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Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Tests Negative For Coronavirus, Bars Visitors by mayklef(m): 5:38pm On Mar 29
Allah ya tamake Sarkin Sarakuna....
Health / Re: COVID-19: Muhammed Babandede Tests Positive by mayklef(m): 10:52am On Mar 29
God epp n save us all....Please stay in ur morafocking houses

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Enugu Govt Closes All Borders, Markets by mayklef(m): 5:56am On Mar 28
God epp us all
Health / Re: Nigeria's Coronavirus Testing Up By 32% After Jack Ma's Donations by mayklef(m): 5:55am On Mar 28
God epp us all.....we shall all alive to tell d story afterwards

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: NMA Asks FG To Allow Other Laboratories Run Test by mayklef(m): 5:50am On Mar 28
d earth is sick n its cleaning itsef.....Money, power and technology hav failed us, n now we only lukup 2 d Almighty....Father Lord regardless of our sinful nature, please restore tins bak 2 norma, we've learnt our lessons

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Can Be Sexually Transmitted - Osagie Ehanire, Health Minister by mayklef(m): 10:16pm On Mar 26
but as a matter of fact, people still have erection or sexual urgue during this pandemic...as for me i feel inpontent 4 d past few days

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Politics / Re: FG May Reduce Price Of Fuel Pump Over Coronovirus & Global Oil Price Crash by mayklef(m): 7:46am On Mar 14
Finally Sometime postive abt diz Corona ish....after voiding our Potential millions grin angry grin

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Politics / Re: Mohammed Jamil Bello: I Did Not Attack President Buhari - Kebbi Man (Video) by mayklef(m): 8:56pm On Mar 13
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Politics / Re: Malami Orders Police To Unseal Peace Corps Headquarters by mayklef(m): 7:03am On Feb 29
So bleeping wat? how d fuvk wil that place a ban on chinese n italians in 9ja
Crime / Re: Four Corpses Found In Taraba Kidnappers’ Den by mayklef(m): 7:00am On Feb 29
Wetin BurnaBoy no go c 4 grammy?
Health / Re: Italian Infected With Coronavirus Visited Ogun by mayklef(m): 11:57am On Feb 28
Skmoda360:

Wetin Una still dey for our land ? Shut the Bleep up if you cannot reply that........omoale leleyi sha
Ndi ara....Corona kiii una der
Health / Re: Italian Infected With Coronavirus Visited Ogun by mayklef(m): 11:56am On Feb 28
shogsman:

Incitement on rule 2,lalasticlala,seun apply yourself quickly
Lol...Shey nairaland na heaven
Datz d best solution, stop bin hypocritical
Health / Re: Italian Infected With Coronavirus Visited Ogun by mayklef(m): 11:54am On Feb 28
Skmoda360:

wasted sperm....oloriburuku fellow undecided.....Son of stone undecided
Who una epp in d 1st place
Wiping u'al out wil do us more ghud
@lst ur hypocritical regionalvwil b remembered 4 gud
Health / Re: Italian Infected With Coronavirus Visited Ogun by mayklef(m): 11:41am On Feb 28
Den wipe out d whole oduduwa republic if dat wil stop d spread of d virus....Abi wats der use sef

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Crime / Re: 38-Year-Old Man Caught Raping A 13-Year-Old Girl In Opolo, Bayelsa State by mayklef(m): 9:59am On Feb 27
Ndi Biafra....Na dem
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 2:38pm On Feb 22
BrainSanitizer:

Hahahahahaha...
See this one trying hard to defend his profound ignorance.
Damage control ineffective!
I repeat ... damage control ineffective!!
You've already been found out.
Go hide your face in shame.
dust ur cv, go find work
Culture / Re: 'It Is Audio Suspension': Oluwo Of Iwo Laughs Off Suspension Report (Video) by mayklef(m): 2:37pm On Feb 22
MrImole:



But it is not in Great Britain?
N datz y i specify "NIGERIA"
Culture / Re: 'It Is Audio Suspension': Oluwo Of Iwo Laughs Off Suspension Report (Video) by mayklef(m): 11:29am On Feb 22
Hit like if u believe monarchy is a total waste of resources in Nigeria

