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siraj1402:
A BOMBSHELL!! – ANOTHER HORROR STORY FROM THE INTELLIGENCE FILES!!

My people, because of the tireless and fearless work that we do at CUPS, which involves enlightening our people on how to save themselves from corruption, misrule, tyranny, occupation, and genocide, we get a lot of leaked information from informants in Nigeria. Some of it is excellent, and some of it is just recycled conspiracy ideas on Facebook. Meanwhile we at CUPS have near perfected ways of verifying leaked information sent to us using different techniques, including the use of digital forensics, which is one of my fields of expertise as a Computer Security Research Scientist.We therefore don't publish any story unless be really believe there are elements of truth in it.

The story below reached us this morning (23/02/2015). It came from one of our reliable sources in Nigeria. It is one of the most disturbing stories that we have yet received. Read it and make your own judgement!

“I have it on a strong ground that there is a plan to capture a Shekau before the week to elections. And the captured Shekau who is currently undergoing training on what to say and do will mention Buhari as one of their core sponsors. The target according to the source is to discourage Southern voters and the Northern Christians (from liking Buhari). The confession is alleged to be so perfectly planned that Buhari may even be arrested and even those who love him may think twice (about his sincerity). The sum of 4.5 billion Naira is purportedly budgeted. The purpose of this budget I am told is for bribing some Northern clerics so when the time comes, they will pacify their followers (to reject Buhari as he is BoKo Haram sponsor). There will purportedly be audio of phone calls (between Buhari and the Boko Haram leaders). Buhari will not be able to sue the government since it will be an arranged confession of a captured terrorist. Now, I am not saying this (leak) is true. But knowing how desperate these PDP people are, they can do just anything to get Buhari out of the way. Honestly, I am deeply, deeply, deeply, worried. In fact, I am troubled. Kindly share this and let the world know about this evil machination of the PDP before it is too late. Kindly do it. The person who gave me this information is an Intelligence officer with the Army. He looks worried too.”

May God save Nigeria and Nigerians. Amen.

Dr. Idris Ahmed.
https://twitter.com/CUPS_nigeria
https://www./cupsnigeria/
http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/dr-idris-ahmed/34/628/71b
23/02/2015.

Super story

PapiWata:
The sane world eagerly awaits the day when that lunatic monkey Pastor Jaguda shuts up forever and dies.

After erecting an illegal 6-floor structure on a foundation designed for ONE floor, and then preventing rescuers from saving the lives of those trapped inside for a whole ffucking day after the building collapsed into rubble, this thieving bastard still has the gall to issue his usual brain-dead declarations to the press, even as the South Africans get ready to sue him into well-deserved bankruptcy, over their citizens killed alongside 120 other lemmings in that rickety building.

Ffuck you Pastor Jaguda, and you can take your death-cult press releases and cram them up your crusty asz, you ffucking greedy little goblin.

From ur name! U̶̲̥̅̊ deserve all wat uve said........enjoy Dem in quantum!

Mikolo70:
You are a big F...L!...is ISIS on America's territory?

Ɯh̶̲̥̅̊Ɣ †ђξ insult?.......we'll, ur name makes me wonder Ɯh̶̲̥̅̊Ɣ ure ere! SMH

Uni ilorin primary school........ask any Abusite hw far about dis......#TEACHES

Subject Here - Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.....
*this 1 just happened now now....devil na man or woman?
Still lookin 4 M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ charger though

Wia M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ charger Ợ̇º°˚˚°ºoo

M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ charger Ợ̇º°˚˚°ºoo

Still looking 4 M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ charger since on Christmas day

Finally leaving for FRANCE......#looks for charger. *in op voice....who get Z10 charger abeg?

I love dis ........#teamrespectIGBOculture

“Have you ever found a treasure?” I once asked my father. He smiled a big smile and told me this story. That was many years ago and I have never forgotten it.

“Once when I was about ten years old” my father told me, “I went treasure hunting with my older sister. She had heard some people talking about a treasure chest that was supposed to be hidden in a hillside cave, way at the back of an empty lot about a mile from where we lived. One day during our summer vacation we went there and spent two or three hours looking for the entrance to the cave. Then, as I was trying to squeeze between two big boulders, I suddenly fell into a hole. It was the mouth of a tunnel that led to the cave.

