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CAPSLOCKED:

DEFINITELY GOING FOR THIS AFTER THE TRAD, INSTEAD OF THE BORROWED WHITE MAN'S WEDDING.

ubunja:
7 things i cant stand on a woman:
1.colourful hair, like green dyed
2.tattoo
3.any piercing outside of earing
4.fake hair of any kind
5.bad breath, i kill you.
6.fake eye brows
7.intelligence, shuttup.

4 things i like
1.very tall slender ones
2.under 22 yrs
3.love to cook
4. kneel to serve food.

Liliyann:
Someone will just sit in his house and write trash about a woman.
No lady should live to please a man,do what pleases you as long as you are happy.
Women should stop worshipping men and living by their dictates they ain't god!!
I live to please myself and no one else
My happiness over everyone else.

Elslim:
i just don't know who placed a course on dis country

dominique:
Not everybody subscribes to this rubbish slave trade practice called bride price biko. Nobody paid kobo on my head and nobody will pay one naira on my daughter's head. That you paid money to marry a woman now means you should turn her into your servant right? Left to me, this useless bride price culture would have been scrapped since last century. How can you put a price tag on a human being in the name of culture and tradition?

dominique:
Not all marriages, some men are very hands on with house chores and child care. Besides, some women bring this upon themselves. You will go to a man's personal and family homes and turn yourself into their glorified maid just to prove you're 200 yards of wife material. How won't they take you as a glorified maid in marriage?

Some women will go ahead to marry a man that unapologetically told her that chores are solely a woman's duty because they're desperate to marry. Once married, they will see how draining all that housework but they won't be able to complain too much because that's what they signed up for.

Marriage shouldn't be as hard as our people are making it. All it involves are partnership, effective communication, mutual respect and understanding.

Jesse01:
lol am an atheist and I don't pay no fu*king tithe guess wat am not a beggar,using tithe to deceive d poor masses while u have private jet see ur head

ifyalways:
Ukechukwu

Johnnyessence:
if some G.O's are doing this great works we are seeing here, i strongly believe that poverty will have been drastically reduced in our society.

Laveda:
It's so sad how we glorify these so called demons

LadyGoddiva:
Watch as broke fools come and insult her and run their diarrhea mouths
Abeg everyone is entitled to have their own standards/preferences.
Even me I can't be caught dead with a poor/broke/short man. Tufia! The heavens forbid such an atrocity happening!!!!

NwaAmaikpe:



OP is mocking Christianity and the Bible...
I for one will not be party to that fvckery.
With that said,
One thing I am very sure of is that,
The bible discouraged inter-tribal marriages.

GENESIS 24: 1-6

. 2 One day Abraham said to his oldest servant, the man in charge of his household, “Take an oath by putting your hand under my thigh. 3 Swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and earth, that you will not allow my son to marry one of these local Canaanite women. 4 Go instead to my homeland, to my relatives, and find a wife there for my son Isaac.”

GENESIS 28

28 Isaac called Jacob and blessed him and commanded him, “You must not marry a Canaanite woman. 2 Go to the house of Bethuel, your mother’s father, in Northwest Mesopotamia. Laban, your mother’s brother, lives there. Marry one of his daughters.


MORAL
It is biblical;
Marry only from your tribe.
PLEASE!!!

BellaElla:
I need to ask, is the 500k all the money you have in your savings or just what you have earmarked for you wedding?
if the former is the case, please hold on a while and try to save some more or reduce your wedding budget by 200k . U should never start a marriage with an empty account balance.
If the latter is the case, i will proceed to breakdown the expenses for you.
Traditional marriage : (200k)
- attire for couple : 30k
-5 crates of malt (120pcs) : 15k
-Half bag of rice and condiments: 40k
-1 cow leg : 15k
- Marriage rites 100k ( This will work only if you have an understanding bride and inlaws)
Borrow a home theater system to her place for music and play from your phone using auxiliary wire.

Wedding / Registry : 300k
Groom suit, shoes, shirt :20k (You can get a wonderful suit from Ariaria market for 14k)
Brides outfit : 50k
Dj :10k (Get a friend to do Mc)
catering for 100 people : 100k .(Budget 1k per person, it will be enough) everybody must not chop
Chairs, canopies, decoration: 50k
Rings, Cake : 50k
photography :50k

Tips on how to save more money
1. Do trad and white same day. This saves half of the cooking and logistics fund which can be utilized elsewhere.
2. Use an open field for reception
3. Avoid buying asoebi with the hope that people will buy from you.most people especially family will just collect and not pay back. give colours of the day instead.
4. You do not need to print 200 invitation cards. about 20 pcs will do for your esteemed guests, the rest can be invited electronically
5. Please , please and please, do not waste money on plenty 5 step cake and a bejeweled bouquet, or even expensive bridal shoes. You will have no need them after that day
6. You do not need emblazoned souvenir bags, there are plenty plastic souvenirs sold for 100 naira each.
7. You do not need to collect photobook ooooo. Many photographers use that to scam couples . What I did during my wedding was that I hired 2 cameras video and photo (5D) for 2 days at 15k each per day. I gave a relative to take pics and he put the soft copies in a flash for me. everything for trad and white cost 70k and i Had great quality pics. I did the photobook and two frames at a later date when we had recovered small and it was way cheaper doing it myself.
8. Please do not serve alcohol at ur wedding if you want to cut cost.

If the 500k is for only wedding ceremony then you do not have wahala. Just ensure you and your bride are on the same page and she knows exactly how much you have to spend.

swiz123:
The basic reason for sex should be to procreate. All other reasons are secondary and to some extent not religious. There was a man in the Bible tho I've forgotten his name, he had sex with his brother's widow and poured his semen on the floor.God killed him. That should be enough reason to show that sex shouldn't be all about fun.

OrdercityWeb:
1) Farting in a crowded place and pretending someone else did it..... HELL NO

2) Seeing a random person and imagining spending the rest of your life with them..... MAYBE

3) Judging people on the basis of what they wear and look like. (Most people deny this but they do it subconsciously) NOPE

4) Overthinking conversations after saying goodbye. MAYBE

5) You keep asking questions for the sake of continuing the conversation. MAYBD

6) Peeing in the shower. WELL YEA

7) Farting loudly when no one is around...... HELL NO

Taking a look at a guy/lady you find attractive... . OF COURSE

9) Watching PORN ....... MOST DEF

10) We all speak against tribalism on Nairaland, yet we still like comments that support our tribe and insults another ....... KINDA

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Nif3:
Na you be the gateman abi?? Olodo!!

fighal:
Hahahaha....
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