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| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ilemichael(m): 10:23pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
I also want to be a star too but the closest i've been to being on a screen was when I had a video call on IMO! 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 1:22pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
We were at the mall to get some beverages, my son and I. He returned the brand I chose and said "Dad I choose to stay at my PEAK nothing will ever bring ME_LOW" 3 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Godwin999(m): 7:26pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
Wow! |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 7:31pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
kunlesehan:"Son, whayasay? Ya DANO!" 3 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:47am On Dec 22, 2017 |
Yesterday, I got bitten by a bear, the pain was unBEARable. 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:36am On Dec 23, 2017 |
My girlfriend is always yelling at me, she says I never give her quality time.....so I got her a Rolex. 2 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:14am On Dec 23, 2017 |
if time is money, bankers should be in prison. 2 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MayorJake(m): 8:45am On Dec 23, 2017 |
Whenever I pea cup my phone I always get billy kiss sending dawn messages into my heard. |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 7:40pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
My kids are wondering why gifts and celebrations are low this year. I had to tell them nothing comes easy these days, even SANTA comes with a CLAUSE My SANTA-MENTAL kids wouldn't hear any of it. That FATHER XMAS isn't going to GRACE them with his PRESENTS this year? No No No 5 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 7:44pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
I read on front-page today that DJ Cuppy danced with a dwarf. Dance they can but to CUPPYLATE? NOOO, that would be a TALL order. . Lol 8 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:30pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
On front-page today I read that Omotola has recovered her missing gadget. I had a good laugh when I read the comments cos the whole story sounded PHONEY to many. Let her be peeps, lying is not her CALLING . Lol 4 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:58am On Dec 25, 2017 |
Daughter - I'm feeling sick Mom - Awwn!!...place this in your mouth, let me check how high your temperature is. Daughter - Geez!!..don't tell me you carry this about in your pocket. Mom - Yes dear, that's why it is called a therMOMeter. |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:14am On Dec 25, 2017 |
This discussion occurred between two cats.. Cat 1 - Let's go steal some cookies...what do you say bro? Cat 2 - Nah bro!...am not in for that. Cat 1 - C'mon man, don't be a PUSSY Cat 2 - Are u kidding me bro?!...count MEOWt! 4 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Outofsync(m): 3:47pm On Dec 31, 2017 |
My mother and I were arguing about me getting a degree. It was a really Heated conversation 7 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 2:03am On Jan 02, 2018 |
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| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:28am On Jan 02, 2018 |
Mr john is a suspect to the murder of kate, he says he is not guilty..... The Carpenter was an eye witness so he hit the nail on the head |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Skylard101(m): 3:01pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
When you get lost in the forest all you need is a PATHFINDER 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:07pm On Jan 05, 2018 |
I needed a pet
I love cats
So i got a cat
Now my cat has torn all my documents into shreds
What a CATastrophe!!! 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:13pm On Jan 06, 2018 |
Burnavick: . You must be CATholic for remaining PAWsitive, many would have CATapulted it from the rooftop for the sad MEOWments and bad FELINEs. I love cats too but PURRfect ones. 4 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 1:36am On Jan 07, 2018 |
Chemists are great problem solvers because they have all the solutions. 4 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:48pm On Jan 09, 2018 |
The cobler is very nice... He mends people's souls. |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:52pm On Jan 09, 2018 |
I told her her food was tasteless, and she felt inSALTed 1 Like |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 7:48pm On Jan 15, 2018 |
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| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:13pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
Conjunctivitis.com is a site for sore eyes. 2 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 1:36am On Jan 19, 2018 |
Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 5 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 3:59pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
Epic 6 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:38pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
They both use pink purses... I guess they have a PURSEnal relationship |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 2:58am On Jan 28, 2018 |
Q: Which days are strong? Ans: Saturday & Sunday. The rest are weekdays. 6 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:53pm On Feb 02, 2018 |
When I went to China, I met SumYungHo who works in a brothel. 3 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:13pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. it was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And everything Crashed. 6 Likes |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by IAmAmbrose(m): 12:20pm On Feb 17, 2018 |
I waited all day long buh she did not CUM because she ain't 50 shades of grey |
| Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by IAmAmbrose(m): 8:57pm On Feb 21, 2018 |
She fell in love with an Electrician ... Her family members were all shocked 5 Likes |
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