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Sports › Re: Eric Chelle: 9 Things To Know About Super Eagles New Coach by McLizbae: 8:21am On Jan 08, 2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finquas:
Is this fake news or somethinghuh
Politics › Re: Egypt Leads Africa As Nigeria’s Military Drops To 39th In Global Ranking by McLizbae:
39th is over rated. It's hard to agree that NA currently have stronger military strength than about 161 nations of the world.

How does it make any sense that Nigeria is ranked very low in security (143rd thereabout) and then 39th in military strength?

Yellowtree:
So how come they are always Afraid of missions
Not just missions, NA have been stage-managing terrorism not only on the citizens but the NA itself. No side seem to be winning the war between the terrorists and the army. With this un-win-able internal war, NA can't venture an external war. Based on this situation, 39th global rating seem exaggerated.

NA appears to be highly compromised, I guess that is not factored into the ratings criteria.
Crime › Re: Man Who Bought ₦58,000 Fuel & Sped Off Without Paying Caught & Detained In Ekiti by McLizbae: 7:54am On Jan 08, 2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I no dey where shorts cmoot again o!
femi4:
He should be jailed...[/b]always on short[b]
Sports › Re: NFF Appoints Éric Chelle As Super Eagles Head Coach by McLizbae: 6:48am On Jan 08, 2025
Funny... grin Not fair tho
sonsomegrigbo:
That's awful!





He came to steal the footballers allowance nothing else...






Shiorrrrrr
Politics › Re: MTN Nigeria To Increase Call, Data Tariffs By 100 Percent by McLizbae: 9:24am On Jan 04, 2025
It takes miracles to do business here...
SmartPolician:
I cannot blame them. Just imagine that the value of naira has depreciated by over 200% since Escobar brought his cursed administration to this country.

These are multinational companies that repatriate their funds to their headquarters in USD. Their earnings have since that time been slashed by over 200% - thanks to a president who knows zilch about leadership.

What I find really disturbing is that MTN spends 50% of their profits powering their base stations across the country. It takes a lot of guts to do business in this country.
Romance › Re: How I Plan To Break The Record For Sleeping With The Most Men In One Day(photos) by McLizbae: 9:20am On Jan 04, 2025
I guess she plans quadrip-some... Dirty girl!
GanagiBitrus:
How possible? cool

1day =24hrs =1440mins
So each of the 1000men will have just 1.4mins (84 secs) to sleep with her.

Which is practically less than 60secs because of the time delay between each man.

So all the 1000men must be 40secs men. grin
Culture › Re: Youths Beat Osun Monarch To A Pulp For Appointing Imam by McLizbae: 9:11am On Jan 04, 2025
If nor be trouble, wetin imam dey find for "Hallelujah" community?
Politics › Re: 2027: No Merger Deal With PDP, NNPP Yet - Peter Obi by McLizbae: 10:20am On Jan 02, 2025
"Yet" IYKUK (if you know you know) 😊
Crime › Re: Rev Father Escapes Death As Car Explodes by McLizbae: 8:31am On Jan 02, 2025
Goods plenty! Na you dey sort for bad news nah.. [quote author= post=133543135]Since We Enter 2025, Na So So, BAD NEWS ooo[/quote]
Politics › Re: 2025 Budget: FG To Spend ₦8.6billion On Overhaul Of Presidential Air Fleet by McLizbae: 10:44am On Jan 01, 2025
Nawa o... Sounds just like a rewind.
Politics › Re: It Is An Insult On Ndigbo For Tinubu Not To Have Released Kanu - Lawyer Ejimakor by McLizbae: 10:39am On Jan 01, 2025
Wow.. You really spent resources to valued his shit!
Sonofgod1990:
His shit is worth more than your entire generation
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Storms Pastor’s Office After Transfering ₦100K Instead Of ₦10k As Tithe by McLizbae: 10:12am On Jan 01, 2025
She is legally entitled to her 100k sir. As long as the pastor cannot proof she is owing him or the church, and the lady insist that it is a mistaken transaction. It's criminal for the church to hold the money against her wish because (1) No part of the law uphold tithing to church (2) currently church is not regarded as a revenue generating organization, so it has no institutional right to declear that money transferred into its account is not refundable.
GanagiBitrus:
She will have to prove that her account was breached which is still none of the church's business.

