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[quote author=P.U.S.H]Money is Good. Adenuga fresh![/quote]ECO 101 (INTRODUCTION TO SHARING FORMULA)

I. ADENUGA gave Eagles 1 million Dollars and Keshi 200,000 Dollars.

II. DANGOTE gave Eagles 130 million Naira.

III. OTEDOLLAR didn't give Eagles because he had given Super Farouk dollar.

NOTE: Almighty Farouk, Frk = (Kuje Prison ± Otedollar ) subsidy scam

Using the above data provided, answer the following questions:

1. Calculate the amount each of the players would get.

2. Find the probability that they would redeem their pledges.

Take P = 0 < x <0.1

3. What would be the percentage of NFF big belly officials?

4. If Federal Govt should decide that the money should be paid to the players through their respective Governors or Governor's
Forum, using the Flood Money sharing formula, calculate the probability that the money would get to the players.

Take, Flood formula = {flood money - EFCC} {Greed ± nothing for real flood victims}

5. What is the probability that Keshi would send Osaze recharge card from the money?

6. Using the almighty Zoning formula, calculate the rate of depletion, if the money is kept for safety under the care of an average Nigerian politician.

Time allowed: 2 hours.

GOOD LUCK!

ECO 101 (INTRODUCTION TO SHARING FORMULA)

I. ADENUGA gave Eagles 1 million Dollars and Keshi 200,000 Dollars.

II. DANGOTE gave Eagles 130 million Naira.

III. OTEDOLLAR didn't give Eagles because he had given Super Farouk dollar.

NOTE: Almighty Farouk, Frk = (Kuje Prison ± Otedollar ) subsidy scam

Using the above data provided, answer the following questions:

1. Calculate the amount each of the players would get.

2. Find the probability that they would redeem their pledges.

Take P = 0 < x <0.1

3. What would be the percentage of NFF big belly officials?

4. If Federal Govt should decide that the money should be paid to the players through their respective Governors or Governor's
Forum, using the Flood Money sharing formula, calculate the probability that the money would get to the players.

Take, Flood formula = {flood money - EFCC} {Greed ± nothing for real flood victims}

5. What is the probability that Keshi would send Osaze recharge card from the money?

6. Using the almighty Zoning formula, calculate the rate of depletion, if the money is kept for safety under the care of an average Nigerian politician.

Time allowed: 2 hours.

GOOD LUCK!

I wish APC the best!Chieftains of the party should bury their personal interests for the good of our developing country and common Nigerians.The burial date of Poverty Distribution Party PDP will be fixed soon

gbola h: Can u pls post the link for people to be able to view the write up.

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I am only bringing out the areas which I cconsider which I consider pertiinent from the hard copy of the book.

We were supposed to do in SA in 96,Abacha did not allow.Here we are in SA doing it in style!

If Victor Moses had been home that day in 2002.

If he hadn't been out playing the beautiful game...He would have been dead along with his parents today.

Killed by his fellow countrymen, we would have lost him to the inaccurate statistics of those we have lost to bombings & riots in Nigeria.

Today he is alive & all of us, maybe including those who killed his parents or sponsored the 2002 riots, are celebrating his brilliant performance on the field.

We have won the AFCON cup today, let us dedicate the cup to peace in our nation & to all those we have lost through violence, riots & bombings; including the Father & Mother of Victor Moses. May the souls of all the departed, rest in peace!

We were supposed to do in SA in 96,Abacha did not allow.Here we are in SA doing it in style!

ochukoccna: Yobo leave the cup make others carry am nah!

Yobo has refused to release the trophy, glue dey bros hand, he's waited for this moment..

Yobo has refused to release the trophy, glue dey bros hand, he's waited for this moment..

Wait a minute who exactly advised South African President, Jacob Zuma to wear that oversize suit !

Congratulations GEJ!!!
2015 re-elect is sure but to Otuoke ni ooo!

