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Education › Re: 18 Pictures Only Those Attending FUTA Can Relate To - McBrooklyn by McBrooklyn(op):
5. The look on most Futarians face when you're given a difficult program to run during CSC102 (Qbasic Programming) or CSC202 (Fortran Programming) practical test

Education › Re: 18 Pictures Only Those Attending FUTA Can Relate To - McBrooklyn by McBrooklyn(op): 5:04am On Jul 12, 2016
4. How ETF do looks like during 100Level days


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Education › Re: 18 Pictures Only Those Attending FUTA Can Relate To - McBrooklyn by McBrooklyn(op): 5:02am On Jul 12, 2016
3. How most Futarians dubs an assignment

Education › Re: 18 Pictures Only Those Attending FUTA Can Relate To - McBrooklyn by McBrooklyn(op): 5:01am On Jul 12, 2016
2. How 1000 capacity lecture hall looks like during night class towards examination time

Education › 18 Pictures Only Those Attending FUTA Can Relate To - McBrooklyn by McBrooklyn(op):
1. How Futarians struggle to enter campus shuttle when coming back from lectures in the afternoon from Obanla to Obakekere


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Forum Games › Re: Solve This Hidden Mobile Phone Eye Test (picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 7:19pm On Jul 11, 2016
Berlyn:
angry sadi'm not happy with u joor angry
Same here too!!! angry angry


But if at the stage, we're having small E-fight almost all the time then it won't work undecided



Baby, Reply my mail and let's make it Work!!!
kiss wink
Education › Re: 16 Pictures You Can Relate To If You're Attending A Nigerian University by McBrooklyn(op): 7:10pm On Jul 11, 2016
Berlyn:
i HATE you angry goan hug transformer

Come back here oooi embarassed must we always fight all the time undecided iffa marry you now is this how you will be throwing me outta your house?? Infact gooooooooooo angry
Berlyn BAE!!! I'm very sorry!!! angry


Please don't go!!!


I only typed those words cos I'm vexed that moment


Please, gimme some more chance, I'll turn a new leaf!


Berlyn Baby, Please don't go!!!
angry
Forum Games › Re: Solve This Hidden Mobile Phone Eye Test (picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 7:02pm On Jul 11, 2016
Berlyn:
we are fighting !!! Dont play with me again angry
Really? Cos the last time I checked you got served and roasted for being insolent tongue



Baby Mi, Who Fighting Epp?? undecided




We gon be BFF and as times goes on we gon be more forever
wink cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Solve This Hidden Mobile Phone Eye Test (picture) by McBrooklyn(m): 4:28pm On Jul 11, 2016
Berlyn:
please some one should tell me where it is? angry sad

i still can't find it help!


I GIVE UP angry sad mtchwwwwwwwww
When dem go dey tell you make you chop better food wey get Vitamin A you no go gree na Pizza, Shawarma, Egg roll na im you go dey chop angry angry
Education › Re: 16 Pictures You Can Relate To If You're Attending A Nigerian University by McBrooklyn(op): 3:42pm On Jul 11, 2016
Berlyn:
when you go dey reason upside down grin grin
And na me be that, shey?? shocked shocked



Seems You're now using my good gesture towards you as you deem fit undecided



Fvck You! Bleep You!! Fvck You Once Again angry angry




Rubbish!!! Am Out!!!
angry
Education › Re: 16 Pictures You Can Relate To If You're Attending A Nigerian University by McBrooklyn(op): 3:00pm On Jul 11, 2016
Berlyn:
the guy is trouble some nau angry

Can you imagine he is dragging me with lala undecided
Owfar BAE!!! You no reply my mail again now!!! angry angry
Sports › When You Placed Your Bet On Portugal And This Happened (photo) by McBrooklyn(op): 12:02am On Jul 11, 2016
Saw this picture on WhatsApp and this got me really cracking grin grin grin




When You Placed Your Bet On Portugal And You Saw Ronaldo Leaving The Pitch cheesy cheesy




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Nairaland General › Re: Some Old Photos From Nigeria's Past by McBrooklyn(m):
OP, Guess you've forgotten the Nigerian Thermocool ©1902 Model grin grin





