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Married men and bachelors should be very careful nowadays because of the way some ladies now lure them into committing fornication and adultery. Some ladies are desperado they don't mind whether you are married or engaged they are out there to achieve their aim and objective, they are ready to send many housewife packing and running helter skelter for their husband. They have developed many strategies to achieve this. Some of their game plans are

Immoral Dressing: Now are days in some offices, institutions and places of work some ladies now dressed in such a sexy way that you wonder whether they are doing body advert or boob/buttock fashion:, they wear crazy dress that download and exposed their attracted body parts. And as a man if you are not careful you will be carried away that you will not know when you will start behaving like a baby crying to suck mummy breast; you will be aiming serious relationship with this lady just to make sure you bang on her and reach the promise land. The lady on her part is willing to give you her body in exchange for money or material things. This is so common in the corporate industries especially in the servicing industry where some ladies now flirt about with different men to achieve their target and some of them end up expired for marriage or remain a single mother for life. There is high rate of unmarried ladies in this corporate industries.
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Akingbola is just a suspect and as far as am concerning he is still innocent until his convicted in law court. There are some current bank executives that are worst than Akingbola but use their influence to block their being arrested and prosecuted. Akingbola is just unfortunate that this thing happened to him. You can nor blame the Church for receiving their donation because the church believe they donate from their personal acquire wealth. So let us be careful the way we talk to annointed men of God, so that the wrath of God will not befall us.

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Hey guys all these are not real, how on earth do you expect a woman to have this kind of big thing. If there is any, show me picture of any Nigerian that have big B like these white ladies. They are all computer animated

I believe that if you have any issue with any bank endeavour to ask whoever is your account officer. As an account holder you must have an account officer and if your account officer can not give you satifactory response, then try calling the customer services or visiting the branch to see the Branch Head or Head of operations who are in better position to give you all the necessary detail you required. GTB is one of the best bank in Nigeria and are known for quality and superior service even though 70% of their staff are on contract.

I think it is high time government declare a total war on kidnapping, armed robbery and religion killing . A total state of emergence should be declare on these vices

, Since the wife was eight months into her Pregnancy, the husband had to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he had been desperate for quite a while.
Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the floor; eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire,
Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out 500 bucks, and gives it to him.
"Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight,  and remember that this happens only once,  ok? Don't think about it
again" she said.The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, grabs the money and leaves quickly,
A few minutes later, he returns, and hands the money back to his wife and says with much disappointment: She said this is not enough. She wants one thousand,
The wife's face slowly turns red with anger. "Damn that naughty woman,  when she was pregnant and her husband came over here,  I charged him only five hundred, " The guy collapsed!!!.

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased  with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT     The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor  not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.     This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the  donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local  paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS  BEST ASS IN TOWN.     The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the  donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10     Again, this was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the  donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE     The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is, being concerned about public opinion can bring  you much grief and misery, and even shorten your life.  So be yourself and  enjoy life, Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot  happier and live longer!

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Today, there is so much noise about dating among singles. This is largely copied from Western cultures. Dating is about inviting someone of interest to you for an opportunity to start a relationship. Would you expect the one being dated to reveal her ugly side? If that relationship leads to marriage, then what was hid would be uncovered. Do not deceive yourself. Go to God and He will choose the right person for you.

Another crucial issue for the married is divorce. As far as God's Word is concerned, only death can separate a couple. Today, some people are arguing that the court can grant them divorce. But it is the court, not God.

That the court of the land honoured your divorce case does not mean that God has approved it. God has His standard which is written in the Bible and He does not have to bend to conform to the laws of the land. That some countries or states have legalized abortion does not mean that Heaven no longer regard abortion as sin. If you allow yourself to be carried away by the unrighteous laws of the land, remember, one day, both you and the judges of your nation will individually stand to be judged by the Word of God that is forever settled in Heaven.