I am overjoyed at the stunning victory of the Super Eagles which has seen Nigeria emerge as the champions of the African Cup of Nations, 2013. Well done Patriots, you have done Nigeria proud. 2013 is obviously the year of Nigeria. We have emerged as a beacon of hope on the African continent by proving to Africa and the world that a strong Nigerian team put together and trained by a Nigerian coach can stand the test of time and successfully rise to the challenge of a most formidable opponent. The Nigerian spirit stands strong and steady as we march to the destination of greatness. I doff my fedora hat to this great squad that has brought laughter and happiness to our homes. Nigerians are grateful. We thank God. We thank you. GEJ

http://www.facebook.com/jonathangoodluck

I am overjoyed at the stunning victory of the Super Eagles which has seen Nigeria emerge as the champions of the African Cup of Nations, 2013. Well done Patriots, you have done Nigeria proud. 2013 is obviously the year of Nigeria. We have emerged as a beacon of hope on the African continent by proving to Africa and the world that a strong Nigerian team put together and trained by a Nigerian coach can stand the test of time and successfully rise to the challenge of a most formidable opponent. The Nigerian spirit stands strong and steady as we march to the destination of greatness. I doff my fedora hat to this great squad that has brought laughter and happiness to our homes. Nigerians are grateful. We thank God. We thank you. GEJ

https://www.facebook.com/jonathangoodluck/posts/515860321797680

Prayer warriors

Boll2010: Omeruo na my man of the match every pat of d defense I gez our league as rily improve

Guy no expose your your ignorance,na Chelsea the guy dey but dey don loan to another club for Belgium or Holland

Tactically, Omeruo and Oshaniwa on yellow cards isn't good news!

Naija and funny acts mehn... EE TI RI NKANKAN!!!

I just got to the half way mark of Mallam Nasir El-Rufai 600-page 'epistle' to the people of Nigeria. Very interesting I must say.........oro po ninu iwe kobo. But jokes aside, one thing that struck me is that so far, I haven't for once come across the name of Mr Femi Fani-Kayode. You need not to be a PDP member to know the 'influential' figures during OBJ regime, from Mallam's book. I often hear FFK boasting that he was part of OBJ 'kitchen cabinet'. Does that mean that Bros Femi, wasn't has influential as he likes to make others believe? Or did Mallam intentionally leave his name out? Or is it a suggestion that there is no love lost between these two gentlemen? Anyway,I keep on reading

and just in case you don't know, the monthly 'security vote' of the Minister for the Federal Capital Territory is N600million 'only'. And according to the Mallam, the security vote is used to facilitate the work of the SSS agents and pay off 'informants' - commercial sex workers, bartenders, hotel receptionists and the like.

Operation Demolish Illegal Church and Mosque Buildings

Elrufai: ' Please be informe that the FCTA will be demolishing illegal Churches and Mosques

Religious Leaders: 'wht do you mean by 'illegal church or mosque'?'

Elrufai: ' illegal means not FCT agency gave the occupant the land, nobody granted approval to build. These two omissions makes the building 'illegal''

Religious Leaders: 'But these are God's building'

Elrufai: ' No, they are not! Anyone can make a claim on His behalf. God put me in charge to make the city work for everyone- that there should be rules and orderliness. So please do not mention God as a justification for violating rules and regulations..........Go and tell your members to remove these buildings within four weeks or we will remove them without further notice!

Faith Scams

"Most of these illegal Churches were not put up by orthodox demominations. We found no Catholic, Anglican, Baptist or Methodist churches operated in this fashion, but rather it is the new generation of 'Pentecostal' churches that in many opinions of Nigerians are 'faith scams'; basically business enterprise selling salvation on this earth without paying taxes, that were very prevalent in perpetrating illegalities. Many ofthe affected churches 'prayed' that el-Rufai will lose his job, el-Rufai will go down, el-Rufai will die in Jesus name. I was there for nearly four years and we removed all of them'

Leadership 101 According to Mallam El-rufai
"When someone is in a leadership position, the scarcest commodity available is hearing the truth, so when someone is confident or bold enough to speak the truth, that person is the one I treasured, and would engage and encourage"

#Operation Clean Abuja
".........but what happens when a huge residential mansion is built a very important man - Dr Ahmadu Ali, Chairman of the ruling party- satbut the building sat on a main water supply line. The risk of that building settling and blocking the water supply to the whole of Asokoro district was real. Is it really sensible to wait and take a one in twenty-five chance that a blockage in water happens in the next 25years, just because a very important man illegally built a house there?"

