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Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News-plane Crash Involving Lionel Messi. by MCDumexx: 5:44pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
wengerjay: A plane was abt to crash with 5 passengers on board and only 4 parachutes [img][/img]
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Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos In 9ja by MCDumexx: 4:22pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
valicious1: Dnt U̶̲̥̅̊ tnk dat's too extreme? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos In 9ja by MCDumexx: 4:16pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
valicious1: Guy akpos no 4rm ghana, Na nigerian & your joke no funny infact e dry pass your granmama to.to. Na wa o. Wetin concern hin grandma with d joke? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Loooooooooooooooooooooool by MCDumexx: 4:02pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
I first chuckled for a while then began 2 laff real hard. Luv it bro. LolL̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿ |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Presenter by MCDumexx: 1:14pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Triple Shittttt! I can't believe I actually read this till d end. 4 taking my 0.5 minutes, I hereby close this thread
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Nairaland / General / Re: Are The Young People Of Today Very Lazy And Materialistic? by MCDumexx: 7:23am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Truth be said. A larger percentage of us youths are actually ђã†̥ ur boss has inferred. I'll only say U̶̲̥̅̊ should not less be concern but be the best in ђã†̥ever U̶̲̥̅̊ have set out for; taking up challenges to effectively change ur understanding & environment. However, the problem isn't naming it; its finding the solution all together as a force. I think Your boss has failed in that. |
Music/Radio / Re: Sarkodie Ft Davido – Gun Shot by MCDumexx: 4:03pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Rovely sing! It is dey alrit Sakordie keep bursting dat Ghanian flavour. Liken the song |
Jokes Etc / Re: Write Anything Imposible by MCDumexx: 8:04pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
To text U̶̲̥̅̊ slap |
Phones / Re: Which Is Most User Friendly, Samsung, Nokia, Bb Or iPhone by MCDumexx: 2:40pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Na wa o! Wetin I no go see for nairaland. well, topic na topic sha. As 4me, d User is most friendly. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Annoying BB Updates. by MCDumexx: 2:29pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Some annoying BB updates (e concern U̶̲̥̅̊?) 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Important Lesson To Christians About The Use Of Images In Worship by MCDumexx: 1:16pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
There are 63 verses in the bible that talked about images $ until U̶̲̥̅̊ read them not as a novel or defense mechanism, U̶̲̥̅̊ may continue to wallow in ignorance. Its important for U̶̲̥̅̊ to know that there are so many knowledge of God that U̶̲̥̅̊ can't wrap within ur small head. And no Christian(if U̶̲̥̅̊ mean Catholics) worship any image(s). A quick question: Ordinarily as a Christian, Each time U̶̲̥̅̊ see a cross, on street corners, churches, stickers, books or anywhere, ђã†̥ comes to your mind? Do U̶̲̥̅̊ meditate on how Your sins were nailed to that/a cross hence a call for change of ur evil actions? If U̶̲̥̅̊ do constantly reminisce on Christ's victory on the cross when gazing @ a picture or a carved wood of a Cross, doesn't that make U̶̲̥̅̊ a worshiper of that cross or Christ? I guess U̶̲̥̅̊ wouldn't understand as ur hearts and mind still needs development. Well, its a waste of time trying to figure out ђã†̥ is right or wrong for God. ђã†̥ he has called U̶̲̥̅̊ to do is to worship him with a summarized commandment; Love God with all ur mind, soul and strength; And love ur neighbor as yourself. Its more stupider for you to see the stupidity in others coz there may be more to the obvious. Instead, I'll enjoin U̶̲̥̅̊ to focus more on how ur ways can be meaningful to strangers even with strange doctrines or language and your neighbors hence the name of God be praised. I rest case 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Smart Student. by MCDumexx: 7:24pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
This yoke don dey b4 'd 3 idiots'. so d OP copy am 4rm where e dey b4. |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Unborn Baby & The Pregnant Woman..laugh Wan Kill Me O!!! by MCDumexx: 8:38pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
