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Celebrities › Re: Portable Won The Match Because Of Tribalism And Nepotism - Speed Darlington by McLizbae: 7:42am On Apr 20, 2025

Well na Akpi stop fight o! Referee only announce Akpi decision. 😂

Salewa97:
These guys will always blame their loss on something else.

Na so Peter Obi wey come third dey cry say them rig am.

Something wey we all watch on video. Portable almost kpai the guy if not for the referee wey stop fight.

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Celebrities › Re: Portable Won The Match Because Of Tribalism And Nepotism - Speed Darlington by McLizbae: 7:39am On Apr 20, 2025

If na that fight wen I watch, then na inside portable gloves him pack the tribalism and nepotism 🤣🤣🤣

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Gives Portable ₦‎20 Million For Beating Speed Darlington by McLizbae: 7:33am On Apr 20, 2025

🤣🤣🤣

Politics › Re: Wike Inspects Kabusa/Ketti And Kabusa/Takushara Road Construction Projects by McLizbae: 9:00pm On Apr 19, 2025

They won't.

Bluntemperor:
Even the Northerners themselves knows well,they don't have they can't Stand the Southerners,as they have been living falsely and their leaders have Not been telling their People the Truth.
They love to use Religion and ethnic cards,to keep their Youths at bay [/b]but over times,the Northern Youths will deliver themselves from their leaders[b] .

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Career › Re: Funniest Moments from the Akpi Vs Portable Fight in pictures by McLizbae(op): 7:58pm On Apr 19, 2025

Watching that fight with my guys has made the best part of the holidays. Short but very entertaining with very funny moments.

Thundafireseun:
😆😆😆

Career › Funniest Moments from the Akpi Vs Portable Fight in pictures by McLizbae(op): 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2025*

I have just realized that there isn't comedy section on Nairaland. @seun please consider this in your intended reforms/upgrades of the forum.

Now, Potable won with KO, because Akpi (I like the name too) declared that he won't be coming back for the 2nd round after he managed to finished the first one on his two feet. In my opinion, that declaration is just the best, borne out of utmost safety, security, and necessary well-being of Akpi and his beloved families and fans.

I have taken the attached screenshots from the fight and the moment really makes me laugh and I am still laughing.

[/b]Picture 1[b] was when akpi finally escape with a staggering run out of a combo of punches finished with an uppercut.

I caption that as akpi saying: " WTF man! Wetin portable dey do to me like this!" 🤣🤣🤣

[/b]Picture 2[b] was when akpi was finally stable and found himself facing the spectators and backing his opponent (portable).

I caption that as akpi saying: "my people, na wetin una come watch and enjoy for here be this!? una too wicked o!" 🤣🤣🤣

[/b]Picture 3[b] was the moment akpi regained some consciousness and actually turned back to his opponent. I believe that was the moment akpi decided the end of the fight.

I caption that as akpi saying: "whatever mehn! This punishment ends here and now!"🤣🤣🤣

Please comment with your own captions of the pictures. 🤣

You may also find the referee trying to hold a laughter in those very funny moments.

Boxing is a very enjoyable sport for the fan!

Good outing by Portable and Akpi too.

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Politics › Re: IMF: Nigeria Will Navigate Global Shocks Due To Tinubu’s Reforms by McLizbae: 6:22pm On Apr 19, 2025

I no dey understand...

Politics › Re: Keep Supporting Tinubu, Fubara Tells Rivers by McLizbae: 6:04pm On Apr 19, 2025

Hmmm... It's getting unnecessarily complicated. Still, it's the normal Nigerian politics though.

Politics › Re: Top 12 African Countries With Highest Police Wages - African Facts Zone by McLizbae: 5:59pm On Apr 19, 2025

This list may also double as the ranking for security in Africa.

Health › Re: Student Commits Suicide After Catching Girlfriend Cheating On Him (Photos) by McLizbae: 12:58pm On Apr 19, 2025

Sad. So immature. He literally killed himself because he caught his girlfriend ~~[/s]cheating[s]~~ killing him.

Culture › Re: What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op): 12:54pm On Apr 19, 2025

That's not true. I doubt she has a nl moniker. Matter of fact, I intoduced and have always pull her here. She's more of Twitter, TikTok and other bigger SMs platforms. She often regard NL as a local and late update platform.

Samantha125:
I don't know hey, but anything is possible... [/b]I can't help but suspect that you kept it a secret because you joined nairaland with an intention of keeping an eye on her on this forum[b]...👀👀👀

Crime › Re: NDLEA To Act After Nursing Mum Complained About Her Neighbor Who Smokes Weed by McLizbae: 11:07am On Apr 19, 2025

And choke the little child also in peace... Werey✌️🤣🤣

Blizzy9ja:
Allow the guy to smoke his weed in peace

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Culture › Re: What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op): 11:00am On Apr 19, 2025

Well, I like the way you regard and understand your husband. That should keep working for you.

