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RomanceRe: Signs To Show You Love Your Partner Too Much by MayorSchwags(m): 10:05am On Apr 11, 2013
christygenius: My dear, I think we're on d same boat.. But i wonder why its rare to see pple who have d same measure of love to share be in a relationship.... Its like dis is a form of punishment. Its really crazy
. i tnk ds wud only serve2 make 1 a bera person, nw dat its obvious feelns can MOST LIKELY not be equal
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Heritage Bank Aptitude Test On April 13, 2013 by MayorSchwags(m): 8:05am On Apr 10, 2013
toyibhabib: Same venue, same time bro
me too o, batch 7 4pm. any infos frm past partakers?
RomanceRe: 15 Tips On Talking To Women And Attracting Them by MayorSchwags(m): 12:23pm On Apr 06, 2013
grin
Nche95: lol.. What is laid?
dude, u seriously dnt knw undecided grin
RomanceRe: 15 Tips On Talking To Women And Attracting Them by MayorSchwags(m): 1:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
Nche95: I'm highly intro-verted. I can't even say 'hi' to a girl.. I think i'm destined not to get married.
d most important is bn urself,approach evry gurl lyk shes a guy:dat u can b free around. Summon d courage or jus dare yasef2 walk up2 her and say hi wt a smile. It works,as most ladiz lyk bold guys. Dnt cram no 15 shit,ud be screwed. grin
Contrarily, rtnshps r usuali headaches brugrin its over rated. Nw dat ur single,i envy u: no worries. Sumtn telz me u only nd 2 get laidgrin
RomanceRe: 15 Tips On Talking To Women And Attracting Them by MayorSchwags(m): 10:49am On Apr 04, 2013
miketonic: Well I don't have problem with talking to female cuz am a good looking guy.. Lol female chase after me
see cheap advert oundecided
RomanceRe: 15 Tips On Talking To Women And Attracting Them by MayorSchwags(m): 9:50am On Apr 04, 2013
studying womenhuh

PoliticsRe: Naija Police Are Shameless (pix) by MayorSchwags(m): 9:37am On Apr 04, 2013
Mobsync: NPF cheesy
u be baddogrin
PoliticsRe: Naija Police Are Shameless (pix) by MayorSchwags(m):
here's his elder broda Al gore grin. Talk abt ^^half assed and half witted

RomanceRe: Signs To Show You Love Your Partner Too Much by MayorSchwags(m): 11:38pm On Apr 03, 2013
christygenius: @ Op, its like u know exactly wat am going thru right now, infact all d signs u listed re wat am exhibiting.... It got an extent that i'll just delete his numbers and pix frm my phone to enable me reduce d amt of love i ve for him but its not working. And anytime he calls, i'll restore d number. I've even thought many atimes to just call him and end d relationship, bt each time i hear his voice, i'll just melt inside and forget everyting i want to say or d hurt am passing thru. I think am going crazy for dis guy, i just love him so much. May God help me oooo
i wud neva av tot sum1 els feels d exact same way im feeling. Ts lyk uv bn spying on me. Typical! Walahi,d shit hurts,i telya. Sum tyms i tnk its karma, Cos i knw a few ladiz iv trtd almst dsame way al cosof ds same babe
RomanceRe: Wrong Reasons To Get Married. by MayorSchwags(m): 10:42am On Apr 03, 2013
[quote author=eebay]one of the reason we marry should be marrying because of REAL LOVE![b]

Adont blv just love is enof rzn 2 even get married. Most tyms wer blinded by luv,and only realise wen its faded
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by MayorSchwags(m): 9:01am On Apr 01, 2013
Vickii Ro: Na backyard my neighbour go pass enter house after dis match....Dat means we're gonna kick asssss......at least we're playing 11/11 instead of d normal 12/11......Only d sharp guys will catch my drift....Up Blues!!!!!!!
lol,no Webb. U rock!grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 1st April 2013 by MayorSchwags(m): 8:56am On Apr 01, 2013
Suljosh: As a CHELSEA fans I want MAN UTD to Win! Benitez doesn't give a phuk about chelsea making Top4! All he cares about is winning trophy and boost his CV because he knows at the end of the season he will be out of his misery. Phuk the fat spanish burger
u got it wong bru!undecided hez duin his best 2me,he jus doznt read games wel nof. Mou wud do d trick,wen hes finaly herecheesy
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by MayorSchwags(m): 8:33am On Apr 01, 2013
Ishilove: You're welcome.
api Easter babe. I was initialli skeptical bout todays post proli saying "Chilo slept wt Fola,caught HIV and died" April Fools thingygrin...touched when i learnt u had2 update at night thoundecided
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by MayorSchwags(m): 8:23am On Apr 01, 2013
undecidedgringringringringrin
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by MayorSchwags(m): 8:12am On Apr 01, 2013
Ah! Here u are. Tenx4 d upda8grin
Ishilove: smiley

