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, when somebody says he is as Christian, pastor, minister, you ask him when did he become born-again. Most people know when they get born again, when they confess Jesus with heir mouth. But T. B. Joshua said he was converted from his mothers womb. And we know that is not possible.

--- Wale Adefarasin,
Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria
National Secretary.

"Miracles, signs and wonders are not exclusive preserve of God. The devil too can perform miracles. That a man does miracles is not enough reason to attest to his ministry. Remember Jambres and …… "


As the Lagos State PFN president, what is the true position on T.B. Joshua?
Let me first of all say that in the larger part of our country, when anybody comes to say he wants to marry your daughter, what we do is send people to check out the family of the parties involved in the marriage. They want to know what is the family like.

So when the people of the world makes noise about a certain minister in Nigeria, the proper thing to do is to come here and find out what is his reputation here, what are his records before they embrace him.

Miracles, signs and wonders are not exclusive preserve of God. The devil too can perform miracles. That a man does miracles is not enough reason to attest to his ministry. Remember Jambres and ……

On T. B. Joshua, the PFN makes it clear that any member who fraternizes with him will be suspended until they repent. We do not believe at this point in time that it is a ministry of God.

What we want people to know and find out is that when somebody says he is as Christian, pastor, minister, you ask him when did he become born-again. Most people know when they get born again, when they confess Jesus with their mouth. But T. B. Joshua said he was converted from his mothers womb. And we know that is not possible.

We ask him where was he when he was called to ministry. Who are the men of God who can point at him that that we raise him into ministry, lay hands on him and sent him forth into the ministry.

We do have a problem with him there. On his friend Oyakhilome, he himself has said said he is not part of PFN, so I don't think there is a need to make any comments on him.

What is your position on the controversy about whether or not Pastor T.B Joshua of the Synagogue of All Nations might be fake?
A: I followed the whole argument and I noticed that TheNEWS published an extensive interview of Joshua. We kept track of developments, even when I was in London. I knew your magazine interviewed him .I was born in Zaria and grew up in Kaduna. And I left Kaduna in 1964. I went back in December last year. My journey from Abuja to Kaduna, because I was preaching at Abuja, was by road. And the magazine I chose to read wasTheNEWS . In the magazine (I wish you keep that interview and put it on the web), it practically settled the matter of Joshua or T.B Joshua. Certain questions were asked him (and I believe the person who asked him must be a committed Christian). "Tell us when you were born, when you became a Christian." And he said: "I have been a Christian from when I was born." Zero, Zero, Zero! You do not inherit Christianity.

My dad was a soldier but that didn't make me a soldier. I loved the Army. I was reading to finish my A levels and go to the NDA when I got born again. My brother ended in the Army. I just never wanted another life but the Army. But being raised in the Army Barracks, spending 18 years of my life there, did not make me any near being part of the Nigerian Army other than to find the fact that I know their rudiments but I'm not on their books.

I quoted the TheNEWS the following week, here in Lagos, I think the same week, I was preaching for Paul Adefarasin. I quoted TheNEWS as having interviewed him:
"When did you become a Christian? How did you become a Christian?"
He said "I was a Christian from my mother's womb".
"Who is your pastor?" He did not answer that question. So, he has no pastor. He has no root as to when he got born again. His explanation as to the root of the miraculous in his life is mystical, not spiritual as in the Bible.

Therefore, while on one hand I feel that the whole Chris Okotie, Joshua, Oyakhilome drama was unfortunate because I feel two brothers have allowed their fight to come out into the open, and it has been badly managed, yet, on another hand, I think in the process, they helped us to avert a major danger. It is my personal conclusion based on my observation and that Mr. T.B Joshua, in the beginning never claimed to be part of us.

Probably, because he needed credibility, he therefore began to claim to be part of us. There is no proof of his salvation. We don't know his Pastor. You ask me who was my Pastor and I'll tell you who my Pastor was. Every man of God knows. We know the Pastor of Pastor Adeboye; we know the Pastor of Mike Okonkwo; we know the Pastor of Bishop Oyedepo we know the Pastors of all these men. We know where Chris Okotie began. I was in the same show with Chris Okotie. He didn't know. In September 1979, when he just got born again and he was invited by Sunday Show NTA 10 , Tony Ogunlana, he was the producer in those days. He was interviewed for singing songs like ABC and so on. I was interviewed by Richard Ikiebe. He used to write for Sunday Times .

I was interviewed as a young pastor in 1979. I was only 25 years old or something. We were on the same show. So, you can trace the salvation of Chris Okotie. You can trace that of Oyakhilome. He comes from a family of Assemblies of God. The previous general supervisor was a Rev. Oyakhilome. Where is T. B Joshua's local Church? So, we don't know Joshua's pastor, we don't know where he was raised from. He doesn't have a testimony, based on TheNEWS. He has no testimony from where he got born again. He said he was born like that. So, we cannot accept that he is one of us. It is possible. I do not know; I have no proof.

