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Celebrities › Re: If You Were Mr. Ibu's Son Or Dauther. Wetin You For Do by mbulela: 7:27am On Jun 24, 2010
If i had Mr. Ibu as my father and Ibori as my uncle, i would probably be suffering from multiple personality disorder now.
He might be a hot mess (and as his son (which i am too old to be btw) i will try and sort out his wardrobe) but i will still work prouder than being the son of any House of rep/Senate member without exception
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by mbulela: 5:22am On Jun 24, 2010
chamotex:
Omo, market is not looking good o

Guys, how market for your side?
This market don catch fire!!!
I need to restock for the next round.
Need to off load all these waste pipes wey wan give me high blood pressure.
Politics › Re: House of Reps Show of Shame: Watch the Video! by mbulela: 4:25am On Jun 24, 2010
In our own case,our reps fight on the floor of the house,threaten each other with violence and charms and even in the face of overwhelming evidence non bothers to resign.
They attend the 'best schools' marry into the most 'noble' families yet conduct themselves like agberos.
No decorum, no priniciple, no ideology.
Apart from speak phony accents, what does Bankole stand for?
Apart from collecting millions in allowances, what views does David Mark represent as a politician?
We said the old guard was the problem,now the young ones like Bankole have joined but alas they only joined the gravy train.
We said non graduates and illiterates were ruining the country, now foreign trained boys like Bankole and professionals like Mamora and Ekweremadu are no different from the khaki boys and Adedibu.
My people, na wa o.
Travel › Re: Places Of Interest to visit In Lagos Pls by mbulela: 3:34am On Jun 24, 2010
As much as i respect the opinions on this thread, i have my worries.
Why bring children from overseas and take them to Silverbird and Shoprite?
Take them to the village to have a feel of rural live.
something different but refreshing from what they are used to.
Especially if they are pre-teens, kids are very adaptable.
all they just need is space to play in and their age mates.
If you are stuck in lagos for any reason, you can take them to badagry for obvious reasons and maybe the national museum, if it is still active.
No need for all that Silver bird and Shop rite trips.they will only end up comparing them to what they are used to overseas and of course they will fall short in the comparism.
Politics › Driver Throws Traffic Official Out Of Moving Vehicle by mbulela(op): 3:23am On Jun 24, 2010
By Dimeji Kayode-Adedeji


June 24, 2010 12:26AM

An official of the Ogun State Traffic Enforcement and Compliance Corps (TRACE), Tunde Osunbiyi was killed after he was thrown out of a moving vehicle while taking an alleged traffic offender to TRACE’s office.

The incident occurred at Ibafo area, along Lagos-Ibadan expressway, following the arrest of the truck driver by officials of the road safety authority over traffic violation. The deceased man was assigned to follow the arrested vehicle and the driver to the office to process his arrest. However, on their way to the office, the arrested driver and his assistant allegedly shoved Mr Osunbiyi out of the car while the vehicle was on top speed. The victim, according to findings, hit his head on the road and became unconscious. Eye witnesses at the scene carried him to a hospital, but he was confirmed dead on arrival.

As at the time of this report, the remains of the 28 year old victim had being deposited at the Ogun State University Teaching Hospital {OSUTH}, Sagamu. He is said to have left behind a wife and two children.

Suspect arrested

The director of Public Enlightenment for TRACE, Wole Shokunbi, confirmed the incident which he described as unfortunate. He said investigation into the matter was going on by the authority.

“It was true, and very unfortunate,” he said. “The driver of the truck was arrested for traffic offence, and he was being taken to office with the vehicle; with the official accompany him, while his other colleagues continue work at their beat. But he was thrown out from the moving vehicle on high speed.”