Life As A Minister
" There are lots of memo for everything and anything, and unless one puts in the hours and figures out a management system, the likelihood of remaning deskbound, achieving very little, approving travel and petty cash advances becomes very high.......a Minister can easily pass four years doing nothing more than going to banquets and dinners in the evening and sitting all day for 7 days at the desk approving thousands of expenditure of N50,000 ( $350)"

ElRufai Faces Job Interview Panel (Members, OBJ, Atiku & Audu Ogbeh)

Audu Ogbeh : 'How much time will you need to turn Abuja into Singapore if you are appointed FCT Minister?'

Elrufai: 'Singapore took 30years to happen but I think if we have two years in Abuja, we can begin to make a difference'

OBJ: 'Well you know that for you to do that, you will have to demolish many buildings. Would you be able to do that?'

Elrufai: 'Mr President, that question is for you'

OBJ: 'I said will you be able to do that?'

Elrufai: 'Most of the buildings are owned by retired generals. They will run to you when the restoration starts. Would you be able to stand the pressure?'

OBJ: 'What about customs officers and politicians?'

Elrufai: 'Yes there are some of those too, but most of the problems will come from your colleagues, retired generals'

OBJ: (talking to Audu Ogbeh) ' You see, he is mad. He has started abusing me already. Well, as long as you treat the retired generals like you do the customs officers and politicians, I will back you up'

#Atiku (retired customs officer) #Audu Ogbeh ( Politician) OBJ (retired army genera)

#Okonjo-Iweala falls out with Charles Soludo, quits Economic Team!
"Look, are you telling me to do all this work and just hand it over to Ngozi to summarise into four or five sound bites and nobody knows all those that did the work? It is easy for you to support this Nasir. You are the Minister for FCT, and doing all these demolitions. Everyone knows you in Nigeria. Oby, it is easy for you, you are in charge of due process, no contract gets awarded unless you sign it off - you are Madam Due Process. Ngozi is the finance minister, does she have to be the sole public face of all these economic reforms? Why can't be acknowledged and publicly recognised? What does that take from Ngozi or any of you. Must t here be only one voice for the team?" - Charles Soludo (Economic Adviser)

For now he (Nuhu Ribadu) has gone his own way politically by running for the president without carrying us (Elrufai, Oby &Ngozi) along and joining the Jonathan administration in a role that may have adverse effect on his public image. On reflection, these decisions are consistent with Nuhu' character though, that in a way dining with the devil if necessary in this way is justifiable - to got power, no matter the cost and when one geta te power it could then be used to fix things"

#SenatorialScreening #HouseOfSenathieves " You know there are 109 senators, if you give us N54million that will be N1million for each of 54 senators. On the urging of the president (Obasanjo) and the VP (Atiku) both Jonathan zwingina and I will vote for you, so you don't have to give us anything" - Sen. Ibrahim Mantu, former Deputy Senate President

"In 2003 and thereafter, Aliko Dangote became very prominent in government circles, because, on the sugegestion of Late Waziri Mohammed, Aliko Dangote financed Obasanjo 2003 re-election, nearly single handedly without any strings attached to it. He did it because his friend Waziri said Obasajo needed help and that was all it took.

........apparently, Obasanjo never met Nuhu Ribadu before he was appointed EFCC Chairman. Nuhu Ribadu was allegedly nominated by Kanu Agabi......what an 'accident'. Meaning a James Ibori nominee could have ended up in the position.

"You (el-Rufai) have been very helpful to me. You know why th Inspector General of Police (Tafa Balogun) was against my appointment (as EfCC Chairman)? Because he is corrupt. He is very corrupt person and he is scared that if I am in this job, I will go after his corruptio and money laundering activities. I was not planning to do so, but now I am going after him. I am going to put in jail in the next two years" - Nuhu Ribadu

#Obasanjo Removes Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala as Head of Economic Management Team! "Nasir, look, she (NOI) can't do what she has been doing, acting as if there is no Finance Minister. We all agreed that chairing the economic team will be for a short period. What she has been doing is not fair to the finance minister (Nnenadi Usman). She should have handled it better. They work well together as Minister of state and that is why i thought was a good idea to elevate Nenadi. Why can't they work out a way to work togethe. Why is Ngozi behaving as if she is both the minister of international finance anc foreign affairs" - Obasanjo

