₦airaland Forum

Thescienceprof:
What about all the Egyptians that were perished in the red sea? I suppose God didn't want their death!
What about all the enemies of Israel that God slain on their journey to promise land? I suppose God also didn't want their death! #yimu. you better go sit down.

DRIFTyKING:
So i just Got this Story from a visitor, he says

” I have a cousin who is in a very serious relationship, and then he decided to meet with the lady’s parents, and introduce himself to them. Alongside the discussion, the mother of the lady popped the question, “How much do you earn Monthly?”. This left my friend speechless, though he was least expecting it but, he had to cover up…..Though he earns a decent sum.

Please i wanna know whether its right for a parent(s) to ask such unbiased question?


http://otownloaded.com/wrong-fiancees-parents-ask-much-earn-monthly/

Arsasee:
SEUN, YOU ARE A BASTARD!!! AND THE MOST FOOLISH BLINDED IDIOT I HAVE SEEN. YOU LACK PROPER PARENTAL UPBRINGING!

chesterlee:
I think you are cursed already for calling a man of God 'Short minded'...

Deal with it!

cupsofxo:
Lord, if it’s your will to break up Nigeria, break it now – Oyedepo

The founder and presiding Bishop of the megachurch, Faith Tabernacle, Bishop David Oyedepo has invoked God’s curses on those fueling Southern Kaduna killings, saying God should break up Nigeria now if it is His will.

The Bishop who, during a ministration and while raining down curses on those promoting the wanton killings, equally said that God sent him to this continent as His apostle of liberation to stop it from decadence.

“God sent me as His apostle of liberation to this continent to stop it from decadence.”

“I heard from God and He has proved it beyond measure. Therefore, every occultic root, every political root of this uprising is cursed today!”

The congregation shouted “Amen!”

“All the northern forces that are sponsoring this uprising and killings, i decree the curse of God upon them.”

Continuing, he said, ”Lord, if it is your will to break up Nigeria, break it now!”

To his members, he said, “Come on, pray in the spirit everybody. Pray in the spirit, open fire, call down the Holy Ghost fire to descend on the camp of the enemy. Enough is Enough!”

Speaks in tongues again.

“If Nigeria wakes up, wait for the church to rise. There will be no more nation, what nonsense.”

“What demonic devils. What Islamic demons. If Nigeria waits for the church to rise, Nigeria will disappear as a nation.”

Speaks in tongue.

“You mean God cannot protect people? What a mess!”

“Every agent of destruction in Government today, call fire down on their head, call fire down on their head.”

“Everyone sponsoring evil against the nation, let your fire fall on him!”

“A Boko Haram agent was captured and they said he escaped. Everyone connected to his escape, fire consume them, consume them, consume them!”

To his congregation, he said, “Go ahead and pray.”

Prays in tongue.

“Fire of the Lord consume them!”

“I was even told from report that they were targeting this church. I said what?”

“Even if I was asleep, if you see anybody here kill him! Kill him and spill his blood on the ground. I am saying that to you, what nonsense, what devil. You think our God is an idol?”

The faithful shouted “No!”

“If I put fire on your tail to overrun the city, you will do it in one minute. What is that? What devil?”

“I stand today with every authority on me, and I declare the Boko Haram camp cursed!”

“I declare their collaborators cursed! I decree their sponsors cursed!”

“Must the north continue to rule?”

“What devils!”

“God has anointed me to lead a revolution against the Islamic jihadist and as the Lord liveth and as the anointing of Jeru-Baal that’s on me, we declare them extinct in the name of Jesus!” “Amen!”

“You catch anyone that looks like them, kill him!”

“There is no reporting to anybody. Kill him! Pull off his neck! And we spill his blood on the ground. What nonsense.”

“They said why should Christians say they could defend themselves, hold it! What stupid statement, why should Christians say they could defend themselves? So, they should watch for you to put a knife to their necks?”

“You think we are dummies? What! What?”

“All those zeros census they are fake. Where are the human beings?”

“Where are they? We go around the place. Where are they?”

“We’ve never had a successful census in this country. Where are they?”

“Don’t mistake only those in politics as in power. The anointed in the Lord are the ones in power. By divine ordination, don’t mistake that.”

“There was a king in the land but Elijah was determining the events of the nation.”

“If i say it will not rain here for three years, it will not drop. What nonsense!”

“Who born their mother, who born their father? They are too small.”

“Come! Get excited and walk in confidence. Any devil that misbehaves around you will be slain by the fire!”

A thunderous “Amen” echoed from the congregation.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/01/lord-will-break-nigeria-break-now-oyedepo/

LeslieChow:
Dude, seriously? Am I expected to wave a magic wand in the air and select by no established means the best person for the job on Nairaland from tons of graphic designers on this site.

If you ain't interested, please move on. And yes, I have seen wonderful designs done by the 'mediocres' which have spiked my interest.

Stay there and be waiting for handouts by potential clients while the serious minded ones grab the opportunities as it comes.

LeslieChow:
Hi Peeps, I need the assistance of the logo gurus here in Nairaland. I want a logo design for "BPG Connect". Would work with the person whose design I like.

I've seen plenty designs here that blew my mind but I want to make it open to all graphic artists here instead of settling for just one person from the ones I've seen.