The official said efforts were going on as at the time of this report by the authorities to get in touch with the family of the deceased. The spokesman of the Ogun State Police Command, Muyiwa Adejobi, however said a suspect, identified as Funso Fapounda, had been arrested in connection with the incident. He said further investigations were ongoing into the incident
Sports › Re: World Cup Group D; Serbia V Australia [2 - 1] On June 23rd @ World Cup by mbulela: 8:55pm On Jun 23, 2010
why is this place so quiet?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by mbulela: 8:50pm On Jun 23, 2010
With Nigel De Jong and Gareth Barry, i wonder why City need to buy Yaya?
There seems to be more money than sense there.
With all there money they bought Jerome Boateng and he has been a permanent fixture on the bench of the Germans at this world cup.
Music/Radio › Re: Ex-Footballer Emmanuel Babayaro Returns With Music Video by mbulela: 10:35am On Jun 23, 2010
dude is hell bent on wasting the small millions Celestine saved.
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 10:31am On Jun 23, 2010
eldee:
As I said, Domenech is a silly doormat . . . here is what he said before it blew into sumn bigger

"It was not a confrontation," he told French television station TF1. "People cannot imagine the pressure. We are in a dressing room - the coach says something to a player who is already under pressure, he can react angrily, and with strong words.

"He did not react in the most suitable fashion, but it was just a guy sitting in his corner and muttering - that would not have mattered had it stayed there.

"What was important was that it made the front page of a newspaper, and that exposes the internal life of the squad. I sorted out the problem internally, and as far as I was concerned it was done and dusted.


The FFF only came in after the press reported it, that's when it became a national issue.
Left to Domenech, it was 'done and dusted' . . . but when the FFF came in, he started demanding an apology.
This is what got the players annoyed. . . it was a normal dressing room thing, till it leaked to the press, the FFF didn't even know till L'Equipe reported.

Oh, so you find that surprising too?? That's exactly what the players were annoyed at.
The Anelka incident was a dressing room incident, FFF officials don't come to the dressing room . . . Evra said sumone leaked it to the press, and Domenech said it was done and dusted, the only source was the press and that got them pissed.

'It(FFF) has made a decision (to send Anelka home) without consulting all the players, on the basis of the facts reported by the press.' - Evra
Domenech said: "The sanction is justified and I support the federation.

"Nobody should behave in such a way. High level sportsmen have to lead by example."


Domenech said on the French television show Telefoot on Sunday that "I gave him the chance to come and talk and to say sorry" but that "he didn't want to and that's why I went along" with the French soccer federation's decision to throw Anelka out.

Domenech added it was not "a personal problem between the coach and the player," but "a problem concerning the federation and the image of the French team."
Politics › Abdulmutallab: Judge Declines Nigeria’s Request by mbulela(op): 6:20am On Jun 23, 2010
By Paul Ohia with agency report, 06.23.2010

The judge overseeing federal charges against Christmas Day bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has rejected a request by the Nigerian government to have a formal presence in the case.

Detroit attorney Kayode Oladele, according to agency report, said in the motion filed yesterday, the Nigerian government wants to formally observe all proceedings and receive copies of all court filings "to ensure that the integrity of Nigeria is well protected."
US District Judge Nancy G. Edmunds denied the motion in an order issued after a brief hearing where she met with government prosecutors and lawyers appointed to represent Abdulmutallab. The judge called the request "moot" because records of the case already are open to the public, and Oladele later asked to withdraw the motion.

The request wasn't mentioned during the hearing where Abdulmutallab's court-appointed lawyers told the judge more time was needed to examine voluminous evidence against Abdulmutallab. No trial date was set, but the judge and lawyers agreed to meet again on Sept. 13 for another conference on the status of the case. Edmunds said she expects to set a trial date then.
A representative of the Nigerian government who attended the hearing yesterday never spoke in the court and declined to talk with a news reporter after the hearing.
Abdulmutallab, who is being held in the federal penitentiary in Milan, didn't attend the hearing.
Oladele had written in his court filing: "The government of Nigeria has a zero tolerance for terrorism and the government is committed to all the United Nations resolutions in the fight against terrorism. However, this case is a public interest case that involves unusually extensive and complex legal issues and , it is therefore in the overriding public interest that the government of Nigeria be permitted to enter an appearance to formally observe the proceedings for the purpose of ensuring that the defendant who is a citizen of Nigeria is accorded fair trial thereby protecting his rights to due process."

Attorneys representing Nigeria have attended earlier court hearings, but until now, have not attempted to participate.
"This matter comes before the Court on a nonparty motion seeking leave to enter an appearance to observe pretrial and trial proceedings," Edmunds wrote in her ruling. "The motion is DENIED as moot because: (1) the docketed pretrial and trial court proceedings in this matter are open proceedings; (2) the docket is a matter of public record and can be accessed by the public; and (3) the nonparty submitted a proposed order which requested to withdraw its motion."

