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Politics › Re: "Maga Dog": Senator Ndume, Bwala Continue Offensive Online by McLizbae: 5:25pm On Apr 12, 2025
You don dey too play with this your thunder fire as eh be so o...

Because:
Woman bad, husband goo, husband leave am = single mother (I no no about this one sha)

Woman good, husband bad, woman leave husband = single mother (no thunder for this one in Jesus name)

Woman good, but husband die = single mother. (no thunder for this one too in Jesus mighty name)

So better select where you dey send your thunder make the excess nor follow come back to you.

FORWARDEVERLY:
Two useless animals are fighting...
Wetin concern me...

Terrorist Vs Bigot ...who go win..


Anyway Thunder Fayà them and [/b]single mothers[b]...
Travel › Re: Paradox Of The Japa Syndrome On The Nigerian Economy by McLizbae: 3:22pm On Apr 12, 2025
grin. Stay back home doing what again? They all left because the doings are sh*t at home remember? hom
HydraFeeds:
I don't believe in Japa,the billion dollars remitted by diasporans is not up to the potential of the amount Nigeria will generate locally if all of them stay back home .
Travel › Re: Japa-Da: Nigerians Abroad Return Home Amid Dashed Expectations by McLizbae:
Even the weaks don't return. Two groups of people return; the self-acclaimed fulfilled and the unserious individuals (especially the I nor wan die for foreign land folks) .
kpankpangolo:
The weak returned. Nothing new.
Nairaland General › Re: What Comes To Your Mind When You See This Type Of Weather? by McLizbae: 6:29pm On Apr 10, 2025
You are very real!
wunmi590:
huh

I like weather like this to be on a weekend, days I will be at home, just lock myself inside, I know there won't be light, just on your generator and get a good movie, and better food, you are good to go
Phones › Re: Stop Doing This To Your Devices! 7 Tech Tips To Avoid Permanent Damage by McLizbae: 2:06pm On Apr 10, 2025
Well captured.

One other thing is: most people don't actually close apps on there phones, leaving multiple apps running on the background for so long, which drains battery very fast and cause poor performance.

Use app manager to stop irrelevant or redundant apps on your phone or do so through settings, once a while.
Politics › Re: Natasha Osawaru Mocked For ‘Née Idibia’ Comment by McLizbae: 1:37pm On Apr 10, 2025
grin
FalseProphet1:
I won't say what I've seen concerning this couple until after 3 market days.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Premier League: Southampton Becomes First Team To Be relegated in 2024/25 Season by McLizbae: 11:33pm On Apr 06, 2025
Nawa o...
dfrost:
114, bruf, 114.

Even if they draw all matches, it's 38 points.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Reciprocal Tariffs: Zimbabwe Suspends All Tariffs On American Imports by McLizbae: 4:36pm On Apr 06, 2025
gbaskiboy:
Can someone explain this to me, explain it to me like am a 5 year old boy.
If USA impose 20% tarrif on yam that comes from your country, it means: if you bring the Yam to usa at N100, American will have to by it at ₦120 (govt take the 20% on top). So, the higher the govt tariff on whatever you bring to usa the high the selling price, and the lesser the people that want to buy your product, especially if that product is also produced in the USA without the exorbitant govt tariffs.

So Zimbabwe govt has tarrif on good imported from usa, and now that USA also put tarrifs on good imported from Zimbabwe, there is possibility that Zimbabwe products will not sell in USA again. If Zimbabwe product is no more selling in the USA as a big boy market, economically Zimbabwe may be in terrible trouble.

So, Zimbabwe has suspended all tarrif on USA products so that USA can do the same to their product, as trump has said it will henceforth be reciprocal.

Hope I have tried for a 5 yrs that can actually read and comprehend grin
Events › Re: Nairaland’s Green Man Celebrates His Birthday In Style! (Photos) by McLizbae: 4:19pm On Apr 06, 2025
Congratulations!