One thing you fail to realise is that the moment that 100k entered the church account, the church became the owner of the money & had the right to spend the money immediately. So they can tell you the money has been spent.

Look Bro, it's only on moral grounds the church can refund her.
She is legally not entitled to a refund.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Storms Pastor’s Office After Transfering ₦100K Instead Of ₦10k As Tithe by McLizbae: 10:03am On Jan 01, 2025
Lols... Heretics and lies from the deepest pits of hell fire!

Even when we drop too many seeds in a hole on the farm when planting, we carefully remove the excess.
AllenSpencer:
Seems you not a Christian

Seeds are never refunded. When you sow, you have to wait for harvest
Politics › Re: Gov Fubara Appoints Asari-dokubo, 3 Others As Traditional Rulers In Rivers by McLizbae: 11:31pm On Dec 31, 2024
This your theory long...
immortalcrown:
Whoever employs a criminal to fight another criminal today risks facing two criminals in future.
Politics › Re: Oyebanji Appoints Niyi Adebayo As Chief Of Staff by McLizbae: 8:22pm On Dec 31, 2024
O sé!
iCauseTrouble:
Congrats to him.
In this 2025, I am going to
Take what belongs to ceasar,
Run faster than my shadow,
Bite more than I can chew,
Eat my cake and have it,
Collect all that glitter first before checking if it is gold.
Happy New Year to you all
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Visits Sagamu, Ogun State (Video) by McLizbae: 8:29pm On Dec 29, 2024
With this, you are one step ahead in the games of life...
otipoju:
Came to renew his jazz. [/b]I no trust anybody again ooo[b]. Make una no vex. Even my Pastor na suspect. Na only myself I know.
Romance › Re: Why Is Moving On After A Divorce So Difficult, Help A Brother by McLizbae: 8:23pm On Dec 29, 2024
The bold statement really works!
ShenTeh:
Sorry about the situation sir. I take it there are no children involved.

As the divorce as been finalised, please accept it. Or you can go back to beg her and continue your lifestyle as was. However, if you do not want to go back to that lifestyle. I'll recommend 3 things.

First, do a 3-day retreat. Stay indoors. Take plenty of water. Mourn the relationship - cry your worst if you will. Stay off your phone for as much as possible. On the last day, write out 7 clear and simple things you'd like to do. These may include eating out, [/b]washing your car,[b] calling one particular XX sister of yours, visit a particular person, etc. make sure you write the to do list and mark them completed when they are.

2. Change your address if you can. Move elsewhere where little or nothing is known about you. We often underestimate the power of a changed environment.

3. Get busy with work, church/mosque/whatever religion activities, hobby, exercise/gym routine,etc. Be busy.

All the best.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Robert Brooks: NY Officers Beat Prisoner Before Death by McLizbae: 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2024
Abi o! Nothing oyinbo do blackman wey blackman never do Blackman.
chimex38:
The Irony..

