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The list for interview is out. So go and check your names at the state secretariat for your interview date and time. Just heard it on radio and am on my way to the secretariat.
Goodluck

Tnx dear. I'll try & check

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My chest don dey pain me 4rm †̥oo much laff.
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mistaswag: Three University guys dodged exam because they did not read.
so They came up with a plan,got themselves dirty using grease
then went to see the lecturer. Sir we are
sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our
way back the car broke down tryin 2 find what the problem was we became so dirty as you can see. The lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare.
After three days they went to the lecturer veryready for the exam because they had studied. The lecturer put them in there separate classes. There were only four
questions in the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married?
(25 mks)
2. Where was the reception held?(25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car broke down?(25mks)
4.What type of a car broke down? (25mks)
Good luck,
your answers must be the same.!!!

ob0i!!!

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . U̶̲̥̅̊ go fear answer na

dvdon: My childhood was fun when I was;
Signing contracts
Donating releif materials
Buying shares
Aiming forbes list of richest kids
Paying over 200 staff members of mine in each of my 3 companies as at then.

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . ђã†̥ a luvly dream. Wake up my guy.

thegoodjoehunt: A black guy coached PSG last season before Carlo Ancelotti took over. His name is Antoine Kombouaré.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Kombouar%C3%A9

Hmm! Another good hunt bro. Nice digging. More and more black folks keep emerging. I wish I could see 3 or more of them in each league. Tnx bro

dominique: there was a black coach in epl last season. coach of wolves (cant remember his name) though they got relegated to championship. i think he's still with them. as for finding a black coach in other european clubs esp bundesliga, dont hold ya breath.

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . Yeah. I'll certainly not hold  breath on the other leagues. U̶̲̥̅̊ are very correct. His name is Terry Cornner.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/wolverhampton-wanderers/9103200/Profile-Terry-Connor-Wolves-new-manager.html

Am really thrilled a female knows this much abt futbal. I duff my cap. Tnx.

easysan: Hello , dre s black coach in Epl norwich.dre coach s black man

Hmmm! Tnx very much.

PretiEbony: Wats my Business dia??.?
wether you lost your wallet or your wallet lost you, i don't care!

So much 4 fun.

PretiEbony: [size=14pt]Hmm.. Two handsome men[/size]











Who do i choose??.?







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[size=18pt]Marriage Cancelled [/size]


Bunmioguns! oya go work for your office
Larride! go Rest
Erm... Valiant, laitesmart, Mc Dummex and Lagusta. you all should go home



And as for you Mogul.o! hmm...

Going home might be difficult 4 me. I just lost my wallet and my house address is inside. And why cancel the marriage? I have been paid my charge already and I can't return it o. Bunmioguns, try and plead wt her.
BTW, who says U̶̲̥̅̊ can't marry two men?

gilmaro: Dear, just for laughs ......Wife Comes Home Late At Night And Quietly Opens The Door To Her Bedroom,from Under The Blanket She Sees Four Legs Instead Of Two.She Reaches For A Baseball Bat And Starts Hitting The Blanket As Hard As She Can.Once She'S Done,she Goes To The Kitchen To Have A Drink.As She Enters,she Sees Her Husband There Reading A Magazine."Hi Darling",he Said,"Your Parents Have Come To Visit Us,so I Let Them Stay In Our Bedroom.Hope You Said Hello To Them...Enjoy Your day. Hahahahaha...Lol.

$$hhiiiiiiiittttttttttt!!! Gilmaro, U̶̲̥̅̊ for create Your own thread na. This is tragic-liciously + funny-liciously funny. That's good 4 her. She didn't even give the benefit of doubt. I wonder ђã†̥ her siblings will do 2her.

Homar: Bush pig at my top

Homar, wahala no dey. I know ђã†̥ U̶̲̥̅̊ can do. Make sutiboy come talk hin mind. Na d midgets side I no understand.

Valiantvaliant: NJPC Means Nairaland's Junk Parkers' Commission. Whose heads are Homar, Sutoboy, and some other midgets.
I take my leave.

Hmm! Fear catch me o!

[quote author=bunmioguns]which kind choice she get. . .she must like u by fire by thunder

I pray o. Me with am be dey on logger-heads some tym past. I no weda she don simile down.

larride: For your mind you don sabi yab be dat abi SMHS


I no try me ooo

Na my job be dat. I double try U̶̲̥̅̊!

larride: She's nobody spouse until our divorce is over

Where is she now? Did U̶̲̥̅̊ not collect d bribe up there?

bunmioguns: dont worry, u will be d MC dt day while Mogulo will be d gateman

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . U̶̲̥̅̊ sure dats a gud idea? Your spouse no lyk me o. I dey wait 4her consent

bunmioguns: OP means Original Poster

U̶̲̥̅̊ 2 much. Two and half gboza 4 U̶̲̥̅̊. Gboza! Gboza!! Gboo!!!

Laitesmart: No mind larride. He dey sensitively and sentimentally unbalanced... OP means Oga Poster

U̶̲̥̅̊'re truly smart. One luv!

larride: PROJAN: PROGRESSIVE JOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND

NJPC: IT MEANS NOTHING

OP: GO ASK GOOGLE







Bush Rat

Its gud 2know U̶̲̥̅̊ can write. I understand the Bush part though. Hope its not a Projan tin? Anyway, that's ђã†̥ happens when U̶̲̥̅̊ take advice $ medicine 4rm Native doctors. How is Your health now? R U̶̲̥̅̊ still paralyzed? Sorry! Nx tym, visit a certified doctor.

