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LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 3:27pm On Mar 29, 2013
Br3nd4: them shoot ur leghuh
shocked gringringrin
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by MayorSchwags(m): 11:20am On Mar 28, 2013
brokoto: in other words, are you a learnerhuh
hohoho,nw acee wer ur headedgrin. Dude,we al are. We dnt stop learning. Amait jst be a bigga 1 dan uwink. Wey Ishiluving nacheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Graduate Recruitment Nigeria – 2013 by MayorSchwags(m): 10:49am On Mar 28, 2013
fenx wordthots,got it
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by MayorSchwags(m): 10:59pm On Mar 27, 2013
brokoto: are you just coming? undecided
dnt tnk so,are u tryna say iv misd it? undecided
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by MayorSchwags(m): 9:07pm On Mar 27, 2013
brokoto: So no kpekusing for this one? undecided

Na wa o. Anyway...
ud get an alert on ya 3310 asunas derz kpekusinggrin. Guys and kpekusing shagrin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Graduate Recruitment Nigeria – 2013 by MayorSchwags(m): 12:53pm On Mar 27, 2013
wordthots,i c yugrin. This is mine: tobisoaga1@yahoo.co.uk. Tenx
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 8:11pm On Mar 25, 2013
AnodaIT: *watching with one eye , while sharpening my machete*
U better think of one way to go to heaven
no wahala,use machete. grin *laffin in calabar while i look at ma shotgun*grin
amaboutu shoot d bedevil outa sum1 angry
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 7:44pm On Mar 25, 2013
Br3nd4: *hands him one BOTTLE of alomo*

Dude needs to chill.. wink cheesy
*gulps alomo* cool *sighs* ayamu loooving dis. Br3nd4,i can only tnk of 1 way2 tenk u wink
btw,ur sexier wt d alomowink
RomanceRe: Funny And Suprising Things Girls Like About Guys by MayorSchwags(m): 4:17pm On Mar 25, 2013
dvdon: This is her best pix I feel.
and au wudya descryb her nu pix? bestest ehundecided
Singing# i say ds na temptatioon* wch kan lead 2 confuusion* i c yu dearestsewagringringringringringrin
*clears throat* so, missblanche,wana tango?wink
FamilyRe: Punishments You Served While Growing Up When You Do Wrong by MayorSchwags(m): 4:01pm On Mar 25, 2013
^^^dnt dull Obogringrin der shud b koboko in evry corner of ma housegrin
but seriously,d cycle doznt av2 continu
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 3:57pm On Mar 25, 2013
Br3nd4: welcome...

Maishot and his assistant aint here to do the inductions so i'l handle it
*moves closer*
Babe im gonna give u just 4 shots of specimen A + u have to slosh it..

Having done that, ure welcome to the club..

*takes one shot of alomo*
wetin ds alomo go cause ehn,i jus pray make e no pass Jesus power ocheesy
RomanceRe: d by MayorSchwags(m): 3:50pm On Mar 25, 2013
[quote author=Mr knowitall.]that is way too much love...unless you are like 16-19 then i can understand...[/quote]undecidedi kinda disagree wt u. Obvious uv nt bn in luv
RomanceRe: d by MayorSchwags(m): 12:38pm On Mar 25, 2013
cryexact sitautn am in. Until i searchd masef deep dwn and noticed twas probably her beauty i was obsessed wif even wen shes not half as caring as i am2 her. All i did was2 stop calling. Nw she whines. Attymz,d best way 2 get attentn is2 stop givin it. Hope ds helps,even tho am also relieved by sharing it.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by MayorSchwags(m): 11:40pm On Mar 24, 2013
sexkillz: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
utu dey laff. U cud infekt odas wiv datgringringringrin
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 9:32pm On Mar 24, 2013
maishot: I'm no longer a sinner.














