₦airaland Forum

Have been thinking of how long it will take to build big muscles(a macho body to be precise,lol) and the factors that influences it and finally decided to table this matter to nairalanders that has a better knowledge about it for clarity,pls drop your comments on how one can get big muscles(big chest,nice triceps and biceps,six pacs etc) and how long it will take for the positive results to appear,tnxs.

Cutehector4u:
not really..but wen u go to ur school, i think dey will be more clarific on that....

Tanxs bro,just that i wanted to know how possible re-mobilization would be.

Cutehector4u:
Go to ur school.....dey will resend ur name nxt yr batch a

do you know the process(es) involved?

Rejected my NYSC call up letter which i do not wish to disclose,pls nairalanders can i still be re-mobilized for batch A 2015,if yes what procedures must/should i undergo to make re-mobilization possible,pls help.

edwife:
Give me Hazard address,i beg.....

babe maka ndu mmadu i won't

Harzrad misses a penalty,that's what i call Gobe

onlyme12:
Dude must be celebrating his recall to come take on the Super Eagles once again! The super Eagles coach was spotted along side several other top Nigerian celebs at the Hennessy Artistry club tour in Abuja last weekend!


The coach went around and shook hand freely with fans... Even snapping photos with those who showed interest.
- See more at: http://www.pijango..com/2014/11/super-eagles-caochstephen-keshi.html

Nwanne ka gini mezie?

sammer4life:
ESUTH....... "manufacturers" of hard core criminals in the south east....... Quote me make thunder strike you down...... ESUTH....... "manufacturers" of hard core criminals in the south east....... Quote me make thunder strike you down......

LOL,its so funny how people show their lack of intelligence to the world,bros who tell you this moonlight lie.......ah don quote you

engrtee:
Esuth
kano state uni
kaduna state uni



these graduates are nothing to write home about.

Op was this estimate made by NUC or by you from what you heard,an intelligent and something to write home about human being won't make such baseless fact and show it to the public.

Pls how can i get to Kebbi from Enugu?

If it were to be an igbo man that did this appalling act people would say "yeah,no be igbo man,they can do anything for money?",BTW thats a very shameful act by the manager.......wish you quick recovery damsel.

lacum:
I seriously need it as well

Have searched google like madt buh can't find one

Have been searching for a website where i can download igbo catholics hymns from but can't find one,pls help if you have the answer,tnxs.

A lady slapping or raining abusive words on me talk more of a teenager because I tried correcting her,bros na that day I go show am pepper,besides I don't deal with teenagers cos they are still kids still learning to wash their panties.

olaxco2f: I WILL DO MY OWN TOO...



SOON...



I MEAN VERY SOON...

u go do wande coal na

Dermie:
But, it's really not funny
Even MJ will be disappointed.

MJ right now go be like"see this mumu o"

To all nairalanders "O nwebedi ihe I furu(in phyno's voice)

Bro mi I tire for you o

Another Pro of having a big butt is that it induces high intelligence due to the presence of the omega-6-fatty acids being metabolized at the big butt

Ladybluecash: Wetin mr ibu sitdown see, ibinabo cant see even if she climbs mount sinai

