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TV/MoviesRe: Pastor Prince Dickson: 'Laycon Will Be BBNaija 2020 Winner' by Matthewdan(m): 11:40pm On Jul 27, 2020
senatorfc:
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
French Relationship:
1st day = movi & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again
British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex
American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex
Nigerian Relationship:
1st day= Shawama
2nd day= Fried rice
3rd day= Fried rice again
4th day= Agree to try date
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= No call till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new phone ( iPhone 11+ ).
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone ( iPhone 11+ )
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case. He’s now in jail
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When madness start knocking
IslamRe: Kano Suspends Eid-el-kabir Festivities Over COVID-19 by Matthewdan(m): 10:17pm On Jul 27, 2020
The day you all will kick religion away that's when you will come alive... For now you re just living.




And for u mod if all those things you made me said yes to actually dae wrk, . I for just make up something like.. " There is no other bill gate except me I'm....." Then say yes to it so that i go turn Bill Gate... Rubbish!



Because you believe a dog is goat doesn't make a dog a goat!
PhonesRe: Here's Why You Can't Call Your Number From Your Phone by Matthewdan(m): 3:56pm On Jul 24, 2020
So this 1reach still FP undecided
CrimeRe: My Whatsapp Has Been Hacked by Matthewdan(m): 3:12pm On Jul 23, 2020
So we still have this kind of people in this country... If nu b say boys get some iota of love for fellow country man... Men should be be smiling to d bank daily..
InvestmentRe: How I Make 10k Daily From Bet9ja Zoom League by Matthewdan(m): 2:26pm On Jul 23, 2020
Wow! Your family must be doing well now
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Is Boosting Akwa Ibom Economy With Roads Construction by Matthewdan(m): 1:03pm On Jul 23, 2020
Hunchogee:
God will punish you , if that road construction dey in progress...
Is like this your mumu god is only good at punishing people... Idiot ass licker

Mention me again, I'll stone you with bag cement huh
PhonesRe: Top 9 Signs Your Phone Is Being Monitored By Someone by Matthewdan(m): 9:48am On Jul 23, 2020
highfivetnt:
I dont think anybody will want to monitor a civilian phone. This is just conspiracy theory
Mu²
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Is Boosting Akwa Ibom Economy With Roads Construction by Matthewdan(m):
2Ways:
I am living in Eket, AKWA ibom state and I can authoritatively tell you, the roads are bad, I mean very bad. None of the road project have been completed. I can show you photos if you need them.
Nu mind the OP since 2017 i dae Eket, non for d road project have been completed, make i nu mention Onna bridge that 1 since i was born they are still working on it... Youth dae street no human development, the whole Eket may not be able to boast of a two lane road in the next five years.


Typical mind of an Akwa ibomite.. ass lickers. This one of d reasons Exon will continue to use their head, rich getting richer, d mumu youths are always satisfied with spill overs.. Interrogate young people in Eket, you will be shocked how dull and uneducated they are.

The state needs massive human development!
CrimeRe: Terrible: Friends Laugh While Young Man Drowns While Trying To Win A Bet by Matthewdan(m): 3:50pm On May 24, 2020
Op How does this relate with ur Headings











u must be..... M undecided
HealthRe: Indian Doctors Remove Odinaka Nweke's Stomach Tumor by Matthewdan(m): 6:35pm On May 23, 2020
shadeyinka:
The summary is that even the primary school teacher had his abilities from God. The lecturers who mentored them had their ability and life from God.

The summary, give thanks to God who facilitated everything the Doctors had done!
You shurrup na wit dz ur god kpalaba