berylLOL: True. Its long time coming anyway. Then they will justify me plight of how 'powerful' we tnk we are in our little corners 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Unborn Baby & The Pregnant Woman..laugh Wan Kill Me O!!! by MCDumexx: 8:13pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
berylLOL: God bless U̶̲̥̅̊. Exactly my question when I noticed it but U̶̲̥̅̊ knw hw 'powerful' we tnk we are when we are given little corner †̥o manage. We want †̥o exert authority. I hp one d MODs see this.LolL̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿ na really ministry of defense 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Unborn Baby & The Pregnant Woman..laugh Wan Kill Me O!!! by MCDumexx: 7:49pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
Each tym U̶̲̥̅̊ write C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M, d computer changes it to precipitate. D word is a synonym for kunu wey dey come out 4person body. so for non-vulgar sake, C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M is censored. So my guy @ OP, instead of using C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M for come, just use com 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ebonyi by MCDumexx: 7:33pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
achi4u: mr Dumex. Guy la informa-son I gv. Its not insult or trying 2 say ђã†̥'s not. Go get ur facts abt d infection in Nigeria and tell me ur findings. 4rm 1st state to the 3rd. Make I remove am put wetin? |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ebonyi by MCDumexx: 7:26pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
Kunlegzy: dumexx u remember me kunlegzy My broda, I just finish eba now and d tin dey high me. Is this kunle in my platoon? Wey nearly beat okereke-referee 4 our match 4camp? Kunle wey no come my show? Kunle wey dey AI? We still see 4 POP? |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ebonyi by MCDumexx: 6:25pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
I was among the Batch 'B corper dat past out june 2012. Served in Ebonyi, Ezza South Onueke 2b precise. Well I'd say camp life is ђã†̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ make out of it. 4me it was d best experience ever coz I was among d comedians that performed on a regular bases. Infact, d best of the best comedian. Ask the camp Compere- Mr Okereke when U̶̲̥̅̊ get†̥ 2 camp.I even had a show Nov 6th 2011 titled "Laff Tax". My record is there. Housing is a bit cheap. #1,300-#1,600 per month. It also depend on where U̶̲̥̅̊ are posted after camp. Abakaliki is preferable coz its d state capital & that's where most of the banks are. Afikpo, where U̶̲̥̅̊ 'll be camping is also a nice place æ as there superb lodges are provided for corpers in Afikpo North. Other than these two places, Ebonyi is really challenging. A major disadvantage is dat most of them are English illiterate; even in their schools but U̶̲̥̅̊ hv to be patient with them as that's one of ђã†̥ U̶̲̥̅̊'ll be doing there. Most houses lack toilet and am sure any vicinity Corper's are, there is provision 4 dat. I stayed in the Igwe's palace in Onueke where everything was provided. Although, As big as d Igwe is, we still paid 4 accommodation and many self providing things. U̶̲̥̅̊ most hv heard people saying that Ebonyians eat people, well don't gv it a second taught coz its not true. They may be stingy though and can be very hostile. Respect however is accord Corpers except if U̶̲̥̅̊ go beyond borders. It will interest U̶̲̥̅̊ 2knw however dat night life is not encouraging there but there are nice looking places U̶̲̥̅̊ can visit mostly in Abakaliki. Places like Women Development Centre(WDC), Spring lake $ salt spring Hotel, Bush bar @d stadium, Exotic hall, Fatilami Park etc. The state pays #5000 and dey pay it every 4 months if U̶̲̥̅̊'re in govt school. Some pay on a monthly bases. By the Secondary Education Board(SEB). Let me stp here so dat U̶̲̥̅̊ can experience the rest ursef. Advise: plz drnk only treated water or pure water. Dnt kp late night. For guys, dnt mess wt their girls coz Ebonyi is the highest HIV infested state in naija. Abstinence is d key but if U̶̲̥̅̊ most 'do', latex isn't expensive. Get cash @ hand every 2wks coz banks are only in Abakaliki $ Afikpo. Join National Association of Catholic Corpers(NACC) or RCCF. NAMC is for muslim corpers. Ebonyi water is a bit salty dats Y its called the salt of the nation coz there is abundant of salt there. If U̶̲̥̅̊'re lucky to stay where bore hole water is, gud luck but still use dettoite as disinfectant. Corpers they form well well so if U̶̲̥̅̊ most arrange akpako, let it be a Corper. No worry, d money nor fit buy motor so save for bizness nor be motor Wish U̶̲̥̅̊ a peaceful Service year. 5 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: CENTRAL BANK OF JOKES by MCDumexx: 5:59pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