On the other hand, were divorce to be allowed, does it add to or remove from you? The least it can do is to spoil your C.V. If you want to take up a job and you fill in your form that you are divorced, it automatically alarms your potential employers that they are dealing with a failure. Responsible men and women are sought for very important positions in organizations.

If you are divorced, it means that you could not manage just one woman or at best with a few children: then how can you manage 10, 20, 50 or hundreds of employees? If a marriage fails or succeeds, everything can be traced to the head - the man. Are you married? Then you must do everything that is required for that marriage to work -excluding sinning against God. It is your duty to build your home. It is a thing of honour to hear that you keep your home and remained with one wife all through your days. You can join the winning married men and women today and let God have His way in your union.

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Getting pregnant after marriage is the dream of every woman but a situation whereby the woman could not conceive due to one reason or the other it becomes a problem. Apart from pressure from the family of the husband, the woman too will not be happy because there is this believes that children are the fruit of marriage. Every couple desire to have their children. Inability of the woman to get pregnant on time may tempt the man to trying another woman especially those men that lack patience.

To conceive a child easily will require you to actively increase your fertility while taking step to remove obstacles in getting pregnant. There are some strenuous jobs that a would-be pregnant woman should avoid. Also there are some drugs you should try to avoid eg. Ibuprofen which you take for pain reliever has negative impact on fertility. The same can be said of antihistamines which are used to combat allergies. Always seek your doctor advise on drug to take while you are trying to conceive or else you my be the one preventing yourself from getting pregnant as some drug are harmful and prevent you from conceiving. for fully articles/ details on how you can easily conceive even if you are a barren woman visit:www.familyparent..com

All you unfaithful women be careful, one day yawa go gas

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Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem is stealing, he can not stop stealing from the church's money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem is that he can not do without gossiping, and everybody must know what he just found out. He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted.

To surprise her husband an executive's wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office,she saw the secretary on her husband's laps. In order to defend himself the husband said "budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretarycannot be sharing this office with just a single seat."

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Do you know you can now live a normal life if you are infected with HIV, HIV can now be manage in such a way that you live happier and fulfilled life. All HIV positive fellow, remove fear and live your normal life without any fear.
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A phone rings in the house, a little girl picks it up

"Hello" she says

"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answers

"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped

"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle Paul!"

"Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."

"Ok daddy just a minute."

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."

"What happened honey?"

"Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she ain't moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad?

"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead."

Really long pause this time.

Now confused, Daddy says "What swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

"No this is 486-5713."

Sorry wrong number,

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Funny story but please respect the Priesthood

In a far away land, there was a beautiful kingdom with a unique rule, which said, "Anyone may become the king, and he will be given all rights to govern the country for 5 years. But after the 5 years, he will be detained, his body will be tied, and he will be thrown away to a remote island, [where the jungle is thick and there are plenty of wild animals and no humans].

The first who came forward said, "OK, I am ready to be the king. And he was a king for 5 years, and enjoyed his position. He threw big parties, went to many beautiful places, married many women, collected many luxurious things and did whatever pleased him.

This went on till one day he woke up, to find soldiers in his palace who said, "We came here under the order of constitution. You were a king for 5 years, and now the time has come when we should seize you and take you to the remote island.

The king knew that this time would come, but had not realized how quickly the time had passed. He had enjoyed himself in the past 5 years but now he had to leave everything, and would be thrown in the very dangerous island. He was very scared but could do nothing and had to accept his destiny with tears in his eyes. The soldiers put the dethroned king in jungle and did not care about what would happen to him. All they heard were the voices of wild animals and the long scream of the former king. And then silence again.

Back in the kingdom, the constitution was still effective. And now, there was a 2nd king. He too behaved like the 1st king, enjoying an extravagant life, and was faced with the same fate, till the voice of wild animals mixed with his scream was heard after he was thrown in the island. This went on for a long time, with each person becoming King, and following their predecessors. Laugh in the beginning, and cry in the end.

