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Stop writing threads when drunk.....Hehe maka ndi uta o,2 avoid yori yori and conga aso.

With the saying in deuteronomy 22:5 which says The woman shall not wear that
which pertaineth unto a man,
neither shall a man put on a
woman's garment: for all that
do so are abomination unto
the LORD thy God. - King James Bible
what is your contribution to this?.

Hohoho....ah just dey observe.

1. The country with the largest number of people behind bars in USA. When it comes to what to hide someone in prison, this country has no equal. In the U.S., home to 5% of the world's
population and 25% of the total
number of prisoners in the world are in prison it is here - 2.2 million people. Second place goes to Russia - a country with the lowest percentage of acquittals in the civilized world - 1.5 million in third place - China, 870 thousand 2. The country with the thickest citizens: Nauru. 95% of the population of this small island nation are overweight. The
reason? Nothing special, they just eat too much and move a little. 3. The country that is most likely to soon be under water: Maldives. Residents of the Maldives have a serious reason to fear flooding: global warming island every year more and more immersed in the water. 4. Countries covered by the maximum number of time zones: France. When all of France, including overseas, it appears that the country is located on the 12 time zones. U.S. takes 11 zones, Russia - 9. 5. The only country with the roads of the corals of Guam. In Guam, there is no natural sand, so there do asphalt using corals
and oil. 6. The country with the highest number of lakes in Canada. 60% of all the world's lakes are in Canada: more than three million lakes, covering 9% of Canada's land. 7. The most arid country: Libya. 99% of Libya is covered by desert, in some areas there is no rain for decades. 8. The country is the largest producer of opium: Afghanistan. Here is an incredible 95% of the world's opium. 9. The country is the largest producer of oxygen in the world: Russia. In Siberia, is growing at about 25% of the world's forests, which cover an area larger than the continental United States, which makes Russia the world's most powerful processor of carbon dioxide into valuable oxygen. 10. The country with the least amount of wood: Haiti. Forests in Haiti is almost completely cut
down. This is evident even on satellite images: you can determine where Haitian border with the Dominican Republic, where forests are still growing. 11. The least-peaceful country in the world: Somalia. According to the Global Peace Index Somalia has overtaken Iraq and became the most warlike nation in the world, constantly attacking the neighboring countries. Somalis are in a constant state of war, and in a state of continuous revolution. All this is due to the
fact that Somalia - the poorest country in which the population is not even enough food. 12. The most educated country in the world: Canada. 50% of the population of this country does not have an education below secondary special. For Canada to be Israel - 45% Japan
- 44%. 13. The world's largest city- state of Singapore. 14. The country with the largest number of Yazaki Papua New Guinea. Although English is the official in this country, in fact it is a pure formality in English is saying no more than 2% of the population. Papua New Guinea is used more than 820 different languages, which is 12% of the world's languages. 15. The country with the largest number of sheep per capita: The Falkland Islands (UK). It is home to 3,000 people and 500,000 sheep. Not surprisingly, the export of wool brings the main income Islands. 16. The least densely populated country - Mongolia. The population density of Mongolia - 4 per 1.5 sq. km.Compare this to the Mong Kok district of Hong Kong, having the world's highest density of population is
340 000 in the same half square kilometers. 17. The country with the largest number of tanks: Russia. In Russia there are 21 000 tanks, followed by the U.S. with 16,000 tanks. 18. The country with the youngest population in the world: Niger. About half the population of Niger under 15. Since 80% of its territory is covered by desert, it seems, the only thing there is to do - it's children. 19. The country with the largest number of citizens living not in it: Malta. After several economic crises, coupled with high fertility Malta experienced several waves of emigration, which has led to the fact that at the moment outside Malta is home to more of its citizens than in it. 20. The most diverse country in
the world: India. In almost every respect: the cultural, economic, climatic, racial, linguistic, ethnic and religious India is a very great difference to the world, or in 2nd place.
http://dailyfresher.com/2012/11/20-interesting-facts-about-world.html?m=1

iduzebaba: no school on sunday noni

you will be of great use to the Nigeria police force

You're brilliant but....Let's see
how
smart
you are;
A Man was found murdered on
19-6-2011 Sunday Afternoon inside his
house, his wife called the police,
they asked everyone around a
question
# Police: where were you
when his death
happened?. # WIFE: I was
sleeping upstairs
when the
murder took place
# COOK: I was cooking in the kitchen # HOUSEGIRL: I went to
bring the children home from
school.
# GARDENER: I was cutting the
flowers at
the backyard.
# GATEMAN: Oga sent me to
buy newspaper for junction.
After listening to their answers,
the
police arrested the murderer. Who was the murderer?...

