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See what happens when you drink a can of coke.

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culled from The Daily Mail UK

Lalasticlala, dominique & Sissy3 please frontpage this.

Mutuwa:
make i change power sharppply come back again..light don come after 3 days..

You want make I like this $hit abi? I dey come.

devonpaul:
they add o, they satisfy our konji.. Konji dey make person swell up o.. asides that, they are good for nothing and i think thats why most guys treat dem as such once their is a Volcanic eruption of d spermatozoa from d males edifice into the females Vagina or into d rubber alternative.. the truth is most guys just wanna CUM dazzall, we dont really love except we d mature ones

You na comedian guy....

devonpaul:
Well, the claims made by the OP here are very very apt and spot on but then, ive met quite a lot of naija girls who are so down to earth and very very chatty, they initiate convos, they sutain convos even after u fall asleep to d next day. but my own observation is, on BBM, when u see girls with so many flowers, smileys et al. on her dp, dont even intiate her convo, na dem op dey follow talk.. they have names like, 1. MzSexydiva but she ugly AF,
2. Naija Slay Queen, she no slit sef not to talk of slay
3. mz too hot to handle
4. rihanna's bae
5. SexyMz Minaj
6. some local local ones even goto d length of Doro Sexy Diva.. FOH
7. TeamSexy TeamCurvy TeamNononsense Teamfigure8. all na setup. lies when u get to see them in person
this is not exclusive to BBM, happens on other social networks too..
this type of girls are d type dat have been devoured and buried by their fake local ego, no good can come out of such convos except u probably has been flashing some bills of money on ur dp and theyve been eyeing u or probably u just look extremely good as a guy for d gods to handle.
but meanwhile, To d Guys too, maintain a convo to some extent b4 u start asking questions like say u be school principal.. u cant just add a girl on BBM and just hit her up with hi, then d next thing is Tell me about urself (Are u Jamb?).. show an interest in d girl fess even if shes not replying u well, keep trying, by so doing, she knows u have an aim and objective (girls are not dundees, they know when u are making a move too) rather than just pop out of nowhere and start asking questions like say u be d babe ancestors. gerrarahia ya'll, am off to my workshop
Any other observation is valid but this are mine

Bro you have a point, this $hit works both ways. But the fact still remains that most of these small girls add no value whatsoever to a man's life. They are only in it for what they stand to gain (material-wise). Nothing more. In all honesty, 9ja guys are mostly to blame. Na dem don spoil dem.

Mznaett:
Are u really intending a joke or an insult to Naija ladies?




Instead of u guyz 2be proud of what u have mtcheew

lol

Proud of what? 99% of you jokers are too full of yourself. If the good Lord could swap you girls with Ethiopian and Namibian ladies, that will be supercool!!!

That time of the month again?

Hausa man wants to turn Lagos to Jos. They dare not try this rubbish in the Deep South or Igbo land.

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

Lose weight and stop spending his money all the time.

Nice story. I hope people learn from this. Honesty pays in the long run. You may think people are not watching. A lot of such office runs happen today.

raayah:
Not in Nigeria,, girls that express their desire for men are called oloshos.

They are not husband material.

This kind of archaic mentality belongs in the village.

SOLD!!

SOLD!!!

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GogetterMD:
How many pads? Tried to call but you not picking

2 pads. Wireless not shown in the pic.

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dejunus:
I guess there is a mix up in the price quoted.3.8m for a used 2008 camry?

Too much Orijin!!

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