Why bother yourself when you can be backing her,knowing fully well she's your hoe

MrBrownJay1:
why the headache? you just know the babe, so forget about her deceitful self and move on with your life.

et voila!

See wetin poverty don deduce u to..SMH

[quite author=bettercreature post=74841200]Fuccked up family[/quote]

You've been looking like a drug addict since childhood��


[quite author=Berlyn1 post=74765278]Hey guys lets do our own 10yearschallenge here upload ur picture



Heres mine

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What have you been smoking?���

[quite author=Offpoint post=74644856]Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?




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The best sense you have made since this week�

[quite author=Opinionated post=73659732]The festive season is a jolly, hectic and very busy time of the year. It’s a time for families to get together, old friends to meet again and for the hearts to be as merry as possible. No matter the plans for this time of the year, you should not forget to be deliberate about the most important element of all, the money that would fuel the fun this season.

Planning financially for this festive season is planning unusual. Because it is just once a year, you would like to make it a memorable experience. Therefore you have to put in an effort to make that possible.

Here are 4 financial guides to help you plan your spending for this festive season so you can have less worries more fun this holiday season.

1. Be deliberate about giving

Christmas is not complete without giving. Most of the time, we do not deliberately take out time to plan and budget for gifting our friends, loved ones and colleagues from work, which in most cases are inevitable. We often plan for just our personal Christmas items and forget the

The best way to budget your money for gifts this season is to start with a list. Create a list of people you would like to give to this season and give room for extras. You could run into an old friend or a distant relative and you would want to leave them with something they would remember. When this is sorted,don’t overthink what you would get for individual persons, but rather, get a generic yet thoughtful gift anyone can use. This way you would save yourself a lot of stress and money.

2. Buy now

If you would like to buy anything for Christmas, it should be now. Apart from the fact that most of the items you would want for Christmas would still be available before the rush hour begins, you would also be able to take advantage of the discounts and sales that would be ongoing before the peak season when things might tend to go higher. The same applies to getting your travel tickets. If you would like to travel for the holiday, get your tickets sorted now before the prices go up.

3. Be cautious when purchasing online

If you would like to chill at home and buy your Christmas items and gifts online to save you the stress of trying to walk passed thousands of people at the mall and local stores, you should be very careful.

It is very important to be vigilant when visiting an online store or banking sites. When shopping online, ensure you use trusted online stores with secure web sites as cyber theft seem to be very high during the festive seasons.

4. Save for the New Year

To start the year on a good note, it’s important that you properly budget and spend your money wisely over December. While it’s tempting, you should not spend your entire salary over the festive season.

Remember you would need to take care of your well being and that of your family membersfor January before you get your first salary for the year. You would also needto take into consideration your loan repayment plan if you have an existingloan, so you do not over stretch yourself financially.

Finally, Christmas and New Year season is usually the most interesting season of the year with its down moments, and it does not have to be stressful if you follow the financial tips above.

Source: Financial Guide for the Festive Holiday Season

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madridguy:
Dear Pa OBJ,

Your letter is well received, and the highlighted points are well noted. We will get back at you soon.

Thanks for your time.

Sign by
Madrid.guy for President Buhari ( GCFR)

Remember he supported buhari thinking he would be better but now he has failed and its obvious that the blind can see that Jonathan's government is far better than buharis...don't shy away from the truth my dear friend

How did we get to this point? Who did we offend?why is the country being punished with leaders like this...Buhari has LBC(LOW BRAIN CAPACITY)

So na only this man service their play heads for years....that's why them dey smile like tortise wey lick dusting powder

mazimee:


As if you no paint your mouth with lip grose abi na Wetin una dey call am?

Olosho in the making

yarimo:
BUHARI
BUHARI
BUHARI
BUHARI
Infact if the constitution provide that, BUHARI can rules till 2900 I will still vote for president BUHARI the man of the people

Man of which people?

IME1:
Benz

EVERYONE'S dream car

There are two cars in the world

Benz and others

LionDeLeo:
Gradually, we shall get there whether enemies of the state like it or not.