Pple are making research on what kind on Illness it is

U dey disturb wit god bla bla bla.... dz god nu dae talk for himself/herself?
EducationRe: 25million For You To Stop Schooling. Is It Worth Your Education? by Matthewdan(m): 10:51am On May 22, 2020
Hypekolo:
will you accept it?
Everyday
EducationRe: 25million For You To Stop Schooling. Is It Worth Your Education? by Matthewdan(m): 7:55am On May 22, 2020
who is giving the money?
EducationRe: FG Makes Clarifications On Reopening Of Schools by Matthewdan(m): 7:49am On May 22, 2020
ok
EducationRe: Schools, Churches And Mosques To Reopen In June - FG by Matthewdan(m): 10:15pm On May 21, 2020
lol



what about ASUU?
CareerRe: Akwa Ibom Set To Establish E-labour Data Bank by Matthewdan(m): 9:48pm On May 21, 2020
Hunchogee:
you sound familiar... do you know Franklin and do you serve in Abuja
what sound did he made that is familiar to you

grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: FG Declares May 25 & 26 Public Holidays To Mark Eidul-Fitr Celebrations by Matthewdan(m): 7:16pm On May 21, 2020
we are in public holiday already
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Matthewdan(m):
Lol
CrimeRe: Odumeje Is A Fake Prophet Who Used Woman With Bulgy Arm For Fake Miracles by Matthewdan(m): 9:04pm On May 20, 2020
religion itself is fake wink
EducationRe: NASU Directs University Workers, Others To Begin Strike Over IPPIS by Matthewdan(m): 7:03pm On May 20, 2020
mercy is for the weak grin grin grin
Coronavirus84:
NASU! NASU!! NASU!!! we the Non academic staff of Federal institutions are tired of your nonchalant attitude to our salary. Month of April 2020 salary I received on Monday is just 4k and am in Level 8 step2
RomanceRe: Bobrisky Goes Naked To Show Off His "Baddest Shape" by Matthewdan(m): 5:46pm On May 20, 2020
Who is also confused on what to use ?He/She
FoodRe: Fresh Fish From Niger Delta Rivers Contain Crude Oil, While Rig Is On Fire (vide by Matthewdan(m): 5:38pm On May 20, 2020
Not again
RomanceRe: Lockdown: 17-year-old  Impregnates His Two Sisters by Matthewdan(m): 5:34pm On May 20, 2020
Who read it.....
HealthRe: Pimples Has Finished My Face by Matthewdan(m): 9:29am On May 20, 2020
pictures or......
EducationRe: Photo- See UNIBEN Student That Use Bottle Cover To Build VC Portrait by Matthewdan(m): 10:58pm On May 19, 2020
where's that I've the video Guy



This is ur time to blow....
CrimeRe: My Experience With A Jamb-upgrade Scammer by Matthewdan(m): 9:08pm On May 19, 2020
Watin dae worry dz 1 angry angry angry
CrimeRe: The Bad Thief by Matthewdan(m): 8:57pm On May 19, 2020
angry angry angry
EducationRe: God Of Private School Teachers Have Public Mercy On Them. by Matthewdan(m): 8:46pm On May 18, 2020
I'm not surprise with how it's with private school teachers now.
I just completed my T.P in Calabar at Henshaw Govt. Secondary Sch. It opened my eyes to what teachers are facing, poor working conditions more work less pay in short the teachers hasn't received salary for almost three months. But the Principal is so diligent, always encouraging them!..... I'm a 400lv student as it is now I'm saving to learn a skill with dz pandemic break.
Christianity EtcRe: Witches & Aspiring Witches Meet Here: 36 Signs You Are A Witch by Matthewdan(m): 7:47pm On May 18, 2020
Babalawos:
Aboru Aboye

Dont worry I will give 10 mind blowing benefits

Here are some benefits of being a Witch

1) Spy on your friends, neighbors, colleagues or enemies
2) Visit any country of your choice you could not visit physically
3) Visit a distant loved one or friends to see how they are doing
4) Scare your enemies at night
5) Beat your enemies at night
6) Have intimacy with anyone you desire
7) Know the latest technology that will soon be invented on earth
*) Know fellow witches
9) Choose family you want to reincarnate from
10) Drive latest cars before they are invented on earth

Thank you for reading, leave a comment

Babalawos
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Ohh number ten is very important
Christianity EtcRe: Witches & Aspiring Witches Meet Here: 36 Signs You Are A Witch by Matthewdan(m): 7:26pm On May 18, 2020
Oga this is rubbish every normal person have 1 of those 36 signs you mentioned

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