anodebe: A black man entered a U̶̲̥̅̊ nor see wetin start ds thread? |
Jokes Etc / Re: CENTRAL BANK OF JOKES by MCDumexx: 5:55pm On Nov 03, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: 012Na wa o! I prefer the audio sha |
Jokes Etc / Re: CENTRAL BANK OF JOKES by MCDumexx: 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: 002 Nicest |
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Gives Conditions For Cease Fire.. . . . by MCDumexx: 7:02pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Members of "Jama’atul Ahlis Sunnah Lidda’awati Wal Jihad". Sounds 2me like "jabulani futbal team". Na cease-fire U̶̲̥̅̊na won do abi na cease Bombing? Nonsense! Why stop now? Is it becoz a Governor is yet 2be prosecuted, U̶̲̥̅̊ go out bombing places? Mumucious imbeciles, wait make I catch U̶̲̥̅̊ 4dat hole wey U̶̲̥̅̊ dey. Boko hadiot! Mtsheewwww! |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Hate English by MCDumexx: 8:20pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
ITbomb: ^^^ u win LolL̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿ . I dnt mean it a bad way. 'Just need U̶̲̥̅̊ 2surf here first b4 posting lyk U̶̲̥̅̊ commented in hurricane akpos thread. |
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Deputy Governor Resigns by MCDumexx: 8:10pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
kabba7: THE MAN COULD HAVE BITTEN MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW U̶̲̥̅̊ just spoke my mind. He may have been found wanting and was asked †̥o resign †̥o save face. If for integrity purpose, Let him spill the reason he resigned. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: AKPORS N D THIEFS by MCDumexx: 7:56pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
All these yoke U̶̲̥̅̊ don lie abt akpors. Wait, I don gv Akpors ur house address. U̶̲̥̅̊ go explain all these yoke †̥o am. |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Hate English by MCDumexx: 7:45pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
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Culture / What Is Ur Take On The Culture On Right And Left Hand by MCDumexx: 6:34pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
It is a common norm in Nigeria that one should respect elders no matter the side of the offense one is on. In achieving this, many aspects are check mated so that one is not found wanting. Of course in the doings of man, the gift of both hands(right and left) are simultaneously involved; working together sometimes independently all to achieve a set gaol. It is however common in our societies today that, when it comes to passing/given money, plate, phone, pen, paper, pot; any item at all to someone and mostly the elderly, the right hand should be used in doing so. And if you perform homo task using the left hand, you get punished or rebuked some how. Leaning on this, my plight then is: - Who made the right hand a must use in passing/given any item to anybody, be it from a lad to a lad or from young to old and vice versa? - Why is it termed "Disrespectful" when the left hand is used to perform the mentioned task? It is my understanding that people who are right handed have the left part of brain orchestrating their doings and the right part of the brain, orchestrating that of those left handed.(Dunno how true this is but I hope the scientist will have their say on this). If the above statement is correct, should we now blame the orchestra (God) for his endowments? Should you not spare the rod because a child gave U̶̲̥̅̊ an item with the simplest humility of intent using the left hand? Or because it is "Our Culture", we should forcefully change a perfected way of handling things to suit our right-hand culture? Reading between the lines you will discern that I am saying it doesn't matter which hand is used to pass an item across hence people who force the use of the right-hand refrain from such act. One may say "it is in our culture and may be hard to start talking of change now". Well, it was also in our culture to kill twins in the early days and that was abolished and a new way of life was/is embraced. Anyways, I guess that's ђã†̥ makes us Nigerians. We try to mole a child to be conscious of right hand doings even if s/he is left-handed so as to be Independent of choice and full of hand using dexterity when fully grown. So, does it matter if a right-hand or left-hand is used to pass an item to you? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Dat Kind Lie Sef!!! Greatest Liar Ever by MCDumexx: 3:05pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Am seeing it 4d 1st tym. Kudos @OP. U̶̲̥̅̊ wey young, how U̶̲̥̅̊ take know say d joke old pass d poster? |
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