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5. The look on most Futarians face when you're given a difficult program to run during CSC102 (Qbasic Programming) or CSC202 (Fortran Programming) practical test
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4. How ETF do looks like during 100Level days cc:lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique
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3. How most Futarians dubs an assignment
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2. How 1000 capacity lecture hall looks like during night class towards examination time
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1. How Futarians struggle to enter campus shuttle when coming back from lectures in the afternoon from Obanla to Obakekere cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique
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Berlyn:Same here too!!! ![]() But if at the stage, we're having small E-fight almost all the time then it won't work ![]() Baby, Reply my mail and let's make it Work!!! ![]() |
Berlyn:Berlyn BAE!!! I'm very sorry!!! ![]() Please don't go!!! I only typed those words cos I'm vexed that moment Please, gimme some more chance, I'll turn a new leaf! Berlyn Baby, Please don't go!!! ![]() |
Berlyn:Really? Cos the last time I checked you got served and roasted for being insolent ![]() Baby Mi, Who Fighting Epp?? ![]() We gon be BFF and as times goes on we gon be more forever ![]() |
Berlyn:When dem go dey tell you make you chop better food wey get Vitamin A you no go gree na Pizza, Shawarma, Egg roll na im you go dey chop ![]() |
Berlyn:And na me be that, shey?? Seems You're now using my good gesture towards you as you deem fit ![]() Fvck You! Bleep You!! Fvck You Once Again ![]() Rubbish!!! Am Out!!! ![]() |
Berlyn:Owfar BAE!!! You no reply my mail again now!!! ![]() |
Saw this picture on WhatsApp and this got me really cracking ![]() When You Placed Your Bet On Portugal And You Saw Ronaldo Leaving The Pitch cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Fynestboi, Dominique
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OP, Guess you've forgotten the Nigerian Thermocool ©1902 Model ![]() Here it's . . . Check it out below!!! ![]()
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L-O-L to some of those people complaining about money scarcity ![]() *** Money no dey, Money no dey! If you reach ATM, you go still meet queue!! *** *** Money No Dey, Money No Dey! If you enter bank, you go still meet queue there!! *** *** And Money no dey, Money no dey! Person go still enter shoprite, you go still meet queue there!! *** Wetin person no go see for Nigeria!!! ![]()
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All these Jamb people sef go get problem or lemme just say "Future Problems" Since they are now repping Lai Mohammad!!! Well, Since I ain't a Jamb candidate Ion give a flying f*"k about how dem dey run their territory. Lemme connect dem to the Jambites that give a f*"k cc: All Jamb Candidates
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Silkmoth33:Oga, Wetin you dey tell me?? ![]() What are you entitled to sef?? ![]() Oga, dey your lane and stop poke nosing ![]()
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Silkmoth33:Bruh, wetin be your problem now?? ![]() Mim.zy never do you?? ![]() You go dey poke nose for another man business ![]() |
Likei:L-O-L to the pastor wey dey preach for Romance section!!! ![]() Oga, goan open a thread in the religious section and stop embarrassing yourself here cos right now you're not making any sense and I dey wonder why sense wey cheap pass for market you no con get ![]() |
Berlyn:L-O-L ![]() As you ah con see your mail, the head no con gree stay for one side. The head just dey swell ![]() |
SmellingAnus:Good for you, Bruh!! Cos no one can actually tell what can happen tomorrow and as the saying goes "Prevention is better than cure" ![]() |
saintdennis:We don clear the dude too say he don f*"k up make he just bone the babe side ![]() |
gebest:Oga, if you like believe it or not, na your headache! ![]() It's not like we know each other from somewhere before you came here and be typing the f*"k you don't even know about and won't even know about ![]() |
SmellingAnus:If you try am next time and dem catch you dem go use better knife comot that your pr*ck and dem go con create a thread here for Nairaland titled "See the guy pr*ck I cut today wey he dey use kpansh my babe" ![]()
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Likei:Bro, abeg no come here dey disgrace your humble self now cos if you no get better thing to say you can keep mute or is it by force make you contribute!! ![]() Abeg Swerve Joor!!! ![]()
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ErnieSmallzz:In case you don't actually know, your opinion about me here doesn't really matter and I don't give a f*"k ![]() Also, I don't have time to chit chat with you cos it won't do any of us any good than to be derailing the thread! Nice meeting you and you're actually noticed
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SmellingAnus:Bruh, You be badt guy ah swear! If you try am next time and luck no dey your side, dem go too flog you ![]()
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Likei:Bruh, I guess you're a typical example of guys who at the end of 5 or 4 years of facing your books dem no go sabi follow babe talk not to talk of wooing sef ![]()
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nnamdi1993:L-O-L ![]() Bruh, I guess you didn't actually take your time reading the post. This post is about something else not about your vendetta |
Berlyn:@The Bolded, See as my head dey swell ![]() Gimme your digits and DIGITS and let's see if we can actually work things out ![]() |
Something happened yesterday and that's what probe me to create this thread which I think some Romancelanders here will have been in that situation before ![]() Alright! Leggo!!! Here is what actually happened . . . ![]() Yesterday, a friend of mine went to a female course mate house though which according to the guy, he have some feelings or should I say soft spot for the babe and this is not even the first time he will be going to pay the girl a visit. Fast forward, my guy went to the same girl house yesterday and he saw hell while on earth yesterday. According to him, any time he went to the girl house he usually meet some guys outside and he normally greeted them as most guys normally did. But the story changed yesterday when he entered the lodge and met some familiar and unfamiliar faces there and he greeted them as he usually do and on his way inside he was called back and according to him the following conversation occurred: 1st Guy: Alae, shey na how dem dey greet for your village be that abi?? My Guy: Bosses, abeg make una no vex! Na because say I dey in a hurry now One Unfamiliar Face: You dey in a hurry to go kpansh Becky (Not Real Name) today again abi?? My Guy: Boss, how do you mean now? Becky na just my course mate now One Guy: Guys, wetin you dey follow this idiot talk now!! Make we teach am the lessons of his life now Fast forward . . . That's how my guy was beaten blue black and if not for the intervention of some lodge mate and passers by, the dude for dey health centre now. But we later heard one of those guys was also tripping for the babe too and by seeing the babe and my guy together, that's what led to the beatings of my guy. Fellow Romancelanders, Has anyone here also suffered the same way or a similar way?? Share your experience ![]() PS: Don't be bothered with my grammatical jargons (Only if I made one or lemme just say some). It's not like am writing my final year project or am writing an application letter cos I just wrote this for fun and nothing else. ![]() ![]() cc: lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, Dominique, Fynestboi |
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must we always fight all the time 