As for my wife, I rather wouldn't believe that will happen. It's funny tho... But, do you really think that can just happen as a nemesis for keeping my moniker secret? 😁

Samantha125:
I don't want to tour without my husband, but most of the time his schedule is always tight to a point that I've made peace with the fact that his job is his first wife and I'm the second wife...😅😅😅... But as an introvert, I'm not complaining because I know that he'll always make time for me whenever he's free.

What if one day your wife confesses to having an affair on this forum? What will you do?😅😅😅

Christianity Etc › Re: David Ibiyeomie: ''Jesus Hates The Poor, He Never Visited Any Poor Person" by McLizbae: 9:33am On Apr 19, 2025

Pentecostal not protestants. Pentecostalism (even though a subset of protestantism) has now grown into unique movement driven by individuals view of Christianity rather that any founded religious practices.

osuofia2:

Time to ban Protestants churches

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Was Not Divinely Chosen, He Forced Himself Into Power — Prophet Odumeje by McLizbae: 8:50am On Apr 19, 2025

Make put loud speaker for this comment 🔈🔉🔊

Honestey:
Who was divinely chosen and how is Tinubu was able to beat the so called divine power if he doesn't have the backing of a superior divinity?

Politics › Re: Tinubu Was Not Divinely Chosen, He Forced Himself Into Power — Prophet Odumeje by McLizbae: 8:48am On Apr 19, 2025

Lols... Wetin odumeje know about divine choosing 😂🤣

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Health › Re: Sex Addiction: I Am Tired Of Infection by McLizbae: 2:18pm On Apr 18, 2025

Nawa o... Na carcass dey post this one so o...

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Culture › Re: What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op): 12:45am On Apr 18, 2025

Well, that (highlighted) really does not answer if you wish for the tour or not. But if you wish for it, it may only require a simple discussion and then planning with your husband.

Well, keeping my moniker secret isn't because I do anything unfaithful or illicit to my relationship here. But uno, sometimes you just wanna keep things cool, archived, and private for some reasons unknown, or probably because you just don't really wannu talk about it. More like many talks on hangout with my guys... Plus, my wife don't take anything superficially. So, it has been good since I understand that not everything is worth talking about. We both read the posts and comments together (including mine intentionally sometimes standing in as an anonymous opinion), and get to talk and discuss them more objectively. Helps me understand her views and thinking better on some issues too.

Samantha125:
[/b]Touring around Africa can be an issue when you're already married, unless you do it together as a couple, which I don't see happening in my situation... At least not anytime soon.[b]

Why would you keep your moniker a secret from your wife? What if one day she opens a thread complaining about you? Or did you keep your moniker a secret with an intention of spying on her?

Politics › Re: Arewa Youth President Gives VDM 48 Hours To Apologize To Sultan Of Sokoto(Video) by McLizbae: 10:43pm On Apr 17, 2025

Nah wetin vdm don talk again nah?

Culture › Re: What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op): 11:49am On Apr 13, 2025

I like your exploratory attributes. Do you plan to take a tour around Africa someday?

Well I agree with you on nlanders awkwardness most times. It is mostly because of the facelessness and the hidden IDs that characterize the participants on the forum. Members explore and fully display their innermost fantasies, awkwardness, and craze freely and mostly unbridled. Very few nlanders will want to publicly declare their moniker on Nairaland. I can bet that 90% characters on nland are different characters in the real world or other SM with clear IDs.
My wife is also a nlanders, but she doesn't actually know my moniker, and I think it better stay that way😁🙈

Samantha125:
I've never been to Nigeria before.

I came across nairaland through an acquaintance... At first, I didn't have any intention of joining the forum, I was just a guest... It was only after I joined this other Ghanian forum, which was dominated by Nigerians that I decided to deregister from the forum and join nairaland... Because when I joined the Ghanaian forum, I did it with the intention of learning more about Ghana and Ghanaians... I didn't see the use of sticking around when Nigerians were the ones dominating the forum, so I instead joined nairaland.

And if I'm to be brutally honest, most of you guys on this forum are a piece of work...

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Slaps Church Member For Sleeping In Church (Video) by McLizbae: 10:41am On Apr 13, 2025

Just lols

Politics › Re: Criminals Cart Away NSA Ribadu's Office Hilux During Juma’at Prayer In Abuja by McLizbae: 8:27pm On Apr 12, 2025

He point actually remain valid. If vehicles attached to the NSAs office can be stollen and not basic technology to easily track the vehicle and the thief, what advise really is the nsa giving to the president or the nation?

lionshare:
ONSA is not same as NSA read the article!

