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 Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Attacks Pastor Oladiyun Over Tithes Payment by MayorJake(m): 5:46pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
Honestly, I like Freeze for this. Sometimes, I do look at y'all confused Christians. You keep claiming to be walking in the light of the new testament, yet you do the things of the old testament. Then you still come out to claim "old things have passed away". Does it make sense? And y'all that know nothing come out to talk against Freeze. Una mumu never do? 1 Like |
| Literature / Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by MayorJake(m): 8:36am On Dec 18, 2018 |
kokakola:temmyjake@gmail.com |
| Celebrities / Re: Banks Music: Reekado Banks Floats His Own Record Label After Leaving Don Jazzy by MayorJake(m): 7:47pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
ProsidentBuhari: You that you've sold your own destiny to nobody and you are still roaming the streets nko? |
| Crime / Re: Newborn Baby Dumped At Mile 3 Market Port Harcourt (Photos) by MayorJake(m): 6:47pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
SweetBuns:When next you want to talk, ask yourself "is what I want to say reasonable?" |
| Romance / Re: Ladies, Will You Marry A Guy Earning N60,000 Monthly Salary? by MayorJake(m): 1:18am On Aug 01, 2018 |
Igbokiller: You don jonze 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature / We Plateau Much (A Poem Dedicated To The Killings In Plateau) by MayorJake(m): 7:38am On Jun 28, 2018 |
WE PLATEAU MUCH Somewhere in Niger area... There are stories to tell; half and full, from the things we see temporarily and the things we can't see ordinarily. Stories that make eagles sing. Dysphoria! We Plateau much. Oh! Our boys play to fight. They hate to love too. Did I tell you they hate growth? Eeew! One of the many things they loathe. We brought them here to put off their light. We Plateau much. Oh! Our girls fight to play. They walk to swim too. Did I tell you they love flood? Eeew! They love it when it comes with blood. We gave them guts! What can the gods say? We Plateau much. Oh! Our women part to meet. They pull to push too. Did I tell you they have this selfish desire? Eeew! This desire that make our homes go haywire. We feed them our deads: bones and meat. We Plateau much. Oh! Our men are here and there to taunt. They will throw stones and sticks too. Did I tell you they will gather? Eeew! They will gather, but not together. We've allowed them. Our men have Jos gun to hunt. We Plateau much. —TEMIDAYO O. JACOB (Mayor Jake) 1 Like |
| Religion / Re: Is It Good For Married People To Watch Porn? by MayorJake(m): 2:38pm On Mar 25, 2018 |
Lmao |
| Poems For Review / Re: This Is What Poetry Is All About. by MayorJake(m): 5:36am On Dec 28, 2017 |
bkool7: Wow... I'm really feeling this. 1 Like |
| Poems For Review / Re: This Is What Poetry Is All About. by MayorJake(m): 5:50pm On Dec 27, 2017 |
Dear NairaLanders, the above poem is what poetry means to me. If you are a poet, and you have another meaning of poetry, you can kindly put it down too. Let's learn. Thank you 1 Like |
| Poems For Review / This Is What Poetry Is All About. by MayorJake(m): 5:44pm On Dec 27, 2017 |
POETRY Poetry is that one spirit telling a madman to cross a busy road with his eyes closed. Poetry is that one thread hiding below the root of the big Iroko tree refusing it to retire. Poetry is that one button pinned to the center of this big universe that builds phlegm on my lips. Poetry is that one sole that holds the leathers of my heart together even when it gets crushed. Poetry is that one curtain I draw open in my ears to hear the black owl make warnings of the dangers ahead. Poetry is that one eyed ant that speaks to me in big proverbs and parables which Icannot comprehend. Poetry is that one man that burns my lightness with black and red candles as my hairs grasp darkness. ©MAYOR JAKE (26TH DEC, 2017) 4 Likes
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| Literature / This Is What Poetry Means. by MayorJake(m): 5:39pm On Dec 27, 2017 |
POETRY Poetry is that one spirit telling a madman to cross a busy road with his eyes closed. Poetry is that one thread hiding below the root of the big Iroko tree refusing it to retire. Poetry is that one button pinned to the center of this big universe that builds phlegm on my lips. Poetry is that one sole that holds the leathers of my heart together even when it gets crushed. Poetry is that one curtain I draw open in my ears to hear the black owl make warnings of the dangers ahead. Poetry is that one eyed ant that speaks to me in big proverbs and parables which I cannot comprehend. Poetry is that one man that burns my lightness with black and red candles as my hairs grasp darkness. ©MAYOR JAKE (26TH DEC, 2017) |
| Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MayorJake(m): 8:45am On Dec 23, 2017 |
Whenever I pea cup my phone I always get billy kiss sending dawn messages into my heard. |
| Family / Re: 133-Year-Old Woman Who Lives On Top Of Olumo Rock (Photos) by MayorJake(m): 8:27am On Dec 23, 2017 |
iSlayer: After you go say your village people dey follow you... |
| Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Pictured With His Son And Twins by MayorJake(m): 11:08pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
Twins good if money dey ooo |
| Celebrities / Re: Tboss Releases New Photos,Comes For Haters In Appreciation Post To Ubi Franklin by MayorJake(m): 6:06pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
 skuki123: skuki123: skuki123: Na so them take dey enter there |
| Literature / Poetry Centre by MayorJake(m): 6:09am On Dec 20, 2017 |
This is a place where you can share your beautiful poems for other poets to identify your strengths and weaknesses for you. This is to develop your writing ability in a way that would make readers want to keep reading from you. Thank you and keep posting |
| Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Undergoes Cosmetic Surgery, Says She Has Been Ashamed Of Her Body by MayorJake(m): 5:46am On Dec 20, 2017 |
Amagite: This is very bad of her |
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