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Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Reacts To Apostle Suleman's Sex Scandal by Maximus85(m): 8:49am On Mar 15, 2017
Why is it that people can't lie better lie nar?

What kind of stupid lie is this? Even a baby would know this is too cheap.

Oloshooooo
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: It's Jimmyfix (Graphics Design & Print) Logos | Letterheads | Business Cards by Maximus85(op): 8:41am On Mar 15, 2017
You need a clean e~book cover like this?

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Investment › Re: You Want To Invest In Commercial Bakery Business? Click Now! by Maximus85(op): 8:36am On Mar 15, 2017
Free e~book for you.

Terms and conditions applies.

Investment › Re: You Want To Invest In Commercial Bakery Business? Click Now! by Maximus85(op): 8:32am On Mar 15, 2017
edge2:
am interested in the bakery business but not in lagos. can 500k capital start it up with the equipment.
I'm sorry... You can only get a standard oven with that. The smallest oven is N350,000
Investment › Re: You Want To Invest In Commercial Bakery Business? Click Now! by Maximus85(op): 8:10am On Mar 15, 2017
alsudaes1:
Can a budget of 500K start a bakery business using Nigeria made equipments?
I'm sorry... You can only get a standard oven with that. The smallest oven is N350,000
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Is A Serial Blackmailer– DELSU Alumnus Ready To Testify In Court by Maximus85(m): 8:24pm On Mar 14, 2017
laudate:
Bros, leave dat side abeg! cheesy All that a blackmailer needs, are just a few pieces of fact (that may not even be sleazy by any stretch of the imagination), which can be twisted and garnished with enough lies to make it look like something else. Then they try to present it as their own version of the 'truth'!

A colleague of mine dropped off his female cousin at an eatery one day, without even realising that the restaurant was owned by an ex-girlfriend of his, who he had broken up with 4 years before he got married. That was how one mischievous numbskull snapped a picture of his car outside the eatery, with the cousin alighting from the car. Only her back view was visible. The trouble maker sent the picture to my colleague's wife along with the name of the restaurant and date. The person claimed that a secret amorous affair had been going on for a few months, and the restaurant was their meeting point. sad

Wahala for land, if not for the fact that the wife was a sensible chic. She took her time to investigate, only to find out that it was a cooked up story. My colleague was planning to run for a political post (i.e. House of Reps seat) at that time, and the scandal would have affected his chances, as the ex-girlfriend was married to a political bigwig in their party. shocked
The police should confirm all the allegations. The passports and the huge fund transfers.
Health › Re: 'Taking Fanta, Sprite With Vitamin C Is Poisonous' - Court Orders NAFDAC To Warn by Maximus85(m): 1:55pm On Mar 14, 2017
Drinking Garri and Mango together they cause stomach upset. Na so dem tell us.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Is A Serial Blackmailer– DELSU Alumnus Ready To Testify In Court by Maximus85(m): 1:37pm On Mar 14, 2017
Blackmailer?

OK, we agree. But we are not stupid. Before I can blackmail someone, that person must have done something dirty that he or she doesn't want people to know.

So, tell us, what has pastor done that Stephanie is blackmailing him with?
Celebrities › Re: Davido & HushPuppi Settle Their Rift, Hug Each Other (Photos) by Maximus85(m): 9:14pm On Mar 13, 2017
rem44:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRljhE7A-9k/


Davido and HushPuppi have finally settled.Their friend Buruji settled the rift between the duo.They were pictured hugging each other while smiling.

See photos below and watch the video on the link above



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/davido-hushpuppi-settle-their.html?m=1
You mean I should waste my data to watch the video Abi?
Romance › Re: Cucumber Vs Watermelon: Pre-Wedding Photo by Maximus85(m): 11:33pm On Mar 12, 2017
forandy:
Can someone kindly explain the concept behind this. Me myself I'm not understanding sad sad sad

cc Lalasticlala

cry cry cry
Concept? Can't you see they are both stupid? That's the concept
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Maximus85(m): 11:29pm On Mar 12, 2017
Singapore1:
Adobe Photoshop
Adobe after effects
Adobe illustrator
Adobe primerer
Cinema4d
Apple quick time
Moveavi video converter
Mp3 cutter

Those are your starter pack

Your system requirements
At least core !5
500gb hdd
8gb ram
1gb dedicated
Those are minimum system req

All compulsory
Thanks.

