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Funny.

Like one of my guys hilariously suggested, let all the contestants make a post at the same time on Facebook, Twitter, or maybe nairaland. The contestant with the highest total number of likes wins.

They are not dunces, but fellow terrorists.

john1101:
It's because the people in charge of our country are dunces.

11th generation corolla (014/15/16) just for getting a pass mark in law! The man is financially boosted, and I congratulate the lady for having a rich dad.

BTW, what is her relationship status, as well as that her sis in the video? One of them must be single or in a bad relationship. Abeg, some of my hardworking guys out here are really looking for a rich girl to marry pls.

Not currently. May be in the town again July

JONSYN7154:
are you in otukpo?

Crazy experience!
That business is for agberos (both young and old) , if you don't have it in you, don't venture into the business.

I met a man in 2018, he (should be in his late 40s) was crying about how his family was going through hell financially because the owner of the car he was driving as taxi retrieved the car. So, I asked him about the arrangement between him and the car owner and what actually led to the retrieval. So he said he delivers 2500 every day, he also fuel the car while the owner takes care of every repairs on the car. He also goes to the owners house every morning by 7am to pick the car and return it every evening before 10 pm.

So, according to him, the fallout that led to the retrieval was because he told the owner that it is difficult for him to always come from his far place to take the car every morning and return it in the evening and then take the same far route to his house, so he wanted the car owner to allow him keep the car, and only bring it as requested by the owner. This was a packaged lie!

Having listened to his predicaments, I remembered that my mechanic had told me about a decent Nissan (popularly used for taxi too) that was up for sale. My mechanic (who I trusted well till now) confirmed the good state of the car. I also drove the car my self and it was so sound.

So, I did some calculations, and then decided I will get him another car (the Nissan) for the taxi business, we will work with same agreements with his previous car owner, except that he will now enjoy the comfort of keeping the car with him in his house. Mind you, his house is less than a minute of pleasure walk from where I was leaving at the time. We also agreed on a specific route for his business, which was the route I also take to work then.

Man was so happy roll on the floor thank me profusely and all that... So the business started. After about 2 months, wahala started. Almost everyday is for one repair or the other. I changed fuel pumps many times, tyers, even battery, things that should normally last on a car. He will never take the car to "my mechanic" as agreed, always with excuses that he wanted to do the fix quickly to get back to business, but still come back to complain that he couldn't go back to business due to work/repairs on the car. So, no delivery!

In short, I found out that (1) this guy works all through the night so many times and to almost everywhere in the world (no delivery to me on that, but I must take repairs of all damages ) (2) he only put fuel in the car enough to put off the low fuel light, and use the fuel until the car Jacks off due to empty fuel tank. He does this because he awkwardly believes I may want to take or use the car (wic I shouldn't because I have my personal car even then), and then I won't get to use a drop of the fuel he bought. This was the reason for the frequent fuel pump damages. (3) He planned to take ownership of the car, hoping that I will get tired of the stress and losses in the deal and reconsider his initial request for hier purchase.

Immediately I found these and more out and confronted him with proofs. I warned him, but he didn't stop. So, I retrieve the vehicle. He and his family came and were rolling on the floor again, but I was done! I sold the car at the best possible price with the help of my mechanic, and when I did my calculations again, I have lost 400k+ in the 7 months of that bad business, initiated absolutely on emotions.

The representatives from tjose region will have to start it

wazobeer:
"North Central" is a hoax packaged by the military regime which was mainly composed of northern military heads...

In reality, what we have is a MIDDLE BELT, not North Central because the position of a lot of those places don't even align geographically with the north. In fact it would be more logical to call the states South Central than North Central because they are closer to the south geographically.

We need a government and Senate with BALLS to change that geographical nomenclature scam.

That's interesting. The future is fraud-male

Why should Obi come as debuty to Atiku? Why must Atiku be president of Nigeria.

Perhaps to form a more wicked and draconian regime than the country have ever known.

Bobloco:
Nigerians are uniting in a powerful coalition to bring an end to the most wicked and draconian regime this country has ever known.

Otukpo is a town that is under a strong spell never to enjoy good road infrastructure. I don't think there is any good road that extend up to 5km inside Otukpo. Most of the the roads linking the town are also eyesore.

I don't understand. Is he drivings his two cyber trucks at the same time?

Atiku is desperate.

Fast cars? Nor be camry 19 I dey see there, that hilux too join for fast cars...? No fast cars here, except "fast cars" has been redefined in that area...

Enough of this BS already! He can as well win again in 200027!

Lols... Portable wan burst that bag of alcohol.

Lols... This you comment is very kindergarten. Anyways, the simple answer is yes, dangote and Adenuga surely recieved significant government financial support at some time or the other (directly or indirectly) to keep their businesses afloat and running.

maik:
Did Dangote and Glo receive financial support from government. We blame government for everything in Nigeria.

The real Great men!

She still fine join. Shine on camp!

They all blacks!

Axis313:
Majority of them are blacks.
But then,some heads are going to roll by the time the investigation is concluded.

Mshew...

It's now yours no arguments about that. But, another way is that it is still under domestication where it escaped from.

Lovelytyme:
It has never been trained before from my observation. It came directly from the forest. No doubt

Your very right.

IamAsiri:
Probably someone else's parrot.

This can't be true. All insurance can't be 15k when the whole cost of renewal in some states (including third-party insurance) is still less than 15k.

obembet:
That's fake bro... Insurance is #15k everywhere in Nigeria except u do fake one. So how much is VL and road worthiness

Nlfpmod

Which state pls?

Revealpanda:
7k

Solution niyen!

badaru911:
..Go get a shampoo and washing your hair every first day of the week when taking your bath. And use Damatol as your hair cream.

Explosive in Quran! Could they think that that is a spiritual way of fabricating bombs?

Osho baba!

Muric don come with him mumu talk again.

Funny..

This one make sense.

Boko Haram may advance to nuclear weapons in about a decade.

NA may need to learn a thing or two from BH regarding sophistication.