One day, a young man came and declared his wish to be a King. By constitution he was granted his wish. He would be a king for 5 years before being thrown away to the island. But he being wise realized that his time was short, and all luxuries and power would come to an end.

So after much thinking, he decided that he will use all of his power, resources, time etc, to prepare his life at the remote island. In the 1st year he sent troops, veterinarians, and animal trainers to the dangerous island. The mission was to control the population of wild animals there or domesticate them for good use.

Well the mission was so huge that it consumed a lot of the country's resources. But it was the king's decision and he had the power. So, all resources that had been used by previous kings to have fun, now was used by the new king in this strange mission. He really dedicated all of his energy to the mission which became successful.

In the 2nd year, he sent a lot of farmers to the island to start agriculture there.
In the 3rd year, he made a lot of facilities on the island - from electricity to a hospital.
In the 4th year, he sent a lot of educated people like engineers, accountants, and many others to the island.
In the 5th year, he sent his friends and his relatives to the island.
And finally the time came when the king had to be thrown away to the island. In the morning of the big day, the king smiled his widest smile ever in 5 years. When many strong soldiers caught and roped him, his smile grew wider. And finally he laughed a great laugh when the soldiers threw him to the island.

Now, why wouldn't he laugh? While the previous kings found a thick jungle and many wild animals when they were thrown there, the last king found everything he needed for a comfortable and happy life with his dear ones.

So many people are tricked by their life in employment/the world. All they do in this is have fun, and forget that the time will come when they will face a very different situation. No amount of regrets and pleading can change the situation then.

But the wise, people ensure adequate provisions for their life in retirement, just like the wise king. These people will face the future with a smile, because a pleasant life is awaiting them.

Friends, any lesson from the above? Make it a pathway to a rosy fun


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Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumours.
When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies, These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size, However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not
result in more tumor destruction.
When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence
the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer
cells to spread to other sites.
An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.


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A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee, Maybe with
this you will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.
A young woman went to her mother and told her about
her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she
was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting
and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.
Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three
pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to
boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and
in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil,
without saying a word.
In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners.
She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the
eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and
placed it in a bowl.
Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you
see."
"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied.
Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel
the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then
asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell,
she observed the hard boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the
daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich
aroma.
The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"
Her mother explained that each of these objects had
faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently.
The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being
subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg
had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior,
but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened.
The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After
they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. "When
adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or
a coffee bean?"
Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems
strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose
my strength?
Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but
changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a
breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become
hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter
and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?
Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually

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However whatever analogy you guys may have used to judge Sanusi, I still believe that what the guy is trying to do is to bring sanity into the banking Industry. You should all recalled the era of failed bank when many Nigerian lose a lot of their hard-earned money through selfish, heartless bank mismanagement. Nigeria is a country where corruption is the order of the day. Banking Industry is a very sensitive industry, the kind of lifestyle most of this bank executives are living make one worried how bank is being run in Nigeria. Most of the executive have turning the bank into personal property and approve loan for their self and family to buy Private jet, properties and drove the most expensive car with escort all over Nigeria as if they are governor of a state, all these at the expense of depositor funds. You dont compare what is happening in Develop country like Britain, USA with Nigeria. Nigerian Banking Industry need Nigeria solution and I believe we should support Sanusi even though he might not be 100% perfect. But at least it has been revealed that some bank executives have turn their their self into semi-God and DICTATOR. Do you know that 70% of staff working for most of the so called new generation bank are on contract, no promotion,no entitlement after leaving service etc. Whereas the bank declare Billion Naira profit every financial year and the bank executives are living extravangant and flamboyant life even more than the President of the country. However, my only thing against Sanusi is the issue of mass sack in the banking industry which I believe the innocent staff should not suffer for the offence committed by their boss.

Well with the co-operation of we Lagos tenants and Law enforcement agency I believe that law can work. If there is a direct line or an office whereby one can lodge complain if any landlord or landlady refuse to adhere to the Law. I believe it can worK. EKO ONI BAJE OOO