Q: Must he actually have the criteria you have outlined? Can't one be born and be a man of God without going through the way outlined?
A: You can be born again through a personal encounter with God. That's an occasion of one in ten thousand. Joshua could be one of the one in ten thousand, so everything is coincidental. Is salvation one in ten thousand? There is no local church we could connect him to. His being called, then, is one in ten thousand . There is no pastor we could connect him to. So, his call to ministration is also one in ten thousand because we've seen people who suddenly experienced the power of God.
In 1923, Moses Orimolade experienced the power of God - moved in the super natural. Cherubim and Seraphim did not start with white garment; the man experienced the genuine power of God and went out to begin to pray for people. The problem there was the absence of good teaching. There are people who have encountered God. But even then, Moses Orimolade came out of the Church of the Lord, Aladura. So there is a trace. Church of the Lord, Aladura, came out of the Anglican Church.

In 1923, Joseph Ayo Babalola experienced a supernatural encounter with God when he was driving a trailer from Akure to llesa. When he got to a place called Arakeji, he experienced an encounter with God. And that was the place. There and then, he was called into ministry. You must have heard of the Precious Stone Church, the Faith Tabernacle, the Apostolic, the Christ Apostolic. Tell me about any man of God in this life, I've studied the history of revival in this country and I will tell you how he got born again. I don't have a history of T.B Joshua.

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Why Do we Cherish Foreign Wears?

There is no customized habit; any character that is customizing to a particular person must fade one day. If human being behaves normal, believe me, that’s how the human behaves to everybody, if a human is aggressive, believe, that’s how she behave to everybody, if woman accept you without approach, believe that that’s how she accept for other men without woo, ,If your wife commit to you, that’s how she commits to other men that behaves like you, if you come to discover that she customize the behavior to you alone and bad to other people, that means she must change to you no matter how long one day. Characteristics must be an hobbies not an adaptation, Believe it or leave it

There is no customized habit; any character that is customizing to a particular person must fade one day. If human being behaves normal, believe me, that’s how the human behaves to everybody, if a human is aggressive, believe, that’s how she behave to everybody, if woman accept you without approach, believe that that’s how she accept for other men without woo, ,If your wife commit to you, that’s how she commits to other men that behaves like you, if you come to discover that she customize the behavior to you alone and bad to other people, that means she must change to you no matter how long one day. Characteristics must be an hobbies not an adaptation, Believe it or leave it

Hello Room, There are some issues which I will like you people to advice me on. The issue has being in bad shape for the past 8 [b]months and I don’t think I can bear it anymore. I need someone who will advice me please.
I am 27 yrs old……. My name is Matoye. I have a brother who is married, but sometimes, he like to chase other girls around and he would take them to my house claiming that thats where he lives, I used to follow this my immediate blood brother around after our closing hour from the office. One day, he took me to one of his girl friends in her shop where she sells provisions, before we got to the girl place, he asked me to go there first and pretend as if I want to woo her. I did that and me the girl were flowing fluently, though, at that spot, she was just laughing and joking with me after my friendly woo approached. He met us on sit and pretend as if he doesn’t know me (that was our plan) after some hours, we boated to laugh and says, we have ran a test on her…,
That evening, she follow us to the house (that’s my house) and they both had nice time. The next week (that was year 2006-2007) she came to my house without notice, she didn’t meet my brother, I told my brother on fone that she was around, my brother says I should tell her that he has travel and I should warn her not to be coming without notice. I couldn’t say that because I don’t want her to feel embarrassed. I just told her that he has travel, she came back after that day…the lady has being coming for almost 10 times and met my brother’s absent(its not his house) later, she later understand that its not his house that he has married, but she didn’t disclose to me that she has understood that, she kept coming to my house. One day, I was tempted to sleep with her. Since then, she swiftly transfers the relationship on me. She now commit herself to me seriously and she always come to my house without the knowledge of my brother.[/b]She got pregnant for me after 6 months of friendship, she didn’t tell me until she finishes the termination before she inform me that shes was pregnant.
I met another girl and I promise to marry this girl, as time goes on, unfortunately for me, everything start turning upside down for me. I got no job again and to feed my self became problem. I prayed and as well went to my pastor for prayer; my pastor told me that the girl I proposed to has a bad spirit that was affecting me. I need to live this girl with immediate effect if I don’t want to die in mystery. I love this girl so much, but I have no option than to leave her. I left her and I WAS left with this my brother’s friend again… after I left this girl, I went to my pastor and he prayed and confirmed that my destiny has been secured. That I should not have anything to do with the second girl again.
This my brother’s friend has being there for me (though, she has two children which the first boy is about 14-15 yrs, d second daughter 10-11 years) she provide whatever I need with passion. I appreciated her and I told her that “I don’t know how much I will do to appreciate you and what I will use to appreciate her” she told me that the only way to appreciate her is to marry her officially and that’s what she want from me.(though she has another married man that promise to marry her too in lagos, he called her everyday) I was scared that my brother issue is there, he shouldn’t hear whats between me and her. Ok, whatever the case may be, let me consult my pastor first, I didn’t tell my pastor the background of our relationship I just want to pray over the relationship, my pastor says, her star is not compatible with my, I should not marry her… I was confused, I decided to tell her emphatically, I told her and she fainted… she has being crying all day and night since then, I don’t know what to do about this, please house, advice me on this issue

