₦airaland Forum

ediama:
I apologized to Nigerians unbehave of Mr. President.

We don't blame them.

Unbe wetin?

uknownforce:
Dear nairalanders you are only allowed to take one at a time, which of this potion would you go for?
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#Copied from the spiritual store

Bros give me time travel biko. All these people wey dey find money no know anything. I go go back in time over and over again chop sports bet over and over again.

I go fit predict say Buhari go kill us so ppl no go vote.

I go come predict say Donaldtrump go win chop money for that one sef.

I go predict everything people go dey pay me big big money as prophet octopus paul

izicooo:
Dress or no drees, De babe bre*st make sense.

How e take make sense. One dey face west another one dey face east

enemyofprogress:
with her smelling pusssssy no man will give her a ring

Have u given her head before? Na so una go just dey talk rubbish, dey hate dey go.

BiafraBushBoy:
My camera.

It has spoilt. How will I snap our per wedding pics and upload on Nairaland?

Thats my job. Holla @ me to see my works

xtivin:
Jesus himself prayed at the mountain and we are his follower. try and understand the context in which he was speaking there. Jesus answers question in relation to their intention. There is nothing bad in praying in the mountain because it's a direct way to communicate with nature.By design some mountains are holy and has specific function, you might not understand this but it's a spiritual wisdom. There are specific angels that dwell in a certain holy mountain and you can only get what you want depending on your faith. I am a redeemer but I don't play with my personal mountain prayer

So you are saying angels dwell on the mountains and there are holy mountains? Interesting. Please how do o go to any of these mountains, i would like to see this fpr myself. I need an address

StephDamielola:
Let me Share a Personal Experience

One day i was driving through Orlu Road in Owerri, Imo State.

I saw a lady run out of the Hotel and was crying. I pulled over and When we asked her "What happened" she said. The Man that just drove off the Hotel (I saw the car) Took her into the hotel only for them to Have sex and he just stood up and said "What i am looking for, someone has already taken it". He gave her money, wore his clothes and drove off. She was Afraid and Dumbfounded.

These men don't use prostitutes, they look for Young girls and Fertile Married Women.


I have alot of friends and if they tell you what they have experienced in the hands of these so called MEN OF GOD, you ears will tingle.

I can even name some Prophets that have been caught on the act. I will tell you names of Ladies they used and where they did it.

Hmm this is fascinating

I thought Ghana practises democracy. Freedom of everything. Which one come be under arrest for exposure of person body

StephDamielola:
Sir, i have been doing a study on Modern Day Christianity in Africa and The Rise of the Prophets. Most of my revelations are based on experiences, research and questions answered. I have traveled to so many countries (Mostly African) in search of the truth.

Have you wondered why there are so many prophets (Psychics) in Africa lately?

And why there are so many cases of miscarriages lately?

And why are these Prophets always accused of Infidelity?


ITS NOT A COINCIDENCE

In a bid to get those powers, before now they use live Babies. But time has changes, they don't need all those. They just need to sleep with you, and Viola your they kill any child that finds its way into that womb while they continue with their promiscuity.
It is a lasting circle, so they cannot stop sleeping with young girls.

They get this powers from Ghana or Benin Republic.

Nana Kwaku Bonsam claimed to have given over 4000 African Prophets the power to Prophesy


I really have alot but i will speak when it is time...

Could you please contact me on whatsapp with the number in my signature. Lets talk more

StephDamielola:
Thank you Sir.

I believe so much in the laws of nature and religion is a failed project for me. I pray and give alms because its a Natural law of (GIVING AND RECEIVING). What i don't have, i am not entitled to it yet. I cant aim for a Lambo when i can only afford a Benz without a borrowing. Most people live on CREDIT, yet they dedicate cars in church to maintain their social status...... LIFE IS IN PHASES WHILE MEN ARE IN SIZES

I follow the teachings of JESUS only and I DONT PAY TITHE... YET I AM OK IN LIFE AND BUSINESS.

THE BOOK OF PSALMS ARE FOR OCCULTIC MEN.... I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT BELIEVE ME

THEY USE THE BIBLE AND ALSO, THE QURAN..

MODERN DAY CHRISTIANITY IS NOTHING BUT OCCULTISM AND SPIRITUALISM. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE INTERESTED IN MEMBERSHIP

Hmmm really some revelation going on here. Please elaborate more. I am a person with an open mind.

I have a covenant with God that requires i pay my tithe not to the church but people in need and that has worked for me. If you give and it works for you we are on the same path just in a different style.

Now i would like to know why you say the book of psalms is for occultic men. You sound wise some people would like to eat ur brains a little (figuratively speaking)

StephDamielola:
YES, THEY GO THERE TO PRAY TO THEIR god's....


WHEN JESUS TAUGHT US HOW TO PRAY, HE NEVER ASKED US TO GO TO THE MOUNTAIN. HE ASKED US TO GO INTO THE INNER ROOM, SHUT THE DOORS AND PRAY SILENTLY. MATHEW 6:6

SO MANY CHRISTIANS WILL NEVER MAKE HEAVEN BECAUSE OF THE DOCTRINES AND TEACHINGS THEY PRACTICE.