The husband of Shama Chopra, a Canadian passenger on the flight Adbulmutallab is alleged to have tried to blow up, issued a statement questioning the motives behind the request by Nigeria's government. Raman Chopra of Toronto said he hopes the request was about the government wanting to "make a statement about their stand on the plight and the horrible experiences of the intended victims and what is Nigeria willing to do for them.

"Indeed the Nigerian government does not want to be seen as coming to the Defense of this alleged terrorist who tried to murder 289 people in a cold blood," Raman Chopra wrote. "If we feel that this action is some sort of judicial adventurism to hinder or delay the trial then we will ask the US government and Canada to put Nigeria back on the list of "countries of interest" along with the other countries until this trial is completed. We would strongly advise the lawyers for the Nigerian government to handle this issue of the trial and justice for the victims with great care. There is ONE defendant and there are 288 intended victims."
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Korea: 2 - 2 @ World Cup 2010, June 22 by mbulela: 6:10am On Jun 23, 2010
novaman:
I wish the guys at the NFF or NFA will be replaced by people like Kojo Williams who understands football as well as the business aspect of it, John Fashanu who is also a successful businessman and an Ex-Footballer; we DON'T need people with that have never handled business solely built from scratch into a multimillion dollar business but they must have shown serious commitments to the game. We need people who understands the language of money, who don't feel threatened by the figures in Naira or Dollars, but possess the ability to control them; we need men or (and) ladies that have handled businesses of their own that is way past $100Million; we need people in the quality of Danny Jordan CEO SA2010, we need men of character.
guy no dey make this kind comment for public forum o!!
How you go dey mention Fashanu as man of Character an successful business man?
Which character and which business has he been successful at?
He may be an ex footballer but that does not make him a good football administrator.
He wants to reap where he did not sow.
He refused to identify with our football and now wants to reap from the same football now that the harvest is ripe.
We need real men, yes but not hustlers like John Fashanu.
We need men that would face the mess our football is in, realistically.
Not name droppers like Fashanu.
We need change, yes.
but not change for the sake of it.
No more hustlers.
We have had enough of them ruining a game that brings happiness to both the rich and the poor.
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 6:01am On Jun 23, 2010
I hope you do not misconstrue my condemnation of Anelka et al to mean i am absolving the inept FFF and retarded Domenech.
FFF have acted worse than even NFF could dare to act.
What was the essence of appointing Blanc in January, then it leaked in February?
Bordeaux players knew Laurent was on his way, hence his authority in the team diminished instantly, an slowpoke like Domenech thenbecame a complete lame duck.

this drama will run and run and i am enjoying every bit of it in an otherwise bland world cup.
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 5:27am On Jun 23, 2010
eldee:
That's another problem . . . we don't know if they apologised or not.
You're acting on what the press said . . . stories get twisted to sell papers. Evra said the press got it all wrong, we can't know if he is telling the truth because the FFF, like you, got all their information from the same newspapers.
If no one apologised, Domenech wouldn't have gone to criticise the actions taken by the FFF.

In my opinion, if at all a player says sumn wrong and refuses to apologise, it is Domenech's job to recommend that the player be sent home, not the FFF.
The doormat didn't even know Anelka had been sent home till the training session . . .
last time i checked, Domenech said he was fully in support of the FFF action.
How can FFF take action based on the press?
FFF are on the ground themselves.
FFF say Anelka was asked to apologise and he refused.

http://www.teamtalk.com/news/2483/6220071/Domenech-backs-Anelka-expulsion
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/fifaworldcup/france/story/2010/06/20/sp-worldcup-france-anelka-domenech.html
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 1:00am On Jun 23, 2010
this man is a complete tool.
His mother must be ashamed at his stupidity.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDrq1SM9f_o
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 12:45am On Jun 23, 2010
eldee:
Rajevac apparently wanted to send Muntari home, but was dissuaded after a plea from captain Stephen Appiah.
The Ghanaian Football Association said he had been "accordingly reprimanded".
"We wish to state that Sulley Muntari reacted angrily and in a manner that was offensive to the team's code of conduct in the aftermath of Ghana's game against Australia," the GFA said in a statement.

"He was accordingly reprimanded for his behaviour with[b] the player explaining that his actions were borne out of his frustration by the team's inability to record a win.[/b]"
eldee:
^^^^^^^^^^^

You see what I was saying about initial reaction and the coach managing the team himself??