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Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 11:02am On Feb 22
Blackicegold:




Mechanical engineers don’t fix bulb.
That’s the work of an electrical engineer
Na your type dai believe say engineers suppose dai fix everything not withstanding their field
oshe min. of field n magnetism Oponu!!!
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 11:01am On Feb 22
BrainSanitizer:

And a first class nairalander doesn't know that bulbs are meant to be dealt with by electrical engineers not mechanical engineers.
Smh.
1st klas slowpoke....dont blame mi 4 ur dumbass inabilty 2 read meaning 2 my xpresion Ode!!!
Celebrities / Re: Mandy Obi: My Big Boobs Are A Blessing To Me. Producers Harass Me For Sex by mayklef(m): 8:41am On Feb 22
Producers haf fuvk u tire u min

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Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 8:34am On Feb 22
mtinfx:


Na thermodynamics and other calculations wey no fit put food for table dem dey graduate with. Las las na secondary school you go teach grin
Ah swear bro, i get my point
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 8:34am On Feb 22
Microwhy:

Because your circle and close associate are dull doesn't mean everybody is dull.
Make friend with intelligent people and you will be surprised such people are close to you.
I will tell you 1reasonable tin my dunbass hav bin able 2 create or invent
* I created a solar panel that can charge your battery at night or when there is no sun with special lamps that consume less energy, tested with presentations both home and abroad.
Mumu!
Not every is dull and dumb like you and your network.
"special lamps" that Chinese kids of 5yrs wit no "engr cert" haf bin creating since d 80, Oga abeg go find seat sit down....Go pour ur fustration 4 another person head Agbaya! Set awon lamp grin
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 8:01am On Feb 22
[quote author=executive12 post=86854835]

Same in developed countries. It's not the job of Engineers to fix bulb.[/quote/
its jua a mere figure of speech 2 portray d fact dat most nigerian engrs re paper engrs
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 7:58am On Feb 22
Microwhy:

Keep shut young man..
Don't just comment if you don't have any good thing to say..
You must be a very dull person for thinking that Nigeria engineers are just paper engineers.
I represent one and I know what I m saying..
So u tel 1reasonable tin ur dunbass hav bin able 2 create or invent ode!!!
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 6:58am On Feb 22
Dbeautyy:


That reminds me of Gbenga Elect during my days on campus. He can't even change a lamp-holder, yet he can cram Fourier series in Engineering math like tomorrow no go come.
Most engineering student will prefer to do their Industrial Training in bank where they will be well paid to doing it in an organization where they will be well trained. Anyways, I won't blame them some of them need the money to settle their final session bills in school.
U're nt far frm d truth bro
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai And Kia Develop World’s First ICT Connected Shift System (photos) by mayklef(m): 6:02am On Feb 22
Meanwhile a 1st klas graduate of mechanical engr cannot fix ordinary bulb in diz part of d world.....Na so so formulas dy der head

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Crime / Re: Gang War: Ewet Technical College Shut Down, DPO Injured, 34 Students Suspended by mayklef(m): 6:01am On Feb 22
Ndi IPOB..... cultism na der heritage n culture
Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Student Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper In Lagos by mayklef(m): 7:59pm On Feb 21
SSam01:


In my church children's department there is a notorious 5yrs old boy that has been kissing all the girls....he approches them and ask for their name and the next is a kissing session, we don report taya
Mad oooo

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Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Student Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper In Lagos by mayklef(m): 6:45pm On Feb 21
If a 6yrs old knows how to woe a 5yrs old gal, wat canb more surprising in this fuvkedup society we're livin in?
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Nasir El-rufai In School Uniform by mayklef(m): 11:19pm On Feb 19
Onlyonebuhari:


Greedy fellow!
So u think the Southerners that allow the north to finish their 8 years are full? They only keep the amaanah as entrenched by Islam. Forget Nigeria if northerners meddle in 2023 affairs. After southern oil survive Nigeria the most.
Religion or regional sentiments aside, Elrufai is d man 4 d job n u know dat 4 sure, u jus choose to b blindfolded bro
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Nasir El-rufai In School Uniform by mayklef(m): 10:26pm On Feb 19
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