₦airaland Forum

Naturally people do stupid things all in the name of love. She had to go spread her legs for a social climbing sponge and a gold digger all on the name of love. I'm sure she came from an average family where she got a university education. She now wants to settle down with an illiterate. I'm not saying mechanics are uncultured people, but obviously in this case, her parents want what's best for her. Not someone that will advise her to sell her parents house tomorrow to sort out an issue. And to think that some folks here are advising the parents to upgrade the mechanic to their taste. Like duhh!
The phrase "maa bo'oloshi rin" in Yoruba will jump at her someday.

Them never scam this one before. Welcome to Nigeria bro. You will enjoy your stay here alot

Na make person just kidnap this girl now. The person don hammer be that. How much is North Korea currency to naira? I no go even collect naira self. 15 heavily armed nuclear warheads for ransom

Have they fixed their rift with Flutterwave yet? Imagine the yoruba proverb that said if big suffering doesn't show you shege, small suffering will nack your back for ground. It's because of Buhari's misrule that small local governments like Kenya will be seeing Nigerian Tech enterpreneurs finish. We've been so ridicled in Africa that Ghana now issues travel advisory to Nigeria.

Once Igbo people Dont like you, there is nothing you can do to turn the situation around. They Dont know how to pretend unlike other tribes. He must be deeply embarrassed on the inside, as the essay of balooney he has written to brain wash them was not allowed to be read. Tufiakwa!!!

Going through your posts, man, you need help. Please fix an appointment with both a therapist and psychologist afterwards. Your mental health is at stake.

mastermaestro:
Shut up! You did not say anything meaningfully different from the same nonsense your fellow slow mates said earlier.

Blacks must be colonized again if they must amount to anything meaningful amongst nations. All you lots know is waste resources on vanity projects, and produce nothing.

Almost all the 35 states (minus FCT) each have a house and a governors lodge in Abuja. The State house serves as a liaison office to individual states in Abuja, that offers gateway to information among other things. The Governors lodge is the governor's official residence whenever he comes to Abuja, which he surely must. It also houses top government officials from the individual state. Its actually a cost saving approach, as it prevents them renting hotels every time.

mastermaestro:
Are there no commercial lodging options? What would a state governor be doing in Abuja for more than three days if he is a serious leader? This why some useless Northern governors have abandoned their decaying states to reside in Abuja.

One slow fella said it serves lobbying purposes. Nigeria must be redesigned for it to be functional and liveable.

Do you know how many satellites the US control? They have eyes in every part of the world to prevent an occasion of sudden missile attack on anywhere in the US. Territorial integrity prevents them from interfering with local security architecture of other countries except if it directly crosses their interests. Do you know how many years they were watching Osama bin laden through UAV from his secret hideout before he was finally attacked?

This Ganduje is a very vengeful politician. There is no other political office holder in Nigeria that goes out for blood than Ganduje. I remembered how he balkanized the throne of Emir Sanusi and banished him to Nassarawa state unjustly over a petty power tussle. He feels he will hold on to power forever. I was thinking about Olusegun Agagu in his heydays as the governor of Ondo State and all his arrogance. He died and the aftermath of his death brought a distasteful countenance on the state. Politician should know that power is very transient

People are always guilt tripping billionaires when they take time out to enjoy their money, saying that there are hungry mouths to feed and all of that. Since before the advent of Christ, there has often been poverty around the world. Christ met and left it there. So even if you give all the world's wealth to feed hungry mouths, you will only make it worst as you're going to have many more people starving.
Otedola has sponsored many to school, feed many hungry people through his philanthropic projects and contributed to social good in many ways. So it's not bad taking time to unwind with family.
If this hurts you in any way, please get the next witchcraft form.
Edit:
Both Femi Otedola the father and Dj Cuppy, the daughter have their foundation to help the less privileged. At a time, Femi Otedola donated $14 million on a single night for philanthropic projects.

It is only a fool that at this point doesn't know who he or she want to vote for. Either we Obedients do show of force or show of gentility, almost 90% of Nigerian voter's minds have been made. Many of us are just waiting to pick up our PVC from INEC office. With what's going on in the country these days, chances are that many more people are turning their back on APC and their demonic franchise as well as vehemently rejecting the curse of PDP.

Very smart move by the FG. Its a case of the yoruba proverb that says a chicken flew on a line, the line is not stressed, neither is the chicken. ASUU will henceforth learn to run away from anything strike. You cannot blackmail your employer everytime under the giuse of unionism and expect to go scott free.
But they suppose use ASUU salary do Giveaway for Nigerians this December period oo... Even if na 3 gig for every active registered line in the country. Since their salary had been budgeted for already.

Pls go to the bank or call their official customer service line on your ATM Card. A lot of scam GTB helplines are out there, don't fall victim

lomprico:
Try it and watch nairaland die slowly. Another programmer will create a new site that gives up what we enjoy on nairaland now and there will be mass migration.

But Alas, it's not so practical. Nairaland has built reputation and followership over the years that will take a lot from hard work to get such recognition from a new programmer. It's not just about graphical interface and premium features for free.
If not that Seun is always on Twitter fighting with everybody, if he continued with the same tempo here he started with, we will have Nairaland at top 10 websites in the world now.

Oga you literally stole my idea and modified it. Mine came earlier

franchasofficia:
This is what Seun ought to have done on Nairaland.


Monetize front page such that only paid posts and highly relevant posts hits the front page.


