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kingar: the joke dry buh yuh comment funny die

Notin do U̶̲̥̅̊.

kingar: Abeg nairaland get lyt too jorh

Kingar, na U̶̲̥̅̊ pure pass. Tnx bro

toygod2: mstchew, na even you

No let beef deter U̶̲̥̅̊ 4rm enjoying gud piece. Na U̶̲̥̅̊ knw o

realsammie: ....and thank God say light follow dey twitter too.

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . †̥nx bro 4 lightning d area

flash11: you don finish?? What made you laugh?

I'm not in d mood 4 yabs 2day. Let me ignore Your sarcasm and answer Your question. "Lyt dey alwz dey facebook" is ђã†̥ made me laff.

bunmioguns: Light always dey on facebook!!!!


Dem no lie nw abi

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . Na wetin I hear o

This may not be a joke but its funny 2me coz I was really U̶̲̥̅̊nhappy 2day until this happened.








On my way home fews hours ago, Two guys were really condemning the situation in this country. They called both †̥he old $ new President all sorts of names. I just sat quietly in d cab with them $ truly sad about not meting my desires 2day. I really dunno where 2start but for brevity sake let me just cut 2d last chase dat got me laughing.

Guy 1: Even now lyt no dey. NEPA abi na PHCN dem dey call dem. No sense 4dia head. This country is messed up.

Guy 2: abi, no mind those people. That's why I like facebook. Light dey alwas dey facebook.


LWKM!

NEROSKY, how r U̶̲̥̅̊? Nice creativity. Dnt mind my curiosity. Who are U̶̲̥̅̊ plz? Did U̶̲̥̅̊ serve in Ebonyi State batch 'B' 2011 2b precise? Incase U̶̲̥̅̊ did, this is Dumexx; d comedian. Plz wer did U̶̲̥̅̊ gt this pixs? That guy is actually my frnd Paul. We served 2geda $ dat was d last gig we had b4 passing out where Efe snapped this picture. Anyway, d head is off already but Paul will nt be happy 2c dis.

Laff goes on though

toygod2: i raff sha

Hmm! †̥nx anyway

I dey vex! D game just end 2-2 & Essien leg no touch ball

PretiEbony: Lmao

†̥nx pretty. Am Luvin it!

Chokolee: Daemn..dis is funny bro, na dey answer be dat na

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​. †̥nx bro

Back 2d '80s while I was still in primary school. We had a class bully name- Kingsley. He was huge and almost sizing up with our school teachers. His MO is 2oppress pupils and claim their lunch. We were all in d cafeteria & kingsley stepped in. He rushed Wale (a frnd) and asked him "Who is most powerful?". Wale under duress said " U̶̲̥̅̊ are". Kingsley smiled and picked wale's apple juice. He (kingsley) directed dsame question 2 Saidi but ds tym he was smothering him. Saidi finding it difficult 2breath said "U̶̲̥̅̊ are". Kingsley still claimed anoda apple juice.
Finally, he tried it with Nickolas, a very slim fellow & very easy going. Kingsley asked as usual "who is most powerful" Nicolas didn'†̥ say a word. Kingsley, full of himself thot Nicolas' silence was out of fear so wanted 2 take Nicolas apple juice- Suddenly, Nicolas grabbed kingsley by d hand, fling it to d syd: pressed him 2d floor $ d punches we heard sounded lyk jazz band playing( gbish! Kpa! Kpo! Gi! Gimgim!kpasss! Ti dimm!).
Kingsley, still laying on d floor crying loud and said " if U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt knw d answer,just say so. U̶̲̥̅̊ didn't hv 2b harsh"








*Happy sunday people*

Ajibelle, no vex o. But which part on Nigeria U̶̲̥̅̊ 4 come? English no fit U̶̲̥̅̊ @ all. This thread 4meet d front page if U̶̲̥̅̊ posted in Your language.

Lagusta: NOW THIS IS A JOKE!!!

U got me laffin, kudos

†̥nx bro

On a plane 4rm( I dnt knw where) to New york. Half way to †̥heir destination, a malfunction was noticed by one of †̥he pilot & he quickly told the Captain abt it. The Captain knowing †̥he result picked U̶̲̥̅̊p d inner-com and said- ladies & gents, there is a problem with d plane. Evrybody shouted "ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" The pilot continued: but I have good news & Bad news. The good news is"we are landing". Everybody took a deep breath of relief & asked "d bad news is? The pilot replied: The bad news is " we are crash landing"

AyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooo!

toygod2: See them, silly attention seeking gorrilas..

Monkey banana

Ah! Sorry o! Toydog, I no knw say na U̶̲̥̅̊. Wen dem release U̶̲̥̅̊ 4rm Ibadan Zoo?

larride: Lord Forgive Me for Viewing this Thread

HahahahhahahhahaahahahhaHahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhhaha! Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​. Laff won make me laff again(LWMMLA). HhahhhahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahha! †̥his is d joke here. Alleviate, no offense

Uti! Uti!! hy U̶̲̥̅̊ dey call God name na? She( I dnt 4gt her name)
Say she catch U̶̲̥̅̊ $ Alex blue-handed abi na red-handed. No let God tear U̶̲̥̅̊ MTN slap. Ok, I agree say U̶̲̥̅̊ no be kelvin clain but I jst won ask- who be Your girlfrnd? Until U̶̲̥̅̊ shw us ur gurl, U̶̲̥̅̊ be kelvin clain.

larride: But Akpos don over-do ham now

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

larride: that's wickedness

Na d babe 1st do na.

Akpos, a popular warri boy has really made a fortune 4rm all †̥he jokes dat has been said about him. Being famous, he hooked up with a lovely gurl as his boo. After a long relationship, †̥here was more argument than making out so akpos decided 2gv some space $ relocated 2anoda state but b4 he left, they both promised not to gilt on each oda. So they switched one of their personal picture as a reminder. Although they kpt contact, †̥he gurl wasn't feeling Akpos anymore and decided to break-up wt him. So she wrote a letter:

Dear Akpos,

Sorry 2 write U̶̲̥̅̊ ds short note but I am no longer interested in this relationship so here is the copy of ur picture. Plz return mine. Fenk U̶̲̥̅̊.

Akpos got d letter, so furious and hurt dat he didn't know how 2 hurt her back. After much puzzle, he went 2his frndz around & collected their ex-girlfrnd pixs dat dey are no longer in need of. He packaged all the pixs plus the one for his supposed Ex and send with a letter:

Dear Lola,

I got Your letter but regret does not make me know which one is U̶̲̥̅̊. So plz take ur own pix and return †̥he rest. †̥nx

MOGUL.O:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah!



Toydog! my boy u are improving.... keeep iitt uupppppppp!

MoGul.O, Your laff make me laff d more. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

Jorni just come (JJC) dumex2@yahoo.com

Jorni just come (JJC) dumex2@yahoo.com

toygod2: OP, firstly, is somtin wrong wit ur hypothalamus

toyboy, its great 2knw dat U̶̲̥̅̊'re improving. So U̶̲̥̅̊ nw knw d function of hypothalamus. Clap 4ursef boy.

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