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MOGUL.O:
Hahhahhahahahahhahaha! Asaba-Goat


dats a nice nick-name!

Asaba man: in dat case i hereby tender my appology from d dept of my heart. one luv bro.

Asaba man: Y will she not try to u one leg woman wraper albino...mtseeeew.

Lagusta: O boy, she don enter gbege ooo


Well, if she wore pad, she could just pee in it

ATMC: let me check? But y u asking? Are u experiencing temporary impotence?

emris: u don kolo o.
na to piss for body o

larride:

Chibest2000: Buahahahahahaa, dis guy d yearn 2 far a job of 800,000k per month. Hahahahaaa

ebamma: Once upon a night,na him akpan just dey waka for road,as him dey go him come meet one girl her name na Angel
Akpan:Fine girl how u dey
Angel:I dey fine
Akpan:you go follow me come my house
Angel:yes
as akpan go reach him house with angel
Akpan: make i comot your skirt
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i comot your blouse
Angel:yes
Akpan make i comot your pants
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i put my dick for your toto
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i begin fucck you
Angel:yes
After 30minutes akpan come tire
Akpan:make i bring my wallet come remove money pay you
Angel:u think say i be ashawo,i no be ashawo,i be hiv/aids distributor,na pesin send me make i come distribute am give u
Akpan faints

2kurupt: If this is true then what then happens to non-indigenes?
This is hard to believe especially as they have always made public announcements concerning this exercise.

ITbomb: it was fun talking with u . Part of the joke sha.
Chillax

Lagusta: Why una dey exchange words like this nah....

Abeg give it a rest!!!!

Your conversation gaan na joke on its own...

lele Ekpa: i was there on wed. And friday and there was nothing going on. Iam going to perm sect office on monday for submission.

ITbomb: Is pc an English word?
U don start name calling
If I beat u now , dem go charge me for Animal Cruelty.

ITbomb: Come on , u can do better than this.
I'm sure u meant laptop. Well it's mine.
When last did u post on nl using a pc or lappy.
Thank God for GSM

ITbomb: Congratulations. This is the first post that I have made full comprehension.
U r improving fast boi, just another 3 days on nl and u will be too good in making ur opinion known in written English.
But wait o, was that a threat? Come on bring it on

ITbomb: Well my bad , I actually tried joining all those pieces of trash to make a meaningful sentence in English. I guess I failed woefully.

ITbomb: Can you repost that trash in English letters using a better phone.
Was that axiom or assume?
Are you sure u r taking ur JAMB classes seriously

CLIQBOY: [size=100pt]FALLS FROM BIKE[/size]

ITbomb: Welcome to the internet Bro , it is actually fun to surf around , look for jokes and post them.
However becareful so that u don't post what people had been seeing for the past 3 years .
It makes u look silly

m.k.o2005:
Yes ! 'Those HE loves HE chastise'HE did it with love. HE was even making positive case for sinners.HE never used all these words i see here on NL. Those who do not believe Christ are happy and want to make us see that Christianity is all about hatred.But off course you and I knows that even christ said we should love our enemies.Pray for them DUMEX ! Not to curse them.Christ to peter knew at that time that it was the devil who wanted to use peter and Christ rebuked the devil.And was still in heavily unconditional love with Peter.
Dumex,the atheists and all those who do not belives that Jesus is lord should see that love in us. Let's stop the use of those negative words cos it won't change the pastors cos they are fulfiling the word of Christ concerning the last days. What we should do is not to go to them and their teachings if we can truely discern ! We need more of the study of the word and with the help of the holy spirit,we can tell that which is pure !
Shalom

kooto: Sorry this is not what the bible refer to as unpardonnable sin, those who beat, mock and crucify Jesus what will you call that? unpardonnable sin is sin against the HOLY SPIRIT.

m.k.o2005:
All these hate coments shouldn't come from a christian.I mean true christian.But if it's comming from an atheist or one who do not believe in the Almighty God,the creator of the heavens and earth,then we won't be surprised.Pls i beg all you ignorant christian brothers not to engage in using all these hate words and comments cos it won't take us any where on earth not to talk of into heaven.There are fake and originals of everything.For pastors,Christ said it and how come we are confused or surprised now ? Ur hate coments won't change them cos they are fulfilling scriptures,rather ur hate words and comments will change YOU and take YOU to hell.All we need is to identify them and move on with our own race. Remember it's a personal race.But if you must correct them bocos you love them and do no wish to see them in hell,why not do that with love and continue to pray for them.
Shalom

Zodiac61: Dear sensitive soul, sorry if all the 'insults' have been hurtful. However, the truth hurts, doesn't it.
Where do you want me to start - pastors are liars, cheats, hypocrites, ignorant human beings, who hide their ignorance and bigotry behind the bible.
They fleece their followers, and promote bigotry, hatred and stupidity. They are money grabbing wasters, who think they are entitled to special privileges because they make noises about a non-existent god.
There, I have said it. If your (sky fairy) god is unhappy about what I have just written, I guess he knows where to find me. I look forward to his considered actions.