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PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Associates Plan Posthumous Anniversary To Honour Buhari by McLizbae: 12:48pm On Jul 12
This is extremely insensitive and wasteful! Chai!
CrimeRe: How We Secured Release Of Kidnapped Oyo Students – Nigerian Army by McLizbae: 1:59pm On Jul 11
Cleaning your mess. Well what should we say now...
Despite their equal access to social media and publicity, Kidnappers have never mistakenly give stories or insight of how the successfully executed their kidnapping... Eh get why. NA should at least emulate that from them.
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Uses ChatGPT And Other AI Tools - Cambridge Report by McLizbae: 1:24pm On Jul 11
Hmmm... That large enough for an army of a nation.
richkal:
You are very correct bro.

A simple Google search shows that JNIM terrorist group has 30,000 across 5 countries.
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Uses ChatGPT And Other AI Tools - Cambridge Report by McLizbae: 9:14am On Jul 11
I am not surprised a bit by the fact that BH and other factions of Nigerian terrorists have access to facilities as much as the Nigerian army. What scares me a bit is their estimated number in this article: "One major session reportedly involved between 30 and 50 selected leaders and fighters. Each battalion of about 500 fighters sent its most capable personnel for training."
This means that, at the time of this report, the active Boko haram fighters are about (30*500= 15000) to (50*500=25000). I doubt this include the splinters groups.

God please keep protecting me and my own out there.
HealthRe: Before You Wash Another Plate, Read This About Your Kitchen Sponge by McLizbae: 6:26pm On Jul 10
Lols... I am more interested in how the billions of bacteria survive the constant contact with soap.
Foreign AffairsRe: Afrophobia: In Recent South Africa, Even A Driver Is Saying A Foreign Doctor by McLizbae(op): 6:20pm On Jul 10
It's is actually the former.
Kobojunkie:
A foreign trained doctor working as a doctor in South Africa or one working as a driver in South Africa? If the latter, then he may be right. undecided
Foreign AffairsAfrophobia: In Recent South Africa, Even A Driver Is Saying A Foreign Doctor by McLizbae(op):
In recent South Africa, even a South African driver is saying a foreign doctor is taking his job.

Prof. PLO Lumumba


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SrpkDFTHW0&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D
FamilyRe: I Caught Him With My Wife, Just See Who She Cheated On Me With Husband Reacts by McLizbae: 10:15pm On Jul 09
What is happening here? Must be a comedy... Lols
CareerRe: Nigerian Army Salary Increased From ₦49,000 To ₦100,000 by McLizbae: 5:51pm On Jul 09
49k to 100k, lols... Men cannot even be compensated commensurably for signing their life off in service. Na, corruption go finish Nigeria fuel.
PoliticsRe: UK-Based Nigerians Earning £2,600 Worse Than Someone On ₦60k In Nigeria — Bwala by McLizbae: 2:19pm On Jul 09
Nonsense tall!
EducationRe: Gomez Adetutu & Chiamaka Modestus Are Best Graduating Students At The Law School by McLizbae: 2:19pm On Jul 09
Lols..
123papas:
The modest looking one is Modestus
PoliticsRe: South East And Drug! What The NDLEA Statistics Said by McLizbae: 8:33am On Jul 09
This Stat is clearly based on place of arrest rather than the ethnicity of the offenders arrested.
There is wisdom is taking the perpetration of vices far from your place of home and rest.
Foreign AffairsRe: Supreme Leader Khamenei’s Coffin Arrives In Najaf, Iraq (Video) by McLizbae:
You mean it will be worst off to bomb his coffin, than having actually killed him?
Saturnalia:
If they try it, the self-acclaimed God’s Chosen Children will be obliterated from the face of the Earth and there’s nothing their “Reptilian Heavenly Father” can do about it.

You can call me a Muslim fanatic, it doesn’t change a thing.
EducationRe: Gomez Adetutu & Chiamaka Modestus Are Best Graduating Students At The Law School by McLizbae: 8:55pm On Jul 08
Great!
Can we tell who's Gomez or Modestus? Simple answer is No!
But we can admire both as outstanding scholars.

This should be a national standard, otherwise, the nation may never succeed!
Foreign AffairsRe: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by McLizbae: 10:35pm On Jul 07
This is really funny... 🤣🤣🤣
CrimeRe: 3 Women Among Six Suspected Kidnappers Arrested As FCT Police Recover ₦8.25m Ran by McLizbae: 4:42pm On Jul 07
They should test some rifles with their legs. 😠
BusinessRe: Dangote Beats US, Ships ₦757 Billion Jet Fuel To Europe by McLizbae: 4:24pm On Jul 07
My point exactly.
LLMG:
Nigeria should beat and emancipate itself first from terrorists and fulani invasion.
BusinessRe: Dangote Beats US, Ships ₦757 Billion Jet Fuel To Europe by McLizbae: 6:39am On Jul 07
When will Nigeria stand up to even attempt a real fight to beat and emancipate itself?
PoliticsRe: Northerners Will Never Vote For Peter Obi – Ex-borno Governor Sheriff by McLizbae: 6:06am On Jul 07
And will that even make Nigeria fair better? Mshw
SportsRe: Kylian Mbappe Condemns Racist Rant Of Paraguayan Senator by McLizbae:
The Senator went so low and even crashed absolutely. Her emotions and strong racial tendencies took the best of her and exposed her vulnerability and innermost salvage instincts. Shame on her.
SportsRe: Folarin Balogun's One-game Ban Suspended By FIFA, To Play Against Belgium by McLizbae:
Eeeh... Nawa o! Power pass power.. Hmm..

