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MatrixReloaded:
So in all they are telling us that any church that have ministry at the end of it should be avoided at all cost.

Nice development. I hope it won't just become redundant.

I don't even know if the title fits, or if I am posting in the right section. I just know that I need to share this now that I have the time and energy to type it.

Something crazy happened to me recently. My regular plumber is unavailable so i got this new guy through a neighbor for some plumbing repairs at my place.
To avoid usual rip-off, I mostly tell the artisans to quote their materials. Most fortunately for me, he quoted the plumbing materials, and I got them myself from the stores. It's 42k worth of materials, and I thank God specially that that was not part of the money that entered gbege.

So after the job dude charged me 15k and I drag down to 12k, then I asked for his aza for transfer. He called out his phone number without the first zero, and immediately I finished entering it (under other bank option on my palmpay app), a PalmPay account popped up. Then I asked him, palmpay abi? (really don't know what he actually heard), but the response I got was "Yes". Then I went further to ask him when the name appeared "Kennedy dey the name? " dude still said yes! Then I send the money and show him receipt on my phone.
He left and I about 15 min he was back, saying "the money no enta". Wetin happen, I checked my app again all is normal, the I show him again. That was when he said "oga na Opay be my account". Shuuuu!
But you said yes when I asked "palmpay abi", dude denied o!
But na your number be this nah? Him say yes.
Okay who be A. B. Kennedy? (not real names here for privacy), dude said him nor know.
Wetin be your own full name? Him say Y. Z. Kennedy.
I confuse small, na him i codedly check the number again. Truly, with the same number, Y. Z. Kennedy do exist with Opay! Shuuuu!

[/b]Man, I never knew that was even possible![b]

So, I was quiet, thinking, and carefully characterizing the scam is the whole senerio.
Meanwhile, dude is already agitating, infact, my niece was already wipering some slacking statements to my hears, "may not be his fault bros," lets" just pay him and get him out of here". But omo the only thing I keep telling myself was "na lie nor be here"!

Something told me that A. B. Kennedy must be a relative of Y. Z. Kennedy, and that he is only denying it.
So, I just picked phone, move a bit away, and pretended I made a call to someone about the matter. I spoke loudly with contents that easily let the Kennedy before me understand that the person on the other side is either a soldier or a police. The unknown person on the other side of my fake call promised to send a contact, I thanked him and begged him to send it quickly because of the urgency of the situation. Then I made another fake call to no number, greeted, introduced myself to come from ASP...of xyz division... Then I called Kennedys number out and said its both on Opay and palmpay and I want the full ID of both persons on the account. After the call, I could clearly see that dude understood that the case has been escalated.

So after the calls, everywhere has got calm and dude was already soft. There was a brief graveyard silence, then dude asked me, "oga wetin dey happen now, wetin you go do?" I just replied him calmly: "just be a bit patient, A. B. Kennedy will be located and he will either give the money back to you or me. They also confirmed that A. B. Kennedy is either your father, brother or uncle, but they will confirm soon. Also, they say they would have refund my money immediately, but A. B. Kennedy don quickly comot am from the account"

My people, that last statement made Y. Z. Kennedy leave my house. He was grumbling but picked up his things and left. I have not seen him again for about two weeks.

Is it eating anything?

You should be serious about taking your head back from the private uni wey don use am.

If you think the "ones in 2-4 years ceremonial visits" by NUC delegates is regulation, then you have been gravely deceived.
I have served as adjunct staff in private uni, and I friends all over the places.
You may want to say management of both private and public universities are Nigerians, and there you fail the critical knowledge.
Private uni management are very money- and business-conscious, and the people working there understand that fact. Typically, If you have your money:
1. Any jamb score can give you admission in a private uni (they have their ways of doing that)
2.No matter how poor, a student rarely spill-over (one you reach the last year, you will pass all your courses and graduate)
3. As a lecturer in some private uni, it is a job-threatening offence to score any student F grade. Then, scoring a student F does not mean s/he is coming back to rewrite the course.
4. One lecturer can take up to 15 courses in a semester.
5. One lecturer can belong to 2-3 department e.g Dr. A can be a staff in Chemistry, Biochemistry, and Biotechnology departments
5. A masters degree holder can teach postgraduates courses.
6. Postgraduate programs are mostly jokes: people complete masters and PhD in less that 1 and 2 years, respectfully, in private unis.
7. Most private unis do not actually have functional facilities, especially labs basically equipped for science and technology research.
All these and more yields low quality certifications.