My sister and I crawled through the tunnel into the cave. It was very dark but we had brought a flashlight and as we shined it around we were shocked to see that there was a large wooden chest about ten feet ahead of us. Neither of us had thought we would really find a treasure.

We ran to the chest and pulled it open. It was filled with silver and gold coins. I started to count them but my sister told me to stop. This is only money she said. This is not a real treasure. If you want money all you have to do is work for it.

I was going to argue with her when I suddenly noticed a big metal chest on the other side of the cave. ‘That must be the real treasure.’ I yelled and we both ran over to the metal chest. This chest was harder to open and we were very excited when we finally opened it.

The chest was filled with statues of men and animals. Some of the statues were made of ivory, some were made of marble with diamonds for eyes and rubies for lips, and some were made of gold. I took one of the gold statues out of the chest and stood it up. Since I was knelling it almost reached my chin. ‘Don’t do that!’ yelled my sister. ‘This is only beauty and art. It is not a real treasure. There must be something better here.’

But there was nothing else in the cave. We searched and searched but the two chests were all there was. Then the battery in the flashlight started to die. The bulb grew dim. We got scared and crawled back to the tunnel. I wiggled through but my sister got stuck half way into the tunnel. I tried to pull her out but I couldn’t. I began to cry. ‘Find someone to help me.’ my sister said.

I ran up and down the street knocking on doors and begging people to come with me to help my sister. Nobody would come. Some were watching TV or playing video games. Others were busy eating, or talking on the phone. Some didn’t believe me and some didn’t want to get involved.

The only one who would help was a girl about my age. She got a rope and a spade and a water bottle. We returned to the tunnel and after about a half an hour we got my sister out of the tunnel.

We never told our parents about what had happened. I became good friends with the girl who had helped us. I asked her why she helped us even though she had never even met us before. She told me that there was a commandment in the Torah that said, “Don’t be a bystander when someone else is bleeding.” (Leviticus 19:16)

I grew to admire her very much. She was very responsible, charitable, faithful, kind and loving. I learned a lot from her and when we finished college I realized that she was more than a very good friend. She was the woman I wanted to marry and live with for the rest of my life. That’s your mom.

I also learned that my sister was right. Wealth and great art are nice but as the good book says, “Who can find a capable wife? Her worth is far above rubies. Her husband safely trusts in her. She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the Torah of kindness is on her tongue.” (Proverbs 31:10,26)

In your mother I found the best treasure in the world.”

Meditation: Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal; but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust destroys and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. - Matthew 6:19-21

You will succeed in Jesus Name!

I love this

[b]this is not funny @ all[/b]Heheheheheheh..............#laffin in anger!!!!!!!..........

I imagine the kind cry wey dis pikin do....sowi lil Brava!

Nice

Hiohiohiohiohiohiohio........laffin in hongkong

Jss CRS.....†ђξ man is so annoying that any move U̶̲̥̅̊ make will make U̶̲̥̅̊ pray

SS Auto mechanics....love †ђξ subject but †ђξ man is damn too slow(old age)

University....history of ancient architecture....the man Threatens wit questions and will never answer urs.....gives U̶̲̥̅̊ as an assignment

Chai!!!!!! I d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ come

Kutuma!!!!

Jona e don b 4 u

That's just †ђξ bitter truth

As an architect, moulding is better. Depending on ur mix ratio, a trip of sand will give U̶̲̥̅̊ 300-350 blocks.....I advice strongly that U̶̲̥̅̊ use adequate cement for durability's sake pls!

Observing........

Ợ̇º°˚˚°ºoo boy c colour DJ

Hmmmmmmmmmm

TheRealMrStan:
http://pulse.ng/sports/football/stabbed-to-death-15-year-old-nigerian-footballer-knifed-killed-in-england-id3335882.html

https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/crop3335844/3212783469-chorizontal-w644/Nigerian-teenage-footballer-Joel-Adesina-15.jpg

RIP Joel Adesina

Wat nonsense!!!!! We Ω̴̩̩̩̥¤ go gree Ợ̇º°˚˚°ºoo

C estimated lie............for Gen A̶̲̥̅̊₪D̶̲̥̅̊ omo I fit gree buh †ђξ rest........na politiks