Here it's . . . Check it out below!!!
cheesy cheesy

Business › Re: Shoprite Onitsha On Sundays Turn Into Second Main Market by McBrooklyn(m): 5:35pm On Jul 10, 2016
L-O-L to some of those people complaining about money scarcity grin grin



*** Money no dey, Money no dey! If you reach ATM, you go still meet queue!! ***


*** Money No Dey, Money No Dey! If you enter bank, you go still meet queue there!! ***


*** And Money no dey, Money no dey! Person go still enter shoprite, you go still meet queue there!! ***


Wetin person no go see for Nigeria!!!
cheesy cheesy

Education › Re: JAMB Denies Introducing Points System Option For Screening by McBrooklyn(m):
All these Jamb people sef go get problem or lemme just say "Future Problems"


Since they are now repping Lai Mohammad!!!


Well, Since I ain't a Jamb candidate Ion give a flying f*"k about how dem dey run their territory. Lemme connect dem to the Jambites that give a f*"k




cc: All Jamb Candidates

Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 7:09pm On Jul 09, 2016
Silkmoth33:
undecided wasn't poking, bruh! Was just saying! If you choose to keep on going, then so b it! I don sha tell u my own! And I entitled to it.
Oga, Wetin you dey tell me?? undecided



What are you entitled to sef?? undecided



Oga, dey your lane and stop poke nosing
angry

Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 4:51pm On Jul 09, 2016
Silkmoth33:
undecided shey u know say it don do?
Bruh, wetin be your problem now?? angry

Mim.zy never do you?? undecided undecided

You go dey poke nose for another man business
angry
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 3:53pm On Jul 09, 2016
Likei:
repent and give your life to christ.
L-O-L to the pastor wey dey preach for Romance section!!! grin

Oga, goan open a thread in the religious section and stop embarrassing yourself here cos right now you're not making any sense and I dey wonder why sense wey cheap pass for market you no con get
cheesy grin
Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 3:47pm On Jul 09, 2016
Berlyn:
easy mk it no go explode oooi grin like bomb
L-O-L grin grin


As you ah con see your mail, the head no con gree stay for one side. The head just dey swell
cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 3:44pm On Jul 09, 2016
SmellingAnus:
hahahahha I no do again... I don retire for those kpanshing things till further notice
Good for you, Bruh!! Cos no one can actually tell what can happen tomorrow and as the saying goes "Prevention is better than cure" cool
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 3:39pm On Jul 09, 2016
saintdennis:
Obviously those guys r S.M & they've been observing him n his superman attitude lol

@least he should have bought alomo once or twice during the previous visits n pay homage to the guys thus in d event of the unfamiliar face trying to mess him up the familiars would back him up and tell him to go.

...this is coming from a guy who repeatedly visited and slept over wit lots of paroles @ their cribs in ekosodin, not one day was I ever bullied.

OP ur guy has already messed up, he shouldn't bother patching things up! Less he becomes a 'customer'. He should just bone n stop visiting the babe.
We don clear the dude too say he don f*"k up make he just bone the babe side angry
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 3:32pm On Jul 09, 2016
gebest:
whic of ur guy? habaa stop lyin u ar d 1.
Oga, if you like believe it or not, na your headache! undecided


It's not like we know each other from somewhere before you came here and be typing the f*"k you don't even know about and won't even know about
angry
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 3:14pm On Jul 09, 2016
SmellingAnus:
my brother.... I was just fortunate o.... That her guy no good at all.... But the girl kept coming back for more and my dick couldn't say no...
If you try am next time and dem catch you dem go use better knife comot that your pr*ck and dem go con create a thread here for Nairaland titled "See the guy pr*ck I cut today wey he dey use kpansh my babe" grin grin

Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 3:05pm On Jul 09, 2016
Likei:
vanity upon vanity all is vanity.
Bro, abeg no come here dey disgrace your humble self now cos if you no get better thing to say you can keep mute or is it by force make you contribute!! undecided undecided


Abeg Swerve Joor!!!
angry

Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:59pm On Jul 09, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
undecided mbanu, i refuse to believe u are 100% Okay, biko re-check ur temperature.


As 4 me Ayam 1million% Okay!
smiley
In case you don't actually know, your opinion about me here doesn't really matter and I don't give a f*"k angry

Also, I don't have time to chit chat with you cos it won't do any of us any good than to be derailing the thread!