lol

Comic actor John Okafor a.k.a Mr Ibu has taken it upon himself to engage in a war of words with Actors Guild President Ibinabo Fiberesima and both have been using Punch platform to reply each other. Mr Ibu threw the first punch and ibinabo replied him,now Ibu has sent another reply.read all the drama below.
A few weeks ago, veteran actorJohn Okafor, popularly referred to asMr. Ibu, slammedActors Guild of NigeriaPresidentIbinabo Fiberesimain an interview withEncomium Weekly, saying she should not re-contest.In the interview, he queried what Ibinabo did with the money that President Jonathan and other state governments gave the guild.
Ibinabo replied him saying she does not beg for money from governors like he does and Mr Ibu has fired another reply at the AGN President calling her a small girl...
THIS IS WHAT IBINABO FIRED AT MR IBU LAST WEEK.
Ibinabo Fiberesima Fires Back at Mr. Ibu – ''I Don’t Beg for Money from Govs. Like You Do''
In a telephone conversation she said;
“Which money is he talking about? That is why I said he is detached from the realities on ground. When we went to visit the President, there was no money promised to anybody. We didn’t go there to beg for money as Mr. Ibu is used to doing; we didn’t do that. They push you to the extent that you say things that you don’t want to. I’m not about money, for once they should stop and think, see what my team and I have achieved in two years.”
“Mr. Ibu cannot vote for me, he does not have the power to do that. He cannot even run for office because he is not a member, and I was expecting to see the names of the members whom he referred to because I don’t know them, and I hope they are members of the Guild because we have actors who are not members.
You should not because of your interest in a name feel you can come out and talk off point to become relevant. When people say people should have education, it is for this kind of reason so they will know how to speak in public.
They think running to the press and running me down on Facebook and others will deter me. No. I was not brought up like that, I’m a very thorough breed. I will do what I have to do to get to where I am going. It is the love that I get from people whose lives I have touched that keeps me going, not those who don’t know where they are going, because every sentence they make is money, where is the money?”
THIS IS MR IBU'S RESPONSE IN TODAY'S PUNCH
Comedy actor, John Okafor, has fired back at the president of the Actors Guild of
Nigeria, Ibinabo Fiberesima, calling her a “small girl.”
Mr. Ibu, said Ibinabo just registered as a member of AGN only when she became interested to rule the Rivers State chapter of the guild.
He “I was the chief coach for AGN for four years. If I’m not a member, why would I be appointed? She is just looking for something to hold. The issue is that she is a small girl, she doesn’t know anything and I was trying to correct her but she was seeing it as if I was abusing her.
“I am not abusing her; she is a good person, I must tell you. But she does not know what administration is all about, she should leave it. I’m only respecting her because of the people who are connected to how she became the president of the Guild, otherwise I would have told her straight that she can’t do it.
“How can she be the president of AGN and all the states have two chairmen each and she cannot resolve the conflict and the Board of Trustees is not in order. They are not one and she cannot resolve it?
“She selects people and gives them post. It is not proper and she is killing herself the more. If she cannot rule, let her come down. Everything about this Guild is what you know.”
Reacting to the issue of going to Aso Rock to beg for money, as Ibinabo insinuated last week, Mr Ibu said, “I have never been to Aso Rock before, so I don’t even know how the buildings are. If she wants to go for second term, no problem but I told her instead of going there to make more enemies for herself, let her stop. If she wants to go, it’s not my business. Was I the one that took her to court? She has about three cases lying in the court as I speak to you. I’m not the one that took her to court. I don’t pretend.”
*be right back,let me see if i can get Ibinabo's reply before Punch does...lol

Here is the link http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2014/07/pastor-says-god-directs-him-to.html

