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Properties / Re: List Of Propertes For Sale @ Gbagada! by maxtum(m): 8:07am On Nov 30, 2011 |
@day11, long time! send pics of the property to jummy609@yahoo.com |
Politics / Re: Crackdown On Okada Riders, Over 200 Arrested In Lagos by maxtum(m): 6:33pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
okada_man: we are Banning you!!! |
Politics / Re: Crackdown On Okada Riders, Over 200 Arrested In Lagos by maxtum(m): 5:40pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
I talk am!!! esp, those Boko Haram around Marina,V.i Ikoyi, Lagos lsland, environ! cuz of those boko mharam, i go karate school! even go learn dangerous language join, they can make a Pope curse!! i think, there should be a programme on air everyday showing how many okader riders don carry people go igbobi, luth, general hospital and even hell, we go run from okada! i subscribe to keke riding ! Chikena! |
Politics / Re: I Heard About My Removal On TV – Farida Waziri (EFCC Boss) by maxtum(m): 7:20pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
LOL! This story almost kill me sha! i was eating corn when i saw the News on Channels TV, i bursted out in laughter to the extent i could feel corn seed's in my boxer! lol! imagine getting sacked via text message or as Madam Waziri, Tv! lol! So many thing to ask but no medium! Oga GEJ dey france and he dey sack person for Nigeria, was wondering have all the ministries sent in there Hampers to GEJ? Heard there are returns yearly! if you are DG of any ministry, this na example for una, the next one might be via text message ! pls don't quote me ooooo! Long Live GEJ! LOL! |
Car Talk / Re: List the Cars you Have Owned and Post a Photo of your Current Car by maxtum(m): 3:21pm On Nov 24, 2011 |
ole! |
Car Talk / Re: Join The Ride From London To Lagos By Road by maxtum(m): 8:59pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
Chie! hope this trip neva take place ooooo! i fit go find those Militiant, imagine pump action, AK49, Bazuka and grenade for hand just in case! and if possible borrow Some Boko Haram if bombing Armed Robbers is needed! (just in case)!! The trip would be fun, i mean Mad fun and have 190 as our comedian!, get strippers to strip at each boarder town! Mad fun! mad fun, i tell you! Am over gamed, don't have a car sha! but can arrange the Fun! halla wen una don prepare. |
Car Talk / Re: List the Cars you Have Owned and Post a Photo of your Current Car by maxtum(m): 12:09pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Big Bois with big cars, when i grow up i want to be like all of una join together! Amen. |
Fashion / Re: Actress Rukky Sanda Altered Her Looks With Plastic Surgery by maxtum(m): 11:28am On Nov 17, 2011 |
i talk am, Nigerian girls!!, she wan increase her price for bleeping! hissing away to another thread, |
Travel / Re: British Govt Re-issues Arik Air's Landing Slots In London by maxtum(m): 3:04pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
After all this fight for Arik dem no go come dey respect we Nigerians wen fight for dem! hissing, well!! we try small sha! Black power work for dem oyinbo!!!! lol! |
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Nuttal Divorces Her White British Husband by maxtum(m): 10:15am On Nov 16, 2011 |
I talk am, After using straw to suck the poor oyinbo bank account!!! NIGERIAN WOMAN!! CHAI! No wonder 190 marry himself and born 6 pikins by himself,through his pipe! God save us from women vampire!!! AMEN!! |
Romance / Re: Caught Cheating A Day To Marriage Proposal by maxtum(m): 11:43am On Nov 15, 2011 |
Dear Op, i over read your life drama and came up with this observation and facts! She is a Nigerian girl. You still never Hammar! Your crib was not what she thought it would look like,when she was coming! she came to compare you with the present guy and obviously you still Daddy boy and likely you were like, my daddy said that if you marry me, he would move out of this house and give us the keys! . My advise to you is that, Never love a Nigeria girl if you , NO GET MONEY!!! CHIKENA!! 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Ml500 For Sale Urgently by maxtum(m): 3:04pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
Hi earthplus, kindly email your number to me if you cool with 3.7M, email addy is jummy609@yahoo.com |
Religion / Re: Please Stop Farting In Church by maxtum(m): 3:10pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