As in eh. These are my thoughts exactly. Thats exactly what Jesus said

I was at home when someone was telling me how her pastor said he went to the mountain to pray. And i was like errm so?

I have heard several times that people go to the mountain to pray. I was asking one time why people do that as in does it mean that God has his house built on the mountain or if you pray in your house there is network failure so your prayers don't reach God? I don't understand.

I am even considering shooting a documentary soon regarding it. Because its really awkward how ppl have these beliefs.

Now guys for you who have gone there to pray.... i would like to know if there is anything special that happens when one goes to the mountain to pray.

Secondly if there is anything special i would like to know myself how to get there from Oshodi, Lagos.

vizkiz:
I don't even give a fück if he drinks baby blood for money. I am just amused by the amount of time you put in this research stalking another Nigga.

Only a dimwitted fellow wouldn't know that Nigga is a Gee.

nice one homie

I doubt OP is married jor. Na young babe wey her bf no dey allow rest after deflowering.

See as she run tell us say she don marry. AFTER I GOT MARRIED.... ... Who ask you. Besides who dey marry Virgin nowadays. They no go test wetin they won buy before they buy am?

Anyway Babe he has to let it heal o wella before the sharpener is hungry for the pencil

Favoredchic:
Hello,

After I got married and disvirgined, I thought Sex will be fun after waiting all these years. But I feel only pain and no fun. Is it normal. When does it start to feel good please. Does sex feel good? How long will it take. Although the pain has reduced after the first few times.

ayo84:
Please im looking for a part time freelance video editor who would edit and create simple 3-5 min videos using clips from youtube,instagram and using pictures. Please contact me on whatsapp on my signature

My details and all I do are right under in my signature. Here is the latest job i did for a client


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlmc7E79B3I

lefulefu:
well na if d face beautiful na im go give u erection na
if in a situation d face wowor plus war scars full d face then how ur cassava wan come erect?
oh i know ..u go put pillow or beyouncy passport foto over her face and get to to work

Lol abi. Like me na the back style i dey like so wetin consain me consain her face when she dey look the other side. As i dey analyse am from behind i dey imagine Niki Minaj own

StarBukola:
I think he is a robot

Lol how did u arrive at that conclusion

Benita27:
My dear, I could recall my first bf. He broke up with me, took me two weeks of depression, wishing he would call back to say it was a mistake and we could continue dating for me to move on. I loved him that much, but today he's the one begging me for attention after yrs of not communicating. I see him change dp and I'm not bothered to take a clear look. He isn't even my current spec of guys. That's life for you!.

True Talk

auntysimbiat:
LALASTICLALA is our friend... bail is free..


IGP of NL.. FRONT PAGE MANAGER.. SUPERMOD.. TRUE SON OF HIS FATHER

Ok is he lagbaja because we have never seen his face

Benita27:
Currently, I have two of my exes I blocked in the past on my whatsapp, and I don't feel like they're guys I once loved.

Meeting an ex anywhere means nothing to me.

Omo u harsh o. You dey format ur love memory card?

Everytime there is a trend topic i see OPs dropping a
cc; lalasticlala

Some call him/her out. And i keep wondering who is this lalasticlala

I know Seun Osewa owns Nairaland. Who come be lalasticlala and wetin be him job, na shareholder? Abi na one of those mods wey dey ban innocent Nairalanders. Abi na him be godfather for nairaland.com.

Abeg who be lalasticlala



Make i still put my own
cc; lalasticlala

Maeen that just rendered the niggar balless

Benita27:
I don't care 'cause once it's over I don't waste time to block them on my whatsapp, so whatever goes on in their lives I'm oblivious of it. We never met, life goes on.

What if u jam both of them for shoprite. Surely you will look twice and you fit even forget the pad wey u won buy cos ur mind is on how they are cuddling and laughing while doing their shopping

lefulefu:
she might be lying.on average in naija there are eight guys chasing a girl.even very ugly girls get woed by five men every two hours.

Abi and even if she wowo die for face she no wowo at all for down

RoyalBlak007:
Probably her parents told her "Boiz are Bad,do not move with them" while growing.
[color=gold]___If she's happy that way... leave her to it [/color]

Or that if any man touch her na belle straight

SirJeffry:
Now this is funny. Igbo man mentality, Anambra to be precise. I'm surprised to see an Effiong.

Na lie o. Ibo ppl waste money on wedding especially if they are getting married to another ibo lady. Its outrageous

Nina4u:
Small.. Just family and close friends and the pastor.. I will get married on the beach at sunset.. Then a barbecue party with lots of beer then off to a honeymoon in the carrabeen

lol too much oyinbo film

GodsMopol:
Why should God send Mohammed in the first place?

How would i know?

oyetpel:
Zika virus.

That's the name of the virus mosquitoes spread in Brazil that affected their pregnant women.

Yea thats the name