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kikikiki.... nairaland guys @ asewo beer parlour hope ur reading dis?


Cc Redborn, born24uck, femistico, Callherspices et.al

mtcheeeeew. every body is now an actress! what movie has she acted oloshos claiming actress since 1600bc

gabazin080:
500 million naira house owned by a blogger. Tell me it's a joke.

Call me bad belle but the truth is Linda is a runs girl and that's why she is not interested in marriage at her age.

Even seun doesn't have such money and own an office in one local area in ogun state

Its really sad to think dis BS was typed by a homo sapiens like me.
So in ur silly mind u feel runz money will get u a 600million home n ad a 50million garage?
Just get ur reasoning un-warped!

Op please next time indicate GRAPHIC PICTURE, VIEWERS DISCRETION ADVICED. not evry 1 can stomach d sitevof a burnt human

for sale!

U didn't add CM LAUNCHER!

Now that was VERY Immature coming from Yemi!

BeastOfNoNation:
Hello Nairaland! This is my first post I've been on Nairaland for a long time but I've never real felt the need to post anything before but this topic was paining me and confusing me at the same time.

As a bonefide Naija babe (REPRESENT), I made up my mind that when I am ready to marry, I MUST marry a Nigerian guy or I would rather die single (nothing wrong with this sha). The only issue I'm encountering thus far is that the Nigerian guys I've met are very misogynistic I don't even understand why. Growing up I was told that as a child of God I could do ANYTHING but I suppose that Nigerian male ego trumps God's word

So this is a question to all the Alpha-Males out there! Why do you believe that women are less than you? I didn't grow up with this ideology at home and neither did my brothers so I would like some clarification!!

Please remember to be respectful in your answer pleeease! No insults because it's not necessary for healthy discussion. patiently waiting for answers!

1) When I was younger mum always told me be a gentleman and always carry ladies first

2) When I was in public my elders always told me offer ur sits to women. And should I refuse the whole world stares at me like am a jacka$$ Reason? just because they are women and i am a man

3) When I got to school late in company of my female classmates the head teacher flogs me 24strokes and den tell the girls to kneel.and woe betide any teacher that insists on flogging the girls 24strokes like me. Reason? Because am a man

4) At home am made to do the difficult chores and my elder sister is made to do the lighter ones, should I object? Shush!! Would be the word don't you know she is a gal?

5) When I go on a date with a girl and the bills are brought, she gives me the "pay for it look" afterall it's a man's world

6) When in school and our biology teacher asks. which is the weaker sex? should u answer none! "F" is your portion SCIENCE!

ALL THIS YEARS GROWING UP AND NO FEMALE/ FEMINIST RAISED AN OBJECTION!
NOW AM 23 HUSTLING MY A$$ OUT TO HAVE MY OWN MONEY, OWN MY OWN HOUSE, CARS AND OF COURSE GET A WIFE.
DO YOU NOW EXPECT ME TO SHARE A 50/50 RESPONSIBILITY AND SAY WITH MY FIANCE OR WIFE AS THE CASE MAY BE?

Any need for dat?
What a shame

BeastOfNoNation:
So essentially, being feminist won't land me a husband?

Not entirely sha. BUT BEING A FEMINIST WILL FETCH YOU A RUBBER STAMP KINDA HUSBAND CAUSE NO MAN NO MATTER HOW HUMBLE HE CLAIMS TO BE WILL EVER AGREE TO A 50/50 UNION IN BOTH RESPONSIBILITY AND SAY

wilybebsy:
Mine was de first time i smoked weed, after smokin 2 rap i started cryin, all my guyz were jst confused lookin at me, den 1 asked me dat watz wrong nd i started cryin out loud dat i cnt find my legz, de kind slap wey e giv me ehn cnt 4get

Lies!!!. That joke is as old as nairaland

Ok dis happened like really long ago.
Got drunk. Accused d bus driver who conveyed us of trying to kidnap me. And wen I finally got home. I puked in toilet bowl and pooed on the toilet floor!
Terrible day!!



Ewwww I guess?

Chillext:
this is my suggestion OP. Mods abeg make una no ban me o.....

1st of all ewwwww!
2ndly dis ish shoulda been at the health sector na

BeastOfNoNation:
Please, is there a problem with being feminist?

My dear being a feminist is a VERY bad idea oo. Especially in Nigeria.
Ask Linda ikeji, Genevieve, Fummi Iyanda n co.

Blastos:
His Father was a one time senate majority leader right?...

idiot!
People like you should be shot!
Senate majority leader na work
We just keep giving excuses for corruption

Kk.
in oda news. TODAY IS 22nd SEPTEMBER

Do people still take FFK serious?

Now this is getting interesting. Jagaban I see u

I think the context of the "hit" the OP was talking about is sex not beat

I think d question for dis thread should be, can u marry an ex-stripper?

MrsChima:
Do you agree ladies?

Chop chop our toto men!

any girl dat feels comfortable using the word toto is razz!
*pukes*

chocolateme:
I am addicted to greetings.. May greet one person more than 6 times in the same morning period.
Again addicted to saying "sorry" on impulse, someone may step on my toe and I startle and end up saying sorry to that person before that person apologizes. That's my worst addiction.

my dear ur wife material pass 10,000yards ooo
#ComeNMarryMe

Awwwwww. Touching