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When it comes to attracting guys who are not afraid of commitment, it's all about becoming the girl that guys want to bring home and introduce to their family. Whether we acknowledge it or not, some women are more "marriageable" than others. If we want our man to commit, we have to show him that we are the kind of girl that he wants to marry.

So, how do you become the girl that your man wants to marry? Consider these tips:

Be committed. The best way to get him to commit is to already show your commitment to him and to your relationship. Demonstrate your readiness to be his mate "till death do you part" and make him feel that you truly love him.

Make future plans together. Include him in your future hopes and dreams. Be supportive of his personal goals but don't neglect to create goals that you achieve together, for example, saving up together for a vacation, for a car or for an apartment.

Give him space. The foundation of any serious relationship is love. And when we truly love somebody, we are supportive of their endeavors to reach their full potential. Allowing your man to have the space he needs shows him that you are mature enough not to demand every second of his time.


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You don't need to wait for Night of thousand laugh, you can have a second joke that could give you reasons to laugh!

Check this out.

A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down.

Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

The Nigerian Police saw him and wanted to make some money of him, so they challenged him. "Hey!!! wetin you carry, Where you dey carry that thing go?!"

Trust an Igbo man, 

"I no like the place where them bury me, so I dey try to relocate".

The Police men all took to their heels!

Have a great day.


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The first step in saving a relationship is to determine if it is worth saving. Do you still love each other? If the answer is yes then, by any means possible, try to save it.


There are no doubt walls have built up between you. Whatever the reason is for those walls to have been built, get rid of them. If this is going to work you must both agree to start with a clean slate and just forget about what brought you here to begin with. Everything will get worked out in time.


Time. Your relationship did not get this bad overnight and it will not get fixed overnight either. So, understand that if it is to be fixed it will take some time. The sooner you start, the sooner your relationship will be back to normal.


Try to look at the situation from your partner's point of view. This will give you a new perspective on the problem or problems affecting things so negatively. Too often when things start to go bad, one or both people in the relationship go into what they think is survival mode and figure it is every man or woman for themselves. You stop working and thinking as a team. No relationship can survive without teamwork.


The best way to get your partner's perspective on the relationship is to sit down with them and ask them what they think. Never be so presumptuous as to insist you know what your partner is thinking. You could be dead wrong and that would only make things worse.


So, when first inviting your partner to sit and talk about saving a relationship, make sure that any ego or pride is left at the door. Remember the saying, "Pride goeth before the fall." Make up your mind, do you want your pride or do you want your partner? You most likely cannot have both. If you choose your pride then your relationship will fall.


Set the ground rules for your talk. First, let your partner have the floor and let them get everything out on the table. Show your partner some respect and do not comment or interrupt them when they are speaking. Wait patiently for your turn and then focus only on the issues at hand. Take notes if you need to so you can respond to whatever it is they want to say.


Stay cool, calm, and collected, do not get angry at them for voicing their opinions and make sure when it is your turn they know that they should do the same. The only way this will be effective is if the hurt and anger stays at the door with the pride.


Whatever the issues are talk each one through to a solution. Do not leave anything unresolved. This may mean you have to have more than one session with each other. Do not get too busy for these sessions, make appointments if you need to and stick to them. Anything that gets left behind will just fester like a splinter in your finger and pretty soon the infection will spread to the bloodstream of the relationship and your relationship will die from sepsis.


Saving a relationship takes time and effort on both parts. Taking the time and making the effort shows each other you are committed to doing what needs to be done to keep your relationship strong.


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Water is cheap, water is free, water is natural, water is wealth. Health is wealth, cultivate the habit of drinking at least 3 glass of water early in the morning everyday before you visit the toilet, if you can do this regularly, I bet you, you will hardly get sick. I tried it and it work for me and I believe it will work for you also. A trial will convince you.

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I will like the house to express their view about who is the king of Commedy in Nigeria, I mean the best commedian in the country. It is Ali Baba, Basket Mouth, Julius Agwu, Yinka Adeyinka, AY, I go die O, Oke Bakassi, etc.

Please your opinion is needed.

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I have observed in life that majority of us are willing to help our fellow human beings especially when they are in difficulties or problems, this behaviour is so natural to us.

A close look at our life is that we give so much to our family, friends, colleagues at work and neighbours, we give so much and willing to give more if requested.

Many of us tend to get tired, sick and worried and remain helpless in the process of trying to make other people comfortable, we have heard of story of people who gave much to their community, friends and in the process get sick and develop tragic sickness that will affect their life.

Being generous is good, but this act of service to humanity that will rob us of peace of mind can be avoided by taking care and satisfying ourselves first, everything we are doing to our fellow human being should be moderate and not at expense of our own life. The key to living a life of service and generosity is to make self-care our first priority. This means doing what nurtures us; resting, caring for our bodies and souls, making ourselves happy. Our self care then becomes the foundation on which we build our service to humanity.