Here . . . the coach, not the FA wanted to send Muntari home, the captain reacted by pleading on his behalf.
It was already handled in-house, and the FA had to respect the manager's decision.

Evra probably pleaded on Anelka's behalf before the FFF bypassed Domenech and sent Anelka home based on newspaper evidence.
Even Domenech didn't like the FFF's interference, and the strike was just an initial reaction.
you have forced me back again.
using the Muntari case as an example.
I wish to make a few points;
Stephen Appiah apologised to the coach on behalf of Muntari and probably the entire team.
Muntari showed remorse afterwards (and i can even stretch it to say he apologised).
Evra did not apologise (that has not been a part of any of the accounts we have heard).
Anelka vehemently refused to apologise.
FFF did not act without Domenech's consent and the action was only taken after Anelka refused to apologise.
Domenech is on record saying he supports the action of FFF as he considers his position in the team untenable.
Music/Radio › Re: Ex-Footballer Emmanuel Babayaro Returns With Music Video by mbulela: 12:37am On Jun 23, 2010
chamotex:
w[/i]ank[i]y woulda sounded better actually
or W A N K for short.
Music/Radio › Re: Ex-Footballer Emmanuel Babayaro Returns With Music Video by mbulela: 7:14pm On Jun 22, 2010
ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
yeye dey smell,
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 6:04pm On Jun 22, 2010
i don tire for this discussion.
to each, his own.
enjoy the rest of the world cup.
Eagles, let's go there . . .
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 5:34pm On Jun 22, 2010
tkb417:
hehehehe

aunty Mbulela grin grin

hehe; no mind eldee

The lawyer in him is at work cheesy


eldee, ki lon sele jare

free my guy o. Mbulela is ma person abeg
i tire for the guy.
him just dey call me aunty, aunty all over the place.
Eldee na my man sha.
only say him just dey support rascality and irresponsibility.
FFF bad and dey inept, i gree.
but how that one come make Anelka and Evra support correct thing?
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 5:30pm On Jun 22, 2010
tkb417:
huh huh huh huh huh

edit your post; why shd a coach seek for permission from the federation b4 he takes actions

i didnt know Capello asked the English FA b4 he took Terrys armband

or did Terry sleep with Bridges babe in front of Capello?
or did the FA do any investigation to know if Capello acted in good faith

bro, the dude verbally abused the caoch and no one has said anything otherwise
I wonder why they are silent on the Anelka verbal assault?
Meanwhile, Domenech simply told him that he would get substituted immediately he finished the assault.
FFF sent him home after he refused to apaologise afterwards.
I wonder how many people edging Patrice et al on will do likewise to their bosses.
meanwhile some of our bosses are worse idiots than Domenech.
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 5:14pm On Jun 22, 2010
eldee:
Aunty, I didn't mean to insult you, I'm sorry if I did . . . but I don't get your point at all.

What I'm saying is that . . . bringing money into this situation is totally out of place, it has nothing to do with this.
There have always been influential players even before money came into football, and there have always been strikes.

The issue here is, were they wrong, maybe . . . but they shouldn't take all the blame, the FFF should take majority.
guy, i no be aunty o!
No one said they should take all the blame.
it is a documented fact that FFF has presided over this utter crap and Domenech should have been fired at least 2 years ago.
That does not in any way justify that silly strike.
You still have not answered the Anelka issue,because it was central to the strike.

I do not dispute the fact that their has been strikes since ages past.
my point is that this particular one was senseless and it is symptomatic of the spoilt tendencies of modern day footballers.Who are mostly nothing but spoilt brats.
Their sense of entitlement is not in any way directly proportional to their talent.
Sports › Re: Nairaland Fantasy World Cup by mbulela: 4:00pm On Jun 22, 2010
i hope i no make big mistake.
i thought of subbing Forlan considering the fear that Uruguay and Mexico will take it easy and share the spoils.
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 3:40pm On Jun 22, 2010
eldee:
Do you just skim through posts?? You were trying to teach me how to use English and I corrected you and you're still clutching straws.
Go check up the definition yourself and stop trying to forcefully assert that my use of words is wrong.

This is pure B.S . . . players have been going on strike since the 60s, sometimes over pay.
Players have been going on strike since 1909. . . it's not something that's just started.
Any small thing and you guys blame it on the money in football, players have been going on strike since the days they earned £20 per week.

