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na Chat GPT type am oo, make him no take am serious. In fact make Im trash am kia-kia. Na letter of warning Buhari Deserves

The true king of mobile internet connectivity has stepped into the scene. Airtel has always been number 1 in internet quality in Nigeria. No wonder they scrapped their cheaper *141# offers so they can milk us quickly through the rubbish *430# plans. I hope they can democratize the 5G hardware though. The high cost of entry is still an issue. Definitely its going to be a gamechanger henceforth since Airtel's entry into the market though.

Lai lai. After paying a subscription, one faceless 12year old with android phone will now come and insult me on a thread. Better I get insulted for free.
But seriously, there are creative ways to monetize a forum. Though you were up to something with the locked thread feature shaa, Nairaland is like a free premium Encyclopedia sometimes. Some "updates" deserve to be paid for. So you can easily do an online training on this platform with a verified profile. Paid verification could be implemented too, so we know who we are buying stuffs from, as so many fraudsters have turned this site to their favourite ecommerce platform.
Seun, pay me for this OT oo. If you like, try and implement it without acknowledgement, I said it here first and I have a screenshot.

Are you seriously asking this question? Like seriously? Well, thankfully for you, there are more than 3 Islamic owned banks in Nigeria today, so you have a wide pool to submit your CV. Best wishes

Buhari must really be at loggerheads with his conscience (if he had one left) to have been dragged into this messy business. His heart is not campaigning for Tinubu. Only God knows the caliber of people they got involved to talk him into this sad move. I believe he will surely show baba emilokan who owns the true federal power when the actual election sets in. Agbado master has been parading himself as the second president of late

A friend in the office told me they marked their village in Apo Primary. Two different sets of people came to mark a large number of houses for demolition. The second set literally cancelled the first marking accordingly. Are they the same fraudulent team in operation? How can he report them?

So we are now doing police work? What level of incompetence? A person of such high interest was given a traffic police officer to escort him to the hospital? Because obviously that must be a traffic police. Shame!!! Tufiakwa!!!

Well since you've decided to bring your stupidity over to the internet, let us help you analyse things. Its virtually impossible for you to get a job at the 3 places listed because they require different qualifications. A school cert holder is normally employed at a supermarket and a graduate at Alpha Beta, while a university requires Doctorate degrees and above. They all operate under different salary cadre. You as an entrepreneur won't pay a masters degree holder the same amount you would pay a school cert holder, unless of course, you're stupid, which you really are. Hope you learnt something ode?

Sales targets are barely ever met in every field. Worst is they put you on performance improvement plan if you fall below average after 3 months. Since its an early career job, persist so you won't be dropped. There are hundreds of Nigerians who needs a new or alternative account in your neighborhood. You just need the right tactics to approach them.
That being said, don't do anything out of the ordinary to influence targets. The life of work is greater than the life of the worker, so be advised.

This is very beautiful. Meanwhile, Abuja left the WhatsApp group. Ordinary maiden Marathon they are supposed to do in Abuja, they postponed it, citing insecurity.

Is this Seun's burner account? Well I'll first sack all the mods for one. All the old people he employed to be moderating topics need to go, with their stale, parochial mindset. Then I'll employ young people to focus more on reducing tribalism, control porn and fraudent profiles and improve the GUI

I don't get it. Who keeps 3.6 million out of the bank, in the hands of a staff? And an igbo girl for that matter... Is it I'll gotten funds? If not, oga, there is no two ways to put it. You were careless.
Meanwhile, go and arrest the guarantor. The form he/she signed that they promised to provide the staff during this eventuality should suffice. If there is no form like this, e Don go be that. Sope otilo!
Don't follow any advise that you should track her on Nairaland oo, like this girl down below. 99℅ of Nairaland "trackers" are scammers

Taheed so you bring my mata come internet so, as we be roommates, you no fit tell me to my face? So na your company dey pay your rent self? You still wan hustle me. If I pay, make I bend.

badboyTee:
My street friend packed in with me around october and the house rent would be due February. Which my company pays my Rent for me and he isn't aware of. Before he moved in he agreed to pay half of the house rent and I would be paying half also but since he moved in he hasn't ever mentioned about the paying of the rent...I don't wanna seem like a bad person here how do I collect the money from him without seeming like a bad friend cause. I really need this money.