Stop wearing native clothing tho. You look better in the shirts and suits.
Culture › Re: What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op): 10:22pm On Apr 05, 2025
Samantha125:
South Africa... I'm not a Nigerian and I don't have any relatives from Nigeria... So that won't be possible... grin grin grin
Nice! It's actually interesting, meeting a South African Nairalander😊. Kinda show your keen interest in Nigeria and Nigerians.

Been to Nigeria before?

I wish you can tell me how you come across Nland, and why you decide to even register as a member.

Do you mind telling me what you think about Nigerians typically?
Culture › Re: What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op): 8:09pm On Apr 05, 2025
Samantha125:
Will you [/b]fly to SA?[b]😂😂😂
Like Saudi Arabia or South Africa? Infact if it's not in Lagos, please don't bother investing me🙏

Except of course, you plan to take chartered flight (with your well wishers including me) from Lagos to either country.😊
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Council Will Hold Meetings On The Moon – Adeboye (Video) by McLizbae: 7:16pm On Apr 05, 2025
Nice. That seem like a sign that the rapture time is still very far😂😂
Culture › Re: What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op): 7:08pm On Apr 05, 2025
Oh please pardon that ignorance of mine. Sorry for the financial loss and other inconveniences linked to it. You and your partner can plan for a great and complementary anniversary uno... And if you will consider that suggestion, do well to also consider sending me an invite to me too😁
Samantha125:
That's the thing, we had already paid for all the expenses and the lodge we had booked in had a no refund policy... So basically the money went into waste.

Thanks, and I wish you a happy married life as well.
Culture › Re: What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op):
Far from actual values or any element of bragging, some jewelries can really be priceless regarding what they actually represent.

Sorry for how you feel about missing the white wedding, but really I am not sorry🤗. I can even commend you for saving a fortune from that "unforseen circumstances". All together happy married life (if your still married), and keep your precious wedding jewelries safe.

Samantha125:
For me the most precious material thing that I've held and still holding has to be my wedding ring, bracelet, earrings, and necklace... I'm not bragging, but they cost an arm and a leg.

It's just unfortunate that I never got to wear them on the day of my white wedding, as it had to be cancelled due to some unforeseen circumstances... We only did traditional and civil wedding.
Music/Radio › Re: Review: Zlatan And FOLA Deliver Life Lessons With Vibes On "Get Better" Song by McLizbae: 11:11am On Apr 05, 2025
Read between the lines, and you'll realize it's still about all of that. "9-5 dey paralyze"
Lovelife433:
So is no more smoking, big yansh and making money from Yahoo Yahoo and promoting drugs abi?
Music/Radio › Re: Review: Zlatan And FOLA Deliver Life Lessons With Vibes On "Get Better" Song by McLizbae: 11:09am On Apr 05, 2025
grin
ERORR404:
The "Hustle" they're talking about is yahoo.
Culture › What Is The Most Precious Entity You Have Held In You Hands? by McLizbae(op): 10:51am On Apr 05, 2025
A wise man factually said: a man's fantasy is another man's reality/way of life. Based on this we can say will, determination, and persistence are the boundaries that may stand between every man's fantasy and the realities. One of the bros I grew up with back in the days use to tell us that he will one day play in the FIFA world or at least, hold the world cup trophy with his two hands. He achieved that and more, because, the sole quest to turn his fantasy into a reality made him left Nigeria even when japa was a taboo.

Personal, I never fantasize or give any special credence to holding or touch some very precious material things of life, but I started realizing that it is one thing not to fantasize it but it is another thing entirely to take it for granted when the opportunity actually comes. I mean, no one eats these things. So, apart from owning it as an investment, the only other essence is to behold their beauty and preciousness particularly within your personal space.

For material things, the most precious thing I have held in my hand is a 1Kg 24K Saudi gold bar. This happened at a luxury spot somewhere in Lagos. I was also wish to hold the AFCON trophy someday (I personally find it more royally attractive that the world cup trophy), got very close to that in the past.

In a friendly chat some guy told me his is a pink diamond worth €2M (massive!), for an exhibition somewhere in France. Another talk about shivering feeling that comes with him having to keep $100k cash (in mints of $100 notes) for almost 1 week.