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1. BRING 2 GALON OF PALM OIL
2. 3 COWS
3. 5 FOULS
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:oOOOO :oOO OO OOOO GOD   Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! U people want to scatter my  modular obluganta   haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,  Were ni gbogbo yin ni. Hahahahaha, Why fighting over Kanu, E be like say u na well at alll,     With all what i know, kanu achieve and impact it on people unlike the most stigy man, (Okocha) that only know himself.
Did u know how much Kanu spent on Children every year, i believe the money can sponsor the rest of everybody's families. He spent money to save lives. he work hard for other people.  Dont criticize him, just focus on how you are going to develop that your small community, he has impact on million of children and adult as wellllllllll i BELIEVE IT BECAUSE OF THE GOODHEART that lead him to S/A because we all know that Kanu has expired, but his good deeds are following him. Goodness and mercy are following him,

:-XKI GBOGBO YIN O GBE NU SOUN.ME CHIONU EYIN WERE YIIIIII SEAL YOUR MOUTH

Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! U people want to scatter my modular obluganta haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Were ni gbogbo yin ni. Hahahahaha, Why fighting over Kanu, E be like say u na well at alll, With all what i know, kanu achieve and impact it on people unlike the most stigy man, (Okocha) that only know himself.
Did u know how much Kanu spent on Children every year, i believe the money can sponsor the rest of everybody's families. He spent money to save lives. he work hard for other people. Dont criticize him, just focus on how you are going to develop that your small community, he has impact on million of children and adult as wellllllllll

KI GBOGBO YIN O GBE NU SOUN. EYIN WERE YIIIIII

ok, I am not dreaming,, but the reality, the most difficult team would be beaten, why the simple one will draw, though, you can pray for that so we can top the group, Lets beat Greece too, if you believe say AAMMMEEENNNNN louder

This thread reeks of negativity and wanton pessimism from d progenitors . . .na for una very eye LARS go put una 4 shame !

I dont know why people are not good in speech, they came to criticize, destroy and kill feelings, Busshiiittt

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sUPER DON WIN OOOO, WINNERERRR, PATAPATA WE GO WIN AGAIN OOO WINNERRRR

See what I foresaw ,


Hhhhmmnnn, GOD is great, Let forget about Argentina, because i believe we've won. But lets concentrate on Greece and South Korea my people. because I am foreseeing:

Argentina 0 vs Nigeria 1

Greece 1 vs Nigeria 1

South 1 vs Nigeria 2

Now to the Second Round, Let me pray first,

Hhhhmmnnn, GOD is great, Let forget about Argentina, because i believe we've won. But lets concentrate on Greece and South Korea my people. because I am foreseeing:

Argentina 0 vs Nigeria 1

Greece 1 vs Nigeria 1

South 1 vs Nigeria 2

Now to the Second Round, Let me pray first,

Hhhhmmnnn, GOD is great, Let forget about Argentina, because i believe we've won. But lets concentrate on Greece and South Korea my people. because I am foreseeing:

Argentina 0 vs Nigeria 1

Greece 1  vs  Nigeria 1

South 1 vs Nigeria 2

Now to the Second Round, Let me pray first,

I traveled to south africa last week. I tried to board a card to Da Aar in South Africa. I saw some people dressing this way. i was shocked. Is this dressing still normal?

hmn

:oGhana's Michael Essien has been ruled out of the World Cup, according to the country's football association (GFA).

The Chelsea midfielder has been struggling with injury and has been told he will not fully recover until the end of July.

The GFA said that the decision was taken after a joint evaluation of his fitness by them and his club.

His last competitive match was for Ghana during the Africa Cup of Nations earlier this year.

thats a good example of a good PRESIDENT

This is to understand that obama feels for the poor

Actor Emeka Ike is the ultimate man

FUFU/AGIDI/EKO E.T.C DONT HAVE NAFDAC REG NO. WHY?

THEY DONT EVEN BOTHER TO CHECK THEM,

go to some restaurant, they are not hygienic, some of them use dirty water to cook, could nafdac pls find something to do about these people?

can somebody tell me something about how abiola got to be the richest man in africa during his time.

oBASANJO nO BE thief[b][/b], Ole or Barawo, Na d best President we ever get. he go tell u wetin him want and no body go change am, even na him go give u d leader by himself and print paper say na u choose am,