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Liedetect0r:
pls i dont know you ok its a question carry ur sanitary pad head and go thank you for talking

timpaker:
When you have a degree in amebo technology

obiorathesubtle:
No.. But just as Igbo and Yoruba(Two of the major tribes in Nigeria) youths have distinguished themselves.. It would've been nicer if we saw the Biggest tribe in Nigeria with atleast 1 person on that list..


*I am not a tribalist

obiorathesubtle:
[I'm not a tribalist.. But I don't see any hausa person here.. Just Igbo and yoruba..

cuteass1:
>This is a funny one,
>
>
>Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few
laughs?and
>drinks, one of them had to go to the?rest room. The ones who stayed
>behind
>began to talk about their kids?and their successes.
>
>The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and
>joy. He started working at a very successful company
>at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business
>Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb
>the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is
>the
>president of the company. He became so rich
>that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for
>his
>birthday.
>
>
>The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my
>pride
>and joy, I am very proud of him.
>He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline.
>He
>went to flight school to become a
>pilot and also manage to become a partner in the company where he
>now owns the majority of the assets.
>He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet
>for
>his birthday.
>
>
>The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is
>also my pride and joy and he is also
>very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an
>Engineer. He started his own construction
>company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He
>also
>gave away some thing very nice and expensive
>to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft
>mansion
>specially for his friend.
>
>
>The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the
>successes of theirs sons.
>The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and
>asked:
>What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?
>One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel
>for
>the successes of our sons.
>And then he asked, What about your son?
>
>The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living
>dancing
>as a stripper at a nightclub.
>
>The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is
>horrible,
>what a disappointment you must feel.
>
>The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my
>son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy.
>
>And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just
>passed
>and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a
>brand
>new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three
boyfriends.

Justdulla:
Am not dumb mehn, I would tell him what his doing is wrong oooh.. Courtesy demands you take permission from people you meet in a queue... U guys should have spoken uo, not keeping mum. That is what has always killed this nation, people dont talk thats why our leaders and officers keep rubbing poo on our face. Checkout tha Signature

bigtt76:
Public holiday sef they couldn't manage well Isssssssorite! My heart goes to Abians... Enjoy the week long holidays #IkpeazuVsOgah

JSMMUYIWA:
Could those old papa run 100metres without overbreathing at now?

Ebiz12:
What have we done