₦airaland Forum

What a terrible idea.. bread is meant to be eaten with tea or coffee. Now that they've put coffee inside bread, what will you now drink it with? Pure water? Meanwhile how safe is mixing yeast with coffee? I won't like that to be researched inside my stomach. Some unions are unholy.

Look at the state Peter Obi claimed he built. 99 million. They can't even get to 100 million, with the giant breweries and lots of isi-ewu joints inside cinemas all over the state. Or is it they don't like watching movies or they prefer to seat at home? tomorrow, they will frown at how yoruba nollywood is taking a giant leap.

Una never c sumtin. Naso Peter Obi go one day disappear with una hopes as una dey donate give am. Nigerians love the idea of a messiah. That's why they keep getting exploited over and over again!

So you want people to work from Mondays to Saturdays on a 24-hour shift, including public holiday just for 100,000 naira monthly abi? Why didn't you employ your family people? I'm sure they will gladly oblige.

Sorry, I can't respond. Your profile don't look anything close to the request. Besides, why are you always requesting for people's whatsapp number on a public forum?

Exodusgap:
I didn't know there was email option, I have requested

Please send a private message. That is the right thing to do.

Exodusgap:
kindly drop your phone number

You are still asking for our advise again? If he kpaiis, hope it won't be too late? We don't have luxury of advise oo... Everyone advises themselves this time around

DM. I could be able to assist you navigate your way. You have a promising career and value set that would explode if you have the opportunity to relocate to Lagos.

All these jobs suppose not to be advertised beyond 20km of the location. I'm sure nepotism and tribalism will be the order of the day in that school. Imagine someone relocating from Lagos down to Kaltungo to seek employment. Your own go soon meet you there, if bandits didn't reason your case first.

Well detailed analysis. Lagos leads while other states follow. That guy contesting for president today built pillars for BRT rail system in his South-southern state then hibernated the project till tomorrow. The other one, who is more vocal, could have built such efficient transport system in a coastal city in the South East, near the River Niger. Rather, he saved their commonwealth funds in a bank and used the rest to build an alcoholic empire, so they can ride beer to work. Such visionless , uninspiring leaders!

You won't want the damning evidences against you in public domain. Just respect yourself and clean up your act!

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Nobody praises Tinubu that had the boldness to stop the subsidy scam that made more funds available to governors than ever before. Except you're a governor of Kogi, Benue (who are cursed with perpetual rulership) or those core Islamic states that uses their resources to sponsor pilgrims to Mecca, you will not have any choice not to be seen as a performer, whose track record should douse your predecessors.
Only governor Otti seems to be enjoying this charade, as the people of his state suddenly thinks he is a revolutionary.

This guy is on a vengeance mission. I'm sure this time, his fight is not against Tinubu. It is against Peter Obi. Having ruined his chances in the last election season and doing so again this time, Atiku will make sure with every breathe he has that Peter Obi's presidential career never sees the light of the day.
In the actual sense, they were better together, a formidable weapon against PBAT's administration, if not for Obi's greed.

Some lawyers have literally sold their conscience to the devil. Even a Primary 5 student ought to determine the outcome of this case before it got to the judge. You're instituting a case against the CBN in regards to a currency trademark and you somehow believe you have the upper hand. How many banks have you seen bearing Naira affiliated names? It's the lawyer's fault shaa!

Good day. No number or email or any attached document. ( Kindly disregard. It has loaded now)

andyjwe:
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Lead Pipeline & Conversion Rate

Customer Acquisition & Retention Metrics

Partnership Development Rate

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I urgently need a robotics instructor for a weekend program. Location: Igando, Lagos.
Any qualified instructor along Ojo, Igando, Isheri and Egbeda axis can quote this post or send a DM. Thanks

This is exactly what James 1:8 is saying, "A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways". They are neither here or there, in PDP today, APC tomorrow and ADC next tomorrow. These are the people they want us to hand over the leadership of the country to. Shame!!!

Interesting. Looks very promising. You need a marketing expert to help you push the product to schools. Quote me if you're serious, based in Lagos and want to follow through with this advise.

Mygoodnessx:
Nl family, long post but please read to the end. This might be useful to you or someone you know.

The Problem
Every term, Nigerian teachers spend their weekends marking hundreds of exam scripts by hand. A school with 400 students writing 5 subjects generates 2,000 scripts per exam cycle. That is teachers giving up their rest, making marking errors from exhaustion, and delaying results that students and parents are waiting for.
Meanwhile WAEC and JAMB have gone fully computer-based. Students who have never touched a CBT interface before are sitting national exams on computers. Many are failing not because they don't know the content but because the format is unfamiliar.
I got tired of watching this problem exist with no affordable local solution so I built one.

Introducing SmartCBT
A computer-based testing platform built specifically for Nigerian primary and secondary schools.
Not adapted from a foreign product. Not a JAMB prep app. Built from scratch for the way Nigerian schools actually operate.
What schools get:
For students:
Take tests on any Android phone or computer
No app download required — works in any browser
Timer, randomised questions, instant results
Same interface as WAEC and JAMB CBT
For teachers:
Upload hundreds of questions in minutes via CSV
Schedule tests with specific start and end times
See exactly which questions students got wrong
Full analytics — pass rates, average scores, subject performance
Export results as PDF
For school administrators:
Full school overview dashboard
Track teacher activity and student performance
Manage all accounts from one place
Subscription management
For school owners:
Zero marking costs
Results ready before students leave the exam hall
Data to make real decisions about teaching quality
Modern infrastructure that impresses parents

The Technology
Built with FastAPI (Python) backend, PostgreSQL database, hosted on Railway cloud infrastructure. Mobile responsive — works on any device. Multi-tenant architecture meaning each school's data is completely isolated from others. Email verification, password reset, role-based access control all implemented.