For the system requirements.... I'm good to go.

I can't use photoshop except to remove backgrounds and do mockups. I can use corel draw very well. I need help. Pls explain why I need all the first set of software.

Thanks
Christianity Etc › Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Maximus85(m): 5:30pm On Mar 12, 2017
jaymejate:
Church camera men are wonderful people and special people. They can do some things sometimes that will amaze you.
These are the common things you see them do with camera


1... They're sleep detectors

This is what you all know about, they help the ushers to sight a sleeping member even from afar.
It happened in a church i went to sometimes ago. The pastor was preaching and i realised no one is looking at the preacher, they were all looking at the screen. I looked up too and guess what, i saw a man sleeping and snoring.

2... Their attention can easily be drawn.

If you want to be shown on the screen for the whole church to see, during worship, just kneel down raise your hands and start speaking in tongues or dance like David during praise, they will surely locate you.
I discovered this and i used it during MFM manna water program. I knew the program would be broadcasted for all MFM branch to watch live and my Dad do watch the program too. After the service, i got a phone call from him and he said he saw me that he is happy i am walking is the path of Christ. I quickly use that opportunity to lie that we are to pay for something in school, he sent the money immediately, God forgive me. Thanks to the camera men. You can try it to see if it's true grin grin

3... They are spirit detectors.

Whenever heavy prayer is going on in church and i hear a shout of someone "catching spirit", that is someone falling down under anointing, i don't bother to look around, i just look straight to the screen, they're always there.

4... They expose the those that are not serious during church Service.

Something happened in a church i was invited to, the camera man caught a boy playing game on the phone, he then focused on his face and later focus on the phone, we all saw the game, FIFA 16. Later i just heard a sound like paaa, na the mother of the boy go slap the boy. Anytime i notice them coming, I will quickly adjust grin grin

5... They don't obey the pastor.

Anytime the pastor say "close your eyes or else you will be possessed". Even the demons passing by will close their eyes, only the camera man nor go close eyes, they just have to focus on the camera.

6... They NEVER fall under anointing (catch spirit) even if all the church do.

I asked one of them why they don't fall under anointing and he said cameras are expensive, if they fall and camera breaks, they'd better not rise up again. I'm sure that's not the reason why they don't fall. Reason Is, no mumu spirit dey catch anybody

Add yours...

If you want to join this good people, just join the media team of your church. The benefit is they'll teach you how to handle the camera for free and from there, you can become a professional.

Happy Sunday to you all
Lalasticlala, Mynd44 OAM4J
Christianity Etc › Re: "Apostle Suleman's Manhood Not Very Small & He's Very Good In Bed" - Stephanie by Maximus85(m): 9:43am On Mar 11, 2017
She has made her allegations. She asked the police to make some checkings.

Let us confirm these so that innocent Nigerians won't be deceived.

Were they at PROTEA HOTELS together?
Did they both travelled to Napoli together?
All the money transferred to her, can the police confirm them and the source of the transfer?
The said pictures she has can they be investigated?


Let's confirm all these before we make any conclusion.
Celebrities › Re: Apostle Suleman Had Threesomes With Daniella Okeke, An Actress - Stephanie Otobo by Maximus85(m): 9:07am On Mar 11, 2017
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Maximus85(m): 8:37am On Mar 10, 2017
beatzone:
My bad, you are very correct!
I want to beg for something. I want to go into logo intro animation videos making. I need to know the needed software and how I can get it.
Thanks.
Business › Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by Maximus85(m): 8:33am On Mar 10, 2017
Venzal:
Lol. God will forgive all these our networks.

How many months have you been on Fiverr now?
I want to beg for something. I want to go into logo intro animation videos making. I need to know the needed software and how I can get it.
Thanks.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Interview With Azuka Ogujiuba Of Media Room Hub: Nigerians React by Maximus85(m): 12:44pm On Mar 09, 2017
porozhniy:
1. She is an actress, that interview was only a part of the plot.
2. She already put a huge dent on her credibility by needlessly lieing to supposedly prop up her husband's public image.
3. Those injuries can come from anywhere, you need a lot more to convince a jury.
4. She is trying to bury him in the court of public opinion, garner public symparhy & possibly make him the theme of her next project so as to ensure it turns out a commercial success.