"..........that Ericsson had offered some financial contribution to Atiku ($3million) for the ruling party (PDP) as party war-chest for the 2003 elections......." - Former US Ambassador to UN and very close friend of President Obasanjo


".......but I (Obasanjo) am lucky, God gave me not-so-clever face. People think I am stupid. So you can't look at me and know what is going on in my brain. But in your own case, you do not have that luck. You know what I do, I behave like a bushman. See what that as done to me. I am here but people far smarter than me are out there. There's nothing you can do to your face but you can reduce your enemies by avoiding the problem of being too clever" - Obasanjo advising Mallam El-Rufai


"I (Obasanjo) do not like you (El-Rufai). You seem to have no respect for elders, you argue too much, you think you know everything. But there's a job I want you to do for me in my second term and I think you are the only one who can do it. I have struggled inside to find someone, but, much as I dislike you, I think you are the only one who can do it" - Obasanjo

I just learnt something new whilst reading Mallam El-Rufai's book. Do you know that in any country, any foreign airline that earns more revenue than the host country pays a fraction of its 'excess revenue' to its host country. In 1999 alone, Nigeria earned $35million from Lufthansa, KLM and British Airways, and these monies are NEVER declared to the Ministry of Finance. So for doing absolute nothing, Ministry of Aviation officials collect money from foreign airlines, and just spend it, without any form of accountability. Chei! Anyway God dey!

1.So who is Senator Nnamdi Eriobuna? Apparently Sen. Eriobuna demanded for $5million 'kickback' from the Bureau of Public Enterprise (BPE) to facilitate the passage of the Power Sector Reform Bill in 2003.

2."In the end, a couple of years after I left BPE, the company (African Petroleum) was re-nationalised, and the govt directed BPE to refund Sadiq Petroleum (suspected to be owned by Atiku) the original proceeds of sale. AP was then re-privatised a fews years after that, this time sold to Jimoh Ibrahim, someone alleged to be close Olusegun Obasanjo, and similar speculations began, except that this time it was Obasanjo that became the ' suspected owner'

3." Mike Adenuga had no intention of complying with transitional provisions regarding board reconstitution and job security to enable proper governance audit. He stormed the HQ of the company with a detachment of mobile policeman like a cowboy, and asked the company Managing Director, Mr Ojo, to vacate the office immediately and leave the building and also demanded that respected former head of state, General Yakubu Gowon should step down as Chairman of the board with prior knowledge of the board and approval of the National Privatisation Council"

4."Once the Attorney -General (Late Bola Ige) realised who (Mike Adenuga) was behind the scene pulling the strings and sending 'thank-you cash', his resolve to prosecute considerably weakened, contrary to the desire of the National Privatisation Council at large"

5."I just think it has gotten to the point, particularly over the last few years, that only the fool does not do it (corruption)"- Nasir el-Rufai

Sunday Mba scores on Sunday again!!!!!

T B Joshua don get yellow card

IYA NGBALI: The match is not excitement but my heart is cutting I am afraiding for the super eagles

Why now?Exciting not excitement.

hyelhira: Your response to @Jarus's comment shows that you lack basic reading comprehension - a skill usually acquired in primary school. Jarus has likened Odegbami to a veteran journalist. So what has HND got to do with it? Are you saying you are surprised a HND graduate knows how to write? Or are you saying that his writing is below par because he has HND? SMH

Before you display further ignorance out here, go back to your siblings and borrow their Macmillan or Oxford English textbooks. Reading stories about 'Ali and Simbi', 'Agbo and his friends', 'Wakama', 'Gandoki' etc and humbling yourself to receive instructions from the young ones may yet redeem you from your dismal and abysmal depth of ignorance.

Who is this predictable nit-wit? about to kill his/her brain goodbye.Where in my comment did I say it was Odegbami's HND that bestowed on him his superb writing skills or lack thereof according to your convoluted line of reasoning?

If you care to know,I only highlighted it for those who are ignorant of his pedigree.

Go get a copy of Mastering English and First Aid in English from toddlers in your neighbourhood for the purpose of grasping the basic tenets of deductive reasoning.