You are definitely a beneficiary of the substandard pay-and-get practices that is very common in many private universities. That is one of the reasons you will even attempt to contend the fact that most private universities go below par generally.

CodeTemplar:
who is in charge of regulating the private universities? Be using your head bro.

Private unis do so many unspeakable things, especially with regard to the quality of certifications.

Love most of the comments before me. May Nigeria rise!

Lols... That comment is actually reasonable. I can say same about you obviously.

AmazingELixir:


Emergency Local 2 by 2 lawyer shift go one side...make i see reasonable comments abeg.

Lols... Young lad is creative! I love that!

They can't. That group you mentioned are difficult to touch and unreachable for the bandits, because they are the ones the security of the country (police, army etc) basically cover.

jetguy:
If no be say sense is far from this bandit's, no be politicians them for help us the kidnapped ..

Those two you mentioned are actually the reset botton. Any thing else is just deleting.. 🤣
And that is major reason why approving automatic weapons for civilians may never happen.

Nukilia:
The reset will affect the politicians and criminal within the security agencies...

Just try to plan what it will be when you and your children are older: There you are with 5 potential strangers in your life. Why do I call them strangers? Because they are now being raised by women who do not care about you, and are already preparing the kids for competitive struggle for whatever you have. Each of them will most likely come only to take as much as they can before your exit, because they will eventually understand that you never loved and cannot be loved.

Sonofgod1990:
Me and you are in dsame shoe 👠👠

Poor people can never relate..
When you have money you will know what we are talking about. When I made my first 10 million naira I decided to buy a Toyota spider of about 6.5 million. Come and see how women were coming to my house like flies, just try and make money you will know that flavor and I are not telling lies

And I'm currently having 3 baby mamas. I will just try and get extra 2 baby mama making it 5 children then I will bring all my children to my house then pursue their mother out. 2 of my baby mama are married currently

That's a major reset.

Baronthecelebri:
Reset which country, the best thing is to divide the country

-Improper book keeping.
-Getting an employee even before u break even.
-Bad location

I can relate these 3 well.

Na the so-called bloody civilians dey even do security intelligence job now...
Just add legalized ownership of automatic guns, and let us reset this country!

"I had already liked him..."
"He said the money he was expecting was hanging. I sent ₦500,000 to him.."

From these account of yours, there is no evidence that he liked you too, and he didn't even asked you for the 500k. So,:
1. Did you categorically told him it's a loan?
2. Is there any mutually agreed conditions attached before or after sending the money to him?
In these cases you will at least know him more than someone that can just be simply blocked on platforms.

If not, he didn't scam you. It is you that is just trying to mix business with pleasure here.

Considering that this is the Nigerian society, the lady's dressing is not responsible. But the harassment is absolutely wrong. Those guys have no rights to treat her like that. BTW, the guys seem so idle too.

These are criminals, but definitely not the ones that are bringing the country to its knees currently. Wake me up when you arrest those fulani terrorists with their ak47.

Fayose is really misbehaving in that Oyo state...

Rubbish too full for most private universities. They do whatever they like and sometimes, at levels that are derogatory to academic institutions.

toffyz:
Look at what is coming out from the founder of a University, chai.

Total indictment, as in 100000% indictment from his statements.

You purposely increased the prices of Transripts exponentially without following any NUC standards due to the requests of students transfer to other institutions.

If your institution is of par with other federal universities or even other private universities, no students would want to leave . It's obviously shown in your statements that some things are wrong in the running of the institution as regards the professional courses you stated.

Work on your system and stop exploiting Nigerians.

That actually make me laugh, as much as Ill like to take things seriously.

Addiction to alcoholism is a big behavioral, healthy, and financial issue. If the addiction is to all those locally made poisons listed there, the liver may even leave much earlier.

We are only living in very awkward times and societies this days. So many things that are actually sane and normal are now seen as abnormal and insane, while the craze, shameful, and abnormal stuffs are now glorified and celebrated.