According to one Oxford University
study , which has recently appeared
in the news,
women with bigger butts are more
intelligent. UF finance sophomore Annie
Bryan considers herself to be a
good proof. The 19-year-old
has 3.8 grade point average
and also believes that her butt
is her great asset. However, the girl isn’t fully
convinced with the theory, as
the thinks that her butt has
more to do with her exercise
routine than her grades. The study linked big butts in females to intelligence due to
the omega-3 fats that are
connected to brain
development. The study also said big butts
are connected to lower risks
for heart problems and
diabetes. Dr. Hal Brodsky of Gainesville
Family Physicians said he is
unfamiliar with the study, but
there has been evidence for a
decade in the field of diabetes
research that fat in the butt and thighs isn’t necessarily
unhealthy. According to him, fat in the
butt and thighs generates
healthy cholesterol. He also
notes that people, who have
small waists and larger butts
and thighs, can still be healthy even if their body mass index
is higher than average. Still, “I don’t think Kim Kardashian is getting any smarter with time,” he said.
naijamayor.com/women-with-big-butts-are-smarter-and-healthier-oxford-university-study/

Exam starts 9th of december.

The "YES" celebration seems not only to be celebrated in the wrestling world(by daniel bryan) but also in the football world by the golden eaglets,how would you rate this form of celebration?

Slowpois0n: its no biggie. my fiance is a wrestler

i hope u built a wrestling ring at your matrimonial home?

With the masculine behaviour
that tomboy display,guys
can you date or marry a
tomboy?

With the feminine behaviour
that tomgirls display,ladies
can you date or marry a
tomgirl?

With the feminine behaviour that tomgirls display,ladies can you date or marry a tomgirl?

Yes,they almost got me.

Unfortunate he didn't live to break king Solomon's record.

October 1st was the day that Nigeria celebrated its 53rd independence anniversary,scammers in Nigeria saw this day as an opportunity to extort money from innocent citizens of Nigeria,they were doing this by sending sms to various citizens of Nigeria saying CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE AMONG THE 30 LUCKY WINNERS THAT WON N300,000 IN THE LOYAL MILK PROMO,YOU SHOULD CALL PASTOR JOSHUA TO REDEEM YOUR PRIZE.This sms was sent to me and when i called the number i was told to send my bank account number,name and also a sum of N1,500 for them to start processing on how to give me my money,at this point i knew its a scam,i don't know if any nairaland experienced same with me,if you did pls indicate.

Chelsea just lost.....#DANCING SKELEWU.

Plsssssss....make una help me ,am counting on you guys.

My greetings to you all nairalanders,please help a fellow nairalander,get to like the page in the link below and help me win a samsung galaxy smartphone
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Afro-fusion crooner,
Burnaboy has opined that
he doesn’t see 2face
Idibia as a human being.
“2face, I don’t even feel
he’s human. Like I have a
theory in my head like
he’s just not human. He
can’t be human! It’s like
this; nothing affects him.
He is just so smooth” he
stated this in the latest
edition of the Ndani TV
celebrity interview with
Tolu Oniru-Toolz.
http://dailystar.com.ng/2013/08/23/2face-idibia-is-not-human-burnaboy-explains-in-new-interview/