And it's not a 'norm', if it were, we wouldn't be discussing it on every World Cup thread.

Now what has the strike solved?? Well, it has exposed the inefficiency of the French Football Federation.
And they are the ones that should get majority of the blame for still keeping Domenech there . . . and the way they let a press trial guide their actions.
You cannot see these simple things but you prefer to go around throwing words like 'malaise', 'norm' . . . abeg dust your football documentaries and get an informed view madam.
guy,
no need for the insults.
In no way is your view more informed that mine.
I hear your opinion but i am still not convinced that Anelka can be defended for his verbal volleys directed at Domenech (which is one of the factors the players' revolt, according to them).
These boys are spoilt brats and that silly revolt in support of Anelka  is wrong and does not solve the Domenech problem in any way.
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 11:31am On Jun 22, 2010
RuuDie:
Guy. . . . this will not be the first and last time that players will protest over anything. . . . u ask why they couldn't just endure for 1-week more huh I'm sure u knw that patience like every other thing about life runs out eventually - when it will, nobody knows! They have been putting up with Domenech's stupidity since 2004!!!

Even in Africa where respect for elders, leaders & authority is vehemently encouraged, there comes a point where certain things are not accepted from a leader/elder/authority!
Have you even bothered to ask yourself why all the players are totally in support of Anelka!? Not one single voice raised in dissent!
I don't think you know Domenech at all, you probably only just heard of him last week - he's been at loggerheads with French footballers since the very second he was made manager.


Watch and see; Domenech will leave, the bloody ignoramuses' in the FFF will leave too but the bulk of players in this current Les Bleus side will still be there in years to come - thats the power of a football player on show for you!
Your line of thought in the first highlighted bold phrase is extremely incorrect.
Kindly perish that thought.

it is stale news and i am sure someone as knowledgeable as you must have heard that Laurent Blanc signed a contract to take over the national team immediately after the world cup and that was made public weeks before the world cup began.
So i ask you again, in the light of the fact that the silly Domenech was leaving in a week (or two if they are lucky enough), what exactly was the purpose of that moronic and imbecilic act that Patrice Evra led?
Politics › Re: How Do You Feel When You Hear The National Anthem. by mbulela: 9:59am On Jun 22, 2010
completely indifferent.
Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by mbulela: 9:55am On Jun 22, 2010
Basics007:
Then i used to like Isioma Daniels until the bad boys declared fatwa on her for supposedly insultin Prophet Mohammed and she vamoosed into thin air like that.
ISI BABY IF U R READING THIS PLS COME BACK ALL IS FORGIVEN!
lai lai!!
you want the girl to come back and be Kaitarized.
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 9:52am On Jun 22, 2010
RuuDie:
Mbulela,

u can blame Anelka and the whole french squad of players all u want, but the underlying fact remains that Domenech had since lost the respect of the French players and nation as a whole. . . . the handwriting has always been on the wall and the FFF chose to ignore it.

Results were not coming good, performances were piss poor - Domenech never inspired, never instilled any form confidence in them; the french public never had any shred of belief in him, many might sympathise with him now, but it doesn't go beyond that.

How the French players have managed to live with such glaring tactical/technical & man management deficiencies to date, I cannot help but wonder. . . . . . It's a big shame on the French nation that such is happening at the biggest stage in football but it is best becuz there has to be DRASTIC changes, probably this is the only way it could be achieved!
Bros,
so the ineptitude and idiocy of Domenech is an acceptable reason for the verbal volleys Anelka unleashed on the man, right?
If they have managed to put up with the man this long, why not just endure for another week, since it is certain he was leaving?
What drastic change were they expecting?
What exactly were they intending on achieving with that imbecilic act?
force the man to quit on the spot?
push the frontiers of what is unacceptable and confirm the suspicion that they are spoilt brats? (my guess is that this is all they have proven).

I have said it before, these silly boys are not the first persons to have a silly man as boss and team leader and i am sure you will not act likewise and throw your toys out of the pram if faced with a similar situation in real life.
Patrice, hid your head in shame.You are a disgrace!!!!!!!!
Sports › Re: French Team Refuses To Train by mbulela: 6:43am On Jun 22, 2010
I'd like to meet Mr Anelka and give him a piece of my mind as a mother," said pensioner Mrs Domenech.