The estranged husband is by no means a saint.
Chai! Smh for you.

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Interview With Azuka Ogujiuba Of Media Room Hub: Nigerians React by Maximus85(m): 12:40pm On Mar 09, 2017
oselydia:
am becoming scare of guys
Don't be my dear, you are what you attract to yourself. The law of Karma is no joke. Be good, be blemish free and see if real men like us won't come for you.

You don't beat a woman! Never
Sports › Re: Barca Vs PSG ; Was The Match Fixed? by Maximus85(m): 12:25pm On Mar 09, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
bro it was 4 minutes and madrid scored 3 minutes something seconds.... go search youtube
You mind all these Olodo wey no sabi anything. See im dirty mouth dey call Madrid.
Sports › Re: Barca Vs PSG ; Was The Match Fixed? by Maximus85(m): 12:19pm On Mar 09, 2017
Even if we know how Uefa has always backed Barca, giving stupid red cards and annoying penalties. See I don't blame Barca or blame Uefa. Those I blame are those useless PSG BASSSSTHARDS. HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU ALLOW A 4 GOAL LEAD GO? What is that useless coach looking at?

As a coach with a good brain.... You should always know that Uefa will do anything to carry their pet club through.... You should know you're playing against the authority. Did Uefa tie their legs or blind fold them or block their brains? You allowed 6 goals and you're complaining you've been rubbed.

Congratulations to Barca. But God is somewhere watching. No cheat will last long. It might be sweet now but when the time to purge comes..... The whole world will see. That Dog wasn't even fouled at all, yet he dove like a fish.

PSG is the most useless club ever, even Eyimba won't let this happen.
Investment › You Want To Invest In Commercial Bakery Business? Click Now! by Maximus85(op): 11:05am On Mar 09, 2017
More than 10million loaves of bread is eaten by Lagosians on a daily basis. If a loaf is N100, that is N1billion shared amongst bakers every single day.

But today the regular loaves is sold @N250, N300 meaning that a whooping sum of N3b could be shared amongst Bakers in Lagos on a daily basis.

Its a viable business. If you have decided to venture into it, we are here to provide you with all the needed information about this venture.

Let's tell you a little about us:

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We have helped in purchasing full bakery equipment for more than 150 individuals here in Nigeria and some West African countries.

We have a passion for this. We help our clients with all the necessary information needed to start up a commercial Bakery.

We support Nigerian Made Equipments. We don't call them locally made equipment, we call them Made in Nigeria Equipment. These machines are durable and very easy to operate.

We also discuss strategies to complete and packaging tips.

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Contact us Today. Drop a comment and we will get back to you ASAP.

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Business To Business › Re: I Need Your Patronage To Raise N2m To Boost My Business To Be Able To Compete. by Maximus85(op): 8:28pm On Mar 08, 2017
To all that have givien me jobs through this thread, thank you so much.

Sadly, I was burgled some weeks back. My laptop and almost everything electric in my house was taken away. But I can't be pulled down that easily... I'm coming back up.

I will post my recent jobs.

This is when I need you the most.

Best Regards
Jimmyfix

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Shows The Interior Design Of His House (Photo) by Maximus85(m): 8:20pm On Mar 08, 2017
Shortyy:
OMG. Dear future husband, are you seeing this?
Ask Tonto Dike. She will explain to you.

And I want to ask.... Is music really paying this much? The way these musicians spend money ehnnnn. Ummm I comment my reservation.
Business To Business › Re: Bakers Quest Equipment: Start Your Own Small, Medium Or Large Scale Bakery. by Maximus85(op): 5:10pm On Mar 08, 2017
Our identity.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is This A Proof That The Trending Apostle Suleman's Photos Were Photoshopped? by Maximus85(m): 2:17pm On Mar 08, 2017
Tokziby:
Whoever say its photochopped should explain the reaction on his face when he saw those sumptuous melons... shocked shocked shocked shocked

As the Yoruba will say "there is no deception in photography, na as u pose na so u go show"
This is the end of this fake azz pastor. Nobody holy pass shaa oooo.
Business To Business › Re: Quality Nigerian Made Kitchen And Bakery Equipment by Maximus85(op): 7:09am On Mar 06, 2017
bolish:
Good morning,
Sorry i would like to inquire about the prices of these equipment, to run a medium sized bakery.
My email add sirshenzy@gmail.com. Expecting your reply.
We will contact you.

