₦airaland Forum

I LUV NIGERIA MY COUNTRY:Where ladies don't acceptflowers for valentine or birthdaygift.•Where blind beggars rejectFake naira notes.-Where it takes girls long time toaccept a guys proposal..• Where parents claim theywere always firstposition in school.• Where you can be a driver foryears without a DRIVER'sLICENCE•Where Ministers don't knowthe National Anthem.-Where poor ppl are jailed 45 yrsfor stealingSpaghetti or mobile phone and rich ppl are bailedfor #750,000 stealing Billions .-Where getting admission intode University is a miracle•Where we fight for everythingto gain admission into university,to get a job and worse still toget a degree.• Where u are robbed of yourphone and therobbers come back for ur Pincode & charger.•where every toothpaste iscalled macclean and everydetergent is Omo and whereevery Newspaper is calledPaper.-Where every cooking oil iscalled oil.-Where politicians steal nationalfunds and call it securityVotes.-Where every noodle is indomie.-Where every gal needsbrazzillian hair after a week ofdating and needs Cambodianhair after a month.-Where network providers stealur credits and give It back asbonus...-where 16 governors against 18 governors can elect a leader and d president will recognize the looser.-where 5 people out of 27 can impeach their leader-where every PHCN worker isknown to be a thief.- where 82 people in same country will be dumped at opiweka head bridge @3:20am claiming they were relocated to there families.-where a police officer will shoot at arm less okada man and claim s he is an arm robber.-where a senator will alloyd anothersenator head with a maze in d nameof national interest! Abi na becos of bad government him de beat d other senator?-where a police officer will stop you and demand for #25,000 bribe telling you the $50 in ur wallet na spirit u wan give am?Where people jubilate whenPHCN brings back our lights.-Where de govt invests‪#‎750billion‬into guineafowl production, and after 2yrs,they only hav 200 guinea fwlsand 26 eggs laid. and still cantfind #800 billion to pay universitylecturers.-Where de govt invests #250billion intoafforestation, and afta 2yrs, detrees cant befound, nd we are told dat theyhv been burnt.-Where each senators is paid$22.76 billion (if he/sheretained de seat) and $33.11billion (if he/shelost de seat) and yet der is nomoney to payASU teachers.Nigerian, ourREPUBLIC !!!I pledge 2 accept the VERDICTof the SUPREME Court.I amtoo proud as Nigeria than2 be a REFUGEE in anotherCOUNTR

A COUNTRY WITH DIVERSE TRIBES, DIVERSE RELIGIOUS BELIEVE,DIVERSE CULTURE,DRESSING AND THE REST, YET THEY HAVE SHOWN THAT THERE IS UNITY IN DIVERSITY....

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

mildteddy: Since you bothered to ask, Nigeria is a Boundary sketched by the British colonialists, to serve their idea of a nation, existing against all the odds emanating from the diversity of the people constrained and confined within that boundary.
Nigeria is an experiment. A laboratory rat, just like Sudan, But unlike Sudan because Nigerians are different; Patient, smart, hardworking and mischievous lot. They have a wry sense of humour, hard to understand at times but effective.
Nigeria is an Illusion, but the people confined by it - called Nigerians are real.

WOW...

since i made the post, let me go first......
NIGERIA.........
GOOD PEOPLE.......
GREAT NATION........
BAD LEADERS.......

HELLO WRITERS, LETS SHOW OFF OUR WRITING SKILLS HERE. IN FEW WORDS DESCRIBE NIGERIA IN YOUR BEST OPINION.