Stack for the developers here:
Backend: FastAPI + SQLAlchemy + PostgreSQL
Frontend: Vanilla HTML/CSS/JS (no framework needed)
Hosting: Railway
Authentication: JWT tokens
Email: Resend API

Pricing: 2000 per student/pupil
First term is completely free for the first 10 schools that sign up. No payment required. No strings attached.

Current Status
The platform is fully functional and ready for schools to use. I am currently onboarding the first set of schools before moving to full public launch. Custom domain is being configured — for now accessible via the Railway URL which I will share on request.

Who I Am Looking For
Schools and educators: If you are a school owner, principal, proprietor, ICT teacher or vice principal and you want to try this free for one term, send me a DM or drop your WhatsApp number. I will set up your school personally and be available throughout your first term for support.
Investors and partners: This is an early stage product with a clear market, working technology and a founder who can build. If you are interested in the Nigerian edtech space ,I am open to conversations about partnerships, funding or distribution deals. The Nigerian basic education market has over 88,000 registered schools. We are going after it.
Developers: If you are a developer interested in contributing or collaborating, reach out. Always open to working with people who understand the problem.

Why This Will Work
Nigeria has over 53,000 secondary schools and 35,000 primary schools. The vast majority are still running paper-based exams. WAEC and JAMB have proven that CBT works at scale in Nigeria. The infrastructure is there — most students have Android phones, most schools have at least one computer room.
The gap is an affordable, locally built platform that understands Nigerian school structures, Nigerian curriculum, and Nigerian network conditions. That is what SmartCBT does
The market is real. The product works. The timing is right.
Contact
WhatsApp: 09047445243
Email: nmagood06@gmail.com

Drop a comment, send a DM or WhatsApp me directly. I respond to every message.
If you know a school owner, principal or ICT coordinator please tag them or share this post. You might be helping a school save hundreds of hours of marking time this term.

Thank you

This is where the population advantage sets in. Abians as many others from the South East run to other parts of the country and abroad, leaving their villages sparsely populated and hostile towards non-indigenes. Now when the chips are down, it is time to tell yourselves the truth. A tree doesn't make a forest. Enjoy your expensive constant light in peace while we light our candles with peace of mind from across the Niger. Perhaps, one day, God will touch Adelabu's new replacemet, then we won't have to pay as much for improved electricity.

God abeggeth!!!
I hope this is just fiction sha, .; like those Nollywood scripts. If not, somebody say Merlinnnnn!!!

He's a hard fighter! Seeing a low-hanging fruit in the senate, its best to pluck it. You live to fight another day. This guy will always have my respect and best wishes in his quest to lead Nassarawa state.

The company owns a virtual HRM platform called VeltroHRM. They are a toxic place that uses people and don't know any single thing about the ethics of people management. They are also an inferior copycat and wannabe HRM Solution company!
This is a first-hand warning to he whom has ears. A word is enough for the wise!

Follow the process I stated there for resolution

Iamsane:
OMG...how does this work..
I have a Huawei phone that is like this.
WhatsApp ban every time.
So nah hackers dey ban my WhatsApp.
I wish I can resolve the issue. Damn

Those OPPO phone malwares are very though to resolve. I think the new Whatsapp business works fine with the 2FAcode. I've not tried normal whatsapp. But if you're able to get it back to its original stage, go and change your message center number to something very wrong. With that, it permanently blocks SMS messages from entering the phone to prevent the secret whatsapp hack. And another thing, NEVER use the SIM you registered whatsapp with inside the phone. It will be automatically hacked. Na me and those Saudi guys digger am that time till I just converted the phone to a secondary device.

If we tell people that prayer is important now, they say we're old fashioned and it isn't woke. Just see how a whole young productive life was cut short because of less than 200,000 naira. It takes the discernment of the Holy Spirit to walk in safety in Nigeria today. There are cars you should'nt enter, places you shouldn't be. Even if you somehow run into trouble, it is the power of the Holy Ghost that won't let it become a fatality. Abeg no attack my post oo!

Some people can be so unfortunate in this life! shioor!!! Tufiakwa!!! Lagos, being the HQ and the economic powerhouse of the nation, a state with two int'l airports, two seaports should not have key departments being administered from the state. The coastal road was meant to gravitate opportunities from the same Lagos to Cross River state, while the Badagry-Sokoto expressway will unlock new possibiities for accompanying states.
You unfortunate souls want Bank of Industry HQ moved to Sokoto state, beside Nnamdi Kalu's Prision, so almanjeri boys can harrass clients on the road. Let's not forget how so unproductive many of your states are, feeding fat on the sweat and hardwork of Lagosians, using salaries generated from the energy of Lagosians, people that wakes up before 5am to pay Hishbah troops who uses the same money to marry fourth wives. Y'all wake up by 8:30am too. Shame!!!

He needs to ask himself what he's gained so far from this his imaginary One-man Rambo investigative journalism he claims he's doing. What has been his achievements? Currently a fugitive in the small country of Ghana, owing the UK a huge debt, booted out and permanently banned from Oxford University (a huge dent on his reputation as a self acclaimed journalist by the way), wifeless, Godless and only loved by Obi supporters.
Not a very happy profile I'll say.
He needs to heal and put his life in order. And stop saying he stopped a war by writing an article. We're not all fools!

Why waste your time? Chat Chimamanda up. She has a special speed dial to the president of the United States. As you're both citizens, he'll send marines in a black hawk to come and rescue you from the place

Rather than enjoy his loot in peace, he has to crawl back to the front of the camera for few more minutes of fame. He now became an overnight Aristotle. Help will come koo, help will go away nii