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Autos / Re: Reg- 2007 Toyota Avalon Touring ( Phantom Gray Pearl Body Color )SOLD!!!! by maxtum(m): 8:06pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
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Food / Re: Valentine Special by maxtum(m): 7:56pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
I talk am! most of Nairalander's are not here!!!! all bleeping away!! abeg make una use CD'S OOOO In the next 9 months we go hear result!! Val's is a bleeping Day for people here in 9jai. |
Food / Re: Valentine Special by maxtum(m): 4:57pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Val food?? No needs food when its a day set aside for wiring, bleep till bth of una drop dead! food nko food ni!!! |
Autos / Re: Reg- 2007 Toyota Avalon Touring ( Phantom Gray Pearl Body Color )SOLD!!!! by maxtum(m): 12:31pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
lol |
Autos / Re: Reg- 2007 Toyota Avalon Touring ( Phantom Gray Pearl Body Color )SOLD!!!! by maxtum(m): 5:08pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
The car must go now!!! na vex!!! |
Autos / Re: Ml 350 Mercedes Benz 2007 Model **must Go On Or Before 18th February 2012** by maxtum(m): 4:26pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
@ Chelseabmw before you say Amen to seller's post make him post vin and if the seller brought brand new or imported as oyinbo tokunbo and him come use and turn to Nigeria tokunbo before he wan sell! |
Car Talk / Re: For Lady Fans Of The Range Rover Sport - Would You. . . by maxtum(m): 9:59am On Jan 23, 2012 |
Day11 i see you! nice work! keep up the good work. |
Autos / Re: Day 11, Thanks For Your Honesty And Your Speedy Service . . . . by maxtum(m): 10:11pm On Jan 20, 2012 |
I have alway known my boi can be trusted! keep it! |
Car Talk / Re: For Lady Fans Of The Range Rover Sport - Would You. . . by maxtum(m): 6:22pm On Jan 18, 2012 |
Which Naija Awof gals no go like this Range? They fit Bleep fowl self cuz of this Moto! hissing at some Naija gals as i walk away to the next thread! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Pero Adeniyi Pregnant With Tuface Idibia's 6th Baby by maxtum(m): 1:22pm On Jan 17, 2012 |
Na wa for Tubaba self! him tin no dey rest? Bleeping and producing everytime and every where!! Congrats sha! and happy more bleeping and producing!!! |
Autos / Re: Sweet White 2007 Dodge Charger For D Speed Daemons by maxtum(m): 9:25pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
Dollz! 2m and i would pick this ride after the strike! Send more pixs to jummy609@yahoo.com. |
Autos / Re: Dear Inspired: Do You Have: "this Special Order" by maxtum(m): 8:52pm On Jan 05, 2012 |
Effect of subsidy Nah! |
Autos / Dear Inspired: Do You Have: "this Special Order" by maxtum(m): 7:33pm On Jan 05, 2012 |
Inspired, can i pre order a BMX Tricycle with V8 engine, Turbo charged Pedals, Mullberry bags by the sides, extra tyre, water bottle cabin that can hold cold water for up to 5 hours and most important, uses manpower to accelerate!! Intent are to pack all my cars including the one that is on the way to use this Pre order Tricycle to work and leave my cars for exhibitions! |
Politics / Re: Lagos To Ban Okada, Fashola’s Committee Endorses Plan by maxtum(m): 4:27pm On Dec 30, 2011 |
ayusman16: That where you wrong!!! before now, was there okada? |
Politics / Re: Lagos To Ban Okada, Fashola’s Committee Endorses Plan by maxtum(m): 3:25pm On Dec 30, 2011 |
I totally support with my hands, leg, mouth, teeth and KOKO! na wetin!!!!, the other day my aboki just sent for his brother from the North, the guy couldn't speak one single Pigin english, Two days later, saw the guy learning how to drive okada! next day, saw him carrying passengers. Had to ask him when he learnt how to drive okada and he goes, Since, using hand language!!! |
Politics / Re: Nigerian's Ten Most Wanted List by maxtum(m): 11:06pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
E bi like say i see 190 name for there oooo! 190 plz confirm, |
Romance / Re: Girls Can You Wash Your Boyfriend's Car? by maxtum(m): 2:43pm On Dec 09, 2011 |
@ 190, reminds of a front dest lady that complained to me recently, that any time one certain guest comes to there office and use the rest room, there GEL Air freshener would go missing! said the guest always use it to rub her under as perfume!! Nothing wen Nigerian girls no fit do! |
