Mazi_Omenuko:
^ ^ Lewd

No, its virtuous sir :-/







RIP Sir Achebe

maishot:

Korect!!!
Oya lady Iya ayi, you have some SERIOUS catching up to do.

#Sees the scared look on her face#

'Oh, relax pls, its just a simple induction process..,
nothing to worry about'.

#talking loudly to the bartenders,'guys, pls send a keg of "Specimen-A" to the induction room, will you?',
Thanks#

what is specimen A?

AVWENAGHA:



what is specimen A?

You dey feign innocence abi?


Specimen-A.
"A" for Alomo na.


I know say u go school brov.
But..,

The ur question and the spelling of ur name,
has got me thinking..,

iya ayi:

Ha!! Abeg una o!

Trust me baby.
Its better I do the induction cos I'm a perfect gentleman

I can't begin to tell u what number of sores and 'injuries' other inductees
have suffered in the hands of some "inducters" like ITbomb, Brokoto, AVWENAGHA et al.

Trust me.
U can only come out safe with me or ocee31.
(Even oga Mazi na die!)

So baby..,





Let's go there!

No story frm oga mazi again, or if u start wit d ppa story, ur oga @ d top might cum up wit anoda 1? Pls am waitin 4 d story, datz all...........

A vigil is sounding right behind my house....and I'm here...with jergens. Chai!!!

this is the best story i have read in recent times. you reALLY DID A wonderfull job. it was educating, enlightening, hillarious and suspense filled. nice work. more graese to your elbows. thank you more making my boss give me querry for not meeting my deadline of a story i had to summit for publication whilr reading yours . *laughs*

^ ^ just refer your oga to this thread, he will understand.

Thank me later

PT 3 takin tym to begin

koolpal: PT 3 takin tym to begin

what is specimen a na

Mazi_Omenuko:

I knew it!!! Damn!!! Can I employ you to be my special editor? Please!!!
The pay is N0.00 per minute but you will love it.

Thanks for pointing that out, I really wasn't interested in school politics, else I should have known better.

Awww.. how nice to meet a great writer! he aacepts correction when corrected! thats it.

Mazi_Omenuko:

I knew it!!! Damn!!! Can I employ you to be my special editor? Please!!!
The pay is N0.00 per minute but you will love it.

Thanks for pointing that out, I really wasn't interested in school politics, else I should have known better.

Awww.. how nice to meet a great writer! he aacepts correction when corrected! thats it.
Umm, by the way jst got a wind of the thread! i'm so so fascinated with the story & the way you [Mazi] presented it..jst like a pro! you did almost justice to issues you had no knowledge about, though there were lapses here & there i.e the V.C contender coming down to become a registra! but all in all you did great, i adore your work, cheers!

ihesiulo a:

Awww.. how nice to meet a great writer! he aacepts correction when corrected! thats it.

Thanks for the complement.

koolpal: PT 3 takin tym to begin

A little more patience, and we'll get there.

sanandreas: what is specimen a na

The officials decided to use Alomo as the official drink of this association; they termed it specimen A.
They will be here any moment from now for an official explanation.

(^_^)

Crystalkunt: (^_^)

Hope the crystal-kunt- has strong shock-absorbers!

I'm no longer a sinner.














I belong whole-HEARTEDLY-to Jesus!

maishot: I'm no longer a sinner.














I belong whole-HEARTEDLY-to Jesus!

read ur sigi..

maishot: I'm no longer a sinner.














I belong whole-HEARTEDLY-to Jesus!

i cant laff,lets wait n see.
I mis mazi tori alrdy o

*Silently walks in...sprays holy water in the house...whistles Holy Ghost Fire theme....then runs out*

maishot: I'm no longer a sinner.














I belong whole-HEARTEDLY-to Jesus!

Me too at least for today Palm sunday

adamsumale: *Silently walks in...sprays holy water in the house...whistles Holy Ghost Fire theme....then runs out*

firere

Ur type naim dy lyk sit-dwn 4 back seat evn 4 cls...Since u enter ds hall na sos so bak seat u dy lyk evn wen na u b 2nd 2 come..

AVWENAGHA: Since we ve few guest here make i go seat down for back da wait for mazi update

Am a learner here,buh av read frm the begining to the end,i need a teacher

Jewelydia: Am a learner here,buh av read frm the begining to the end,i need a teacher

welcome...

Maishot and his assistant aint here to do the inductions so i'l handle it
*moves closer*
Babe im gonna give u just 4 shots of specimen A + u have to slosh it..

Having done that, ure welcome to the club..

*takes one shot of alomo*

Br3nd4: welcome...

Maishot and his assistant aint here to do the inductions so i'l handle it
*moves closer*
Babe im gonna give u just 4 shots of specimen A + u have to slosh it..

Having done that, ure welcome to the club..

*takes one shot of alomo*

wetin ds alomo go cause ehn,i jus pray make e no pass Jesus power o

MayorSchwags: wetin ds alomo go cause ehn,i jus pray make e no pass Jesus power o

*hands him one BOTTLE of alomo*

Dude needs to chill..

Br3nd4: welcome...

Maishot and his assistant aint here to do the inductions so i'l handle it
*moves closer*
Babe im gonna give u just 4 shots of specimen A + u have to slosh it..

Having done that, ure welcome to the club..

*takes one shot of alomo*

Just like that?
This woman-to-woman something will not work here
It is illegal in Nigeria
.
Oya come back for full induction, I'm here with all the materials
Specimen A (basic)
Latex (Best quality)
Lubricant (oil base)
and others

Br3nd4: *hands him one BOTTLE of alomo*

Dude needs to chill..

*gulps alomo* *sighs* ayamu loooving dis. Br3nd4,i can only tnk of 1 way2 tenk u
btw,ur sexier wt d alomo

MayorSchwags:
*gulps alomo* *sighs* ayamu loooving dis. Br3nd4,i can only tnk of 1 way2 tenk u
btw,ur sexier wt d alomo

*watching with one eye , while sharpening my machete*
U better think of one way to go to heaven

AnodaIT:
*watching with one eye , while sharpening my machete*
U better think of one way to go to heaven

no wahala,use machete. *laffin in calabar while i look at ma shotgun*
amaboutu shoot d bedevil outa sum1

*watching from afar*

Br3nd4: *watching from afar*

Just keep off , I wouldn't like to see ur soft succulent skin stained with malaria infected blood that will splash when I find my aim