You see this mago-mago, na everywhere eh dey. But na desperate African countries carry am as govt emblem.
PoliticsRe: Ozonna Soludo Dances To "Shame On You Politicians" Song by McLizbae: 4:56pm On Jul 05
Yeye boy... His father even joined for the shaming song.
FamilyRe: Top 10 Countries With High Rates Of Single-parent And Single-mother Households by McLizbae: 7:29am On Jul 05
I don't think Nigeria will come to the list of the first 10 globally, not when Europe, the Americas (other than the USA, which have already been added) and the Caribbean nations aren't accurately represented on the list yet.
TravelRe: Update On Abuja-Benue-Ebonyi-Enugu-Calabar Transahara Superhighway by McLizbae: 7:15am On Jul 05
Calabar is doing well under the regime.

BTW, the engineers and contractors on the Biu-Maiduguri should try to have mou with BH boys o.
Car TalkRe: Car Vibrates At High Speed by McLizbae: 8:32pm On Jul 04
Wheel balancing first!
FamilyRe: Relationship Dilemma by McLizbae: 8:23pm On Jul 04
Make I find space save this comment. Something keep telling me that I will Ned to share this with a sister.
Namaster:
Your sister is 31-year old and DESPERATE.
She's been WAITING for a man to call her OWN for nearly a DECADE.

Plus, she's clearly one of those people born with a built-in NGO software—ALWAYS on the lookout for a project to FIX.

Add that to being CHURCHY and you have a HORRIBLE decision maker like your sister.

The "brother" is banking on the CHURCHINESS of your sister to perpetrate his SCHEME.

His declarations of becoming a "Pastor" is also a RUSE.
With that frame perfectly established from the get-go, he can use BIBLICAL platitudes like being the "head of the family" and "wives submitting to their husbands" to SCAM your sister.

She will make the money.
And be FORCED to let the SCAMMER decide how it's spent.

Your sister is about to learn a very HARSH lesson.
By the time she's done with her education, she'd have become a Single Mother of THREE at 40.

Unfortunately, there is NOTHING you can do.
Women love FORBIDDEN love.

Telling her she's making a TERRIBLE mistake will just HARDEN her resolve.
Plus, it's going to make it more DIFFICULT for her to approach you for HELP when the man INEVITABLY starts showing her PEPPER.

Also, logic will NOT work with her.
Let her LEARN.

It's only MADNESS (and DESPERATION) that'd drive a Master's Degree Holder to be UNEQUALLY YOKED with a 35+ person with ONLY Primary 6 certificate and a VAGUE forward-looking statement of becoming a Pastor.

MADNESS!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Video Of Fish Found In Lekki Room After Flooding by McLizbae: 3:23pm On Jul 03
You are very right. Overflow, especially when your stock already eat enough to reach market size, is a capital loss in fish farming.
JooEeL:
Omo this is just one almost inconceivable way of losing investment in fishing amongst a myriad of other ways. Very risky business. Damn
Nairaland GeneralRe: Video Of Fish Found In Lekki Room After Flooding by McLizbae: 2:42pm On Jul 03
That's catfish fingerlings, definitely from a nearby fish pond overflow. Sorry for the farmer's loss too.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Calls Wife, Oluremi 'Iya Alakara' At Press Corps Dinner In Abuja (Video) by McLizbae:
Lols... It's hard to take anything serious about this country these days. We could change the name of this country if we can not do anything else... I will take Democratic Republic of Cruise
RomanceRe: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by McLizbae: 11:37pm On Jul 02
"I am beginning to agree with the saying that he who finds a [/s]woman[s] [/b]wife[b] findeth a good thing and obtaineth favour from God."

There is a huge difference between finding a woman and finding a wife, especially in marriage.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack NIPSS Again, One Killed by McLizbae: 11:35pm On Jul 02
Where are they always retreating or escaping to?
PetsRe: This Beautiful Bird Just Got Caught In A Trap Not Meant For It by McLizbae: 11:21pm On Jul 02
And probably charge you for some offence... Lols
Omoawoke:
Chai, and dem never care for human beings finish for Nigeria not to talk of animals

In advanced countries, just call animal control and they will be there asap to rescue the animal and set it free

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