Nairaland / General / Re: 190, I Can't Keep Your Secret Anymore! by maxtum(m): 7:24am On Dec 09, 2011 |
Dyt: I now know why Yaba have refuse to admit you! Mynd_44: i can see why you go around with a jump suit! |
Nairaland / General / Re: 190, I Can't Keep Your Secret Anymore! by maxtum(m): 7:21am On Dec 09, 2011 |
you see yourself!!! 190!!! you forgot how you lost your true love!!! how you go beg for those bones to present as your Val gift!! how u caught her been bleeped by one ugly sugar daddy! let out the emotion 190, I remember your words, "NEVER LOVE A NIGERIAN GIRL" |
Nairaland / General / 190, I Can't Keep Your Secret Anymore! by maxtum(m): 8:40pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
I have decided to expose 190 deep secret, Why he hate, "GIRLS", it all started from his old life, he was a Dog then! 190, you know you my guy! but i feel it's time we tell the girl's the "SECRET" why we hate they all! so sorry but i have to do this! Guys this the secret, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=gbnnarEVhSQ&NR=1 190 bear with me, let them know!!! Hope you understand!!!! |
Romance / Re: Girls Can You Wash Your Boyfriend's Car? by maxtum(m): 2:33pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
190_@: I totally agreed! not only their pants self! even their arm pit! |
Romance / Re: How Best To Forget A Crush? by maxtum(m): 3:06pm On Dec 07, 2011 |
LOL! am an expert in cases like this!!! lol! @Op you don dey craze!! bees dey play drum for your head? you want make Ogun kill you? SEE THIS YEYE BOI!!! How would you ever think of breaking up with your supposed babe all becuz of one thing called girl next door!! see what lagos traffic has caused!!!! You even have the guts to say she comes to your house to clean!! THE MOST PAINFUL PART IS THAT, YOU NEVA BLEEP THE GIRL SELF!!!! From your post, i can tell what is wrong with you!!! NA LUST!!! if you bleep the girl like 20 times, na anoda story you go dey talk! See your oju kokoro mouth and eyes!, common go back to your old yam and continue to eat it till death( in marriage) do you both apart! |
Romance / Re: Do Girls Really Know? by maxtum(m): 2:33pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
make her, unmentionable flat like Nipost sign board and you think say boy or guy go know! |
Romance / Re: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by maxtum(m): 9:14am On Dec 01, 2011 |
Imagine one 9jia girl wen i bin think say she make sense small! so i fit date am and wire for 3 hours, Right on the spot she asked, Can you buy me a chris Aire dog tag so i can be your Dog!, and i then stood up, bent over to her ear and whispered! Na Gold i wan dig for your body!!! Nigerian girls! wen dem go change? |
Romance / Re: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by maxtum(m): 6:04pm On Nov 30, 2011 |
eros: God Bless you Eros! God forbid bad thing make that girl go use her mouth wen she no dey brush comot OP tinkolo! toyemz: Well for me and my Manhood dem never born that babe! me wen dey dash 190 babe! me wen dash Abacha babe wen him no fit finish! me wen dash GEJ him second wife after Patience bin wan kill us with mouth bullet! Me wen give Clinton that babe wen dey give am head for office! The list is plenty! so is 190 list too! so answer to your simple question>>>NO! |
Romance / Re: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by maxtum(m): 5:29pm On Nov 30, 2011 |
Two of you must be out of your SENSES Questions about: Likes and Dislikes is enough for you to know and study the person. QED[/b][/color] [quote][/quote] Wetin cause that thing nah! and before i forget ask her to show you her HIV certificate! Also ask her if her or any of her families have suffered from epilepsy, you don't want her down there and she starts, freaking! |
Romance / Re: What Questions Do You Ask Your Potential Partner On Your First Date? by maxtum(m): 4:39pm On Nov 30, 2011 |
Simple questions like: Do you like Big things? when you taking my big candy can you swallow the pap as well? Can we go to my Place and do it now? Can i put my finger in your , "That thing!, right here, under the table and nobody would know what we doing" Do you have pretty friends that i can move on to when am through with you! Just make the questions simple and get the right/positive answer! Try it and tell me how it went! |
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