₦airaland Forum

Berlyn:
lmao this is funny

Babe easy ooo!!! Make your teeth no go scatter

Wingback:
Still wondering the kind of misfortune that will make me to finger a Kenyan.






Yuck.

L-O-L





Bruh, you wicked ooo!!!

bbmpin:
am trying so hard to laugh!!!!


naaaaa didnt work #childish

Bruh, I guess that's because you didn't open the thread with your sense of humor or rather still maybe it got stolen from you when you're being careless or probably because you ain't using it the way you should do





You really need to go see a doctor soon before things get out of hand

jagugu88li:
Anyway, I'm a woman I can privately deal with you.

Put your hands together for Mr. and Mrs. Mc.........where is the dowry?

Hope you ain't planning on cutting off my precious dick in case shît happens




Hahaha, shey na because of dowry you no con pronounce am finish??




Biko, gimme your bank details and you'll get an alert soon





Oya make una continue!!

jagugu88li:
Anyway, I'm a woman I can privately deal with you.

Put your hands together for Mr. and Mrs. Mc.........where is the dowry?

Hahaha, shey na because of dowry you no con pronounce am finish??




Biko, gimme your bank details and you'll get an alert soon





Oya make una continue!!

queencalipso:
Now you've noticed. Am sure you have something for your angel

Yeah, probably a message she can deliver to God on my behalf

makydebbie:
Larry page co-founded Google... his net worth is 3.8billion dollars
and the good news here is...he is my dad



I forgot to tell you Beyonce is my sister in law

Oh my bad! I didn't know you meant Larry Page thought I saw Larry Pidgin. I know him, he came to borrow some money from Bill Gates the last time I visited him





BTW, have I ever told you Justin Bieber used to be one of my side kick, we used to run the whole Canada together back then

jagugu88li:
[s]I see you'll be having me then your Bleep chick, side dish, friend zone etc. Seatbelts please coz the minute you take a wrong turn, I'm sure you already know what will happen. Cliff dropping.[/s]

You're still thinking you love me? Chai see my life, threatening his thoughts.

Love u 2

Lol, I promise I won't cheat on you babe






What more can a man ever wish for than having a rare beauty like you all to himself

queencalipso:
Ops!! Easy dear, was only saying hi.

Or did you do something?

Lol, I don't think I did nothing ma'am





Well, the only thing I might have done is not noticing a whole Angel of God like you exist here in our midst on Nairaland

makydebbie:
yea...I met her last week in a pool party
do you know Larry Page is my dad?

Who the fûck is Larry page??





Have I ever told you Ariana grande is my cousin??

ILoveToFuCcK:
Who has the sweetest pvssy in romance section??

makydebbie:
that means you must know Oprah Winfrey....she is my mum's sister

Yeah, I do know her





That means you must know Kyle Jenner, she used to be my fûck buddy

makydebbie:
no be small thing oo

the bride price no be here

Money is not a problem dear




Have I ever told you I'm related to the Bill Gates family??

queencalipso:
Hey!! Mr, what's up with you?

What have I done, ma'am??

makydebbie:
yes na
she is my big sis

Well, ah no mind make ah become Kim Kardashian lovely in law or what did you think??

Tkayhandsome:
This one na albino ooo. White body but black heart...

Bro, no be you talk say you wan marry white woman??




Abi this one never white reach to your taste??

makydebbie:
feel free

But Baby you look beautiful, are you in anyway related to Kim Kardashian?

Ozavize88:
Are your past girlfriend devils messenger?if they R not then why that status?

Smh!! Na why some people dey fail be this. Ah dey as you YES/NO question and you still dey ask me another rhetorical question . . . WTF!!!

suzan404:
really?......I'm ready for it ......when are we going

We can get going right away, but won't you tell your mummy??

suzan404:
Erhmmmm,well I don't mind

Well, since you don't, how about we go on date in Finland??

Ozavize88:
Do u want d devil to give u another gf again?

Wait, lemme ask you this question first






Are you one of those devil's messenger??

Stalker365:
No vex na

No Shît, Bruh!!!




Suzan is Bae

suzan404:
No...I'm from Mexico

That's Nice!!





Well, since you're from Mexico, would you like to drive around in my gallardo??