Whoever is pained can take a walk to the lagoon, then take a leap.

Get where? You need to get out of shithole first before getting there!�

Amarabae:
We are tired of dis whole drama.

I blame buhari and APC for this!

The guy give her on coner

Perge:
The vehicle in question looks too cheep

Look at the plastic dashboard the protruding pedals and the awful looking brake lights. Innoson vehicles are cheap Chinese cloned jaloppies

That's why you are born poor and will die in poverty!

FreshBoss007:
too much make up... she's even got some on her blouse....


shithappens

Why is she doing this to herself? I blame PDP for her predicament

Pluviophile:
So he is saying it is a retaliatory act by the Fulani herdsmen
Is he trying to say he is aware it will happen or what?

Shithole man

helphelp:
See unity amongst traditional rulers..

Political leaders are just fools

I didnt see the baale of lagos island

Where is baale of lagos?

Where us baale of lagos

Oron has the highest number of mad people...Oron people like to take advantage of visitors and extort them,oron has the highest number of cultists,oron girls(major) are lesbians...Oron na juju town,don't ask me how!

valsolo001:
Proud oronian. ..oje oje oje badi akpakip oro! !!

gebest:
hahaha amaechi my man wailers are in soup today.

Amaechi your man...does he know you?Ewu kambia.

Xposer:
For a man in his position, every time counts. Nigerian billionaire and chairman of Heirs Holdings Ltd -Tony Elumelu pictured working in his private jet. The founder of Tony Elumelu Entrepreneurship Programme (TEEP) -was seen working on his $100 million flagship entrepreneurship programme with the mission to identify and grow thousands African entrepreneurs ...

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/busy-man-nigerian-billionaire-tony.html

Bros no vex oo...wher u dey snap dis man?..u bin dey dia wit am?

You all should stop hating..weda u lik am gud wed , no lik am d thin be say she dey enjoy herself,abi she beg anybody 2 help her carry d load? Abi na ur nigerian gvt pay her visa n ticket fee?...u dey call her ashawo lik say u no go lik hold her...ode

praxs:

Check ur mail, let me know when its delivered

Brotherly pls can I get dis soft copy..escodex@yahoo.com ll be glad 2 hv it..thanks

Sailors

ifyan:
I don't think it's up to this figure because it was sold at N250.00 to N253.00 today.

Check it from here http://www.nairausd.com/2015/12/exchange-rate-of-dollar-to-naira11th.html?m=1

Not everything you read on the Internet is true

Bros u not serious,u even hv d guts 2 say 250-253...how much was it traded last week?

Shame on ppl like u

Wike where are your PPE? Safety first

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wetin happen?

Missmossy, how do u change ur pant?


She changes her pants every six hours..she dey carry spare pant along even in church or bus!lol

searching4l0ve:
NIGERIAN GIRLS CAN ONLY GIVE YOU GREEN LIGHT WHEN YOU HAVE LOTS OF MONEY TO THROW AROUND NOT BY ALL THOSE EPISTLES YOU WROTE UP THERE. THEIR GREEN LIGHT IS FOR SALE TO GULLIBLE MEN WHO GUARANTEES HER STEADY FLOW OF MONEY WHILE SHE FLEECE HIM CONTINOUSLY IN THE NAME OF LOVE THEY ARE ALL THIEVES THAT SHOULD BE USED AND DUMPED LIKE TISSUE PAPER. SHOW ME A NIGERIAN GIRL THAT DOESN'T LOVE YOU FOR YOUR MONEY AND I WILL SHOW YOU A PREGNANT VIRGIN BUNCH OF HUNGRY POVERTY STRICKEN SMELLING BIITCHES


#team foreign girls

....my guy my guy...chai...na which babe maga u lik dis?hope u didn't sell ur inheritance taking care of her needs b4 she finally dumped you...Kontinu(in mama P's voice)

sissylucy:
Very creative...was it local materials he made it with??

No ooo!local material ke,its made of flesh n bones...