Then start a verified account on Nairaland too, and then make the verified users pay a certain year subscription and then add some benefits like:


verified users will qualify to have at least 5 of their threads on front page every month. So it is left for the verified user to submit his most relevant threads to the mods to the screen and select one to be pushed to the front page every week. Do this and watch throlls reduce on Nairaland.


Also verified users will have direct access to private message any member or mod directly without waiting for them to respond to their PM request.



Verified users must have their full details submitted and verified by Nairaland admins before an account can be verified.



Cc: Seun reach out to me let me share more monetization tips to you if interested

Omo, see beta business strategy! Opens the door, charge people almost nothing to enter, then they get high inside and can't leave, then pay higher to remain inside. If you want a free verified status, go to Koo. If it is still up and running, that is. Let your fans follow you there.
Seun are you thinking what I'm thinking? Sell Nairaland for me now pls. All these tribal bigots and insultive posts will come at a heavy cost. I won't even ban anybody. To post memes lasan, is 200 naira.

Hahahahahahaha... Op you're funny oo. You no know say mifi na internet machine? You bought 1000 and 2000 naira data, for what exactly? The basic mifi data sub for airtel starts with 5000 naira. How about your NIN linked on the destroyed sim?
You should put the sim on your phone to avoid this issue. The rate data finishes on wifi is very much different from mobile data.

I'm really sorry as there is no way to say this nicely. It shows a dysfunctional life to have already had 4 kids at 21. Your priorities are not aright. I wonder how Nigerians always entrench generational poverty like it is a marathon baton. Do you have anything on ground right now to pass on to those children who obviously may not be living fine, with the rising costs of living in Nigeria.
I have alot to say, but it will cause me a ban. Goodluck bro. Allah will help you take care of them.
Pls go for family planning

Your cat is obviously sharing much bond with you by trying to eat from your plate. You need to set boundaries anyway. Does it have a dedicated plate for food and water? My cat often mews around its plate every morning in protest for food. It tries to come around my meals too, but I always chase it away and it doesn't often return. Its also important to be allowing it to go out in the night to fend for food. Once its getting its own food by itself, then the dependancy on you only for food reduces, but not its love

wales4real:
Why do you have to hate the northerners like this? You are not Nigerian more than them. We are all under the same constitution and allegiance.

Hate northerners ke? Have you seen what's going on in Lokoja and Bayelsa? Infact it's so bad that corpses are now floating on the streets somewhere in Balyesa state. No drinking water and access roads to get supplies in. This is actually the first time I'm hearing of flooding in Kano state. Please let's always be objective and logical

The issue is that Nigerians take a whole lot of things for granted. You went to another man's country, being lucky enough to be granted visa among many thousands that applied and got rejected. Perhaps on further vet check at immigrations office, you decided to pick phone and come online to protest.
To what end exactly? So we can pick cane and go flog their ambassador or burn their embassy? Because last time I checked, Dubai or any other developed country DON'T need more Nigerians. We're the ones that need them for refuge. Because of her stupid advocacy online now, other Nigerians have been denied access. Alaaseju people.

Like I commented the other day. Tinubu is a conditional philanthropist. There are worst cases of flooding in Kogi, Benue and Balyesa states, but the old bat turned his compass to Kano to pacify them again. The other time he donated billions to Kano fire victims. This romance with Hausa/Fulani group is going to fail ultimately. Watch and see

RichDad1:
Commendable. However, pythons are not that difficult to kill because they’re constructors unlike Cobras and others that spit, bite and inject venoms.

Bros leave English matter, you fit do am? Make I knack 2 living mature pythons for your room now, give you cutlass, lock door, you fit kill them?

FreeStuffsNG:
He is not and it is insultive to suggest as such.

Not funny and it is outrightly silly to call HE GEJ Idp(refugee) .

HE GEJ is still our former President, national asset and not dumb enough to ignore NIMET warning for months now advising citizens to leave flood prone areas below sea level and high tidal levels due to rising tides by natural pull of water by the moon.

You play too much with serious issues and that is why folks in authority never take you serious. The report should be to educate the public and draw attention to the lessons to be learnt from it not faffing around on it because you are addicted to idleness and recklessness on social media.
check my signature for free stuffs!

Actually, you are the one who is dumb. GenZ guys like yourself will sit on your parents couch every random morning and type rubbish on the internet. They should leave and go where exactly? Your father's palour? You're lucky enough that your community is not in the water's pathway. Its the government's insensitivity at play

So na 35k Una dey pay those rude agents that sends unsolicited messages to us every time? And SSCE qualification too... No wonder

Julietcutie:
How please? I tried it but my main data is still being used

Download the app Tubemate from Google search. Not on YouTube

darkstar6971:
Pls fam in dis house I have done my BVN 5 years ago before I travel out of the country so las las I finally lost access to the linked sim and I have forgotten the BVN number pls how can I go about retrieving it, thanks for the advice

Go to the bank you did it initially. They will print out the data page. You can equally request a change of BVN phone number at that instance

The devil rarely appears to us in dark cape, pitchfork and terrific looking horns, but rather through everything we deeply desire. This man has had this deep notion of being the president since like forever. Now he's claiming to be our long lost messiah the same way he brought the incumbent. If fate decides positively for him, we'd all be here to see how he fares.

Have they released that his cousin or brother that was kidnapped by terrorists on the ill-fated train? If yes, congratulations to o him. He was begging for prayers the other day.
The race to who decides the security of lives in Nigeria is on now. It's easier to make the right choice with votes now than be begging for prayers later. Just saying