Nice meeting you and you're actually noticed
kiss

Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:52pm On Jul 09, 2016
SmellingAnus:
Was dating this girl and we broke up without having sex... Her next guy deflowered her and he was a very bad boy (cultist) feared by many because if he sees you standing with her he will beat you.. this my ex started visiting me and we were have good sex whenever she comes , and her guy got a hint of it although she denied it but he came and threatened me but I kept fuckkking her so he invited another cultist and they stopped me and he reported me to his other cultist that is possibly higher in rank than him, fortunately for me it was a guy that asked of financial favour from me sometime in the past and I assisted him so he returned the favour and told the guy that if I am the one that there is nothing they can do and that he should let me be... Both of them had a little argument/quarrel before I left them but I kept fuckingg her till I left that area and I later heard she got married to the guy, one day she even called me and wanted us to see, I had to turn her down cos I no dey do married woman....
Bruh, You be badt guy ah swear! grin grin


If you try am next time and luck no dey your side, dem go too flog you
cheesy cheesy

Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:47pm On Jul 09, 2016
Likei:
You no go face your books, na woman go kill you.
Bruh, I guess you're a typical example of guys who at the end of 5 or 4 years of facing your books dem no go sabi follow babe talk not to talk of wooing sef grin grin

Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:42pm On Jul 09, 2016
nnamdi1993:
Lol...it jst reminded me of d time i went to imsu back gate to meet my babe bck den i was in skul. If u sabi ukwuratta u go knw wetin i dy talk,na so dem tackle me ooo say make i do dem well.i had 4k in my wallet i gave dem 1k.dey took my wallet n gave me 1k for transport say mke i dey go
L-O-L grin grin

Bruh, I guess you didn't actually take your time reading the post. This post is about something else not about your vendetta
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:38pm On Jul 09, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
undecided i should be the person asking u dat
L-O-L grin grin


Yeah, I'm 100%. How about you??
undecided
Romance › Re: Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:18pm On Jul 09, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
undecided
Wetin do you?? Are you in anyway Okay?? undecided undecided
Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:15pm On Jul 09, 2016
Berlyn:
olowoorimi, my sugar pie i don't wanna be greedy 5k is enough for me i loff you kiss kiss i'm expecting rit wink
@The Bolded, See as my head dey swell grin grin


Gimme your digits and DIGITS and let's see if we can actually work things out
kiss wink
Romance › Guys: Have You Ever Been In This Situation Before? by McBrooklyn(op): 2:08pm On Jul 09, 2016
Something happened yesterday and that's what probe me to create this thread which I think some Romancelanders here will have been in that situation before angry angry


Alright! Leggo!!! Here is what actually happened . . .
cool


Yesterday, a friend of mine went to a female course mate house though which according to the guy, he have some feelings or should I say soft spot for the babe and this is not even the first time he will be going to pay the girl a visit.

Fast forward, my guy went to the same girl house yesterday and he saw hell while on earth yesterday. According to him, any time he went to the girl house he usually meet some guys outside and he normally greeted them as most guys normally did. But the story changed yesterday when he entered the lodge and met some familiar and unfamiliar faces there and he greeted them as he usually do and on his way inside he was called back and according to him the following conversation occurred:

1st Guy: Alae, shey na how dem dey greet for your village be that abi??

My Guy: Bosses, abeg make una no vex! Na because say I dey in a hurry now

One Unfamiliar Face: You dey in a hurry to go kpansh Becky (Not Real Name) today again abi??

My Guy: Boss, how do you mean now? Becky na just my course mate now

One Guy: Guys, wetin you dey follow this idiot talk now!! Make we teach am the lessons of his life now

Fast forward . . . That's how my guy was beaten blue black and if not for the intervention of some lodge mate and passers by, the dude for dey health centre now. But we later heard one of those guys was also tripping for the babe too and by seeing the babe and my guy together, that's what led to the beatings of my guy.



Fellow Romancelanders, Has anyone here also suffered the same way or a similar way?? Share your experience angry


PS: Don't be bothered with my grammatical jargons (Only if I made one or lemme just say some). It's not like am writing my final year project or am writing an application letter cos I just wrote this for fun and nothing else.
angry
angry


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