Chelsea star Anelka was booted out of the World Cup after launching a foul-mouthed tirade against coach Raymond Domenech in the 2-0 defeat to Mexico, a result which has left the 1998 champions teetering on the brink of elimination.

He was then expelled before the rest of the squad staged a one-day strike in sympathy and refused to train.

"It's distressing to be insulted like that, because he is not just the coach but he is also my son. It's a double insult to my son and to me as his mother," Mrs Domenech told RTL radio
Politics › Re: Analysing The Analysts And Their Analyses: A Look At Nigerian Columnists by mbulela: 5:39am On Jun 22, 2010
Kabikala:
My romance with Nigerian columnists

I first became fascinated with newspapers and newsmagazines in my secondary school days when I would stay glued to very old editions of Drum and Spear magazines which were subscribed to by my uncle who lived just next door to us. Daily newspapers such as Times, Sketch, Tribune and Concord were also a delight to read as I became educated on the various tendencies of the politicians of the second republic in their attempt to win the people’s votes. In the process, I succeeded in broadening my horizon compared to my peers as I got to know the meaning of words like “Lilliputian”, ever before reading Gulliver’s Travels. What attracted me to a write-up then was its ability to communicate in a simple and sensible manner to a young mind like mine, and to make interesting reading. (The same reason I loved Cyprian Ekwensi much more than Chinua Achebe). Of course, my experience was shaped considerably by the limited variety of newspapers I had access to as my parents were not literate or buoyant enough to subscribe to newspapers. I had to always rely on my uncle’s supplies, which though not diverse, was regular.
The first column that caught my fancy then was by a writer named Wakabout who wrote for Lagos Weekend, a tabloid that was published every weekend and is usually filled with news of marriage divorces with all the salacious details which usually appealed to less-serious minded folks. I always looked forward to each edition and was really pained when they stopped publishing. I also discovered Sam Akpabot, a professor at the University of Ibadan who maintained a weekly column with the Daily Sketch of which I was a faithful devotee then. His column was actually focused on sports and he made it a point of duty to predict the results of matches to be played by the Green Eagles, as the Super Eagles were called then. He always had very beautiful explanations as to why his predictions did not come to pass; which is more the rule than the exception. And the commonest excuse was that the coach failed to listen to his advice on team selection and technical approach. His fortune-telling skill appears to be rooted on a combination of clairvoyance and knowledge of soccer, though always difficult to know which one formed the more tangible basis for his predictions. In the Nigerian Tribune, I liked reading Tai Solarin’s State of the Nation, Ayekooto by Bisi Onabanjo as well as Periscope.
The first time I read Ndaeyo Uko’s column in the Daily Times, I was so mesmerized and awed by his ability to process humor and satire in beautiful prose. He remained one of my all-time favorite columnists. I felt a sense of loss when his column was no longer featured in the paper as I learnt he left the country abroad for greener pastures.
I had a thing for Doyin Osagie-Okojie’s column titled Lipstick in Vanguard and that was my first experience with a female columnist. Chris Okojie (Doyin’s husband) ran a column titled Outraged on the inside back page of Vanguard newspaper and found an interactive way to discuss sports using combative language; this also piqued my interest. I did not know what happened to both of them as they also seemed to have melted into thin air. Perhaps, they also relocated abroad for a better life. Like Chris Okojie, Ade Ojeikere who was running a similar sports column in ThisDay some years back is a writer I admire for his expressiveness and passion. He recently got back to doing the same for the Nation newspapers.
The late 80s and early 90s witnessed the booming of soft-sell magazines like Prime People, Vintage People, TopLife, Hints, Hearts, Sweetheart and the likes. The next generation of writers I fell in love with were some of the writers in these magazines. I then began to appreciate writers who could bring out interesting perspectives from entertainment, fashion and life generally. Toni Kan who was writing for Hints then thrilled me to no end, but I also admired the writings of Helon Habila, Goke Jaiyesimi and Kayode Ajala. I first came across Reuben Abati through his column in Hints magazine then and he was also one of the writers I admire a lot. May Ellen Ezekiel’s MEE and You column in Classique magazine also thrilled me immensely, and to a lesser extent, RMD’s Adlib column. Among the group of celebrity journals like Fame, Global Excellence, Treasure, City People and Climax (what a name!), I grew to like the writings of Femi Akintunde Johnson (FAJ Live), Mayor Akinpelu, Dele Momodu (Pendulum) and Funke Egbemode.
The period of tyranny under the successive regimes of Buhari, Babangida and Abacha created a lot of psychological challenges for a young person like me seeing oppression face-to-face and being powerless to deal with them. I found succor in columnists who took on the government on behalf of the rest of us. I therefore started becoming less fascinated by style, and became more enamored by substance and abiding principles. It then became difficult for me to enjoy beautiful prose white-washing government’s tyrannical actions or worse still, avoiding having to address them. My search for crusaders drifted my focus to writers who squared it up with government by criticizing unpopular policies and actions of government officials. I was told of the quintessential style of Dele Giwa but could not appreciate him before he was killed as I was only a teenager by then. With the repeated assault on my psyche as a citizen by successive Nigerian governments through various oppressive actions, I gradually began to define my favorite columnists along three streams: those with substance and style, those with substance and less style, and those with style and little substance, a categorization I still use till the present moment.