Look at it in this basic ways: (1) Basically, both the lady that just gave birth and her husband are the old woman's children. (2) A loving mother is expected to go out of her ways to do all she possibly can, for her children.

Now put tjose 2 points together, and tell me if it doesn't still make sense to you that the old woman is willing doing all she can in that house.

In short, the mother is being a true loving mother, it will now rest on your friend and his wife to be true loving children.

Nawa o...

marlow1962:
That's childs play.
Have you ever lived in a compound where one or more of the neighbors have so much envy that they resort to cheap charms?
I bet you haven't.

These guys are not serious at all! Chai

He can't stop. You either deal with him with that knowledge of him or separate from him.

lordm:
Congratulations to them and I wish them luck.


Kwankwoso should stop being a extremist o.

He approved Sharia in Kano

You get sense sir!

EponObi:
Lmaoooo... Abuja primary wey I contest is bad bad. But because of Obi, party is good good, as if she, Obi himself and obidents no see online evidences of serious infractions in other states. See how she twisted it as if the party top leadership (aka Dickson) had no hands in what happened to her and the Abuja primaries. No be Abuja Dickson dey live? Which part of the country ought to have the best primary process if not the FCT? What happens when the head is rotten?




Dem sell tickets to the highest bidders, but this one is applying makeup to face lift the party, again, because of Obi. We don't even know if Obi bought the presidential ticket self.

I wonder what she would have said if Obi wasn't given the ticket and this happened in Abuja

These people think they are talking to day old babies.

Just watch, Obi no go say pim. He will look away and let this fraudulent act slide under the rug - to protect his own selfish interest and because he's a all mouth and optics politician with zero ideology. Una run away from ADC talk say Atiku wan buy delegates with dollars. E be like say na naira dem dey use buy ticket in NDC, so all good good. "Buy naira to grow the naira" abi? Awon patriots

E still dey tickle una, when it starts scratching, you will smash the calabash.

NDC is a sole proprietorship party and that is how problem go start. Wait until Dickson wear his dictatorship agbada, una go fear. Shebi dem Abure and Atiku pamper una and una still cry. Walahi, tears no go fit commot when DIckson is ready for una.

Na that Dickson house wey him dey use as HQ dey always muse me

Seasonal film.

See photo now. Inside what's suppose to be party HQ, Dickson no even bother to wear shoe, which means him no get respect for Obi. Ah! Obi!! Who do you this kain thing? You see Dickson; I see a man with serious leverage over Obi. Eyes go peel.

Na tailor be the issue jare.!

Many tailors around aren't that good in stitching to best fits.

The few good ones will either over charge you (over 15k for a normal naija hustler na overcharge jor).
And when dem wan just "manage" you, they delay badly and finally rush the work and make eyesore mistakes too often.

Imaging buying 4yrd fabric at 12k/yard, tailor charge you 15k for sewing, totaling 63k, only for you to wear it and start looking for your confidence and satisfaction.
63k wey fit get many nicely fitted outfits on temu🤗🤗🤗

Pure evil. Even if the president and other leaders are unconscious, this should not be a thing in a real country.

Civil defense Corp, Police, and army full Nigerian Baracks with so many ak47 meant to perfectly protect the elites and suppress and exploit the rest. Nigeria is not an actual country, but a designated wilderness.

Bros leave currency. What about the high killings and kidnappings, tell us, as a smart man, how have you preperd yourself and family for that?

Lithiumite:
How much is she earning now compared to before or she is now irelevant in her industry to attract value......the currency has been adjusted to show real value but all these empty heads expect everything to be normal after that......smart people knew it wasn't going to be easy and already prepared themselves but dumb ones keep crying at the inevitable.

I also do not think Jaden is doing better than Will, despite the golden platform given to the lad at his very early years.

Saturnalia:
So Jaden Smith is now popular than his father Will Smith?

Show me a song released by that “junky” that beats “Just Cruising”, “Just The Two of Us” and “Gettin Jiggy Wit It”

Or any of his senseless movies that rival “Independence Day - 1996”, “Enemy of the State - 1998” and “Hancock - 2008”.