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I nor too get data... How many km do they show in the video, abeg?

Lols

This your comment sound masculine..
. Kinda sell your true gender out.

ColdHunter:
How do people even enjoy rape? I've never been able to understand it.

I can't even be intimate with someone I don't like. Neither can I be intimate if I notice any sort of reluctance on the part of my partner.

If we're not both fully locked in, I'm out.

I just can't figure how you have sex with someone who was surely struggling with you.

ColdHunter:
I see.

So a woman should be intimate someone they don't like?

You see these two quotes:
1. "Neither can I be intimate if I notice any sort of reluctance on the part of my partner"
2. "I just can't figure how you have sex with someone who was surely struggling with you"

Thats a man's words...

Noooo o! He has to be paid immediately! Even though I haven't got the time to carefully watch and analyse that fight like I did for portable vs akpi. The highlight indicated that it was no joke at all.

Check out my funny analysis of Portable vs Akpi
https://www.nairaland.com/8403603/funniest-moments-akpi-vs-portable

How can a person be promoted from Registrar to VC? Private universities and their anyhow doings though...

Congratulations to the new VC; he may be succeeded by the Bursar hereafter. Lols

This is serious... May God help him where he may be in need of help...

If Onuakalusi can pay his dues enough to become the Rep of the supposed yoruba consistency, he can do just that with my full approval. Well done Mr Kalu!

That no 4 is just stagnancy jare... You go dey help me gather still come thief wetin we gather for yourself... God forbid.

Fiscus105:
2 meant for those hallucinating for virgin wife at cost.

4. You think woman can't be helping you in your business, farm or office and same time, stealing big from you? It's commonest among the characters.

She go dey do me a step foward and a step or 2 steps backwards. The matter weak me gan! Lols

Ikem11:
That one weak me lol. She go give u money come thief am

I will go with no 1. We'll both work and pay for Domestic staff to keep things clean and tidy.

No 2 is damn funny. So when you disvirgin her, all that is left is a lazy woman. What a big liability.

How will no 4 even work for anybody!? Lols

Rather than the big super power, Nigeria exist as the big super powerless of the region.

In 2026! Nawa o!

Thank you. I have definitely learned my own lesson now... Many of those in-app costumer agents really carry me play bad....

amazonguru001:
Haaaa. This is serious.
Not funny at all.

This is why I don't put better money in all these digital banks.
I prefer to lodge good sums in our traditional brick and mortal banks. I know if any funny thing happens I can easily walk into any of their branches for resolution.

It is well bro.

Recently I decided to use palmpay account and share the account details for some money inflow, despite being on tier 3, my account was restricted when the inflow was a little above 2m. I don send my ID, take selfie with ID, write letter, share my many screenshots, many calls, emails, in-app chat with tens of costomer service agents (who keep asking me the same thing before they finally disappear). But nothing was resolved. I had to leave the fund there, and later found out that the restrictions has been removed after about 2 weeks. Now, the app has started asking me facial verification and every time I try, it says I am not in a good light area, even under Nigerian sun...

amazonguru001:
Pampay?

Please what happened
Can u explain so we can also learn.

Palmpay.. They are still dealing with me for dealing with them with just a few millions...

Most of the kids clearly read it out. They just don't understand the technicality of the statement, which makes it nuisance to them. This is very understandable. If you think your better than them, go try to read statements written based on some specific academic or professional technicalities, you'll understand that reading English words can sometimes feel like reading French. Lols

She likes you. But don't get it wrong and corrupted. It may only be platonic love. If I were you, I will absolutely take it to be platonic.

These guys nor sha Wan gree... Lols
Everybody is desperate, no time for any tactics and calculations anymore. This will surely lead to failures.

BTW, cant these guys put all these money they are wasting on politics together, build a refinery with it and enjoy their returns without stress🤔

I am so happy for them. Congratulations!

That police officer may be working with the terrorists. He may have silenced that suspect to cover a larger conspiracy.

The middleeast/Islamic states tops population growth. Could that just be migration or high procreation rates?

Very funny though...

It's always very hard for me to wrap my head around the senseless occurrence.

How on earth would a doctor forget items in their patients after surgery! Why would a doctor even drop an item on an opened person in a surgery, despite all the assistants, trays, stands, and tables that could be around the doctor?

Isn't that even a grand anti-party statement?

Nigeria actually got independence as a dependent state, where the selected state leaders remain dependent on foreign entities to lead.

writetopoka:
Getting our independence in 1960 is the biggest mistake we have made you should have waited 2060 to request for it

Too many allegations leveled against that possibly innocent elephant o!

Biodun1929:
I doubt it was an elephant that killed the man. Maybe it was an animal that they didn't know the name for, and they just said it was an elephant. Elephants don't just kill like that, and they also said it appeared out of nowhere...where did elephant come from and where did it disappear to.

What is it now! Could the elephant have taken/kidnap the missing person?

GeneralOuki:
Are you by chance suggesting that even elephants have joined banditry?

Lols... I am as flabbergasted as you o.

She's begging him to do what exactly?
Drive her shit naked ass back home just like that? Lols

Now you are understanding the whole Nigerian politics. Ethnicity, religions etc are all tools that politicians use fully to achieve their personal agenda. There is no division among people eating on the table.

tonesky:
I used to like Goodluck but I detest his behaviours after leaving office. Buhari hated igbo's simply because they voted and supported Jonathan during 2015 election. All through Buhari's tenure he was frequently visiting Aso Rock but never for one day speak or solicit for Igbo's whatsoever. All the injustice igbo's received he never spoke against it as an ex-president and Wike paid back the Igbo's with rigging of 2023 presidential election against Obi in Rivers State. Now, Jonathan is visiting Tinubu hmmmmm......

This one too big o! Na feast be this!

Your dad.

Ragingthunder:
slave

Nigerians are only best at hating and canceling their own country.

affable4:
Nigerians are too loud and extravagant once they hit money. So much so you think they are the best in the game.

Always in a hurry to impress and oppress.

Waah?

Ragingthunder:
slave