It doesn't have to be detailed or be the final design but should be enough to attract me for a request of the final output.

Be rest assured that there would be no theft of intellectual property. Remember the logo has to carry only the words "BPG Connect".

bettercreature:
Lolz you have no idea how much i like the lady

bettercreature:
So this lady is not his daughter after all

saints2:
The duo of Pastor Joseph Obayemi, the new National Overseer and Pastor Odesola on a courtesy visit to the general overseer of RCCG (Worldwide), Pastor E.A. Adeboye. See more below..

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2017/01/picture-of-pastor-adeboye-and-national.html

timidapsin:
"Please help me tell Yung6ix that I love him, I want to be with him for just one night", this girl cries out!
Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNfnGfKcLkk

KingstonDome:
[url]kingstondome..com.ng/2017/01/picture-of-bishop-david-oyedepo-saves.html?m=1[/url]

Cc: lalasticlala

lalasticlala:
Sahara Reporters just posted this:


https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/817754948003885056

Ekiti360:
http://www.kikiotolu.com/2017/01/omu-ekiti-community-filled-with-strange.html

wonukwuru:
I am adult married to a lady of 35years. We have been married since 2007. God has blessed us with 3 wonderful children( 2 boys and 1 girl). Before we got married, i agreed with my wife that i only want to have 2 kids ( I wouldnt mind if they just boys or girls. That means, Im not particular of the sex of the kids). My wife is a B.sc Accounting graduate, while myself, I am a Chartered Accountant, with a well paid job. My wife had a 3rd class degree. On several occassions, i have told her to go back to school for Post Graduate Diploma (PGD) in order to upgrade, but she plainly told me that she cannot go back to school again. When i asked her why, she told me that her brain cannot withstand any academic stree again. I also suggested to her, since you studied accounting in the university, why not enroll for ICAN program? When i said that to her, she told me that she could not go for PGD, is it ICAN that she can do? I have been thinking, what will i do for her to be like others.

Luckly, was transferred to Benin. I went with my family to Benin. We stayed over 4years in Benin. While we were in Benin, I told my wife to go and enroll for a 6months diploma programm in computer (because she is not computer literate). I paid over N110,000 for the 6months programme. My wife only went for the programme for 1month and stopped. She refused to complete the program. When I asked her, she told me that she will go back after she had "put to bed"( Then she was pregnant). Guys, its over two years now and the baby is even in pre-nursery school, yet my wife has not reminded me of going back to complete the programme.

Last year, she asked me to open a store for her, that she want to go into trading. When I asked her the nature of the business, she said, she wants to deal on selling rice, beans, yams, groundnut oil, etc. I now suggested that it will not be a problem, but she has to look for somebody who is already in the business so as to understudy the person for atleast 1month. She refused, saying that without her understudying anybody, that she can still make it. I told her that my reason of suggesting to her to understudy somebody was that, i wanted her to be selling in wholesale. My plan was to give like N1.5million. I told her, i cannot just release N1.5million to her for a business that she did not learn. I told her that N1.5million is not a small money. Brethren, that was why up til now, i have not opened the business for her.

My children's school fees is over N650,00 per term for the 3 kids. I provide for feeding. My wife does not want to do anything as to assist me in the family. I give her money for her hair, cream, bathing soap, panties and clothing. Im really getting tired. My salary does not carry the family again because of too much expenses.

Another problem now is, my wife's dressing is nothing to write home about. She dresses as if she is in her late 60s. I have complained to her on several occasion that i dont like the way she dresses, but each time i bring up the issue, she will get angry. People around, have meeting my sisters to tell them that my wife does not dress well as somebody that has gone to the university. Even in my house, my wife only tires wrapper. Nothing in her again attracts me to her. Infact, for the past 3 months, i have not slept with her. I sleep in the parlour while she sleeps in the bed room.

Else, i forget, my wife delibrately "took in" again since July last year. This is after we agreed that the 3 kids that we already have is enough. Her method is, each time i remind her of what to do as to be assisting me in the family, she will delibrately "take in".

My wife, went to the university but she cannot speak simple and correct english. She cannot write application letter. She cannot teach my kids who are in primary 2 and 5 respectively. I pay a lesson teacher N30,000 monthly for my kids but my wife is at home doing nothing. Since we got married, my wife has not sent me text message on her phone more than 3times. The ones that she sent, my brothers, there are lots of gramatical blunders. When i confronted her with the text message, she could not say anything. I was checking for some documents in my room last week, and i came across an application that my wife wrote to submit to a private school where she wants to teach. When i saw the letter, believe me, my brothers, one of my kids that is in primary 5 cannot write such rubbish.

What i thought she was before i married her, is not what she is. I cannot take her out for an occassion because she may embarrase me by her conduct in the public. I need a divorce but the problem now is, i did i court wedding with her. What should i do? Im confused.

Realhommie:
So the Christmas and New year actually caused those deaths? Like people weren't dying b4, don't people die everyday from different causes? What do you say bout that, huh?

SMH

ebosie11:
Nigerian musician Wizkid met with 11-yr old Naomi Peller who has already started her music career.Shina Peller shared the news and thanked Wizkid for the support he offered Naomi in her music career.

See photos of the moment they met below



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/wizkid-meets-11-yr-old-musician-naomi.html?m=1