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Tnx 4ur effort

Hahahahhahahhahhahahhhhhhaahahahahhahahhahahhahahaha! 5 years and counting achievement is †̥o make Asaba the best State capital in Naija. Shai! The He-goat runs close to N75million on diesel monthly to power only street lights where as there are no jobs for Deltans.

No road in Asaba except for the tiny Nnebisi road. Na only govt side to surmit try small.

Abeg, no need to waste effort here jare. Make I go back to.....$hit! Dem don cease light

Copied or not, I laff well

Is toy a god?

Is copy a cat?

Is Face a book?

Is lap a top?

Is car a pet?

Is Naira a Land?

See, let me tell you something. Forget all those lengthy wishes that I don't really mean but remember this bcoz I mean it. I do not wish you wha†̥ you wish urself except its a good wish (coz I no know weda you won kill urself) but I wish you a fun filled New Year

MAYANs say world go end today. Abeg trumpet don sound for una area?? Our neighbour gen no allow person hear word O.
Abeg, make una sleep with open eye oo incase somebody me$$ sound like trumpet.

Ring! Ringgg!! Ringgg!!!

Sambo: Ah! Dumexx, how is bizness?

Dumexx: Biz is pure.

Sambo: I'm sure you called after hearing about the alleged N16b building probe.

Dumexx: got me on sir.

Sambo: Well, the money is actually more than N16b coz I paid in dollars.

Dumexx: Aren'†̥ you Scared of EFCC findings?

Sambo: Mtcsheeeew! 16billion na money? How much Eteh Take renovate house b4 she was removed from the Senate seat? How much Balogun, the convicted IG of police that year take build houses? How much Alamehsia take comot from London prison like woman? How much Ibori hama? How much OBJ take build Otah Farm? How much Jega take run Election? How much Atiku take buy Agip? How much OBJ take buy anything bell: Bell view, Cowbell, bell library, bell transcorp etc? How much oyedepo take buy Jet? Abeg, nor make me vex? You know who get the land wey I take build the house?

Dumexx: No vex. I just won knw weda na true

Bummioguns

A man lost everything because of his drinking habit. This evening he saw empty bottles on a bar table, He smashes 1 bottle swearing "my wife left me because of you", Smashes a 2nd bottle "you are the reason i don't have kids", 3rd bottle " you are the reason i don't have a job", But the 4th bottle was sealed and full of liquor, So he said 'stand aside, i know you are not involved

Cuddlemii: OAU is top notch.
You can hardly find an OAU graduate that does not stand out.
Brains, Intellect, linguistics & fantastic English skillz.
Plus their men are always fine, clean, cool, calm & collected.

GBAM!!! Written, ordained, signed and sealed by Baba God. Great Ife!!! OBA AWON UNIVERSITY. Conscious, Vigilant and Progressive.

I just copied this; written by Basketmouth from my FCB page. Boo or laff it out.


A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasn't around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.
She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her

husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they did it all!

Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening had been? He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "You know, I didn't dance even one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you...from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time

Hahaha;Dhhahahahahhaahh . What is with these Government with banning? I wonder if some of them don't know simple Economic-Business Principle. To start up a biz, one of the criteria is you need to have a ready market and very close to resources.

The sale of coffins even give potential users to point out the one they want b4 the unthinkable happens. It can even serve as a point of reminder for those who are yet to write a "WILL" to do so. Also to those who leave reckless lives to meet God b4 they kick Gee Pee Tank

I think there should be a re-think of the proposed banning action

Eya! U see wetin kpekus dey cause. Loose my eye? Except say I nor see again. I go...I go...I go..I go jst maintain. Make I know loose another one

Mine is " shai! Shai!! Shai!!! Hmm!"

fatdon1: The board of directors of the Nigeria Security Printing and Minting Company (NSPMC) met yesterday over the scandal that rocked the establishment where it was revealed that a whopping N2.1 billion of newly printed N1,000 notes have mysteriously gone missing.

The board meeting, chaired by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, decided to expand the investigation and audit the production of other currency denominations to ascertain the quantity of money that has actually gone missing over the years.

LEADERSHIP had exclusively reported that an acting managing director, Ahmed Bamali, had been appointed to head the Mint company while Ehi Okomoyon, who was the chief executive, was asked to proceed on indefinite leave.

A source with insider knowledge of what transpired at the meeting told LEADERSHIP that the suspension of Okoyomon as managing director on an indefinite basis until all investigations have been concluded was reaffirmed.

The head of security at the NSPMC, Emmanuel Bala, has also been asked to go on compulsory leave by the board of directors of the company. The general manager, management services, Obi Igoban is expected to write him the letter of suspension today.

LEADERSHIP also gathered that the board faulted the suspended MD for failing to disclose to it that such amounts of money had gone missing even though the company had set up an internal investigation after a mint staff was arrested in Lagos for being in possession of unnumbered bank notes.

The board meeting, which reportedly started at about 10am, did not end until 3pm. Other than the initial audit report, the board also discussed routine and budgetary issues.

The CBN had to set up its own audit team, whose findings were put to the board yesterday, and a unanimous vote affirmed that Okoyomon should continue on indefinite suspension.

Part of the CBN audit team’s investigation is to unravel why the management of the Mint company has consistently refused to place Closed-Circuit Television (CCTV) in its Abuja and Lagos factories, and why other security measures were deliberately set aside.

The audit team had, however, established that the theft of printed bank notes could be traced to security lapses and security personnel who take custody of newly printed bank notes, and when there were shortages, they were never reprimanded. The entire security department is said to be directly under the supervision of MD.

LEADERSHIP also learnt that this would be the second time that Okoyomon would be going on suspension as he suffered a similar experience in 2007 for three months when Charles Soludo, who had appointed him in the first place, was CBN governor.

After seven and a half years on the job, Okoyomon has been the longest serving MD of the NSPMC, with previous chief executives spending an average of five years in office.


www.247nigerianewsupdate.com/mint-scandal-n2-1-billion-worth-of-n1000-notes-missing/

Ok!

This' ђã†̥ made me cry
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I'm not sure its the same dress coz the dress on Tiwa is lighter than that of Solanke.

Also; Tiwa's need pressing while Solanke's is pressed.

Solanke's bosom is a bit defined but Tiwa's is jst size 11.5 or undefined.

Tiwa's looks rumpled 4rm her chest †̥o the belly making †̥he dress less fitting or may be becoz she is pressed to a partner. Solanke's looks stretched and fitting may be becoz she's standing alone.

Tiwa's belly is also conspicuous in †̥he dress. Solanke, drop Your hand make I see Your belly

Finally, tiwa background is livelier than solanke's. May be solanke was on her way to the..... (Fill in d gap)

Verdict: they are still both handsome

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