So Nlanders, hope this topic brings some sweet memories of the luxurious moments of your lifes as you drop your comments.

PS: if this goes beyond materials, the most precious thing I have held and still holding is my wife🤗

Business › Re: Six Nigerians Named In Forbes’ 2025 World’s Black Billionaires List by McLizbae: 7:48pm On Apr 04, 2025
grin
Dundalk:
how the name sound to you..?
Business › Re: Six Nigerians Named In Forbes’ 2025 World’s Black Billionaires List by McLizbae: 7:47pm On Apr 04, 2025
Interesting..
Politics › Re: Trump Slams 14% Tariff On Nigerian Exports, Others (Full List) by McLizbae: 8:58am On Apr 04, 2025
Funny... What is there in the production of tropical agricultural produce? There are deserts, rain forests and all in between in the USA too... Seem you don't actually know that the USA has everything to become an independent global community, and that is exactly what Trump is drivings towards achieving.
Mynd44:
That’s what they have told you.

I will like to see USA produce tropical agriculture produce though
Family › Re: My True Life Story: Married For Nine Days by McLizbae: 10:15pm On Apr 02, 2025
🔉🔈
Emmy000seun:
[/b]If this story is true[b], then I thank God for the battle unseen the Lord has fight for you.. some people are not lucky enough to see this and have lived to regret it for life.. congratulations and I wish you the best
Crime › Re: Man Cries Out As Fulani Herdsmen Roam Residential Area With Cows (Photos) by McLizbae: 8:48pm On Mar 30, 2025
As if... 🤣🤣
Thescrutinyng:
This shouldn't be happening in [/b]this modern world[b]
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Activist Given 178 Lashes, 18 Months In Prison For Not Wearing A Hijab by McLizbae: 8:22pm On Mar 30, 2025
The matter tie plenty rags grin
AgainstIslam:
And the worst is give her residency visa in any western country and see her push for enforcement of Islamic rules which had subjugated her in her homeland.
Politics › Re: Reverse Telecom Tariff Or Face Protest, Students Warn FG by McLizbae:
This is either a misplaced priorities or share ignorance. We all know nothing can be reversed if the prices of energy and the exchange rate remain at the current levels.

Protest should be channel to FG to return subsidies with sustainable strategies.

You can't tell pot to stop boiling water without removing the fire underneath the pot.
Politics › Re: I Nearly Withdrew From 2023 Presidential Race - Tinubu by McLizbae:
Lols... Beer parlor jokes.

I sometimes wonder what the politicians perceive as the bigger nonentities, the people or the animals on their fields.
Agriculture › Re: You Can Now Order Polystyrene/Styrofoam Boxes and Sheets Products From Us by McLizbae: 12:07am On Mar 30, 2025
Do you still have these products? If yes how much is the smallest Styrofoam box?
Crime › Re: Two Brothers Fight Over Mango, One Dead, Other Hospitalized by McLizbae: 7:47am On Mar 28, 2025
The brothers never loved each other. Leave the innocent mango out of this show of organic hatred.
Politics › Re: FG Angry Over Shooting Of Immigration Officer By Chinese Businessman by McLizbae: 8:46pm On Mar 27, 2025
Is that "security detail" Chinese too?
Travel › Re: Man Vanished As Ground Opened And Swallowed Him Alive (Photos) by McLizbae: 8:44pm On Mar 27, 2025
Crazy stuff..
Politics › Re: Benin Electricity Distribution Company Message On Vandalisation by McLizbae: 10:49pm On Mar 26, 2025
Lols
Health › Re: Menopause: At What Age Does This Affect Ladies Reproductive Lifestyle? by McLizbae: 11:33pm On Mar 23, 2025
ENPs means Evening News Papers. Lols🤣🤣🤣
Zonefree:
Leave that guy, he's trying to patronise ENPs.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fatah Urges Hamas To Cede Power In Gaza To Safeguard ‘palestinians’ Existence’ by McLizbae: 11:28pm On Mar 23, 2025
Hmmm... Gutter nor better pass this latrine wey you open call mouth so🤷‍♀️
pillager:
Una go just open mouth like gutter

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