...
Messing dribbled a guy, lo and behold his knicker tear, but still gained the ball
his pant was showing....
The argentinas players were laughing
laughing
laughing
and this guy was running towards their post
running
running

reaching the box 18, it was only him and the keeper
the other players were still laughing
and this guy wanting to go for the ball
the time was 58min
he (the keeper) caught up with this player leg
and this player who was so smart
dived as never before
he faked injury
and the keeper was given red card
.
.
What, wat is going wrong?
People were saying
if they even scored
can they equalize
the argentina coach
who was smiling
and telling the media its not a problem
i can even substitute the best player for the keeper
lo and behold he made that great mistake
we scored the penalty
4-1
this guy was given another knicker to wear...so as to make the match cool
the argentinas already feel relaxed
saying no matter what, they will earn their 3points
like play like play, the second goal went in
scores 4-2 @ 64min...
Eeh, wetin be this....an argentina player said
hope no be say dem go equalise....their coach shouted

all the players were already shouting at themselves,
blaming themselves
mistakes was seen everywhere....

A foul was commited inside argentina's box 18 again, another penalty and red card....running up and down....

Goooooooooal......it was 4-3......

What a superb penalty, the keeper has no choice

now, 9 against 11....

Now 72min...
@the 74min....wow....outside shot ......the keeper taught he was dreaming
he taught the ball turned into lion just like the fairy tale i was been told....he ran away from the post.......goooooooooooal 4-4.....
Wow, the game is getting tougher
the time which is already 89min....additional time 2min...
@the 91st min.....emineke...eminke....emineke.....was going.......going......going towards the flag....and he did a nice cross.....what...everybody outside the stadium where like doing standing ovation (or wetin dem dey call ham).....the ball is going straight to mikel...he was pushed away...victor moses from no where cam trying a trick...whaaaat....and he gave a scissors kick....goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllll...what a brilliant goal...superb goal.....everywhere was filled with joy......wow.....boko haram members vow they will never involve in terrorism.....politicians where making another confession that never in their life will the steal....ASUU calls off the stike...infact, they desolved the group....
Thieves were coming out everywhere...it was a confession day for nigeria...cos everybody where surprised....wow, what a glorious day.

Everybody were still filled with surprise....wow.

And we keep saying each day...
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

thank YOU

i remain my humble self
Meshileya Israel

Guy.... i be wan gun u...
better...

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wasak: through out next week na one person wedding we go dey hear... okay O.

if you care to hear abi

peddy007: This guy deserves some credit,African best!

no be the credit dem dey giv am so? Abi you wan make dem buy am phone join ?

CFCfan: I believe Enyeama will still be available for 2018 and 2022 world cups; as he would be 36 and 40 years old respectively. Goalkeepers still have their reflexes in their early 40s.

you wicked oooo habba

Motolank: I wish to comment, but i careless about sports

who come send u

This is impressive... I even hear say ManU and Chelsea dey plan to buy enyeama now....

oemmanuel:

This actually reminds me things sometimes ago. Dont ask me what.

Uchiha Itachi: Who cares how does that stop nigeria from scoring 5 more goals?

BULSHIT

GOAL
INHEANACHOR

GOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKON SCORES !

Don moen- i will sing
and
somebody is knocking at the door- i don't know the singer anyway. Can somebody remind me pls?
.

Don moen- i will sing
and
somebody is knocking at the door- i don't know the singer anyway. Can somebody remind me pls?

rill: Why can't we ever get fitted jersey's for our players. Just look at how funny dy look in dose over sized green agbada's

NA WA FOR YOU OOO BROS....

homesteady: Arise O LORD let our enemies be scattered

they are scattered already

Venue: goshen
preacher: abioye
topic: empowerment of fulfilment of destiny.
Jeremiah 29:11
psalm 8:4
Hebrew 12:2
Jeremiah 1:2
Joel 3:28
1 cor 2:9, 10
Roman 8:14
Roman 8:28
Daniel 2:19
1 cor 2:10
john 16:13
zeche 4:1,2,6
Luke 24:49
judges 6:14
1 Sam 2:9
Luke 4:14,17,19,20,21
gen 26:12,13,14,2,3
gen 26:28
1. God plan your life
2 without books, knowledge, you can go far and limited,

Evestar200: Na wah o 4 this front page things

haha, too early now, kilode?

victorazy: This one wey Funke dey enter Igbo men like this, maybe she wan born Igbo pikin, from Mr. Ibu to Osuofia bak to Mr. Ibu and Osuofia.

ask dem ooo

christopherike: Deliver the Federal Government or ASUU or both, then I will know you are serious.

this is serious!! honestly they both needs deliverance

segzyj: Dis guy went there to shot his new movie..... Don't be surprise

silly u

TayoT: So TB Joshua has started using real actors ehn.

what do u mean?

Rexsul: hehehehe......happy independent JIM!


wow! @ last av been 1st 2 comment 4 d first time on front page.....my best achievement since ASUU went on strike....tank u lord.

whats so special in been the first to comment on nairaland

Shock over car buried with bodies

Nasarawa still in shock over killing of bankers, driver


Residents of Nasarawa State were still in shock yesterday over the discovery of the bodies of two bankers and their driver.

They were allegedly ambushed by suspected Ombatse boys, who took them to the bush, killed them, set them ablaze with their car and buried them with the car by the riverside.

The incident happened at Tudun Adabu in Obi Local Government.

The Police Command has arrested 14 suspects in connection with the murder.

The deceased bankers are Alhaji Hassan Gidado, who was the managing director of the Police Microfinance Bank, and Mr. Tunde Banwo.

The police, at a news conference on Monday, said after the the bodies were exhumed, they were deposited at the Dalhatu Araf Specialist Hospital in Lafia.

It was gathered that the two top bankers, who lived in Abuja, were in Lafia for the wedding of a child of the police commissioner-in-charge of Cooperative.

Police Commissioner Umar Shehu said the suspected killers would soon be taken to court. He assured residents that measures had been taken to curb the activities of the outlawed Ombatse group.

source: http://matoyeh..com

SO SAD INDEED
A Manchester united fan commits
suicide last evening after Man-U was
beaten 4-1...............RIP

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