Romance › Re: How Do I Stop My Girlfriend From Sleeping Around? by McBrooklyn(m): 11:47am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Bruh, don't dare call that girl your girlfriend again, she is a hóe, a big time hóe 
Bro, anyways if you want your hóe back, then you gonna need a gold plated dick for the mission 
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 11:42am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Stalker365: She's from phiLIEdelphia  Bro, Wetin Now?? 
No use your reggae spoil my blues now
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Romance › Re: 5 Signs You Are Not In Love With Your Partner by McBrooklyn(m): 11:39am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Ozavize88: .....................................................loving someone is like gambling sometimes cos u dont know if u will win d pérson at the end! L-O-L 
How about you gamble with me first now??
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 11:36am On Sep 06, 2016 |
suzan404: Ahan ......why are you taking it personal??I was only joking nah L-O-L 
Ah no take am personal now 
It's just that you look familiar, are you from Philadelphia?? 
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Romance › Re: Accurate Ways To Spot A Husband Material by McBrooklyn(m): 11:33am On Sep 06, 2016 |
WTF??!!! 
Ladies don't worry, Jesus Christ is coming soon
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 11:30am On Sep 06, 2016 |
makydebbie: thanks
I'm single double and triple WTF??!! 
Which one make ah con believe now?? 
Well, I'll just go with the "I'm single part"
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 11:28am On Sep 06, 2016 |
suzan404: lol......I don lost am  What Tha Fûck?? 
You lost your engagement ring?? 
Mama, Why you lieing, why the fûck you lieing? 
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Romance › Re: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by McBrooklyn(m): 11:25am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Berlyn: bae  Don't Bae me joor!!!
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Romance › Re: This Is What Happens When A Man Feels One Woman Won't Do by McBrooklyn(m): 11:23am On Sep 06, 2016 |
jagugu88li: Instead of them them joining fists and beating the man half unconscious, they simply decided to be stupid and fought each other. Women!!
I (being) the husband a.k.a boyfriend would lay a charge of empty headedness I think I love you 
Will you marry me and be my woman, my everything?? 
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Romance › Re: This Is What Happens When A Man Feels One Woman Won't Do by McBrooklyn(m): 11:21am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Relationship nowadays comprise of a girlfriend, a side chick, a fûck buddy, a part time girlfriend, a spending girlfriend, a friend zone girlfriend, an ex girlfriend, a bîtch, a one time girlfriend, and the real girlfriend who your heart desires 
Believe me, relationship won't be fun without having all these chicks 
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 11:17am On Sep 06, 2016 |
suzan404: well,as you can see,I'm not single.....I'm a married woman Na Lie!!! 
Show me the ring on your finger or else ahdontbelieveit 
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Romance › Re: When You Are With A Stubborn Boyfriend. by McBrooklyn(m): 11:16am On Sep 06, 2016 |
OP, what about when you're with a stubborn girlfriend?? 
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 11:04am On Sep 06, 2016 |
suzan404: you dey ask me as you dey so,you nor wan get gf Lol, Yeah!! 
And I won't mind if you go become my girlfriend or what did you think?? 
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 10:06am On Sep 06, 2016 |
suzan404: lmao!.......your siggy though Wetin do am?? 
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 10:04am On Sep 06, 2016 |
makydebbie: it depends on what you like but you can check my pic ...God will give you mb I've got the MB to check and check your profile all over again, I've got no problem with that 
BTW, you look beautiful small. Are you single or double?? 
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:35am On Sep 06, 2016 |
makydebbie: I'm a girl aint got no third leg Lol, I hear you 
Hope you're beautiful and endowed before ah go waste my precious MB dey check your profile?? 
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:27am On Sep 06, 2016 |
makydebbie: I'm worse So you've got a dîck behind your moniker too?? 
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Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Who Respect Women Are Mostly Single by McBrooklyn(m): 9:25am On Sep 06, 2016 |
CrazyQuinn: your comment didn't fit the Op's topic  Wetin dey do Mr A no dey do Mr B now 
That's his fûcking problem 
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Romance › Re: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by McBrooklyn(m): 9:23am On Sep 06, 2016 |
MzErica: fvck you I can guarantee it say na better thunder go strike you at last, Bîtch 
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Romance › Re: How Do You Know That A Girl Love You?? by McBrooklyn(m): 9:22am On Sep 06, 2016 |
CrazyQuinn: but did you hear it from me? If not, that's your own wahala  A gold plated dick, that's all you know 
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Romance › Re: Enormous Fluids Are Cuming Out Of My Pvssy by McBrooklyn(m): 9:19am On Sep 06, 2016 |
MzErica: . Don't ever refer me as a bitcch again idiot You're a big time bîtch 
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Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Who Respect Women Are Mostly Single by McBrooklyn(m): 9:17am On Sep 06, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: When You Open A Female Nairalander's Profile (hilarious Picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 9:16am On Sep 06, 2016 |
makydebbie: but why you sef dey vex na Before I answer your question, hope you're not one of 'em though?? 
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Romance › Re: He Married My Girl When I Was Broke. And He Got Served. by McBrooklyn(m): 9:12am On Sep 06, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: How Do You Know That A Girl Love You?? by McBrooklyn(m): 9:10am On Sep 06, 2016 |
CrazyQuinn:
that's not true It's the truth 
I heard you love money and a gold plated dick
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Romance › Re: I Can't Eat Or Sleep, I Just Won 200,000naira by McBrooklyn(m): 9:05am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Zceesneh: i don't reply to pm Good for you, Bruh
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Literature › Re: Diary Of An Assistant Girlfriend by McBrooklyn(m): 1:48am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Skarlett, see as you just dey gimme the gbedu wey dey burst brain back to back 
I must say, you really make womanhood proud with this your story instead of some ediots wasting megabytes posting thrash all in the name ofcalling themselves romancelanders, Mtcheeeew!!! 
Thanks babe for the nice story though pop corn finished halfway but trust me I came fully prepared with Orijin 
Biko, don't forget to mention me when you don start another gbedu wey dey burst brain 
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Romance › Re: Can I Get My Ex Boyfriend Back? Simple Steps To Help You Now by McBrooklyn(m): 12:41am On Sep 06, 2016 |
OK!!! 
How about tips on how to get your fûck buddy back too??
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Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Who Respect Women Are Mostly Single by McBrooklyn(m): 12:31am On Sep 06, 2016 |
Because they are busy fûcking guys who doesn't respect and gives a fûck about 'em 
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