Politics › Re: Northern Group Asks FG To Designate Lagos, Rivers As FCTs by McLizbae: 8:06pm On Apr 12, 2025*

Dem don finally dey wise sumor sumor😂🤣

MASTAkiLLAh:
These criminals have another plan

Northerners have always believed that Abuja is their colony until Tinubu came and make a southerner the FCT minister for the first shocking time. Now, I guess they intend to reciprocate that by making northerners the FCT ministers in the proposed southern FCT.

As someone has correctly argued, it will only be that other FCTs will have to be built from the scratch just like Abuja was built.

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Politics › Re: "Maga Dog": Senator Ndume, Bwala Continue Offensive Online by McLizbae: 5:25pm On Apr 12, 2025

You don dey too play with this your thunder fire as eh be so o...

Because:
Woman bad, husband goo, husband leave am = single mother (I no no about this one sha)

Woman good, husband bad, woman leave husband = single mother (no thunder for this one in Jesus name)

Woman good, but husband die = single mother. (no thunder for this one too in Jesus mighty name)

So better select where you dey send your thunder make the excess nor follow come back to you.

FORWARDEVERLY:
Two useless animals are fighting...
Wetin concern me...

Terrorist Vs Bigot ...who go win..

Anyway Thunder Fayà them and [/b]single mothers[b]...

Travel › Re: Paradox Of The Japa Syndrome On The Nigerian Economy by McLizbae: 3:22pm On Apr 12, 2025

. Stay back home doing what again? They all left because the doings are sh*t at home remember? hom

HydraFeeds:
I don't believe in Japa,the billion dollars remitted by diasporans is not up to the potential of the amount Nigeria will generate locally if all of them stay back home .

Travel › Re: Japa-Da: Nigerians Abroad Return Home Amid Dashed Expectations by McLizbae: 3:14pm On Apr 12, 2025*

Even the weaks don't return. Two groups of people return; the self-acclaimed fulfilled and the unserious individuals (especially the I nor wan die for foreign land folks) .

kpankpangolo:
The weak returned. Nothing new.

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Nairaland General › Re: What Comes To Your Mind When You See This Type Of Weather? by McLizbae: 6:29pm On Apr 10, 2025

You are very real!

wunmi590:

I like weather like this to be on a weekend, days I will be at home, just lock myself inside, I know there won't be light, just on your generator and get a good movie, and better food, you are good to go

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Phones › Re: Stop Doing This To Your Devices! 7 Tech Tips To Avoid Permanent Damage by McLizbae: 2:06pm On Apr 10, 2025

Well captured.

One other thing is: most people don't actually close apps on there phones, leaving multiple apps running on the background for so long, which drains battery very fast and cause poor performance.

Use app manager to stop irrelevant or redundant apps on your phone or do so through settings, once a while.

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Politics › Re: Natasha Osawaru Mocked For ‘Née Idibia’ Comment by McLizbae: 1:37pm On Apr 10, 2025

FalseProphet1:
I won't say what I've seen concerning this couple until after 3 market days.

This I have seen.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Premier League: Southampton Becomes First Team To Be relegated in 2024/25 Season by McLizbae: 11:33pm On Apr 06, 2025

Nawa o...

dfrost:
114, bruf, 114.

Even if they draw all matches, it's 38 points.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Reciprocal Tariffs: Zimbabwe Suspends All Tariffs On American Imports by McLizbae: 4:36pm On Apr 06, 2025

gbaskiboy:
Can someone explain this to me, explain it to me like am a 5 year old boy.

If USA impose 20% tarrif on yam that comes from your country, it means: if you bring the Yam to usa at N100, American will have to by it at ₦120 (govt take the 20% on top). So, the higher the govt tariff on whatever you bring to usa the high the selling price, and the lesser the people that want to buy your product, especially if that product is also produced in the USA without the exorbitant govt tariffs.

So Zimbabwe govt has tarrif on good imported from usa, and now that USA also put tarrifs on good imported from Zimbabwe, there is possibility that Zimbabwe products will not sell in USA again. If Zimbabwe product is no more selling in the USA as a big boy market, economically Zimbabwe may be in terrible trouble.

So, Zimbabwe has suspended all tarrif on USA products so that USA can do the same to their product, as trump has said it will henceforth be reciprocal.

Hope I have tried for a 5 yrs that can actually read and comprehend grin

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Events › Re: Nairaland’s Green Man Celebrates His Birthday In Style! (Photos) by McLizbae: 4:19pm On Apr 06, 2025

Congratulations!

Stop wearing native clothing tho. You look better in the shirts and suits.

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