Lemme have some of the igbo-loaded guguru grin
4 quicker upda8sgringringrin
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Training 2013: Any info? by MayorSchwags(m): 10:22pm On Mar 31, 2013
lippypearl: Hello,pls I got a message frm KPMG dat av been invited to write their aptitude test on 5th of April 2013.Did any1 get d message too.
same here o,time2 make fwends wt Gmatgrin
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 11:58am On Mar 30, 2013
ITbomb: Me too I have been observing 'her' masculine comments.
You know , one needs to be careful not when after paying for suya , ice cream and all that . When e reach time to 'do' you are confronted with a pair of testicles instead of some red plump cl¡t.
tot Avwenagha was a guy ogringringringringrin
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 11:53am On Mar 30, 2013
huh
AVWENAGHA: lol,am a female o,and u
shocked
RomanceRe: What Are The Responsibilities Of A Boyfriend Or Fiance? by MayorSchwags(m): 10:49pm On Mar 29, 2013
Note- Forming is allowed. grin[/quote]i see
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 10:27pm On Mar 29, 2013
AVWENAGHA: make i open am for u?
lol,no way. Leav d yam legs closedgrin
RomanceRe: What Are The Responsibilities Of A Boyfriend Or Fiance? by MayorSchwags(m): 9:20pm On Mar 29, 2013
iyaff do biko. Let call a truce here,shall we undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Graduate Recruitment Nigeria – 2013 by MayorSchwags(m): 8:46pm On Mar 29, 2013
kcpumpin: Its good of U to have tried it this early and noticed. I encountered similar problem earlier and I encouraged fellow candidates to try the practice questions too for early verification of Systems' compatibilities.

However,
What responce did it give U?
What kinda system are u using?
Is it mini-sized computer?
And what Operating System is it too?
I believe the issue may be that your system is not compatible for the test. U may need to try another with Win7, normal size.
tenx kc,ama do just dat. Myns an Acer,win7...
LiteratureRe: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MayorSchwags(m): 8:42pm On Mar 29, 2013
AVWENAGHA: who
u and ya 'female' leggrin
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by MayorSchwags(m): 8:36pm On Mar 29, 2013
Ishilove: I will update tomorrow. No vex smiley
no wahala, i tanda dey wait u wink
RomanceRe: What Are The Responsibilities Of A Boyfriend Or Fiance? by MayorSchwags(m): 7:04pm On Mar 29, 2013
[quote author=Volumptuos_bebe]I think both should call equally. But then again it depends if for example one is working and the other is not[/quote]dnt fink calling can eva be equal, same with affection. iv neva seen a balanced one, or shud i say iv neva been in one.
RomanceRe: What Are The Responsibilities Of A Boyfriend Or Fiance? by MayorSchwags(m): 6:59pm On Mar 29, 2013
[quote author=Volumptuos_bebe]Be affectionate and she will the return the favor.
Be loyal and faithful to her.
Express your genuine feelings to her.
Be a good listener.
Have your say when it comes to disagreements. Many girls do not like 'yes' men and the ones that do only take advantage of you. So stand your ground (not being very aggressive about it) and she will respect you.
Honest communication with one another.
Be supportive of her. There will be times in the relationship when things aren't always peachy so be understanding when you need to be.[/quote]nice. who duyu thnk shud call more? undecided btw, ds ya curve na die o grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Graduate Recruitment Nigeria – 2013 by MayorSchwags(m): 6:24pm On Mar 29, 2013
the practice page isnt loading on ma computer. dnt knw why. tnkn of using another pc. any1 encounter same? huh
RomanceRe: What Are The Responsibilities Of A Boyfriend Or Fiance? by MayorSchwags(m): 6:12pm On Mar 29, 2013
grin guys don suffer walahi grin grin grin grin grin
LiteratureRe: Iyawo Nylon Bag by MayorSchwags(m): 3:28pm On Mar 29, 2013
brokoto: she's still in the matchbox house with the banker. lipsrsealed
shocked i no dey oogrin

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