Tecno has introduced it first
smartphone to its M series set
of Android smartphone. Tecno
M3 is the first smart phone in
the M series lineup. The M3 is
an Android 4.2 jelly bean smartphone, with 1 GHz dual
core CPU, smart display of 3.5
inches touchscreen (TFT) with a
5 mega pixels camera with LED
flash and a 0.3 mega pixels
front facing camera for video calling. Tecno M3 comes with
8GB internal memory card, USB
adapter and charger, earphone
and a plastic case. Body and Display: The New Tecno M3 has a
Dimension :
115.3*61.2*11.9mm and a
Screen resolution of 320 x 480
pixels, Pixel density: 165ppi.
Screen Size of 3.5 inches, Screen type: TFT capacitive
touchscreen capable of
displaying up to 256K colors,
Automatic display rotation,
Multitouch gestures such as
pinch to zoom supported, Hardened protective plastic
display (still prone to accidental
scratches&fingerprint
smudges). Device available in
black or white colors&comes
with 12 + 1 months manufacturer warranty Network and Connectivity
Informations: The Tecno M3 comes with Dual
SIM connectivity with dual
stand-by ensures both SIMs
can be used simultaneously
without disrupting services of
the other (swapping SIMs however requires device to be
restarted). Its supports 2G
Network (GSM 850 / 900 /
1800 / 1900), 3G/3.75G Network
(HSDPA 900 / 2100) but doesnt
support 4G Network.. Tecno L3 runs Up to 236.8Kbps
download speeds on EDGE, up
to 7.2Mbps on 3G networks
It also Supports WIFI Wi-Fi
802.11 b/g/n, WIFI hotspot
It has a Bluetooth v3.0 with Advanced Audio Distribution
Profile (A2DP), USBport with
MicroUSB v2.0, It doesnt Have
GPS
Sensors: G-Sensor, Light
Sensor, Proximity Sensor Memory/Storage and
Operating System: Tecno M3 Runs on Android
v4.2 Jelly Bean OS.
CUP frequency : 1.0GHz Dual-
core
CPU : MT6572E
GPU : Embedded 4 GB Internal Memory with
MicroSD Slot to expand to 32GB
512MB RA Camera And MultiMedia: Tecno M3 Comes With 5MP
fixed focus Primary camera
with LED flash, optical zoom,
scene selection, effects and
video recording in VGA and
0.3MP SECONDARY (front- facing) VGA camera optimized
for self-portrait photos&video
calls (Skype, Viber,
Tango&WeChat compatible)
Image size : 2560*1920
Picture format : JPEG/GIF/PNG/ BMP
Audio player : WAV/MP3/
MIDI/AAC/APE/MP2/AMR/
FLAC/OGG player supporting
background playback,
customizable playlists&album art
Video player : AVI/3GP/MP4/
MKV/WEBM/RealVideo/
YouTube player with AVI, MKV
and more popular formats
supported via third party apps Battery: Tecno M3 Has a Battery
Capacity of 1400mAh Li-Ion
battery
Talk time : 5Hrs
Standby time : 400Hrs Full Specification 1.0 GHz dual-core processor Android v4.2 Jelly bean Single SIM functionality
with option of dual SIM
version Front-facing VGA camera
0.3MP optimized for video
calls 5MP camera with LED flash
(auto-focus) 3.5 inch Capacitive Touch
Screen Up to 17Mpbs downloads
speeds on 3G networks GPRS/EDGE/3G/Wi-Fi
internet connectivity 3D games support like Fifa
12 Fruit Ninja, Angry Birds,
Talking Tom… GPRS : Yes EDGE : Yes 3G : Yes ROM/ROM : 4GB RAM/RAM : 512MB External memory :
Expandable MicroSD, up to
32GB Flash Light : Yes Video recording : Yes Video calling : Yes Screen Display : 3.5-inch
Touch Screen G-sensor : Yes Light sensor : Yes Proximity sensor : Yes FM radio : Yes Voice recording : Yes E-book reader : No Games : Yes GPS navigation : No WiFi/WLAN : Yes Bluetooth : Yes USB port : Micro 5 pin Earphone : 3.5mm
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In what appears to be a rather
harsh punishment, a football
fan has been jailed for hugging
the Real Madrid striker
Cristiano Ronaldo. But despite
being imprisoned, the 19-year- old fan insists that he would do the same thing
again. Cristiano Ronaldo's fan, Ronald
Gjoka, invaded the pitch in the
67th minute during the
International Champions Cup
between Real Madrid and
Chelsea on August 7. According to Goal.com, the
youth was arrested by the
local police and taken to jail for
trespassing and disorderly
conduct. After spending the
night in prison, Gjoka was allowed to leave the next day. But, the youngster has stressed
that hugging his football hero
was worth the imprisonment.
While talking to Local10, Gjoka
said: "Honestly, first thing was
look straight, find Cristiano and don't look back. Just go." After invading the pitch, he
added a little knee slide -
Ronaldo's famous move for
goal celebration - that was
appreciated by the Real Madrid
striker. Gjoka was also overwhelmed
with the fact that Ronaldo gave
him a big hug after he revealed
his liking for the Portuguese
striker. Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo
scored twice alongside
Marcelo's stunner to sink
Chelsea 3-1 in the last week's
clash.
http://www.ipaidabribenaija.com/news/item/61738-cristiano-ronaldos-fan-jailed-for-hugging-real-madrid-star

