₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
This is okay. Politics is war with[/s]out[s] gun.

But not necessarily with heavy artillery, missiles, and bombers.

That's alright. R(in jail)IP to Samuel Adeboye Adeyeye.

Unfortunately, that is the emerging reality.

So as them dey kill each other, them follow preserve the dead bodies... Nawa o, dead body even get respect for that side...

Save for the water problems, enugu na very correct town. Criminalilty is very low, and cost of living is moderately okay...

Also, the SW may adopt the epicenter of terrorism from the northern. I have notice the spike in the presence of northerns riding commercial motorcycles (Okada), and who know every spot and corners of the SW...

The rate at which the SW accommodates and integrates foreign ethnicity carelessly may spell doom for the region. This is because the foreigners may continue to bring their vices to the SW, leaving their regions to recover.

It's actually hitting hard right now..

Nice... The hustle is always too tight to even think of this...

Maybe the viruses visit on sabbatical... Lols

You are an organic Nigerian.

Kobicove:
I don't care how fast they are, I still prefer internal combustion engine cars

[/b]Your GOAL is to ensure that your DAUGHTER (as confirmed by DNA test) is NOT raised by a Single Mother.[b]

Will a single father do better? Lols...

Namaster:
Tell her to bring the kid and BEFORE you say/do anything, go for a DNA test.

It DOESN'T matter how much the child LOOKS like you, STILL run a DNA test.

You are DEALING with a disloyal CHEATER.

If DNA confirms the child is yours, take STEPS to play a BIG ROLE in her life.

If POSSIBLE, tell the WoRHe that you're willing to take the chill OFF her hands so she can FOCUS on catering for the other two KIDS.

Your GOAL is to ensure that your DAUGHTER (as confirmed by DNA test) is NOT raised by a Single Mother.

If you LET your daughter be raised by a Single Mother, you may end up being the FATHER of a Nigerian Bonnie Blue.

ALSO, the claim that she DIDN'T tell you earlier because you were NOT "ready to settle down" is clearly a LIE.

After all, she was ALREADY firmly settled down with a WIFE-BEATER (allegedly) at the time she was FROLICKING with you.

She was ESSENTIALLY married.

And she did NOT want to LOSE her PROVIDER.

Now that that's done and she's STUCK raising THREE kids by herself in this Great Tinubulation, she's looking for another FINANCIAL CUSHION, aka YOU.

Anyway whatever you do, NEVER invite her to live with you.
Unless you want to be the BREADWINNER for another man's family.

If you LET her guilt-trip you into ANY kind of cohabitation, be ready to PROVIDE for 3 extra people.

And when she's SUCKED you dry, she'll tell the NEXT guy you were a "wife beater".

Have SENSE!

Because they want the wealth of many children ....lols

Seriously, it is because they believe one of those many children may luckily get wealthy, and then come back and share the wealth particularly with the parents.

Its a get rich strategy for poor, lazy, and hopeless men. The typical result: children brought up with little or no love and care enter the society and terrorize it with anger and bitterness. Example: the hightened terrorism in every corner of Nigeria today.

Intentional one-way traffic violators are bad citizens. You will understand that quite better if you have been involved in an accident caused by an intentional one-way violator.

That said, governments and societies must put in clear public notice and signs to guide motorists especially at the newly designated one-way traffic routes.

What do you mean by "nobody"?

You na very funny ignoramus. How dem take use him "PhD" rap akara for you? Is it the whole thesis, publications, certifications (degree certificate, conference/presentation certificates), them take rap akara and Yam for you? How much akara you buy... Lols

Mrchippychappy:
I bought akara last week for Allen side and na this guy phd dem use wrap my akara and yam for me.

Chi moooooooooooooooo!

🤣🤣🤣

Pootle:
he put monipoint last every graduate dey beef them like this

[/b]Anyone who cannot take care of a child, should not give birth![b]

There are no other or easier ways of saying it, please!

Right and Rev. Dr. Sososo.. Lols

Akpabio should leave the rule the way it is, simple! Akpabio should stop emulating his principal in monopolizing political offices through backdoor policies, regulations, and manipulations.
It's good though, that Oshiomole is being a victim of a system he helped set up.

I nor too get data... How many km do they show in the video, abeg?

Lols

This your comment sound masculine..
. Kinda sell your true gender out.

ColdHunter:
How do people even enjoy rape? I've never been able to understand it.

I can't even be intimate with someone I don't like. Neither can I be intimate if I notice any sort of reluctance on the part of my partner.

If we're not both fully locked in, I'm out.

I just can't figure how you have sex with someone who was surely struggling with you.

ColdHunter:
I see.

So a woman should be intimate someone they don't like?

You see these two quotes:
1. "Neither can I be intimate if I notice any sort of reluctance on the part of my partner"
2. "I just can't figure how you have sex with someone who was surely struggling with you"

Thats a man's words...

Noooo o! He has to be paid immediately! Even though I haven't got the time to carefully watch and analyse that fight like I did for portable vs akpi. The highlight indicated that it was no joke at all.

Check out my funny analysis of Portable vs Akpi
https://www.nairaland.com/8403603/funniest-moments-akpi-vs-portable

How can a person be promoted from Registrar to VC? Private universities and their anyhow doings though...

Congratulations to the new VC; he may be succeeded by the Bursar hereafter. Lols

This is serious... May God help him where he may be in need of help...

If Onuakalusi can pay his dues enough to become the Rep of the supposed yoruba consistency, he can do just that with my full approval. Well done Mr Kalu!

That no 4 is just stagnancy jare... You go dey help me gather still come thief wetin we gather for yourself... God forbid.

Fiscus105:
2 meant for those hallucinating for virgin wife at cost.

4. You think woman can't be helping you in your business, farm or office and same time, stealing big from you? It's commonest among the characters.

She go dey do me a step foward and a step or 2 steps backwards. The matter weak me gan! Lols

Ikem11:
That one weak me lol. She go give u money come thief am

I will go with no 1. We'll both work and pay for Domestic staff to keep things clean and tidy.

No 2 is damn funny. So when you disvirgin her, all that is left is a lazy woman. What a big liability.

How will no 4 even work for anybody!? Lols

Rather than the big super power, Nigeria exist as the big super powerless of the region.

In 2026! Nawa o!