lol! reminds me of the one i did, JFK bound, ha! the seat so so comfortable and massage seat was in progress, just couldn't hold it anymore cuz the rest room was busy! thot it wouldn't smell, but my guess was dead wrong! let it out and before i could say "Jasper", The smell was bad!! very bad! even the hostess were forming nice smiles, and saying , Is nice flight or sometin?, men, i know i tried self! Had to pretend i was vex and spread my exp. perfume and form! so to all the passengers on board, Date 17th oct 2011. so sorry, its nature call. i feel better now. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Ex Invited Me For Her Wedding by maxtum(m): 2:37pm On Nov 02, 2011 |
she just wanna show you what you miss! |
Business / Re: Dangote Pledges N2billion To FG by maxtum(m): 12:09pm On Nov 01, 2011 |
Thats very good, but the issue now is why channel the money through the FG? i really don't support that. I feel such fund should be done directly via Local government area or setting up a special fund units to tackle the housing issues. Dangote we beg of you to channel the fund through a more trustworthy channel! Not the FG!!!!! |
Computers / Re: Specs Of Your Computer? by maxtum(m): 10:06am On Oct 28, 2011 |
Nice! just got this Toshiba Laptop 16.1 " 6Gb 640Gb Bit Camera 1Gb Video Bluray Burner 3D Glasses 32/64 Bit Window 7 Home. sent to me from someone but don't think i need it! Love my Apple Sleek Air! |
Family / Re: Husband Paid His Wife House Rent For Good 10 Years: Unknownly by maxtum(m): 1:25pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
Make Stanley call me make i help am pack her load out of the house! make she go build another one quick quick! Stanley don seize the house! |
Phones / Re: Problem With Glo Bb Subscription Since Yesterday by maxtum(m): 2:35pm On Oct 10, 2011 |
@ Kpolli, what RIM is having a "F" problem men! get your facts straight!! |
Phones / Re: Problem With Glo Bb Subscription Since Yesterday by maxtum(m): 2:30pm On Oct 10, 2011 |
its not only you oooooo!! its so annoying!!! i no fit shout!!! OOOOOO! Network! |
Autos / Re: Inspired: Pre-order Enquiries by maxtum(m): 8:11pm On Oct 09, 2011 |
@ inspired, as soon as the Brand New 2011 Sonata sails, then we do X6 2011,but send pixs, color white or wine! milage shouldn't be more that 20-22k, as i like my things, "FULL OPTION". would call you so we could talk some more, Network issues!!!! |
Autos / Re: Inspired: Pre-order Enquiries by maxtum(m): 8:39pm On Oct 08, 2011 |
@arnold2g3, even Inspired knows the power of "MAXTUM" |
Autos / Re: Inspired: Pre-order Enquiries by maxtum(m): 8:05pm On Oct 07, 2011 |
i think i found the right for me! but still thinking , X6 for Xmas, still thinking! |
Phones / Re: Effects Of Charging Phones With Generator by maxtum(m): 9:47pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
@ arsenefc, Generator, is, emmm, that thing that makes noise to produce light! can also be defined as , something that pollutes the air for light and light is that thing that you use to watch tv and on fan! chikena!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Ex-Mend Militants Vow To Storm Borno In Search Of Boko Haram by maxtum(m): 8:34am On Sep 20, 2011 |
lemme go buy Pop corn and maltina first!, can we please have a live channel for this movie? |
Autos / Re: Most Expensive Pre Order Vehicle Ever On Nairaland ( Pre Ordered By Brightlife ) by maxtum(m): 5:46pm On Sep 19, 2011 |
Inspired is the best |
Autos / Re: 2006 Liberty Jeep And 2004 Ml Urgently by maxtum(m): 7:22pm On Sep 15, 2011 |
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Autos / 2006 Liberty Jeep And 2004 Ml Urgently by maxtum(m): 6:36pm On Sep 15, 2011 |
Hi Guys, Am urgently in need of a 2006 Liberty Jeep and 2004 Ml, No pre-order! Need the cars before this weekend. send pixs to jummy609@yahoo.com. |
Phones / Re: New Glo Blackberry Packages: Best Deal Across Board by maxtum(m): 10:02am On Sep 13, 2011 |
GLO WHATTTTTT!!! THOSE GUY ARE JOKERS!!! WITH THAT THERE CRAP NETWORK!!! AM SO SICK AND FEED OF THEM RIGHT NOW!! BBM DON'T WORK OR TAKES YEARS TO DELIVER!! ROUTER? IS A BLOODY MISTAKE! THIS GUY SHOULD SELL THERE NETWORK TO PHCH! HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE UP ON THEM! TAKING MY PRAYERS SOMEWHERE ELSE IMAGINE THEY STILL HAVE THE GUTS TO ADVERTISE THERE CRAP, CALLING IT 3G THEY SHOULD JUST CHNAGE THERE NAME TO PHCN 2!!!! |
Autos / Re: Infiniti G35 Sedan by maxtum(m): 1:59pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
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Autos / Re: Reg- 2007 Toyota Avalon Touring ( Phantom Gray Pearl Body Color )SOLD!!!! by maxtum(m): 1:50pm On Aug 25, 2011 |
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Programming / Re: Steve Jobs Resigns As Apple Boss by maxtum(m): 11:55am On Aug 25, 2011 |
sad!! so sad!!! |
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