A newly wedded couple was
last week was censured from
Seventh Day Adventist by
Sizinda SDA elders in
Zimbabwe for dancing to
worldly music at their wedding. Tinevimbo Maphosa and his
wife, Moreblessing Sibanda
were suspended from active
participation in church
programs. Church elders are
said to be angry that the bride, Sibanda was doing ‘get down’
at her wedding held at
Reynolds Inn on 7 July.
Maphosa and Sibanda are not
the only casualties of the
church’s decision. Three members of their bridal team
who are also youths at Sizinda
SDA were affected.
Mayibongwe Ncube, Tinotenda
Nyakawa and Wellington
Gurajena were given six months censure and two years
ban for taking part in the
wedding and dancing to
circular music. B Metro reported that the
songs which are Follow the
leader by Dj Cyko ft zahara, Dj
Ganyani ft Busiswa’s Xigubhu
as well Dr Malinga’s via
Orlando. Maphosa refused to comment on the matter but
sources said church board
members banned him and his
wife but exonerated the
wedding committee which
gave permission to the playing of music. The development has created
apostasy within Sizinda SDA
church. Youths are now
accusing church board
members and elders of
tribalism and favoritism when it comes to instituting
disciplinary decisions. Irate
youths took to social
networking site to express
their disgust over how the
respectable church has gone to the dogs. An angry youth Wellington
Gurajena posted: “For so long I
have been quite but enough is
enough. Just because I am
young, I am SHONA and I
don’t have a father doesn’t mean I am subject to someone.
Today Sizinda church passed
out a judgment that the
following trio; Mayibongwe,
Tinotenda Nyakawa and
Wellington Gurajena were given six months censure and
two years ban for participating
in weddings and for dancing to
circular music.” Sacarstically,
Gurajena inquired if the
censure is constitutional or it was targeted move. “Lol is that
constitutional or it was a
targeted move. To me that was
a clear sign of NEPOTISM and
TRIBALISM just because it was
Shona wedding now it’s a crime. We saw the Moyos,
Ndlovu’s Ngwenyas, Mhlangas
wedding and by then oh
circular music was a cherry of
the day and no one
complained.” The youth went on to accuse
church board members and
some elders of being the
untouchables because some
have girlfriends while others
go clubbing but have never been brought to book as per
church doctrine. He said when
a church elder take funds from
the church for personal use
they are not censured, when a
senior member of the church sits and chants vulgar at public
places like political rallies and
soccer matches they are not
censured and also when a
senior member of the church
beats someone in front of the church and kids they are not
censured. A source said there are
stinking levels of favoritism at
the church because relatives of
senior members of the church
have become pregnant outside
of marriage and have never been censured. Youth also
accused church board
members and elders of
sleeping around and getting
away with it because they sit
on lofty perches and look at others especially youth with
disdain. While most youths were
visibly angry, some tried to be
voices of reason. “STOP IT, I
repeat STOP IT this whole
scenario is making me feel sick.
This is not the proper way of solving church issues. Let me
warn you my brothers and
sisters I don’t give a sh**
whether Wellington is right or
wrong nor the church is right
or wrong nor Ndebele nor Shona, whatever the issue
might be ,but this is not the
proper way of handling church
issues. I am very
disappointed,” Prince Moyo
wrote. Another youth, Kelvin Mthabisi
Moyo said the matters arising
have the potential of triggering
a war within the church. “Uhm
Welly this is controversial and
surely, the church will divide. World war was triggered by a
16 year old if I am not
mistaken,” Moyo said. A
church elder only identified as
Banwell refused to comment
on the matter referring all the questions to the person who
brought the story. “I can’t say
anything to you. Get all the
details from the person who
gave you the story,” he said

Fxwarrior: Okay.Front page here I come!FTC

abi?