The first group which represents those I can not do without include writers mainly from the Guardian newspaper stable such as Okey Ndibe (now in The Sun), Sonala Olumhense, Paul Nwabuikwu (before he joined government and disappeared from the radar), Peter Claver Oparah, Luke Onyeakakah, and Levi Obijiofor. Back page columnists in The Nation such as Idowu Akinlotan and Marijata as well as in ThisDay such as Eni-B and Yusuph Olaniyonu also appealed to me. As far as I am concerned, ThisDay’s Simon Kolawole is one of the greatest writers in Nigeria. With his brilliance and unique style, he could, using simple prose, passionately drive home a point. I quite appreciate the humanity in him and would never forget some of his forgivable temperamental outbursts when he described Anyim Pius Anyim as a “mass of protoplasm”, paraphrasing Chuba Okadigbo. Godwin Agbroko was another great columnist I cherished. I always loved Femi Osofisan’s articles the few times he manages to put one up. I liked Joe Igbokwe except on occasions when he was unable to shed his partisan inclination which always beclouds his perspectives on certain matters. Ishaq Moddibbo Kawu of New Nigerian is a grade one writer in my reckoning, and Mohammed Haruna less so.
In more recent times, online writers like Michael Egbejumi-David and Pius Adesanmi also thrilled me with their unique styles. I marveled at the latter’s description of Bode George’s trial as the “Gelefication of corruption”. Such wordsmiths! Mobolaji Aluko, another online writer, does not pretend to be a style-driven columnist, but I enjoy his analytical approach all the same. Aliyu Tilde also strikes a good cord with me. I also rate The Perceptor column in SaharaReporters very highly.
The second group included writers that are generally acknowledged as fine columnists but I have failed to appreciate, try as I might. It included writers like Adebayo Williams who used to write for Newswatch magazine and Edwin Madunagu who still maintains a weekly column with the Guardian. Ijeoma Nwagwuwu who tries to discuss economics on the back page of ThisDay also belongs in this group as is Odia Ofeimun. I am sure there are many more like these writers whose articles I must have come across at one time or the other (like the Newswatch trio) but they just could not strike a chord with me. Perhaps I am a lazy reader. Brilliant writers they apparently must be as acknowledged by others, I just couldn't understand them. Even with extraordinary efforts to digest their writings, I failed to be enticed by their over-intelligent analysis. I guess my IQ just couldn’t cope. These folks struck me by their ability to take government to task on their various policies and actions, or propounding new ideas, but I just could not process and synthesize their writings.
The third category is actually a burgeoning group as I keep adding more columnists from the first group to this group based on my observations that their motives were not always altruistic. I regard them as excellent writers whose writings must be enjoyed, but would not take a chance with assuming that these columnists actually believe all that they preach about. For example, I moved Segun Adeniyi into this category immediately he became Yar’Adua’s mouthpiece and I now tended to look at his past criticism of government actions as a strategy to get attention. I think the right word is Opportunism. Azubuike of the Punch is, in my reckoning, firmly ensconced in this group. Reuben Abati and Dele Momodu script beautiful articles, but I just have found it rather difficult to trust them. They are still hovering on the fringes as I am yet to decide whether they belong here or in the first group and I am actually bidding my time on them. Chidi Amuta of ThisDay relocated here a few weeks back when his devotion to IBB could no longer be disguised. Good writer he is, in my reckoning, but shallow on principles. There is another small category under this group and it includes writers who appeal to me with their peculiar styles but do not address political and governance issues primarily; Onoshe Nwabuikwu (Airtime in ThisDay and later in The Punch newspaper) and the Dear Bunmi problem-solving columnist in The Vanguard.
I will end this piece by going a little off-course. There was this guy in the newspaper industry that I really loved (only God knows where he is presently). Albert Ohams, though not a columnist, was a talented cartoonist with an unbeatable sense of humor. I will never forget one of his cartoons where he depicted an accused person in court being defended by a lawyer. I will try to recount the piece as best as I can.
The lawyer, while pleading his client’s case grabbed him and said,
“My Lord, it is totally unfathomable that this short and tiny man could be accused of defiling this 6 feet tall and very huge woman. Look at his stature, look at his height, even look at his organ, tiny and miniscule”, (the lawyer said, grabbing the man’s focal places).
The accused man whispered to the lawyer,
“Oga Lawyer, softly softly touch my thing o. If the thing wake up penren, we go lose this case o!”
that was a lengthy sermon but i am glad that i read it.
You sure have come a long way and i can see that our paths crossed along the way.
Those were the days.
Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by mbulela: 5:28am On Jun 22, 2010
Jarus:
Things have changed between then and now, and today, I go like this:

1, DARE OLATUNJI, THE NATION: I make down payment for my vendor for The Nation of Monday-Friday everyweek for no reason than their famed commentariat. I only read teh back page and I have hill of The Nation in my sitting room. Segun Olatunji, who writes on Tuesdays, leads the pack. The guy is not only a wordsmith, he has a great grasp of events. He is a veteran, having been in the business of column writing since early 80's. He is a grandmaster.

2, SEGUN GBADEGESIN, THE NATION:: He writes on Fridays in The Nation. The professor of philosophy is also a grandmaster. Anytime he does satire, it is unputdownable. Opalaba is his usual character when he adopts the style. He used to be a Prof of Philosophy in Ife before moving to USA for further teaching.

3, MOHAMMED HARUNA, THE NATION, DAILY TRUST: Mohammed Haruna, who writes on Wednesdays in The Nation & Daily Trust, is the most controversial columnist in Nigeria today. If every other commentator goes this way, he goes teh other way. I may disagree with him in so many issues, I respect his independent-mindedness. He doesn't hide his opinion even if he is the only one holding it in Nigeria.

4, TUNDE FAGBENLE, THE PUNCH: I have been following him for over a decade. He stopped writing and went to contest Osun Central Senatorial seat under NCP in 2003. He returned to writing a couple of years ago. Tunde is also good with words, and has a good grasp of history. He is a radical.

5, REUBEN ABATI, GUARDIAN Abati is easily the most popular columnist in Nigeria today, but I don't know why I'm no big fan of his. Maybe because of the Abuja landgate.The only thing I enjoy in his writings are the humours.
Surajmy brother, as unstable as water.
Forever mesmerised by these Senior Special Advisers on Media Matters, in waiting.
Bros, shine your eyes o. wink
Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by mbulela: 5:26am On Jun 22, 2010
kobikwelu:
its not about trust, or his/her personal life,

its about the persons' writing skills and his followership




by the way, has reuben abati FINALLY MARRIEDhuh?
that dude is in his 40s and is still a bachelor
embarassed embarassed embarassed
how do you make such loose comments?
Dude, get your facts right.
Dr. Abati has been maried for over a decade.
I hope you are not mistaking him for Odia Ofiemun?
Celebrities › Re: Gospel Artiste Rejects Multi-million Naira Liquor Deal by mbulela: 5:14am On Jun 22, 2010
puff puff has turned to buns o!

the last time i clicked a source on NL similar to the one in the post above, my laptop was wreacked by virus.
I refuse to click this one.
People must begin to question the stories they read online.
you just can't believe everything you see here and take leave of your senses.
I do not want villify the poster but it is obvious that this story does not make sense at all.
two questions remain unanswered:
Why would a liquor company seek a relatively unknown tv star that already professes to be a born again christian to advertise their product?
secondly, they sought her through FB?What crass professionalism is that?

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