A 53-year-old man who claims to be a Pastor, has been arrested by the Police in Nsukka, Enugu State, for allegedly impregnating married women and young girls in his church.
The Pastor, identified as Timothy Ngwu, is the General Overseer of Holy Trinity Ministry popularly called Vineyard Ministry in Umudikwere Community in the University town. Ironically, police sources said the suspect claims he was directed by the Holy Spirit to sexually abuse female members of his church in the name of God.
How he was exposed
Crime Guard gathered that the alleged sexual exploits of the self-acclaimed man of God was blown open by his estranged wife, Veronica Ngwu, who hails from Udi Local Government Area in Enugu State.
The wife who has three children for the pastor was reportedly not comfortable with the ugly development and she lodged a complaint at the Anti-Child Trafficking Unit of the Criminal Investigations Department, CID, Enugu.This led to the arrest of the pastor.
Veronica’s case
It was learnt that during interrogation,the estranged wife of the pastor informed detectives that she escaped from the ministry with one of her daughters after her husband impregnated her niece and claimed he was obeying the directives of the Holy Spirit and a prophetic revelation.
She also informed detectives led by Gloria Udoka, a Deputy Superintendent of Police, DSP, that the situation at the church was better imagined than witnessed, alleging that her husband converts married women and single girls to his own and impregnates all of them while pretending to be obeying spiritual directives.
Pastor’s claims
The pastor reportedly claimed that he had sexual intercourse with women in his ministry as a result of directives from the Holy Spirit and with the consent of their husbands, if married, but for the single ones, a spiritual directive.
Ngwu, until his arrest, was a Scrutiny Officer and Statistician with the National Bureau of Statistics, one time assistant Catechist at St. John’s Catholic Church, Ihe-Umudikwere, Nsukka where he inducts married women and young girls seeking solution to their problems or favour. He was chased out of the Catholic Church and he started his own church.
Police Statement
The police in Enugu also alluded to the allegations when they issued a statement through the Public Relations Officer, DSP Ebere Amarizu, stating that two women among others in the enclave of the Vineyard, left their husbands to reside with the General Overseer.
According to the statement, the two women identified as Calista Omeje and Assumpta Odo confirmed that they left their husbands to live with the General Overseer on the prophetic injunction to do the will of God.
The statement noted that Calista revealed that she had 10 children for her husband but was later impregnated by the General Overseer and that the baby died later. She also said that she gave out her daughter to the General Overseer to be impregnated, an act she described as “the fulfillment of the Will of God.”
The police spokesman noted in the statement that the pastor said he had five wives with 13 children apart from other concubines he had following the prophetic directive to do the will of God. The Pastor, according to him, said that Veronica used to be his wife but described her as ‘a falling wife.’
He also said, “ I do not do anything with any married woman until the full consent and agreement were sought and reached between the husband in line with the directives of the Holy Spirit to do the will of God, which is an act of spirituality.”
Inside the Ministry
When Crime Guardtraced the Vineyard Ministry, it was discovered to be located right inside the compound of the father of the General Overseer without any sign post, while about 15 women and four men were seen taking lessons from an elderly woman who acts as an instructor in the vineyard.
The entrance to the Vineyard was barricaded with heavy iron gate which bares non-members.
However, a man who identified himself as Hilary said after a heated argument that the General Overseer traveled,and advised harshly that the reporter should go back.
As soon as Hilary left to invite others to compel Vanguardrep to leave the premises, the reporter peeped through an opening and saw a large number of children and adult women scattered inside the compound barricaded with iron gate.
Neighbours react
When Crime Guard spoke with some residents of the area, they intimated that every thing about the ministry was shrouded in secrecy, alleging that children born inside the ministry are usually confined within the compound and denied communication with any other person outside. The children have are denied formal education, except the doctrine of the ministry.
A brother to the pastor who pleaded anonymity told Crime Guard that he was not surprised that police invaded the ministry, explaining that all warnings by members of the family to compel Timothy to desist from the act fell on deaf ears.
“Let me tell you, God’s anger has befallen my brother. We have appealed to him several times to stop what he was doing but he refused. He has colonized our compound, bearing children with recklessness. He accused us of being jealous of him because he is doing the Will of God,”he stated.
Nodding his head in disgust, he continued, “look at these buildings here, he has converted all of them to himself in the name of vineyard. I can’t say exactly what influenced his spirit to the devilish act in the name of God.
He sacked his betrothed wife who has three children for him and embarked on impregnating married women and young girls. Look at the whole compound littered with children of different sexes and ages. How can an educated man of his status reason like an unrefined man? All members of the vineyard are fools.
How can a woman abandon her husband for another man in the name of worshiping God and practice adultery? I cannot get myself involved in this matter; Vero has opened the vessel of worms in the vineyard. Let them sort themselves out with the police but I want the ministry to be shut down completely,” he explained.
Investigations also revealed that the General Overseer was chased out of the St. John’s Catholic Church, Ihe-Owerri, Nsukka as an Assistant Catechist when Bishop Emeritus of Nsukka Diocese, Rt. Rev. Dr. Francis Okobo, discovered that he was teaching heresy. He reportedly called him to order but he would not listen.
*Why are people attaching the word 'PASTOR' to their evil deeds?this cannot be of God,no no no!!

"Harry Potter" actor David Legeno has died, a California sheriff's office said. The 50-year-old British actor, who played werewolf villain Fenrir Greyback in "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince," and both parts one and
two of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows" died while hiking near Death Valley, California, said the Inyo County Sheriff's Office.
Legeno's body was discovered by two hikers on Sunday in a remote desert location west of Zabriskie Point and had to be removed by a helicopter, according to a press release from the Inyo County Sheriff's Department.
"The remains have been identified as David Legeno, a 50-year-old United Kingdom man. It appears that Legeno died of heat related issues, but the Inyo County Coroner will determine the final cause of death. There are no signs of foul play."
Legeno's other major film credits include "Snow White and the Huntsman," and 2005's "Batman Begins." According to the actor's IMDB page, he had just finished production for "The Last Knights" starring Morgan Freeman and Clive Owen.
According to The Hollywood Reporter Legeno was also an MMA fighter and boxer and lived in southern England with his daughter....http://ipaidabribenaija.com/media/k2/items/cache/0654b4b94beeb2b6c49c99638a916c06_XL.jpg

You weren't drunk,you weren't drugged,you weren' forced to do it and you call it a mistake?,haba Mr come up with a better excuse.

No much loss for liverpool,they are good at getting deadly strikers,I believe they will get someone deadlier than Suarez to anfield just as they have been doing in the previous seasons when they do sell out their best strikers,it was Owen>Morienties>Torres>Suarez>?,let's watch out.....-n anyways,good luck to suarez.

ObiOkpor: If you are a science student,you must defenitely know about this in Physics unless you are among those that spent their school fees on women,phones and we-we.
*knew this in my first year in secondary school.

and what effort have you made to educate others about it?

Apatheist: Verified by who?
I am not trying to discourage anybody, just trying to correct a common misconception.
Einstein was a genius since forever, he didn't fail any subject, he wasn't mentally ill. The only subject he performed averagely in was French.

Where you take cull this one from,would you also say he didn't experience a speech disorder?

One major difference between successful people and unsuccessful people is the word "believe",nice one op,am already inspired.