PMB and Emefiele can huff and puff all they can, but his administration will go down as the most corruption glorified regime in history. Ordinary bank managers are now calling his bluff. Even though the citizens of the country are ready to comply with the nonsense currency redesign and the accompanying drama cos they've got no choice, the big wigs of corruption it was designed to work against have quenched the fire before it started. And they want another kingpin of corrupt practices to take over from him.

Dtruthspeaker:
Wrong! Forgiveness was there but Adam did not cash it. He did exactly what stupid people do when their crimes catch up to them.

You're the wrong one. There was no provision for forgiveness those times, just as there was for Lucifer. What is forgiveness anyway? It's a medium by which someone sins is transmitted unto another through a mystery. The concept of forgiveness began during the era of the law and the prophets, when God brought the Israelites together and gave them laws. Before Jesus, forgiveness is done by prophetic rituals.
To further buttress this, why didn't God forgive Cain after he killed Abel? After all Abel went to God after killing his brother and may have shown guilt after seeing the repercussion of his action.
Please read this article
https://christiancourier.com/articles/was-there-forgiveness-under-the-law-of-moses

Are you even minding agbadorians? They are all bunch of mindless zombies unable to think for themselves. All they know is that Tinubu developed Lagos. ( look at the idiot that commented up for example. How many times did Tinubu appeared in his comment) A bunch of hogwash, because Lagos was actually developed by the colonial masters and every other ruler, either military or civilian that had contributed their quota to Lagos' development one way or another.
Peter Obi the other day was talking about Anambra's money with some banks that will be accessible in 50 years. The state is literally floating a couple of Nigerian banks. How much is Lagos actually saving, being a world class city and all? All other cities on par with Lagos are investing in bonds for the future but the landlords of Lagos are using the people's Commonwealth to build cosmetic projects and the people are masturbating to it. Shioor!!!

AntiChristian:
Why can't God just forgive Adam instead of the longer process of wasting blood of animals and then that of his son?

The concept of forgiveness of sins postdated the era of Adam. There was no principle that backs forgiveness of sin or replacement via one form or another. The whole process of forgiveness took many generations to perfect. So Adam and Eve were meant to obey God hook, line and sinker without questions

So you honestly think that majority of the electorates out there are Neanderthals like the old bunch of you supporting PDAPC, waiting for one governor or another to tell them who to vote.
Its really so shameful because unlike you, the rest of the electorates know they're not going to get anything reasonable from the corrupt Siamese twins your respective party is fielding.

sleek214:
PDP should forget about these 5. Oya Obidients, come and abuse Wike. I told you guys that Wike will never support Obi but you guys abused me . Since Obidients are filled with unnecessary emotions, they don't know anything about politics. Even Ortom will go back and support Atiku, leaving Wike and Makinde alone to support Tinubu because no ways they can tell their people to vote LP and PDP on the same election day, not politically possible because majority of the electorates are illiterates. Wike and Makinde interests is in the governorship, so they can tell their people to vote APC, after the presidential, they still have 2 weeks to tell their people to vote PDP for governorships but that's still a difficult game because all senatorial and HoR candidates are their boys, except they want to sacrifice all that.

una even see two months salary collect una no rejoice. What of my organisation, a pan African company that laid off all its contract staff without any severance package? Make I no just mention names shaa. Nigerian labour laws only exist in writing.

And Bola Ahmed Tinubu has received how many donations of vehicles so far? INEC has justified the need of these vehicles, but what exactly is Tinubu doing with the many donations of vehicles he has gotten recently? Is he starting a logistics business

whomever this judge is, I'm saying a prayer for him. He will live very long and see good days. What a very humane judgement. I wish there are more like him in our judicial system

Deh play. The south is building universities, new access roads, creating new industries and blazing the trail across all fronts while the north hopes to catch up by putting people like Shettima in power. Catch up can only work if the south were slowing down, which is nearly impossible. The front horse leads the pack, they say.
Meanwhile when you mean south, they should specify which south. Not where they are doing sit-at-home everyday and burning people who are bringing essentials to their region. South East and north will soon be in the same Whatsapp group very soon. The unequality will equate each other soon. Let Soludo keep taxing Anambrans to death.