I belong whole-HEARTEDLY-to Jesus! cheesy
i cant laff,lets wait n seetongue.
I mis mazi tori alrdy o
FamilyRe: Punishments You Served While Growing Up When You Do Wrong by MayorSchwags(m):
[quote author=Lady George ]Too bad u remind me of wen i wanted to become a super girl, i climbed untop of an old house roof just to go and pick a ball and the roof top opened cos of my weight and i fell inside the house i had to remain there cos there was no way out until the old man that had the keys of the house comes back. The whipping i received that day from my Dad and Mum made me run away from the house for 2 weeks i kept roaming the streets of PH that was on the 23rd of August, 1997 i will never forget this day i still have the scares on me till now.[/quote]epicgrin
i rmemba bn flogged wt koboko for bed wetting. Koboko always reset me to default.
RomanceRe: Funny And Suprising Things Girls Like About Guys by MayorSchwags(m): 6:31pm On Mar 24, 2013
dvdon: I said it 4 a girl 2 desire all this in one man, she must be ug-lee.
dependz on ur definition of ug-lee. Me like wat me see,tho i dnt av RickRossBeardgrin
FamilyRe: Why Are Nigerians Obsess With Marriage Sef? by MayorSchwags(m): 9:02pm On Mar 21, 2013
hmm,i c ayaf missd alot cool. @lord reed,wats important is stayin in marriage,andats d point ada has made.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 7:43pm On Mar 20, 2013
lipsrsealed shocked grin
RomanceRe: Funny And Suprising Things Girls Like About Guys by MayorSchwags(m): 11:29am On Mar 19, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Is that a piracy tutorial undecided[/color]
im on mobile. Quote gone bad.it messd up i guess. Awoz aktuali bewildered by ur post. U and ya gurl una b clowngrin
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 11:04am On Mar 19, 2013
maishot: Ssssiiiirrrrrrrrrr!

Ahhhh, ITbomb sir..,?! angry

Ha, u and I know well that as a bartender,
he virtually drinks the Alomo special to stipend.


Chains won't do the trick sir.
Even if we expound all our Arsenal @ our disposal.
But..,

I think Princesa is his medicine..,
She knows how to aggravate him! wink

#Moves closer, and wispers#

Let's put them together in the same room for a night.
I can bet my Left leg..,











We'll enjoy the result. cheesy
grin 9months course. but y Princesa na?cheesy abeg leav her o
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by MayorSchwags(m): 9:35pm On Mar 18, 2013
Ishilove: No vex, I dey work on am. Tori neva even reach middle sef. Abeg, bear with me. smiley
. Nice work ma'am. Nor ledem rush u jare,u can av al d tym in d world. or notgrin
Forum GamesRe: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by MayorSchwags(m): 9:03pm On Mar 18, 2013
yummy grin
RomanceRe: Funny And Suprising Things Girls Like About Guys by MayorSchwags(m):
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RomanceRe: Funny And Suprising Things Girls Like About Guys by MayorSchwags(m): 7:54pm On Mar 18, 2013
...a guy dat can dance and can help out in d kitchengrin lazy babes
Forum GamesRe: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by MayorSchwags(m): 10:27am On Mar 17, 2013
rex
Forum GamesRe: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by MayorSchwags(m): 3:04pm On Mar 16, 2013
yank
Forum GamesRe: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by MayorSchwags(m):
Eccentric
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 9:00am On Mar 16, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]^ ^gringrin you don mad finish I swear![/quote]secondedgrin
FamilyRe: Why Are Nigerians Obsess With Marriage Sef? by MayorSchwags(m):
jidegirl12: Adanma Nne my wife... haven't I told you to start PMing yourselves to avoid jolosious supervicious peeps like jidegirl12?


Good night!
now dats beragrin
i recal reassurin him se anobe em rival o,ask him. Ds dude here's jus avn fun(atlst 4nwwink)
its startn2 seem lyk ur wunmi's (noticed uv xcluded d prefixundecided) female version. Funny babegrin
FamilyRe: Why Are Nigerians Obsess With Marriage Sef? by MayorSchwags(m): 9:19pm On Mar 15, 2013
adabeke12: the road to my career is a long one. Nd yes enjoying being single in a positive way.
I.e traveling, girl night out, sleep over,wilding out in a positive way etc.
Oh yes nah my cookin must be out if this world I hope to own a restaurant in the future smiley
ur kitchen wud b situated in Mars! Out of ds world. Mind yu,fud wey too swt dey cut tonguegrin. Is der a positiv side 2 wilding out?cheesy

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