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HAminat:
Hmmmmmn

The man from Daura. Buhari.

Irrespective of what she had done, you gat no right to slap her, very wrong for you to put your hands on a woman. Please, don’t try it again. You are a man. Call her quickly, act fast now before you loose her if you still love her.... apologize for putting your hands on her & talk to her about temperament to prevent future re-occurrence. Once again, apologize for hitting her, & promise it won’t happen again. Kindly stick to that promise. The best way to handle such next time is to walk away, which you finally did. You can do that next time without hitting her.

Speechless

Nigeria police and bribery!!! It is well.

They turned their victim into a manure, pls, waste them ASAP and turn them to same.

The rest is just the story for the gods. Rip Floyd.

Look at his fat tommy. Damn idiot has now become fucking notorious. Shame on you coward. Since you have now been extradited to USA, one thing that I know it’s very certain is this; over there, you will be treated like a terrorist which means it’s not certain you will come out alive and if you did come out eventually after spending donkey years behind bars, your life can never remain the same again... because the fathers & mothers, sons and daughters, husbands and wives, tall & short, black and white, grand fathers and grand mothers. Midgets and lilliputs, living or dead, that you have defrauded have longly been raining curses on you, which you are now harvesting. Almost 2 million victims!! Ah!!! Hushpuppi! You are doomed.

Capital punishment has got to be imposed on all corrupt leaders in this country, that is the only way out to curb corruption.

Women are not like the devil, but they are the real devil. If you say they can’t get you or try such with you, it means they are not yet ready for you. When they are, you go fear fear o. The best way to overpower them is to act like a fool before them, so as to progress. If you use force, your life will be stagnated & this is just an example.

You really made me laugh cos you don’t know shit about women. They are not like the devil, but they are the real devil. If you say they can’t get you or try such with you, it means they are not yet ready for you. When they are, you go fear fear o. The best way to overpower them is to act like a fool before them, so as to progress. If you use force, your life will be stagnated.

Juliusmomoh:
No woman can ever mess up with me like that...

Gruesome!!!

So why hasn’t abba kyari made the list?

I am still laughing..... u have just made my day.

Dobson43:






That they both had sex when they were both drunk can actually land him in hot water. A smart lawyer can turn the matter on its head.

As it stands, the lady has scores she wants to settle with the man and she is willing to go any length to tarnish his image.

I have advised my fellow men to draft an agreement before engaging in fuckery.


...*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*
Due to the current and numerous allegations made by women, which include rape and many other sexual misconduct towards women, there is now an agreement to be signed before any poking "*action*".
Please print a Copy which can be used in the Court of Law .

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*......
I, __________________________, the undersigned Female Partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:-
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love SEX and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
*SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS* ___ *DAY OF* _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :=-...
PS: Not taking anything for granted...erryting is now strictly bizniz...

Go for the child if you wanna die, you have 3 kids with a wife already, so what’s your stress? Sooner or later your child will locate you na, ah! I tire for you people o. If she charm you now and you begin to drool, you’ Come to nairaland asking for help. Wake up from your slumber o.

When the head is bad what do you get from the body? The lance copral had spoken. Baba daura should sack all service chiefs & reform the military.

When the head is bad, this is what you get.

Tell that to diane.

We are not even sure whether you are or were a cult.... while we are still contemplating on that, you have just proven to be a rapist again. Ah! Your story is becoming worrisome.

Extremely graphic!

This is truly end times.

Rip! But never hesitate to haunt them to death.

The money has become a shit na, shit happens, don’t spend shit.

Hoping she’s isn’t dead yet. ( faith, believe)

BalogunIdowu:
Rescue the dead?
May Allah continue to protect us. Ameen

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! This is serious. Nigeria is finished.

Extradited to USA!!! Ah!!! This guy don finish.

Too late mr, prepare to join up soon, cos your days of flamboyance is gone. USA correctional facility or Kirikiri? Pick one.

I love the part where you say only a fool will open an account with them. E go better for you.

NwaNimo1:
They should return the money with interest!

Thieves......only a fool will open an account with them

Robbers.....

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So, is the tread finally killed with grammatical arguments and insults hurlings at one another? Sighed!

Please, if you have read this epistle, kindly summarize it.