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Make your wife to look beautiful and also wearing sexy dress within the house, i tell you will never dream of other women again.

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I will be very grateful if anybody can give me the genuine reason why most men are so crazy about lady with big bottom, I know of  some men in my area that are ready to die  with ladies with heavy backside without bothering whether the babe is beautiful or not.

The craze for big buttock is alarming please effort should be made to discourage men from killing their self because of ordinary buttock that is fully of gas and mess.

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Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing, ? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet, Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: '

I like your sense of humour!'

Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.

'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!! '

Give me a sense of humour, Lord,

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humour out of life,

And pass it on to other folks


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A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"

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On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!"
Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :"Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it." The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered:
"Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."
The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the OC.


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Mallam Sule bought a new bullet proof jeep for N75M so he went to warri and while there he was attacked by armed robbers who rained bullets on his car.


To Sule's amazement the car resisted all. So he started mouthing words at the bandits. One of them gestured that he could not hear him so he wound down his window and shouted, 'shege danbura uba, barawon banza, you waka'


, He has since been buried according to Muslim rites

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On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout "stolen vehicle!"
Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied :"Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it." The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered:
"Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."
The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the OC.
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Mallam Sule bought a new bullet proof jeep for N75M so he went to warri and while there he was attacked by armed robbers who rained bullets on his car.
To Sule's amazement the car resisted all. So he started mouthing words at the bandits. One of them gestured that he could not hear him so he wound down his window and shouted, 'shege danbura uba, barawon banza, you waka'

, He has since been buried according to Muslim rites
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We're never too old to improve our physical ability to respond to sensory stimuli and games are a great way to help us does that.a footballer knows the important of scoring a goal once is very close to the Goal keeper of the opponent.


Games also contribute a great deal to social development. Many kids, because of problems at home, shyness or physical disability find it hard to react with others but by playing game they will be able to mix and cooperate with play mate and also increase their popularityA child who has to take his turn will think more carefully about his turn. A game that requires taking turns is a great way to focus attention, since a player constantly has to readjust plans based on others' actions. Games teach children to follow certain limits and levels of self-control.  

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Jim, Tom and Eric die and arrive at the gate of saint Paul: Saint Paul then explains to them, 'Heaven is a very big place and you need a car to get around'.
The car you get depends solely on how faithful you were to your spouse while you alive.
Jim was married for 15 years and cheated on his wife 3 times so he got a Citi Golf.
Tom was married 20 years and cheated on his wife once so he got a Toyota Corolla.
Eric was married 50 years and never cheated on his wife so he got a BMW.
Jim and Tom were very envious of Eric.
A couple of months later Jim and Tom see Eric sitting on the pavement crying,
Tom asks: 'Whats wrong buddy?
Eric replies: 'I just saw my wife!!!
Jim asks:'So? Why are you crying?'
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Eric says:'She was on a bicycle!'

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These How To Win Ex Girlfriend Back tips will help you do just that, regardless of the circumstances or your current situation. You may have lost your girlfriend gradually over the months or years, or maybe you cheated on her, or she cheated on you, or maybe you were the one who decided to call the relationship off and now you are regretting it. Most people do not realize that 90 percent of lost relationships can be re-established, as long as you go about it correctly.

First of all, you need to accept the break for a while. Go about your life without your ex. Make sure that you take care of yourself and try to look good (eat right, exercise, and do not dress like a slob), go out with friends, and have fun with them or even on your own. This does not mean that you should take up a relationship with someone else just to make your ex jealous. That will probably only backfire and cause her to jump into someone else's arms, or reaffirm her belief that you really don't care about her. While you should not be moping or pining away, you should also not be living it up with other women. Take the how to win ex girlfriend back goal out of the top priority spot in your head and instead put "how to better myself" in there.


It's really important that you remain out of contact with your ex during this time. If she happens to seek you out, then you should respond. But don't encourage anything further. And by no means should you instigate any calls, text messages, or emails. Keep as far away as possible so that you can concentrate on your new goal without having any distractions. She is now off-limits in your head. This works especially well if, until now, you have been constantly calling and begging or pleading her to come back to you. It will really make her curious to know why you have sort of "dropped off the face of the earth", as they say. And this will give her a chance to actually miss you.

There is not set time period that will tell you when you are ready to go to the next step and get in contact with your ex. It can take weeks or even months for you to feel confident enough to approach her again. When you start to feel comfortable with yourself, and your new life, this is the time to approach her. But the ironic thing is that this is also the time that you may decide you really don't want her back. Once you've taken the time to step away, you'll find that you see things more clearly, and your feelings may have changed. Hopefully these how to win ex girlfriend back tips will make a difference in your life and your relationship.


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