The controversial Beverly Osu
just made BBA history! The first player never to have
had a nomination for
eviction…Hated as she is the
house mates never
remember to call Beverly Osu’s name during nomination sessions!…strange
right? Twice she’s been head of
house and didn’t even have
to save herself because she
was not nominated! The final
nominations just took place!
Beverly has made history and she just might win the cash
prize. So in other words, people’s
hating is ‘working’ out just
fine for her..plus shes keeping
everyone guessing what she
will be up to next. Beverly Osu is the perfect
candidate Big brother
searches for in every season.
Shes been there and done it
all…..she might walk out a
millionaire.
http://www.naijaurban.com/gwt/n?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.naijaurban.com%2Fbeverly-osu-has-just-made-history%2F

psquarex: U ain't totally correct. Diabetes is caused by the malfunction of the pancrease. Genetically, some pancreas ain't strong so even if such people rearly consume sugar, the pancreas will still hardly process the glucose, thus resulting in diabetes. Some people consume sugar alot but have strong pancreas, so they don't contract diabetes. The question now is what makes a strong/weak pancreas ?. The answer is genetics. If diabetes runs in your family, u'll likely have it. I'm also not encouraging high consumption of glucose as this over labour the pancreas. All this is for Type 2 diabetes mellitus.

Study the article very well again

Okimski: One day one of these companies will charge you to court for discouraging its consumers. Everyday we see different articles of don't take this, don't take that. Yet there is also implications of not consuming sugar at all in the body. The advise should be don't take it often. If we don't take it who will?

Its advised that you should consume this sugars moderately

Dog eat dog is the name of the
game in the entertainment
industry in Nigeria as some of
the ladies often go to battle
with themselves in the dirty
game of cheating. You just can’t afford to support
anyone or take sides with one
of these ladies as the good wife
you are taking sides with
might just be getting screwed
by another woman’s husband secretly… As such, we are not taking the
latest gist in town about
actress Doris Simeon with the
pinch of salt. Doris has been
lonely for sometime now
courtesy of her husband, Daniel Ademinokan, dumping
her for fellow actress and
mother of two kids, Stella
Damasus, under controversial
circumstances. Many had thought that Doris
would move on and settle
down with a single guy since
she is still kind of young but
that doesn’t seem to be the
case. We learnt Doris is now
“enjoying” herself with a rich
Newspaper Editor, who is
married with children and
some say the man’s wife has
already gotten wind of the amorous affair. She is said to
be planning a “surprise” for
Doris and her husband in one
of their usual hot-spot. If true, we hope Doris Simeon
will end this ‘drama’ before it
causes her more trouble.
www.naijaurban.com/doris-simeon-dating-married-man-husband-stella-damasus/

About one year after losing his wife Connie to the cold hands of death, Pastor Anslem
Madubuko of Revival
Assembly Church, Lagos, is set
to marry a 33yrs old lady from
Kenya who is a gospel singer
and daughter of a Bishop. Her name is Emmy Kosgei. In fact, We learnt their
traditional marriage holds on
August 29 in Kenya while their
white wedding comes up on
Saturday August 31 in Lagos,
Nigeria. Speaking about his new lover
and wife-to-be, Pastor Anslem
Madubuko said: “The truth is that God
brought her to me and it
was just glare in my
spirit. When my wife
passed on, I was
completely clueless and I began to pray. God
showed her to me. She
refused my advances
initially but after some
time through prophesies
and so on, she said yes.” Pastor Anslem Madubuko
actually met Emmy Kosgei in
Kenya in 2010, before the death
of his wife, during one of his
visit to the country to minister.
www.naijaurban.com/pastor-anslem-madubuko-getting-married/