Sorry, if U̶̲̥̅̊'re looking for a joke? This ain'†̥ it. Just need 2 clear some $hit.

As some one bursting through the huddles in NL joke section, there are some acronyms that I'm still novice †̥o and I seriously want 2know there meanings.

1) All most all posted threads with an underneath comment(s) has "@ OP" to it before actual comment. I know it (OP) to be "out of point" but the context to which it is used here is confusing. Plz help me if there is a different meaning 2i†̥ here.

2) ђã†̥ does "PROJAN" mean?

3) ђã†̥ is NJPC?

Plz 4gv me for drawing U̶̲̥̅̊ back but help me with the meaning to all these. I am open to yabs †̥oo. Tanku

MOGUL.O:
Bunmiogun & His new found LOVER pretiEbony....



God bless this Union!


Hurrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

What God has joined together, let no man put assunder!

When we go pop d kunu na? Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

bunmioguns: One Rainy Night,


A man was walking down a Muddy road,

when a Slow moving car came and stopped near Him, without Hesitation,


He opened its door and Sat on the Co-Driver's seat..


The Car started Moving Slowly, looking atThe Driver's Seat, there was No driver, the man became Soo afraid..

Just as He was trying to recover from the shock,

A hand pooped from Outside and Started controling the steering wheel,.


The man Became Really afraid, And Frozed on His Seat,, he started Praying for His Life..


Just as he was praying, the slow Moving car approached a Corner, wondering What will happen, again the Hand pooped in from outside And Steered the Car Round the Corner....



Now the man became Really afraid, Gathered all his strength, opened the Door, and Fell outside, woke up, Ran to a Late night Restuarant and Ordered a Hot Drink, sat on one Corner and Try to recover From the shock..




As He was having His Drink, two guys with mud all over entered the Restuarant and Ordered a Drink..




One Of them said,













"Look at that eediot in the Corner,













He Is the One who Entered In the Car While we were Pushing it













This Joke is dedicated to Bin Gbagbo, Larride, xymc, valiantvaliant, Mogulo and all the Projan Crew as well as my new found love; Prettiebony. . .wishing you all












Barka De Easter

Funny! LWMMPK

ybot: Akpos steals meat inside a pot of stew nd the mother accuses him...here is the conversation btw dem

Mother : Akpos!!
Akpos :yes mama!!
Mother : y did u steal d meat in d pot of stew?
Akpos : me ke !...i did not steal any meat oooo!!..is it big or small ?
Mother : no
Akpos :sweet or not
Mother : sweet
Akpos : u see..i dont even kno so how come you are now accusing me?
Mother : oya swear! swear!!
Akpos : ok...if i stole meat 4rm d pot of stew,rain shuld fall
Voice 4rm above: hahahahahahahahahaha
(rain starts falling)
Mother : ok..now did u steal it or not?
Akpos surprised)..its a lie ooo,rain is a liar..ok if rain is telling d truth,this
morning shuld quickly turn to night
Voice 4rm above: hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
(within 2secs,morning turned 2 nigth)
Mother : do u av any more swear again?
Akpos : haba!!...ehhhh!!..i dont kno y d world is against me oo..ok....if
morning is saying the truth,i shuld b a billionaire 4rm now on till i die
Voice 4rm above : if i hear!!
Akpos : ?

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​
Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

Emodeee: Yeah..welcome to my thread..sometimes when i go through comment nd post of of some babes nd dudes on NL....seriously they sound funny...i've come across names like UNA BE FOOL, ABUJAFOOD, nd d most funniest of name to me is OMO ALATA..Hw can someone bear pepper seller anyways she may av her reasons..i marvel at these names nd i'm like why do they bear these names...add urs?

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MOGUL.O:
Fearful soldier

Fear? As in? I am not a master of everytin. Wen I see anytin creative, I laff. Fear? I neva see d MF wey I fit fear 4my life, not to talk of in NL.

mistaswag: suraju: Mom you lied to me
Mom: When?
suraju: You said my Younger Brother is a Small Angel.
Mom: Ye he is.
suraju: He didnt Fly when i threw him from the Balcony

GBAM!!!
the mother fainted

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

dani1luv: A woman and her 7years old son were inside a Keke Napep. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing by the roadside.

The Boy asked; Mummy, what are all those women doing?. His Mother replied; They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.

The Keke Napep driver turned around and said; Why don't you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money.

The Boy's eyes got wide and asked; Mummy is that true?. His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; Yes.

After a few minutes, the boy asked; Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?. She replied; Most of them become Keke Napep drivers.

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Nigerians are somewhat recognized by their dressing, music style, and mostly by intonation. So plz answer this riddle.

If you hear him mention his cell phone number as :::

Zelo two zelo , tsree wine wine zelo wine zelo wine

Then the dude is from?

Though, it is an English Premier league(EPL), Spanish La li ga, German Bundersliga, Italian Seria A...etc. Does it mean that there is/are no qualified black Coach(es) to manage the on the field affairs of any club in the aforementioned leagues?

Of course, one may quickly ask the question if there are White Coaches on any of the African Premier league and the answer is "wait make I find out"... Yes!!!

This done on me after viewing the Professional Footballers Association(PFA) new six ordeal for any footballer who racially abuse any colleague.

Check the link below:

http://m.goal.com/x/en/news/3474567


If the defense or back up for non black coach inclusion to handle club's affairs is that "The league is strictly for English, Spaniard, Italian, or Germans".

The question is:-
1) Are there no black people in the England, Spaniard, Italian or German people?

2) If No. Why are there black players in the league?