Has he paid pensioniers in his state now? Those poor, old souls that laboured their productive lives for the state are languishing in poverty, but the rich man that inherited wealth from real estate is being lobbied with state funds that he doesn't need. We are cursed with leadership down here!

Nicely done.The UK has just approved educators coming into the country from Nigeria and otehr third world countries. The youths stand a better chance of migrating legally by acquiring an education degree than paying millions to survive terrible situations passing through Libya or being stowaway on a ship. The choice is yours. Maa dira o!

I think you're getting the hidden message. The high and mighty could twerk the system to their advantage to manipulate justice and suppress the truth. All you need do is pay a greedy police Inspector some million in cash. He will organize some nobodies they packed from the streets in overnight raids on petty cases to sing like a tea kettle on matters they have no hands in. Nairalanders will come to the thread and start saying fear woman like as if life is like Anikulapo movie. Fear woman koo, fear men nii.
But seriously, fear women.

Wickedfacts:
The Kezia lady was a University runs girl who was dating Robinson, a Fmr. Legislator while he was married to Michelle, another woman. Eventually, she found a richer person and started an affair with that one while married to her husband. Her new lover was House of Reps spokesman, Benjamin Kalu.

Robinson dragged Benjamin Kalu to no end until Benjamin Kalu was forced to deny dating the lady. Now, her husband now wants to deal with her squarely. He has used attempted murder to tie her like a goat. This is where longthroat has dragged her to.

It is still women matter that will kill this Robinson of an idiot.

First of all, Hausa people are fond of suppressing human rights. That's a given. You could literally be undergoing abuse in their different hierarchies especially as an underdog or a woman, but you must not open up, as is against the norm.
Back to Ordinary President, I will have to agree with their standpoint on this matter. Only those who don't live in Abuja and its environs, who don't follow his Radio and TV programmes don't know how much power he carries.
the man is like a mini-god in this part of the country. He literally has worshippers.
and yes, he pleasures on media trial. He could one day give commend to many of his minions to go lynch someone they perceive as bad or corrupt and they will see it as a righteous command. I agree that he is doing so much for the less-privileged; but it is a terrible thing if someone with influence has manipulative tendencies.
We all know the story of how he slapped a wicked girl on TV and went away with it. The man needs to be checked. His influence is growing beyond control.

id911:
There's INEC office in every LGA. Go to your LGA where you registered to get your PVC.

There is no LGA in Abuja. We have Area councils. Go to the INEC office in Garki, close to Ship house. I think its there

Its time to start the actual work. Governance isnt bread and butter. Just like marriage, it is for better, for worst. Shey Davido earns like 1bn or so per international show,just get him to sing in 18 countries from January. Case closed.

wait first, is this not the same train that the passengers got kidnapped and suffered terrbily in the hands of their captives few days ago, before the government bat an eye to their matter. I thought they put up that early warning system the Minister of Transportation was talking abouut before they allowed it to run again. What if the car is filled with explosives? and to think this happened in an urban area. You're compromised and make sure you write your will if you are still buying those train tickets. Shioor, Tufiakwa!!!

The handwriting is becoming clear to even the blind that PMB is not having the shyte that Jagaban wants to serve. Buhari wants to leave an undivided country behind with a transparent electoral system that paved way for him the first time. Even though the election was rigged to his favour because he wanted to return in 2015, now is the time to set things straight. Buhari has nothing to loose anymore.

You forgot to take the drug again... Remember the mandatory dose is 3ice daily. You know how living with insanity can be difficult.

LiveWithIt:
How they should have jailed Peter obi's daughter for helping her dad steal 250m that belongs to Anambra citizens.