Best Regards
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor’s Conference With Benny Hinn And Oyakhilome: Highlights (Photos) by Maximus85(m): 7:05am On Mar 06, 2017
Akinman:
I don't babble with critics: that is wat my bible taught me ..2tim3:16...go and get a life
When you see the truth, you call it criticism, because you're afraid of the truth. The truth is not in you.

Any intelligent person will reason with what I've said. You're afraid to find out that your pastor knows nothing.

And what has 2 Timothy 3:16 got to do with what has been said?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor’s Conference With Benny Hinn And Oyakhilome: Highlights (Photos) by Maximus85(m): 2:14am On Mar 06, 2017
Akinman:
I am proud f my Man of God...it is a privilege to be a part of this glorious vision; we are the biggest stakeholder in d end-time move of God's spirit!...I love u pastor chris!
LOL. I comment my reserve. Who know unar. Are you doing the work of faith? Your pastor is so confused. He said there's a part in hell that good people go to.

Hell is not a noun, not a place. It's a verb. It means to cover. Jesus went there when he died. He was buried (covered)
Now if the original meaning of hell is to cover.... Where on earth did the fire comes from. That is why you can never find hellfire in the Bible. What we have is a LAKE OF FIRE and it stands for something. It's not a literal fire.

See Revelation 20:14 KJV
14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

SEE CONFUSION for your pastor. Your pastor will say Lake of fire means hell fire oooo. But can hell be casted into hell?

Wouldn't it make more sense if we follow the true meaning of hell in understanding this bible passage?

14 And death and hell (grave/covering) were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

Is it possible to throw death and the grave into the lake of fire? No! That is why the Bible says that this late of fire does not mean hell as your confused pastor said but it means the second death.

Now what is the second death? Ask your pastor, I will come correct both of you later.

Shallom!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor’s Conference With Benny Hinn And Oyakhilome: Highlights (Photos) by Maximus85(m): 1:51am On Mar 06, 2017
paulGrundy:
But not as confused as the numeros EOWL predictions and flip flop doctrines of the watchtower.
LOL. When you're ready to see the light, you must leave that dark cave you've imprisoned yourself in. I feel for your state of spiritual emptiness.

Visit www.jw.org for urgent help. Do you know that that Watchtower is the most distributed magazine in the whole universe? Followed by the Awake? If Watchtower is a lie, I wonder why it's has been on top for so long.

God gave you a sense of reasoning.... Use it, Don't let God be ashamed of you.

Check this link out but Pls don't die afterwards

http://www.trendingtopmost.com/worlds-popular-list-top-10/2017-2018-2019-2020-2021/entertainment/most-read-magazines-world-best-selling-famous-newspapers-cheapest-expensive/
Christianity Etc › Re: The First Day I Audibly Heard From God! by Maximus85(m): 8:03pm On Mar 05, 2017
EternalTruth:
mkpo ase aba o

some Christians sef all because of their zeal for God do belief any hogwash that comes their way..

I mean how can he hear audibly from God and expect me to believe him.
God speaks to us through the scriptures which will rhyme with your current situation at hand giving you hope and peace.
God also speaks to us thru pastors or someone else but for God to speak audibly to him mbanu I can never subscribe to it mbok
God is not even talking to any yeye pastor. They're suffering from bipolar disorder.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Will Become Of Those Who Have Died Before The Birth Of Christ? by Maximus85(m): 4:41pm On Mar 05, 2017
Billyonaire:
Jesus Christ was NOT a Christian. He was a Jew.

Having said that, I want to state that Heaven is not a destination, it is a bubble that has been created due to thoughts and emotions of religious people, if you ever find yourself in any heaven, it is just a mental construct within the mental plane and you will be out again journeying through the Galaxies, our creation, for our experiences.

Enjoy your world, it is yours for your amusement and happiness.
I wish people with a working brain can understand you. Jesus never promised you any heaven. Stop deceiving yourselves. Heaven Koooooo, skyven niiiii

Come and beat me in my house.
Christianity Etc › Re: The First Day I Audibly Heard From God! by Maximus85(m): 4:29pm On Mar 05, 2017
am4truth:
I have said something worse than this, but I know better now. I just pray you allow God in your life before it becomes late.

It is well
Stop deceiving yourself mbok

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