More of an Endangered specie living in Africa than outside Africa grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Robert Brooks: NY Officers Beat Prisoner Before Death by McLizbae: 3:45pm On Dec 28, 2024
Mostly in Africa
brain54:
The black man is an endangered species...
Politics › Re: Troops Foil Boko Haram, ISWAP Drone Attack In Buni Gari by McLizbae: 8:50am On Dec 28, 2024
That is a remarkable technological advancement on the side of the terrorists. Evolving from knivies and sticks to weaponized drone in less than 20 years is a very significant growth in warfare and establishment. At this pace, the terrorists may finally matchup with their contenders pound for pound.
Romance › Re: I Caught My Father Cheating On My Mother by McLizbae: 8:48am On Dec 28, 2024
So much energy on this useless thread...
Car Talk › Re: My Car Struggles To Start In The Mornings Only by McLizbae: 6:47pm On Dec 26, 2024
If you r sure your battery and Kickstarter are fine tho.
Abduletudaye:
Ok, will have them rechecked.
Car Talk › Re: My Car Struggles To Start In The Mornings Only by McLizbae: 6:05pm On Dec 26, 2024
Who checked it. Spark plugs are likely the problem here, especially low quality plugs develop this kinda problem.
Abduletudaye:
Those were checked and it didn't solve the issue.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son, John, Leads Worship At Deeper Life Crusade (Video) by McLizbae: 8:58pm On Dec 25, 2024
People are so hypocritical!
aybabz101:
Because person dey lead worship now ..... ministry don turn family business abi?......


Even if it's one,...go build ur own church and transfer it to whomever u want ...
Christianity Etc › Re: Denzel Washington Has Been Baptized And Received His Minister’s License. by McLizbae: 8:35pm On Dec 23, 2024
Hmmm.. Tyler Perry nko?
Obakoolex:
Hmmmn the best black actor in Hollywood.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu’s Pictures With Ibori Vs Kalu by McLizbae: 12:53pm On Dec 23, 2024
I believe they both know this fact, and they also both know that they know😊
flokii:
PBAT should sever ties with Uzor Kalu . he is not a loyal friend and should be kept at arms length.
Crime › Re: Arbitrary Abi Fraudulent Token Allocation By BEDC by McLizbae(op): 8:12pm On Dec 22, 2024
Nawa o... The thing still dey give me serious vex. How can 2k give me 21 unit and 1 week later 5k will give me 22units... One my guy say na so them dey do. Him advice make I dey buy 2k-3k once every month, say that way them nor go fit do me that thing again. I plan on trying that.

As for the chemical, i gave update. Try check the last page of the thread. I go still give another update self.

I realized that as the the grass is drying from the top, green shots dey try come from the lower part. Wahala for who get that grass for him environment!

Gaxuvir:
Yours is still a fair fraud grin . IBDEC is the most fraudulent of them, my 5k is 18units and some full days we will not get light. On the average, hardly could we get 5 hrs to 6 hours per day.
You did not give the final update you promised to give regarding the chemical you sprayed on that stubborn grass thread.
Crime › Arbitrary Abi Fraudulent Token Allocation By BEDC by McLizbae(op): 9:50pm On Dec 17, 2024
We got a new prepaid meter finally after a tug-of-war with BEDC, and then we paid for some taken to be installed with the meter, and that is a about to also finish recently. So, I tried to buy token online via Opay.

I bought N2000 to test the whole system, input the pin and I got 21.1 units on the CIU.

Now the shocker!

After about a week, I decided to top up the 21.1 units, so I went back to Opay, and buy N5000. Now, I am still confused and disoriented as to why I got 22.3 units after inputing the 5k token.

Is there any explanation abi enlighten that can actually make me make sense of this please?
Christianity Etc › Re: Should This Type Of Dance Be Allowed In The Church? by McLizbae: 4:16pm On Dec 15, 2024
Who get the full track of that song abaeg! The beat is dope.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adegboyega: Why I Wear Luxury Clothes, Live Lavish Lifestyle by McLizbae: 9:53am On Dec 14, 2024
He said "I practice my own Christianity", when Jesus Christ even said "according to the will of the father in heaven".

Lols..
Travel › Re: Questions A British Man Was Asked At Nigerian Visa Interview by McLizbae: 9:20pm On Dec 13, 2024
Lols..
Education › Re: Hardship; University Lecturers Can’t Fuel Cars, Sleep In Offices To Cut by McLizbae: 10:49pm On Dec 12, 2024
We are on the same side of the argument here nah🤗
VeeVeeMyLuv:
This is the problem with you guys
How many rich lecturers still dey?

1 out of 100,000 lecturers?

You guys are annoying!

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