₦airaland Forum

You've got it ma'am, but it would be nice if you add some more boobs so hubby can come home to press tinz after a long day...

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aemmy:
pls o,where in the bible is it permitted for guys to commit fornication?

It's not permitted for anybody to commit fornication but emphasis was not laid on male virginity, but rather, female virginity

luvlyqueen:
u can lie ehhh

Hehe...what do I stand to gain if I lie na? Honestly I am, but it will change soon

Nobody cares if a guy is a V, virginity only matters for girls, even in the bible. I'm a V for now but e sure me say b4 I get to 22/23, I must pop sometin

MrsChima:
True.

You have a backup husband?

Hehe...safe journey bro

Hehe....proudly igbo! Ndi Igbo kwenu!!

dmcdad:
They can... Changing the law won't be easy at all. Like the Liga President said, it's gonna be boring if no Classicos every now and then. But then, it's the law. I would really love us to still be in La Liga rather than The French League.

Well, hopefully they'll do somethin abt it

dmcdad:
Of course... It's no news to me anymore. I have known that for long. The surest bet for us is Ligue 1 (French League). Unless if the law is changed (that is the Liga law), as stated by the Liga President. If they should change the law, then like Swansea (playing in Premiership), we too can play in La Liga.

I think they might change the law, Barca can't just leave la liga like that

Have you guys not heard that Barca and Espanyol will quit la liga if Catalunya gains independence?

Ehya....sorry oh

List of life

Naymie:
But you have a mother? And perhaps aunties too? And they aren't 'male'? Yeye dey smell.

They're not into runs as they're all matured and married

1miccza:
Eiye aje ke lana omo ku leni,tani o wa mon wipe eiye aje naa lo pa omo??

What?

No banana?

Sure now, why not. I go die for her bcuz u see Jesus Christ for my forehead....hehe

So you mean I should stop staring at a lady's backside? What do I have eyes for??

Kimoni:
I thought I just told you what I believe?? He might have died and he might not have died - inconclusive. I'm sure you know what 'might' means.

But for you to categorically say cheating is not the cause of death. Why? Because he would still have died anyways (from taking his wife to the park) and berate those who believe he would not have died is kinda senseless to me.

If the OP safely assumes he would still be alive, I don't see why you should pick issues it because your own stand too is just as inconclusive. Let people be with their own opinion.

Ok then

AfricanApple:
op thanks for dis post jare, I've always said it, traditional marriage only is what I will do. in fact that type that they would beat our traditional drums. religious marriage is just a waste of time, energy an money.

to mW white wedding is not really a religious wedding, its just d whites 'traditional wedding' yet to some if they've not done it they are not married

Honestly, I am very very surprised that this is coming from a lady...

Keep it up ma'am

Kimoni:
Same way it's also not a good reason to conclude his cheating had nothing to do with his death.

Whether he would have died or not will remain technically inconclusive hence the use of 'might' in my earlier comment.

Your initial statement implying that cheating is not the cause of death is what I quarrel with. People cheat death by the whiskers so the safest assumption we can make is to say he would have cheated death had he not been plying that road.

If you say that you're quarrelling with my initial statement, then that means you believe he died cuz he was cheating (my initial statement opposes this), could it be that perhaps, you're contradicting yourself?

As regards assumption, assumption does not equal fact. We should not base our judgements on assumptions, but rather, facts

Kimoni:
Who says death might not have eluded him if he was spending time with his family and not acting as the chief driver for his who.re and her family?

That's not a good enough reason to conclude he died cuz he was cheating. It was a car accident, who says the accident couldn't have happened if he was drivin his family to the park?

darisgod:
No

But I still wonder wat is going on in d wife's mind right now


Person wey u dey beg to carry u go iyanu Ipaja motor park


Come die for epe road

Omo mhen!!!!!

Na serious ish

Ofcuz she must be downcast, I guess it's jux one of those things in life. I pray God grants her the fortitude to bear the loss

Agrika:
Then what was he doing preaching the word of God?

I didn't say he wasn't cheating, I meant she should not conclude that he died because he was cheating

Kimoni:
But he died WHILE cheating Little difference btw the two!

That he died while cheating does not mean cheating was the cause of his death

I hope you're not tryin to say he died because he was cheating

Pique was good today; Messi suppose score more than one

The church is simply tellin them that condom is cheap, they should get one before knacking akpako

Give the OP a bottle of beer!

01karma:
his atually reading you guys comment

Oh really? Well my guy, since you're readin this, no F up oh. U know free punny is not easy to come by diz days